WEBVTT NOTE Paragraph 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.520 [Pre-stream music starts and abruptly stops] 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:16.530 A... [BGM suddenly plays] 00:00:17.410 --> 00:00:19.900 Hi guys, I didn't mean to turn that on... [BGM obscuring Jerma's voice] 00:00:20.350 --> 00:00:21.600 Uh, this is... [BGM still playing] 00:00:25.200 --> 00:00:28.260 Uh, this is the game, that we're playing... [Obscured by BGM] 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:32.610 Um... [keyboard pressing and mic breathing] 00:00:32.610 --> 00:00:36.030 Hold on, I... I'm not quite ready to start yet... [BGM still playing] 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:40.120 Um... this a game where you play a— [BGM still playing] 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:42.040 You run an... item store... [BGM still playing] 00:00:43.250 --> 00:00:45.900 and you have to sell... and trade products... [BGM still playing] 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:49.500 And... over the course of that time, [BGM still playing] 00:00:49.500 --> 00:00:51.670 try to make as much money as possible to... [BGM still playing] 00:00:53.770 --> 00:00:54.700 Um... [BGM still playing] 00:00:56.580 --> 00:00:57.610 I don't know... [BGM still playing] 00:00:57.910 --> 00:00:59.590 I've no idea what this is... [BGM still playing] 00:01:00.900 --> 00:01:02.830 I was told that it's a fun game. [BGM still playing] 00:01:05.720 --> 00:01:07.210 I—I can't skip this... [BGM still playing] 00:01:07.860 --> 00:01:09.592 Why can I no longer skip this? [BGM still playing] 00:01:10.830 --> 00:01:12.610 [BGM stops] Oh, hi, there we go! 00:01:13.630 --> 00:01:16.120 Hey, everybody—Uh, hold on, I'm not, I'm not ready yet... [Pre-stream music starts] 00:01:16.860 --> 00:01:18.330 Just pretend I wasn't here. 00:01:38.940 --> 00:01:41.940 Okay, that's better. I actually did not mean to... show you that. 00:01:42.290 --> 00:01:46.170 But I did... accident—No, I don't— Why is this popping up? 00:01:47.600 --> 00:01:51.210 This is all m— My Stream Deck is so wrong right now... 00:01:51.780 --> 00:01:54.170 I better not fuck around with this, 'cause if I turn the camera on, 00:01:54.170 --> 00:01:58.150 it's just gonna be embarrassing, so... I'm just gonna do it by hand, manually... 00:02:02.490 --> 00:02:03.430 Alright... 00:02:03.750 --> 00:02:06.540 Yea, we're gonna play, uh... Re—Recettear... 00:02:06.800 --> 00:02:10.600 An Item Shop's Tale, this is something that... people thought I would like... 00:02:10.940 --> 00:02:12.700 It's about... trading stocks... 00:02:13.090 --> 00:02:16.080 and, um... going on adventures with your friends... 00:02:17.990 --> 00:02:19.890 And you know how I love the markets... 00:02:24.410 --> 00:02:26.950 [bottle thump] "Did I say it," What do you mean "Nice, did I say it"? 00:02:30.570 --> 00:02:32.380 What—what the fuck are you guys doing? 00:02:35.150 --> 00:02:36.570 What—what are you linking me? 00:02:38.220 --> 00:02:39.930 [snickers] What is this? 00:02:40.220 --> 00:02:43.540 [laughing] What the fuck is this? 00:02:47.330 --> 00:02:51.900 [laughing] What... What is this?! 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:53.950 That's a real ad? 00:02:57.420 --> 00:02:58.740 No, it's not! 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:03.430 Somebody—One of you, like, meme... aficionados doctored that shit... 00:03:05.940 --> 00:03:07.080 "That's real." 00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:09.710 Let me see it again, hold on... 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:15.480 I'm f— [chuckles] 00:03:16.900 --> 00:03:19.220 No, sto—This is so loud! [BGM starts playing again] 00:03:20.510 --> 00:03:22.500 [laughing in frustration] Where is it?! 00:03:23.810 --> 00:03:27.250 Why do I have... a porn ad? [BGM still playing] 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:29.520 Somebody link it! [BGM still playing] 00:03:33.730 --> 00:03:35.370 "Lucky Crush"? [BGM still playing] 00:03:36.570 --> 00:03:37.550 What is this implying? [BGM still playing] 00:03:37.550 --> 00:03:42.360 Is this implying that I'm chatting with this girl, or she watching me?! 00:03:44.220 --> 00:03:45.820 Am I the porn?! [BGM still playing] 00:03:46.470 --> 00:03:49.380 Or... they the porn? I don't understand... [BGM still playing] 00:03:53.480 --> 00:03:57.060 Why this clip, wha—Where did you get this GIF from?! [BGM still playing] 00:03:59.930 --> 00:04:01.670 "I'm the chatter"? [BGM still playing] 00:04:04.290 --> 00:04:05.890 Turn this off! [BGM stops] 00:04:09.830 --> 00:04:12.100 I gotta—Hold on, this is important... 00:04:13.620 --> 00:04:17.090 [bursts out laughing] Why? Where did you find this? 00:04:21.400 --> 00:04:25.150 "Acting like he doesn't know..." [chuckles] 00:04:26.850 --> 00:04:28.802 "Stream ru—" What? 00:04:29.250 --> 00:04:33.790 Alright, well that's f—that's fucking weird, I didn't—I did not—I don't know what webs— 00:04:33.790 --> 00:04:37.240 Don't go to this website, 'cause it's probably just gonna, like, take your data! 00:04:40.140 --> 00:04:44.710 I would be careful if that, like, databait, so, don't—I—I don't know what that is... 00:04:46.590 --> 00:04:50.090 I don't endorse that website, I'm not part of that website... 00:04:52.020 --> 00:04:54.460 Uh, make sure you don't have your credit card on a Notepad— 00:04:54.460 --> 00:04:57.580 on your computer if you click on that link, okay? 00:05:01.280 --> 00:05:02.959 Anyways, um... 00:05:03.350 --> 00:05:05.050 that's fuckin' odd, but... 00:05:05.880 --> 00:05:08.400 And of all the things—That's like when the—the... 00:05:08.450 --> 00:05:11.290 Why wouldn't you take—I'm laughing! 00:05:11.550 --> 00:05:13.920 I was like, laughing at that person... 00:05:14.630 --> 00:05:16.730 You don't, like, laugh at porn! 00:05:17.960 --> 00:05:22.640 You know—a—What?! Is it porn? Or is it just like, a chat-with-me thing? 00:05:24.350 --> 00:05:25.580 What do you mean "You don't?" 00:05:27.190 --> 00:05:29.880 [laughing] So fucking funny... 00:05:29.880 --> 00:05:30.880 Oh... 00:05:30.880 --> 00:05:33.180 What do you—a—What do you— What do I even do about that, though? 00:05:33.180 --> 00:05:34.470 That's the thing, right? 00:05:36.700 --> 00:05:39.350 What—What—What the fuck am I suppose to do about that? 00:05:39.350 --> 00:05:40.630 Go get a lawyer? 00:05:42.520 --> 00:05:45.350 [lawyer] "Oh hey, uh, yes, this is, uh, Dick & Dick Associates." 00:05:45.350 --> 00:05:48.700 "Hey, ya, uh, it's me, Jerma985, just wanna call, man, um..." 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:50.910 "Somebody's using my... face in a porn ad!" 00:05:51.950 --> 00:05:55.740 "Do you know what—what company it is?" "I've no idea, they might be overseas." 00:05:56.420 --> 00:05:58.080 "Do you have any idea, uh, who it is?" 00:05:58.080 --> 00:06:00.860 "No, I've absolutely no clue, somebody linked it to me in chat." 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:03.450 "Okay, um..." 00:06:05.580 --> 00:06:07.460 "You know, you probably better off just..." 00:06:08.400 --> 00:06:10.630 "Look, I got—I got—I gotta take another call..." 00:06:12.380 --> 00:06:13.830 "You wanna sue 'em?" "YEA!" 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:19.010 "Gimme you—the person's name, where they located, and what the business—uh... country is located in!" 00:06:19.010 --> 00:06:20.370 "Can't give you any of that!" 00:06:23.180 --> 00:06:28.510 They're using my likeness... to sell... chatting software... 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:32.000 Unbelievable... 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:34.210 [exhales] 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:37.510 It's me laugh—I ca—Whe— 00:06:37.510 --> 00:06:42.980 Of all the... videos to pull, why wouldn't you pull one of me talking? 00:06:43.650 --> 00:06:45.520 As if I was talking to you guys? 00:06:46.900 --> 00:06:49.730 Y'know, like we sit here with the facecam on, I just talk? 00:06:50.190 --> 00:06:54.980 Why would you take the one of me laughing at a baby running into a wall over and over again? 00:06:55.900 --> 00:07:00.060 I've talked to the camera like a thousand times before! 00:07:00.350 --> 00:07:02.760 I don't—Whatever, Rece—Recettear:... 00:07:03.030 --> 00:07:06.280 An Item Shop's Tale, is what we're doing today... 00:07:07.810 --> 00:07:09.520 Hope you had a good Fourth of July... 00:07:09.890 --> 00:07:11.290 those of you that celebrate it. 00:07:12.220 --> 00:07:14.160 We don't need to hear the theme song again. 00:07:14.450 --> 00:07:18.380 Alright, so this is a—This—This should be fun, it's a game about... buying stocks! 00:07:18.380 --> 00:07:20.690 I—I'm—I'm, like, stuck on repeat, right now... 00:07:20.690 --> 00:07:21.920 New Game, here we go! 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:23.500 [game music starts playing] 00:07:28.380 --> 00:07:29.540 Can I skip all this? 00:07:29.840 --> 00:07:31.910 You guys will be mad if I skip the whole thing? 00:07:33.840 --> 00:07:35.890 "Oh, for the love of... She's still asleep." 00:07:35.890 --> 00:07:38.420 "No." "No." "Yes, don't skip it." "Skip it." 00:07:39.530 --> 00:07:42.310 [laughing] What is this Sesame Street music?! 00:07:46.660 --> 00:07:47.960 Alright, I... 00:07:49.350 --> 00:07:51.780 I'm gonna just—We're gonna— We're gonna do normally... 00:07:53.870 --> 00:07:55.250 I'm not gonna skip! 00:08:00.700 --> 00:08:02.800 That was a pretty good fuckin' fat cloud! 00:08:02.950 --> 00:08:05.580 "Does she really not understand how important today is?" 00:08:06.450 --> 00:08:07.620 I'm—I'm in bed? 00:08:07.690 --> 00:08:09.570 Why am I under the cover like that? 00:08:10.750 --> 00:08:15.170 "Mmmmurple... can't eat another bite..." That's my name, my name is Recette... 00:08:16.410 --> 00:08:18.190 Recete, is it Recett? 00:08:22.930 --> 00:08:26.440 "...but I can always find room for yummy candy... Mimblewurble..." 00:08:26.440 --> 00:08:29.660 [laughing] 00:08:29.660 --> 00:08:33.570 Alright, I've heard of, like, "Mmrgh..." or, like, "Urrgh..." or "Errgh..."— 00:08:33.570 --> 00:08:35.390 "Mimblewurble..." 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:40.610 "Oohh, yeah, yeah, I'm—I'm so tired this morning, mmm...mimblewurble!" 00:08:44.840 --> 00:08:46.060 "Wake up, please!" 00:08:48.070 --> 00:08:49.000 Is that me? 00:08:50.470 --> 00:08:53.150 "Heuaah! Whoa, whoa, what, what, what is it?!" 00:08:55.420 --> 00:08:57.960 "Oh, Tear! G—G'mornin'!" 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:02.410 "We do not have time for 'G'mornin',' Recette!" 00:09:02.950 --> 00:09:06.230 "Are you planning on spending the rest of your life dreaming of sweets?" 00:09:06.680 --> 00:09:10.870 "Today is the day we set for opening the store!" I'm so—I'm way too excited for this! 00:09:12.210 --> 00:09:14.250 "Uh, we did? Oh yeah, we did!" 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:17.830 "Merde." 00:09:19.050 --> 00:09:20.660 "Zero-F all this..." 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:23.860 "Listen. Go wash your face and make yourself presentable." 00:09:23.860 --> 00:09:26.140 "and then join me downstairs in the storefront." 00:09:27.410 --> 00:09:28.930 "Okay, I'll be right down!" 00:09:33.930 --> 00:09:36.360 "Hey, sorry I... kept you waiting!" 00:09:39.570 --> 00:09:44.040 "Okay, Tear, let's open the shop right now! Capitalism, ho!" 00:09:45.290 --> 00:09:48.340 "Patience, Recette. It is a virtue you will need." 00:09:48.950 --> 00:09:50.300 [giggling] 00:09:50.300 --> 00:09:52.910 "We need to take care of a few matters before we open officially." 00:09:52.910 --> 00:09:56.670 Everybody settle down for a second, because this game is like, actually fun, I've heard... 00:09:58.870 --> 00:10:03.220 "Well, I somehow doubt that a store without anything to sell is going to attract all that much business." 00:10:05.170 --> 00:10:05.940 "Uh." 00:10:07.570 --> 00:10:11.050 "Oh yeah, we don't have anything to sell! So what do we do?" 00:10:12.630 --> 00:10:15.830 "To start with, we need to establish a stock of items for the store." 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.270 "If we have nothing to sell, we can not claim to be much of a shop." 00:10:21.690 --> 00:10:24.910 "That's true, hmm... So where should we go to get stocked up?" 00:10:25.890 --> 00:10:28.000 Let's go get, like... liquor! 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:30.880 "The best way, I think, would be to visit either the town market..." 00:10:31.370 --> 00:10:35.860 "or the Merchant's Guild. We need to give our regards to the head of the guild regardless... 00:10:35.860 --> 00:10:37.840 "so that should probably be our first stop." 00:10:39.590 --> 00:10:41.290 [reading chat] "Constant capitalism." 00:10:42.140 --> 00:10:44.560 "Oh, that's the place run by that old guy, right?" 00:10:45.470 --> 00:10:48.750 [claps hand] We got an old guy, can't wait to do the old guy voice! 00:10:49.040 --> 00:10:51.480 You know it's comin'! I can't wait to do it! 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:55.130 "The guild operates as a wholesaler for local merchants, so if..." 00:10:55.590 --> 00:10:57.840 "we stop by, we can purchase an initial stock." 00:10:58.040 --> 00:11:01.090 "It would not hurt to gro... ver..." 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:06.980 "It would not hurt Grover, give up—give our polite regards to the guild chief, either." 00:11:07.350 --> 00:11:10.880 "Especially since the Guild is the organization that allows us to operate here..." 00:11:11.020 --> 00:11:13.020 "in the first place." Why does everyone have a guild? 00:11:14.670 --> 00:11:16.650 Monster Rancher, we got a—There's a guild. 00:11:17.660 --> 00:11:20.770 Recettear, guild. Why do we— Who cares about the guild? 00:11:24.370 --> 00:11:26.060 "'Kay, got it! Then let's go, right now!" 00:11:26.060 --> 00:11:28.590 So we gotta get s—Hold on, that person's, like, a— 00:11:28.590 --> 00:11:30.100 Why is that person floating above the ground? 00:11:30.810 --> 00:11:32.960 "When you want to leave the shop, head to the front door," 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:35.390 "currently located in the upper right-hand corner of the store." 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:39.140 "But I wanted to leave through the window, like an action hero." 00:11:39.910 --> 00:11:42.540 "To.. infinity, and beyond!" 00:11:42.540 --> 00:11:44.970 They didn't wanna... get in trouble for that, apparently... 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:45.970 Why? 00:11:47.120 --> 00:11:48.070 "Recette!" 00:11:48.570 --> 00:11:50.550 "Okay, fine..." 00:11:54.250 --> 00:11:55.850 Oh, it's because... 00:11:56.540 --> 00:11:59.380 It actually is... Like a—It's a— Like a fairy or something— 00:11:59.380 --> 00:12:02.280 Alright—So here's my store... So we have to leave... 00:12:02.550 --> 00:12:04.630 You didn't think there's going to be any action in this game... 00:12:05.810 --> 00:12:08.500 Hehe, didn't think there's fuckin' run in T-pose in this game, did you? 00:12:10.100 --> 00:12:12.870 I know it's the easiest thing I could— Alright, there's a lot to do here... 00:12:14.330 --> 00:12:17.290 Alright, so we need to go to... the Merchant's Guild... 00:12:17.460 --> 00:12:22.030 Uh, "This action will not take any time." We have 1,000... pix. 00:12:23.480 --> 00:12:24.870 Eh, pictures of what? 00:12:28.890 --> 00:12:29.660 Hey, we— 00:12:29.900 --> 00:12:31.280 Here comes the old guy... 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:37.720 [old man voice] "Ha, um...! Oh, a girl and a fairy, uh, you two are..." 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:41.350 "Yes, you're Recette and that loan-shark!" 00:12:42.060 --> 00:12:43.610 [old man voice] I get to do old person voice! 00:12:43.610 --> 00:12:45.150 I get to do old man voice! 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:47.860 "While that is not, well... an incorrect assessment," 00:12:47.860 --> 00:12:50.620 "could I ask that you refrain from calling me a 'loan-shark'?" 00:12:52.540 --> 00:12:53.610 "That's right, Mister." 00:12:54.550 --> 00:12:56.470 "She and I are partners, don't be mean!" 00:12:57.120 --> 00:13:02.250 "Oh! [old man laugh] Forgive me, forgive me, partners it is!" 00:13:03.130 --> 00:13:06.680 "So, uh, how are the preparations for running that shop coming along?" 00:13:07.640 --> 00:13:08.720 "Quite well, thank you." 00:13:08.870 --> 00:13:10.280 "In fact, we plan on opening today," 00:13:10.280 --> 00:13:13.300 "so we stopped by in order to show our gratitude for your help." 00:13:14.090 --> 00:13:17.710 "Oh! Hah! Very good, you two know what's what!" 00:13:17.840 --> 00:13:20.400 "If you have any problems, let me know, I'll be glad to help!" 00:13:21.150 --> 00:13:23.040 "We appreciate your kindness, thank you." 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:24.850 "Uh, here's your starting monster!" 00:13:25.470 --> 00:13:27.220 "He'll grow up to be big and strong!" 00:13:27.700 --> 00:13:29.920 "Uh, we appreciate your kindness, thank you, bye!" 00:13:29.920 --> 00:13:31.900 "Not a problem at all!" What are we gonna buy from here? 00:13:34.770 --> 00:13:38.420 "So you came... straight here to pick up some merchandise, right?" 00:13:39.210 --> 00:13:42.730 "Well, up to the counter, then! Let's get you two... sorted!" 00:13:42.990 --> 00:13:45.120 Are those two cigars on him? What is that? 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:46.730 Does he get two cigar holders? 00:13:47.670 --> 00:13:49.250 What's on his... chest there? 00:13:49.470 --> 00:13:52.140 Are those, like, clothespins? I'm not sure what those are... 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:55.770 "Those are pens." Those are fat fuckin' pens. 00:13:57.710 --> 00:14:02.610 Uh... Those are, like, extra-large Sharpies, those are not pens... 00:14:03.220 --> 00:14:05.349 [chuckles] 00:14:06.350 --> 00:14:08.000 "This is our first time—" Alright, I gotta pay attention to this. 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:10.580 "Our funds are limited, so do not go completely overboard." 00:14:10.580 --> 00:14:12.940 "I recommend purchasing no more than ten items." 00:14:16.540 --> 00:14:18.620 "Buy," "Sell," "Talk..." 00:14:19.510 --> 00:14:21.670 Alright, so we need to stock up on—We need to have— 00:14:22.760 --> 00:14:23.540 Okay, sword— 00:14:23.540 --> 00:14:27.920 "A worn-out, dented, chipped sword, still better than going into the wild bare-handed, though." 00:14:28.040 --> 00:14:29.180 140... 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:34.490 "A standard, lightweight longsword. Perfect for novices learning the art of swordplay." 00:14:34.490 --> 00:14:36.310 It's 840 bucks... 00:14:45.920 --> 00:14:47.190 Alright, I just got a— 00:14:47.190 --> 00:14:48.710 Oh shit, there's more... 00:14:49.240 --> 00:14:52.220 [bursts out laughing] We have one item... 00:14:52.460 --> 00:14:54.700 Uh, I didn't know there was more bars... 00:14:54.820 --> 00:14:56.180 Hold on, how much are these? 00:14:57.440 --> 00:14:59.870 "I recommend ten items." Oh... 00:15:01.730 --> 00:15:04.010 Well, can I just lie about what this sword is? 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:06.510 That's how—C'mon, that's how capitalism works, I'm just gonna, like, 00:15:06.510 --> 00:15:09.380 make up a story about why this thing is worth so much money... 00:15:13.970 --> 00:15:14.800 Um... 00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:18.100 'Rusty Dagger," I can't even... 00:15:19.350 --> 00:15:21.430 We're gonna have two items, "Leather Gloves..." 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:23.410 Wait, hold on, "Clothes..." 00:15:34.010 --> 00:15:34.940 Okay... 00:15:38.630 --> 00:15:39.870 Can I sell anything? 00:15:41.290 --> 00:15:44.720 Sell it back to him? "Hey, we're running an item store here..." 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:46.630 "360..." 00:15:48.020 --> 00:15:49.580 [silently chuckles] 00:15:49.580 --> 00:15:52.290 This guy probably thinks we're like, fuckin' morons... 00:15:55.250 --> 00:15:58.710 'What is the guild?" "What can I do here?" "About merchant levels..." 00:15:59.150 --> 00:16:01.970 "Your 'Merchant Level' is well, your ability as a merchant." 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:06.300 "As it goes up, you'll figure out how to redecorate or even expand your store." 00:16:07.410 --> 00:16:09.940 "Heck, you might even be able to convince me to let you have a look at..." 00:16:09.940 --> 00:16:12.340 "some of our more, ah, 'premium' items!" 00:16:12.740 --> 00:16:14.410 So they got drugs behind the counter... 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:17.700 You don't put—You don't put your hands up and say "premium"... 00:16:18.030 --> 00:16:19.540 with your fingers like that... 00:16:19.860 --> 00:16:22.820 unless it's something il—a fuckin' illegal, so... 00:16:23.520 --> 00:16:27.870 "How do you raise your level, simple! Buy, sell, trade! This is an art, and you learn by doing!" 00:16:28.370 --> 00:16:30.160 "If there's anything you don't know, just ask!" 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:32.130 Okay... 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:34.890 Let's go sell it! 00:16:38.300 --> 00:16:39.580 Let's go sell that sword. 00:16:40.710 --> 00:16:42.270 Oh, "About unknown items..." 00:16:42.270 --> 00:16:47.730 "Now, if you go dungeon-diving, you'll find a lot of stuff which you won't be able to identify at first." 00:16:47.730 --> 00:16:53.310 "In particular, I'll bet my hat you'll find a lot of what're commonly called 'Mystery Ingredients'..." 00:16:53.710 --> 00:16:55.560 "by... the adventurers." 00:16:56.020 --> 00:16:57.730 Ey, you can go dungeon-diving. 00:16:58.330 --> 00:16:59.850 "At first you'll probably be teering— 00:17:00.190 --> 00:17:03.830 "tearing your hair out over all the 'junk' you keep finding in those places," 00:17:03.830 --> 00:17:07.260 "but as your merchant level goes up, you'll be able to sort out the stuff you find," 00:17:07.260 --> 00:17:10.580 "and pick the best materials, and whatnot from the lot." 00:17:10.800 --> 00:17:13.730 "Oh, and if you manage to get out of these death-traps safely," 00:17:13.730 --> 00:17:16.000 "you'll have time to identify everything safely." 00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:18.630 "That means you won't know what you're carrying 'till you leave." 00:17:19.230 --> 00:17:20.440 Huh, that's interesting. 00:17:21.860 --> 00:17:23.390 Alright, well let's go—Let's get outta here! 00:17:23.850 --> 00:17:25.450 I got my... merchandise... 00:17:25.930 --> 00:17:27.350 "Right, then, will that be all?" 00:17:28.030 --> 00:17:29.440 "Yep, this is perfect!" 00:17:29.910 --> 00:17:32.970 "We shall return when our stocks run low again." 00:17:34.420 --> 00:17:36.280 "Haha, I'm looking forward to it." 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:39.270 "Here, a little something extra, as a start-up gift!" 00:17:41.580 --> 00:17:42.920 Bread from the ground. 00:17:43.140 --> 00:17:45.600 Half of a donut—"Walnut bread! Thanks a bunch." 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:49.860 "Alright, little lady, give 'em your all!" 00:17:51.580 --> 00:17:52.900 "Capitalism, ho!" 00:17:53.800 --> 00:17:56.720 "Well, Adam Sandler would be proud of us at any rate..." 00:17:59.560 --> 00:18:01.480 Alright, we're gonna go back to Recettear! 00:18:05.710 --> 00:18:06.640 "Very—" [bursts out laughing] 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:10.640 "well, it is time to give you a 'crash course' on the basics of running an item shop." 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:12.750 I'm so excited and I don't know why! 00:18:12.980 --> 00:18:16.040 I was supposed to just relax today. "Okay, what do I do first?" 00:18:16.770 --> 00:18:18.920 "First, we need to put some items on display." 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.470 "If we do not have our goods out for people to see," 00:18:21.810 --> 00:18:24.430 "we can hardly expect the customers to buy them, after all." 00:18:26.310 --> 00:18:28.340 "So just to get near these counters?" 00:18:29.300 --> 00:18:31.470 "Just so, once you know where you wish to place something," 00:18:31.470 --> 00:18:34.920 "choose what you wish to place in that spot by pressing the 'primary' button." 00:18:36.420 --> 00:18:38.740 "Primary... button?" 00:18:39.450 --> 00:18:41.300 "You will understand when you try it, trust me." 00:18:41.300 --> 00:18:44.560 "Now remember, what you place will affect how people perceive the store!" 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:46.920 "So think carefully before you place something!" 00:18:48.580 --> 00:18:49.420 'Kay... 00:18:49.550 --> 00:18:52.680 "Why not line up what we purchased on one of the counters?" 00:18:56.010 --> 00:18:56.810 Okay! 00:18:56.950 --> 00:19:01.470 Um... So I have Longsword... and Clothes... 00:19:01.650 --> 00:19:03.290 Longsword has to be right here. 00:19:04.560 --> 00:19:07.470 Yea. "Base Price: 1,200 bucks." 00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:13.580 That's the item that people gonna be coming in, and that's the one that—It lags your game... 00:19:15.500 --> 00:19:17.620 I mean—How about— Maybe in the back wall here? 00:19:19.220 --> 00:19:20.440 "Do it by the window." 00:19:23.360 --> 00:19:25.780 [laughing] No, I don't wanna sell the bread! 00:19:26.180 --> 00:19:29.430 [laughing louder] 00:19:29.430 --> 00:19:32.670 I'm already getting— I'm already getting... talked to... 00:19:33.370 --> 00:19:35.450 "Uh... May I speak with you a moment?" 00:19:36.340 --> 00:19:37.410 "What is it, what?!" 00:19:38.100 --> 00:19:39.810 "Uh, those counters by the window, um..." 00:19:39.810 --> 00:19:43.210 "Items you place there are visible to anyone passing by on the street." 00:19:44.150 --> 00:19:47.740 "As such, putting... 'eye-catching' items, the sort of thing that makes you..." 00:19:47.740 --> 00:19:52.900 "think, 'I want to buy this more than anything!' on those counters is a core principle of running a shop." 00:19:53.410 --> 00:19:56.740 "In a very real way, those counters are the 'face' of the shop." 00:19:56.940 --> 00:20:00.340 "And what is placed there greatly affects interest in our business." 00:20:00.760 --> 00:20:05.250 "So choose what to place there very, VERY carefully." 00:20:06.120 --> 00:20:08.560 "Wow, I never thought about it, uh... like that before..." 00:20:08.860 --> 00:20:11.020 "Ho-kai! I'll be careful!" 00:20:15.740 --> 00:20:16.610 So then... 00:20:17.510 --> 00:20:18.490 How do I pick it up? 00:20:21.940 --> 00:20:22.640 Okay. 00:20:24.280 --> 00:20:28.450 We're gonna put swo—Oo, oh, she likes the sword! Look! You can use the sword to cut that bread! 00:20:29.450 --> 00:20:30.750 I got it up here! 00:20:32.660 --> 00:20:34.300 We put the clothes over here... 00:20:36.370 --> 00:20:37.440 This is a window... 00:20:40.510 --> 00:20:43.040 [clears out throat] "Uh, can I talk to you for a minute?" 00:20:44.370 --> 00:20:45.980 "Uh, you probably shouldn't cough..." 00:20:46.630 --> 00:20:47.620 "Uh, near the bread." 00:20:47.620 --> 00:20:52.020 "I just—Ah, I mean—I mean, you can, but we're gonna have to put you—put a mask on you! 00:20:54.520 --> 00:20:56.250 "Are you sure it doesn't look dumb?" 00:20:59.130 --> 00:21:01.740 "Do not worry, everything looks good enough for a first attempt." 00:21:02.110 --> 00:21:06.580 "Now I need to teach you how to actually sell things. Please go SIT at the counter." 00:21:10.560 --> 00:21:13.480 Oh, that's just—You're talking— You're talking to me! You're talking about me! 00:21:15.380 --> 00:21:16.490 Well, here they come. 00:21:17.130 --> 00:21:19.520 "Well then, the items are in place, and now you need to learn how to..." 00:21:19.520 --> 00:21:22.510 "actually sell things to people without embarrassing yourself." 00:21:24.110 --> 00:21:27.410 [singing to the BGM's tune] 00:21:27.410 --> 00:21:30.890 [switching to Mario BGM's tune] This is Mario 3D World! 00:21:34.290 --> 00:21:35.400 What do I—Oh, right, right... 00:21:36.070 --> 00:21:37.870 "Um, actually sell things—" Right. 00:21:41.100 --> 00:21:42.580 "O-kai-o!" 00:21:42.840 --> 00:21:46.260 "So to start with, I will lecture on the actual process of selling..." 00:21:46.840 --> 00:21:48.400 "an item we have displayed." 00:21:49.650 --> 00:21:55.620 [singing to the BGM's tune] 00:21:56.410 --> 00:21:58.650 I can't—Um, I can't pay attention. 00:21:59.900 --> 00:22:00.740 Alright... 00:22:01.350 --> 00:22:04.060 "If the students do not listen, they do not get any credit." 00:22:04.670 --> 00:22:06.320 Right, right, right... "Now, then..." 00:22:06.320 --> 00:22:09.870 "When a customer enters, be sure to greet them with a nice big 'Welcome'!" 00:22:13.030 --> 00:22:15.540 "Uuh, uh, uh... Welcome!" 00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:19.520 "Greeting the customer helps them to feel comfortable and relaxed—" 00:22:19.520 --> 00:22:22.940 "while in the store. Their comfort is fundamental to our business," 00:22:22.940 --> 00:22:24.330 "remember that as we continue." 00:22:24.330 --> 00:22:27.450 "Now, a typical customer will find an item they want on our display," 00:22:27.590 --> 00:22:29.930 "and then they will come over to the counter to pay for it." 00:22:30.190 --> 00:22:31.310 "Let me demonstrate." 00:22:32.900 --> 00:22:34.400 "Could I get this, please?" 00:22:36.230 --> 00:22:38.700 "Er, um, uh, um..." 00:22:39.310 --> 00:22:42.940 [holding laugh] "I don't know, let me think about that..." 00:22:42.940 --> 00:22:47.130 "I—I—I'm a store, and I have things that people pay me to... give them!" 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:48.540 "I don't—Um, uh... No!" 00:22:48.840 --> 00:22:51.260 "What they want... will be in the 'Target' window." 00:22:53.100 --> 00:22:55.940 "You will also be able to see the name and the base price." 00:22:57.670 --> 00:22:59.590 "Pay close attention to that base price." 00:23:00.350 --> 00:23:03.590 "Also, if you press Button 3, you can view expanded—" 00:23:03.590 --> 00:23:05.590 Well, I don't—What's that on the XBox? 00:23:08.380 --> 00:23:13.760 "Consult the 'custom.e-x-e' program included with Recettear..." 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:17.690 "if you wish to check or alter your button configuration." 00:23:19.360 --> 00:23:22.830 "Wait, 'Button 3'? 'custom.e-x-e'?" 00:23:22.940 --> 00:23:26.220 "Focus! Your life is hard enough to control as it is." 00:23:26.950 --> 00:23:27.930 "Uh, okay." 00:23:28.490 --> 00:23:31.230 "Now then, next you must decide what price you wish to offer." 00:23:31.230 --> 00:23:34.640 "In general, you want to try and name a price higher than the base." 00:23:34.740 --> 00:23:36.590 "Try naming a price, if you will." 00:23:37.450 --> 00:23:39.020 "Uh, lessee..." 00:23:40.650 --> 00:23:43.640 "You likely notice that the base price serves as your default." 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.660 "To raise your offer, press up." 00:23:46.320 --> 00:23:48.750 "Press! Up? Okay—" 00:23:48.750 --> 00:23:53.890 Is this an android... learning how to do things as a p—I don't understand... 00:23:56.270 --> 00:23:57.390 That's not gonna happen... 00:24:00.910 --> 00:24:04.140 Alright, let's do, uh... um... 00:24:05.420 --> 00:24:09.020 116% of Base Price... 1,500. 00:24:15.490 --> 00:24:20.280 [holding laugh] 00:24:22.320 --> 00:24:24.650 [laughing] 00:24:26.510 --> 00:24:29.330 [giggling] Can you imagine? Is that gonna work? 00:24:29.330 --> 00:24:30.760 "A fair price!" 00:24:32.450 --> 00:24:33.870 Uh, what do—Hold on... 00:24:38.100 --> 00:24:40.980 Oh, shit, I can't... How do I get this off? 00:24:49.270 --> 00:24:50.380 Um... 00:24:57.140 --> 00:24:58.730 I can't put that on zero... 00:25:00.460 --> 00:25:02.170 There we—Alright, I got it, I got it, I got it. 00:25:08.910 --> 00:25:10.950 All I need is one person to buy that... 00:25:12.030 --> 00:25:13.160 and I'll be good... 00:25:14.900 --> 00:25:15.700 Okay... 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:20.040 I'm gonna say... uh, 1,350. 00:25:24.080 --> 00:25:26.060 "Very good, that is how you adjust your offer." 00:25:29.230 --> 00:25:31.850 "As might be obvious, if a customer is satisfied with your offer," 00:25:32.110 --> 00:25:35.310 "it is a sale and you get a little bit of experience along with the money." 00:25:37.030 --> 00:25:40.560 "If your price is too high, however, a customer can simply walk out." 00:25:40.940 --> 00:25:43.630 "Learning to determine the proper price; there lies the challenge." 00:25:43.630 --> 00:25:46.530 "Now, if a customer disagrees with a price, but not so much..." 00:25:46.740 --> 00:25:49.380 "that they want to storm out, then you can negotiate." 00:25:50.850 --> 00:25:53.850 "Remember what I said about comfort earlier? That is the key here." 00:25:53.900 --> 00:25:56.010 "Offer a price, but do not make it so outrageous that..." 00:25:56.010 --> 00:25:58.670 "the customer feels you are not acting in good faith." 00:25:59.300 --> 00:26:00.820 120% is fine. 00:26:01.490 --> 00:26:04.520 "So if they disagree but stay, offer them a new price." 00:26:04.650 --> 00:26:07.060 "Ideally you will lower your offer a little, and..." 00:26:07.060 --> 00:26:08.880 "they will take it and give you a sale." 00:26:09.060 --> 00:26:12.080 "Some customers may just be trying to sniff out a better price..." 00:26:12.360 --> 00:26:15.040 "when they are really willing to pay your initial price, however." 00:26:15.600 --> 00:26:18.400 "Whether or not you risk testing that possibility is up to you. 00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:23.740 "How long can you k—Well, that depends on how—how long you keep haggling? Depends..." 00:26:23.740 --> 00:26:26.310 "on how regular a customer the person in question is." 00:26:27.130 --> 00:26:28.460 "As we're starting out, you will—" [bursts out laughing] 00:26:28.460 --> 00:26:30.940 "not be able to haggle for very long." 00:26:31.380 --> 00:26:35.290 "But after customers begin to trust us a little, you can haggle for a longer period of time." 00:26:37.470 --> 00:26:39.190 "Well, time to put the theory into practice!" 00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:40.600 "Um, okay." 00:26:42.270 --> 00:26:42.950 Why is it— 00:26:43.320 --> 00:26:46.560 Why is—Why are you the boss, and you the fairy? 00:26:48.510 --> 00:26:50.340 If I'm the manager, I'll come in and switch them. 00:26:50.340 --> 00:26:54.640 I say, "You put the wings on and you go stay by that counter, this is, like, fuckin' stupid." 00:26:55.810 --> 00:26:58.540 Ah, junoupseto just gave 10 community subs, thank you. 00:27:03.820 --> 00:27:05.370 Thanks for the 10 community subs. 00:27:07.550 --> 00:27:08.610 Much love to you. 00:27:09.320 --> 00:27:10.850 "Uh, could I get this, please?" 00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:14.030 "Oo, okay, I... pick a price, right?" 00:27:14.140 --> 00:27:17.210 "Needs to be higher than the base... 'Up Button,' uh..." 00:27:24.690 --> 00:27:26.690 "Customer will likely buy immediately." 00:27:27.570 --> 00:27:29.120 "Now for the fine art of haggling." 00:27:29.120 --> 00:27:32.720 "Theoretically, what... you wish to do is lower your price slowly." 00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:36.090 "but as I mention, there is a limit to how long you can haggle." 00:27:36.290 --> 00:27:39.370 "The idea is to deduce a customer's desired price and go from there." 00:27:40.360 --> 00:27:44.970 "You say 'deduce the desired price,' but how do I..." 00:27:45.030 --> 00:27:48.550 "A large number of stores sell at about 30% over base price." 00:27:48.550 --> 00:27:49.930 30%? 00:27:50.690 --> 00:27:54.570 "It is not a hard and fast rule, but people will usually accept that price level. 00:27:54.770 --> 00:27:55.560 "Usually." 00:27:56.260 --> 00:27:59.280 "If you can manage to go over that, you will make a lot of money," 00:27:59.550 --> 00:28:02.030 "but you do not want to risk driving away a customer." 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:04.920 "Right, then, so as a customer, I am haggling." 00:28:06.360 --> 00:28:07.860 "Could you make it a little bit cheaper?" 00:28:08.820 --> 00:28:09.730 "Okay..." 00:28:11.970 --> 00:28:13.100 Oh, shit... 00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:24.740 You want it... cheaper by one cent. 00:28:26.520 --> 00:28:27.510 Alright, here we go. 00:28:27.980 --> 00:28:30.850 "If you can sell me an item, you'll be ready for what lies ahead." 00:28:30.850 --> 00:28:32.880 This is the true mentor and student... 00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:36.050 "C'mere! Hey! S—" What's—What's—What's, uh... 00:28:36.050 --> 00:28:37.830 What's, like, that, the famous one, like "Sell me this!" 00:28:37.830 --> 00:28:40.650 Like, "Sell me this, uh... Sell me this pen!" right? 00:28:41.070 --> 00:28:42.250 Doesn't, uh, somebody do that? 00:28:45.730 --> 00:28:46.440 Yea. 00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:49.320 It's in—It's in the movie or something... 00:28:50.010 --> 00:28:50.880 Right... 00:28:51.560 --> 00:28:52.490 "Let us begin." 00:28:55.300 --> 00:28:57.790 [clears throat, energetic voice] "Hello! Welcome to Recettear!" 00:28:58.450 --> 00:28:59.900 "I would like to buy this, please!" 00:28:59.900 --> 00:29:01.430 Steel, I don't have one of those... 00:29:03.580 --> 00:29:05.700 Well, what happens now, is... 00:29:05.750 --> 00:29:09.120 "Sorry, you have to go... This is a... You have to go to a Target," 00:29:09.120 --> 00:29:12.140 "cuz they're all out of Walmarts, so... you have to go down the street, sorry." 00:29:12.140 --> 00:29:14.810 Alright, so... how about... 30%, right? 00:29:17.070 --> 00:29:22.150 Let's be... I'm not doing that number, let's do, like... 4,150. 00:29:23.810 --> 00:29:25.920 "Hmm, could you a little lower, perhaps?" 00:29:26.340 --> 00:29:30.430 "Ah, I guess so—Nah, I like ya, you— you're smart, you're fun, you're cool..." 00:29:30.800 --> 00:29:33.150 "You come in here all the time, and I love—" 00:29:33.150 --> 00:29:36.270 "You—You always got, like, good coffee where you are..." 00:29:36.270 --> 00:29:38.290 "Yea... yeah, that's some point..." 00:29:38.290 --> 00:29:40.440 "'A little bit lower?' I don't think so." 00:29:40.600 --> 00:29:41.890 "I don't think so..." 00:29:42.290 --> 00:29:45.650 "I'm doing you a favor here, you know how rare these Steel Swords are?" 00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:50.360 "You know how hard it is to get these? I had to go dungeon dumpster-diving to find this." 00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:55.500 "Alright, alright, you know— YOU KNOW I LIKE YA, I like ya!" 00:29:56.820 --> 00:29:59.140 You know how fuckin' stupid this is? 00:30:00.610 --> 00:30:04.510 Can we just take a quick break to just— to just talk about how dumb this shit is? 00:30:05.980 --> 00:30:07.790 This is what happens everywhere! 00:30:08.550 --> 00:30:11.630 Why c—Why can't you just sell me a product... 00:30:11.630 --> 00:30:14.360 that is like what a—Why do we have to do this? 00:30:15.810 --> 00:30:17.800 Dude, you do this shit when you buy a car too! 00:30:17.800 --> 00:30:20.980 "Oh, how much is your car?" "Uh, $20,000." 00:30:20.980 --> 00:30:23.060 "No, it isn't. How much is the car for real?" 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:27.580 "Uh... It's... It's actually, uh... Actually, it's $17,000." 00:30:27.580 --> 00:30:30.850 "No, it's not. What's the actual—What do you—What do you want from that car?" 00:30:31.040 --> 00:30:34.580 "Y'know, 15,000 is what we want to sell this car for." "Okay." 00:30:35.080 --> 00:30:37.590 "Cool. Can I have the car for 15,000?" 00:30:37.660 --> 00:30:46.000 "Well... I mean... I mean, well, I don't think so, y'see, cuz the car costs like $9,000 to make, and..." 00:30:46.330 --> 00:30:47.740 I—Why do we do this? 00:30:50.460 --> 00:30:51.550 Just sell it! 00:31:01.930 --> 00:31:02.820 I lost. 00:31:06.780 --> 00:31:08.900 Why do we do this to ourselves? 00:31:10.300 --> 00:31:12.610 There's no reason to do this... 00:31:18.330 --> 00:31:20.050 "Okay, you know what, I like ya." 00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:22.190 "We're gonna start at 3,800." 00:31:26.220 --> 00:31:31.290 "So—" "Oh, he's a c—" "He's a communist!" No, no, no, I—No, no, I'm just sayin'! 00:31:31.690 --> 00:31:33.690 I—I wanna buy a product. 00:31:33.690 --> 00:31:38.050 If you wanna sell me a product, put a fucking price tag on it, and sell it to me! 00:31:38.460 --> 00:31:42.240 Why do we have to have, like a— like a... 3.5 hour-long back and forth... 00:31:42.350 --> 00:31:47.910 where you... tell me your life story, so I pay more money for the car than it actually is worth! 00:31:47.910 --> 00:31:51.250 Just put—There's a price tag... on the car! 00:31:51.250 --> 00:31:53.840 There's a price tag... on the car! 00:31:54.530 --> 00:31:58.710 Why not just have no price tag and just say, "Hey, c'mon in and let's chat!" 00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:01.810 Why is there a price on car? 00:32:07.750 --> 00:32:08.940 Oh, I—I did it! 00:32:12.420 --> 00:32:13.450 "Cut his mic!" 00:32:13.450 --> 00:32:20.280 No, if a car's $15,000 and you wanna sell for $15,000, you put a price tag on the car for $15,000... 00:32:20.710 --> 00:32:22.160 That's what the car should be! 00:32:23.260 --> 00:32:27.180 You shouldn't... put a fake price tag on the car, so the customer comes in and says, 00:32:27.180 --> 00:32:30.670 "Well, that's fucked up!" "I know, I know it's—I know it's wicked fucked up." 00:32:31.170 --> 00:32:33.820 "It's actually 12. Have a good day!" 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:35.060 What?! 00:32:40.190 --> 00:32:41.600 Oh, we're doing it—Okay, another one. 00:32:41.710 --> 00:32:43.760 "I would like this, please!" "Alright, sure thing." 00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:48.770 Thirty—We're doing 3,800 last time, let's do 3,900, let's get—let's get daring here... 00:32:49.600 --> 00:32:50.600 Little lower? 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.190 [mocking voice] "Uh, I don't know, I don't know, uh..." 00:32:53.710 --> 00:32:56.760 Little lower? "Okay, here's my final offer." 00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:07.340 "I sold—Yay, I sold a Steel Sword for 3,750pix." 00:33:10.550 --> 00:33:12.240 "If you wanna practice again, lemme know." 00:33:13.760 --> 00:33:16.150 'Anytime we're in the shop." Okay. 00:33:19.770 --> 00:33:20.560 I did it. 00:33:20.780 --> 00:33:24.360 "And that is essentially how it goes. You are quite good for someone who has..." 00:33:24.760 --> 00:33:26.330 "never done this before." 00:33:26.490 --> 00:33:28.420 "And has asked... so many questions." 00:33:28.590 --> 00:33:33.980 "And was... essentially just... parroting every sentence I said, and not really learning anything..." 00:33:38.230 --> 00:33:42.000 "We still have a little bit of time left today, so let us go ahead and open the store proper." 00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:46.000 "Anyone comes in, simply handle them... in the same way that we just practiced." 00:33:46.910 --> 00:33:48.570 "Whoa, are you sure it'll be okay?" 00:33:49.110 --> 00:33:52.520 "Do not worry, as the saying goes, salesmanship is more of an art..." 00:33:52.520 --> 00:33:55.630 "than it is a science." [laughs] 00:33:55.630 --> 00:33:57.770 We're just fucking around, all of that! 00:33:57.910 --> 00:34:00.480 It's not about selling products, it's just—it's an art now! 00:34:00.580 --> 00:34:03.140 Gimme a paintbrush, and let's, like, fuckin' make money! 00:34:04.740 --> 00:34:07.470 "Now then, I'll open us up, go on and sit at the counter." 00:34:13.210 --> 00:34:14.140 Oh, here we go! 00:34:15.630 --> 00:34:17.680 [clears throat] "Welcome! Looking for something—" 00:34:17.690 --> 00:34:19.200 [deepens voice] "Looking for something specific?" 00:34:20.590 --> 00:34:21.870 "This, please, bread!" 00:34:22.430 --> 00:34:23.410 100 bucks... 00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:25.940 Oooh... Well... 00:34:26.550 --> 00:34:31.430 [clears throat and deepens voice] 'Well, yea, there is... there's a bread shortage..." 00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:38.860 "Ah, in... uhh... in... Ca—in... uh... Texas right now, so, y'know, I mean..." 00:34:38.860 --> 00:34:43.500 "It's—Y'know, we get our bread from Massachusetts, so does—doesn't affect us at all!" 00:34:45.560 --> 00:34:46.550 Thank you! 00:34:51.190 --> 00:34:54.690 "Uh, glee! I sold Walnut Bread for 1-1-0!" 00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:58.870 [laughing] What a scam! 00:35:01.980 --> 00:35:03.730 "Congratulations, you did well." 00:35:04.140 --> 00:35:06.780 [distraught voice] "I... uh... I scammed that lady!" 00:35:06.780 --> 00:35:11.030 "I—Me, Recette, I... I scammed that fucking old lady?!' 00:35:11.030 --> 00:35:13.910 "Oh, my, just do—I... I did it!" 00:35:15.370 --> 00:35:17.950 "I... I'm so happy, I... I did it!" 00:35:18.830 --> 00:35:19.980 [triumphant voice] "I did it!" 00:35:20.330 --> 00:35:24.690 "I took something, from somewhere, for way less money," 00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:28.550 "and put it in front of somebody else, and lie to them!" 00:35:28.720 --> 00:35:30.340 "And doubled my money!" 00:35:30.340 --> 00:35:32.560 "I thought ya actually did it!" 00:35:33.500 --> 00:35:35.380 "Papa... I did it!" 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:44.870 [bursts out laughing] 00:35:45.770 --> 00:35:49.470 [giggling] 00:35:49.470 --> 00:35:52.560 No, I—I know—I'm—Look, I'm not against capitalism. 00:35:55.410 --> 00:36:00.040 I got—I got—I trade goddamn stocks and cryptocurrency, you think I'm against capitalism?! 00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:05.950 No, I'm against fuckin' ba—b—b—bullshit capitalism! 00:36:17.580 --> 00:36:18.640 [giggling] "Crypto..." 00:36:18.640 --> 00:36:20.610 Hey, we're not—we're not making crypto here! 00:36:25.420 --> 00:36:29.880 "The m—" [giggling] 00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:38.050 "Crypto is b—" [continues giggling] 00:36:38.050 --> 00:36:42.470 "You are describing... like, the bullshit" No, I'm not! 00:36:45.820 --> 00:36:46.680 Look... 00:36:47.670 --> 00:36:51.030 If somebody wants to buy whatever—I'm... I'm just... 00:36:51.030 --> 00:36:54.960 As an outside perspective... I'm just making statements. 00:36:54.980 --> 00:36:55.880 That's it! 00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:59.120 I'm not saying the guy in this—I'm just making statements! 00:37:02.720 --> 00:37:05.120 "It's been three months since Papa left..." 00:37:16.170 --> 00:37:20.300 "I don't... get why he suddenly said 'I'm gonna go be a hero!'" 00:37:23.050 --> 00:37:25.690 "And then took off without saying when he'd be back." 00:37:27.820 --> 00:37:30.470 "I really hope he's okay, I'm getting lonely..." 00:37:32.380 --> 00:37:34.450 What the fuck is going on right now... 00:37:36.180 --> 00:37:37.710 "Well, I shouldn't worry too much about him," 00:37:37.710 --> 00:37:40.770 the best thing about him is how tough he is, he'll be okay..." 00:37:40.770 --> 00:37:41.750 [in-game door knocking] 00:37:42.520 --> 00:37:44.020 "Is it... Dad?" 00:37:45.200 --> 00:37:46.940 Is that a burp? "Bwuah!" 00:37:47.390 --> 00:37:48.660 [in-game door knocking] 00:37:49.740 --> 00:37:52.800 "Papa... wouldn't knock, who is that?" 00:37:54.490 --> 00:37:55.360 "Who is it?" 00:37:56.610 --> 00:37:59.570 "Huh... A? There's nobody there!" 00:38:00.650 --> 00:38:02.450 "Wait, what, what's at my feet here?" 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:05.360 [deep voice] "Good evening." 00:38:05.980 --> 00:38:06.930 "Um..." 00:38:07.540 --> 00:38:10.550 "You are Mademoiselle Recette Lemongrass?" 00:38:11.820 --> 00:38:13.650 "Uh... Miss Fairy...?" 00:38:14.140 --> 00:38:16.680 "Pardon me, but I am the one asking the questions." 00:38:17.200 --> 00:38:20.020 "Again, you are Recette Lemongrass?" 00:38:20.640 --> 00:38:23.130 "Uh, um, yes, I'm Recette." 00:38:23.650 --> 00:38:27.240 "My name is Tear, I am an agent of the Terme Finance Company." 00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.000 "Finance... Company?" 00:38:31.550 --> 00:38:34.810 "I am here to collect payment on a loan paid out to your father." 00:38:35.430 --> 00:38:38.300 "Here is the contract and my identification." 00:38:39.170 --> 00:38:40.170 "Um..." 00:38:41.490 --> 00:38:43.070 "Loan... repayment." 00:38:44.240 --> 00:38:46.800 "Ah, in plainer terms, I'm here to get our money back." 00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:48.420 And another thing about loans! 00:38:49.100 --> 00:38:50.850 Let's talk about fucking loans! 00:38:50.850 --> 00:38:52.570 And how... they... 00:38:53.470 --> 00:38:56.140 "If you're incapable of facilitating repayment..." 00:38:56.340 --> 00:38:59.850 "This house will be seized as collateral in order to repay the loan." 00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:08.330 [holding out laugh] 00:39:08.330 --> 00:39:11.740 I tell ya, this—this person doesn't even know... anything! 00:39:12.650 --> 00:39:15.690 "Facilitating? Collateral?" 00:39:17.590 --> 00:39:18.520 "Huh?!" 00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:22.460 "S-s-SEIZE?! Whaat?!" 00:39:27.630 --> 00:39:31.510 "Bu—Bu—Bu—Bu—Bu—I—I—I—I—Papa! Papa isn't—" 00:39:31.710 --> 00:39:34.420 "He's not here, yes, I see that now." 00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:37.270 Uh... 00:39:39.630 --> 00:39:44.860 "Monsieur Lemongrass disappeared following a... fracas atop the local volcano," 00:39:45.180 --> 00:39:47.700 "so we assumed he might have returned here." 00:39:52.080 --> 00:39:56.230 "Even if he has not, however, the contract covers this eventuality." 00:39:57.350 --> 00:39:58.580 "Covers this?" 00:39:59.140 --> 00:40:01.960 "Quite. As the so—" I'm not gonna read her lines anymore... 00:40:02.750 --> 00:40:05.250 "Quite, as the sole remaining member of his household," 00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:08.550 "we shall require that you pay his debts in his steed." 00:40:11.980 --> 00:40:14.270 "I barely have enough money to live by myself." 00:40:14.270 --> 00:40:17.050 "Naturally, we're not demanding it all be repaid at once." 00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:20.670 "There's still a small amount of time before any payment is due." 00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:21.830 "Therefore..." 00:40:22.820 --> 00:40:28.630 "Am I gonna get sold off in parts to distant, foreign lands to repay Papa's debts?" 00:40:30.090 --> 00:40:33.800 "I wonder if I can survive with only two internal organs?" 00:40:35.040 --> 00:40:36.570 Oh, monkaS! 00:40:36.640 --> 00:40:41.080 "Maybe if I eat a lot of spinach, that can replace my blood—" [laughing] What? 00:40:44.130 --> 00:40:46.380 [laughing] What? 00:40:46.380 --> 00:40:48.450 Alright, I'm sorry guys, but... 00:40:49.420 --> 00:40:51.010 She's pretty dumb. 00:40:51.590 --> 00:40:53.040 You know, like... 00:40:53.950 --> 00:40:56.090 We seen a lot of... sentence repeating... 00:40:56.510 --> 00:41:00.690 thinking if you eat spinach, it's gonna replace blood, like, you—I mean, c'mon... 00:41:06.750 --> 00:41:09.300 "Ahem! Please listen to me for a moment!" 00:41:09.300 --> 00:41:12.200 "I have no clue where you're getting these ludicrous ideas from..." 00:41:12.510 --> 00:41:15.340 "but I would never do such a thing. Quite the opposite, in fact." 00:41:15.520 --> 00:41:20.500 "I was sent here to ensure that you wouldn't have to resort to such, well, absurd methods to pay us back." 00:41:21.250 --> 00:41:25.280 "Instead, let me give you... a different solution." 00:41:25.390 --> 00:41:27.320 "Work for us for the rest of your life..." 00:41:28.580 --> 00:41:30.070 "10 to 12 hours a day." 00:41:31.520 --> 00:41:32.990 "Paying slowly back..." 00:41:33.050 --> 00:41:34.240 "until you're 80!" 00:41:37.830 --> 00:41:40.440 "I've been sent to support you to the fullest of my ability..." 00:41:40.910 --> 00:41:43.100 "so that you may repay the debt via labor!" 00:41:45.660 --> 00:41:46.710 "Wait, what?!" 00:41:47.450 --> 00:41:50.020 "But, I've never worked a single day in my life!" 00:41:50.420 --> 00:41:53.840 "Experience has no bearing—" Nah, no work experience... 00:41:56.430 --> 00:41:58.230 [giggling] 00:41:58.230 --> 00:42:00.770 "All that matters is whether or not you are willing to work." 00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:05.470 Uh... ah... that was not the kind of... 00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.310 of response that I would've assume would happen from that. 00:42:10.410 --> 00:42:13.880 Why would you just go "Ooooaaaooo!" 00:42:14.890 --> 00:42:18.770 "If you do not wish to work, then that is that, the house is... mine." 00:42:20.300 --> 00:42:22.690 "And I will have to ask you to leave the premises." 00:42:23.300 --> 00:42:26.260 "As the saying goes, 'Those who do not work, do not eat.'" 00:42:27.010 --> 00:42:29.750 "So, Miss Lemongrass, which will it be, work or the house?" 00:42:33.020 --> 00:42:34.590 You guys remember Happy Gilmore? 00:42:37.090 --> 00:42:40.130 His grandfather built that fucking house with his bare hands! 00:42:44.600 --> 00:42:45.940 And then that dickhead comes along, 00:42:45.940 --> 00:42:50.520 that golf pro, try to, like, buy it at an auction— Spoilers, by the way, for Happy Gilmore. 00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:03.200 "What can I even do?" 00:43:03.650 --> 00:43:06.050 "I already have an idea—" This is the backstory. 00:43:07.170 --> 00:43:12.010 "This city is an adventuring hub. In addition, this house faces out onto one of the main city lanes." 00:43:12.100 --> 00:43:15.130 "Therefore, I propose converting this house into a store." 00:43:15.130 --> 00:43:17.590 [laughing] It'll be like take the fucking house... 00:43:17.700 --> 00:43:21.770 You... like... cold-hearted... piece of shit! 00:43:23.140 --> 00:43:26.520 So you already own the store, it's—it... Just take the house! 00:43:34.210 --> 00:43:37.950 "Oh, we won't take your house, we're just turning it into our house, but you can still sleep here." 00:43:47.590 --> 00:43:51.760 "Just sq—Just squish the fairy." Yea! Dude, like, c'mon! 00:43:52.270 --> 00:43:55.060 I wou—I can't—I can't turn the webcam on, but I kinda have to. 00:43:55.940 --> 00:43:58.290 Hold on, just listen to this Sesame Street music for a second. 00:44:00.470 --> 00:44:01.420 This is important. 00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:33.770 Alright, so, yea—What... what's stopping you from going—from doing something like this? 00:44:34.420 --> 00:44:38.280 Y'know, she's saying all these things, like, "Oh yea, we're gonna, like, own your house, and..." 00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:41.190 "Oh yea... your father is a fuckin' adventurer—" just like... 00:44:44.720 --> 00:44:46.300 "Yeah? Oh yeah, go ahead, tell me!" 00:44:46.500 --> 00:44:47.930 "Father's missing when—" 00:44:50.280 --> 00:44:51.190 "Got ya!" 00:44:59.210 --> 00:45:01.700 [laughing] "She's not that small"? 00:45:09.410 --> 00:45:11.480 [giggles] 00:45:11.790 --> 00:45:12.850 How do you know? 00:45:17.100 --> 00:45:18.680 "She'd survived." 00:45:20.080 --> 00:45:21.240 You don't know that... 00:45:23.380 --> 00:45:25.810 Did I lose my...? Why do—Why do I lose this? 00:45:31.050 --> 00:45:36.810 "I was gone for a little while to do market research..." [giggling] 00:45:38.660 --> 00:45:40.390 "Where could she have gone?" 00:45:40.700 --> 00:45:42.940 I'm like, sleeping under the covers... 00:45:43.350 --> 00:45:45.160 Like, fuckin' sad... 00:45:48.300 --> 00:45:51.270 "All I did was threaten to take away everything she ever knew and loved." 00:45:51.270 --> 00:45:54.370 "Asking her to turn the house into an item shop was foolish..." 00:45:54.590 --> 00:45:56.640 "even if it was to repay the debt." 00:45:57.680 --> 00:46:01.300 "The poor girl must be terribly confused, and on top of that her father is probably..." 00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:02.450 Oof... 00:46:02.790 --> 00:46:03.770 Uh-oh... 00:46:04.660 --> 00:46:05.600 "Wait!" 00:46:05.810 --> 00:46:07.900 What—What's going—Why's the house is being filled with, like...? 00:46:13.130 --> 00:46:14.950 "Yayness! It's done!" 00:46:16.120 --> 00:46:17.750 "Hey, Tear, look, it's done!" 00:46:18.350 --> 00:46:19.450 "What is that?" 00:46:19.640 --> 00:46:22.820 "Oh, it's our shop sign, of course, doesn't it look cool?" 00:46:23.270 --> 00:46:25.890 'But, but... It's on the ground!" 00:46:25.890 --> 00:46:29.510 "Oh, of course it's on the ground, isn't that interesting how it's on the ground?" 00:46:29.620 --> 00:46:32.100 "What—What—What would be under the ground here?" 00:46:32.710 --> 00:46:34.090 "What do you—What do you doing?" 00:46:34.090 --> 00:46:36.740 "Oh, you know, it's just..." [hand clapping] 00:46:38.140 --> 00:46:39.220 "YOUR GRAVE!" 00:46:46.660 --> 00:46:48.870 "You can't be a shop without one of these, y'know?" 00:46:52.270 --> 00:46:54.510 "Yes, well, it's quite made—well made..." 00:46:55.850 --> 00:46:58.540 "Hehehe—" So, about—By the way, they make it—Before I started... 00:46:59.390 --> 00:47:01.340 Uh, I need to make this really clear. 00:47:02.040 --> 00:47:04.290 Before the stream start, I was in chat, where we just talking, 00:47:04.290 --> 00:47:08.060 and, like, talking about stuff and having fun, and chillin' and stuff... 00:47:08.100 --> 00:47:09.760 I wrote "Hahaha"... 00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:12.550 and everybody mocked me for doing it. 00:47:14.140 --> 00:47:19.990 And I realized that you—I can no longer write like "Heehee" or like "Haha"... in text anymore. 00:47:21.370 --> 00:47:26.870 'Cuz it's seen as, like, weird... ironic, fake... like, laughing. 00:47:28.250 --> 00:47:32.350 I can't write—You cannot write "H-A-H-A-H-A" ever again. 00:47:32.350 --> 00:47:33.940 You have to do an emote now. 00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:40.170 It's seen as, like... a Kappa. 00:47:40.920 --> 00:47:43.460 "Hahahahaha" "Oh yea, HAHAHA, yeah, funny right?" 00:47:43.820 --> 00:47:45.610 "No, no, I actually thought that was funny." 00:47:45.750 --> 00:47:47.740 "Well do it... the right emote, then!" 00:47:51.660 --> 00:47:54.480 "Be that as it may, while the sign is nice, I, um..." 00:47:55.250 --> 00:47:56.310 "Is there a problem?" 00:47:56.860 --> 00:47:59.810 "Well, the name. You're quite sure you have thought that through?" 00:48:03.380 --> 00:48:05.820 "Well, we're partners, right? You said so!" 00:48:06.600 --> 00:48:13.220 "So... put 'Recette' and 'Tear' together and... 'Recettear'!" 00:48:14.570 --> 00:48:15.720 "Isn't it neat?" 00:48:16.660 --> 00:48:19.760 "Well, that is to say, the sentiment is commendable, but..." 00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:24.190 "It's the two of us opening the store..." 00:48:24.190 --> 00:48:26.230 "So the name should reflect that, right?" 00:48:26.430 --> 00:48:27.580 "You don't like it?" 00:48:27.940 --> 00:48:30.870 "Really, it's not that, but, well... is... uh..." 00:48:30.870 --> 00:48:32.470 "Okay, Recettear." 00:48:33.570 --> 00:48:34.610 That's awful. 00:48:39.380 --> 00:48:42.970 Why would you... put... Tear— No, there's no reason for that. 00:48:43.690 --> 00:48:45.720 "Mispronounce it even slightly, and..." 00:48:46.870 --> 00:48:50.720 "Re-ket-tear... Racket. Racketeer." 00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:56.000 "This job is going to be even more absurdly difficult than I originally suspected, I fear..." 00:48:59.650 --> 00:49:03.130 "And so, a fairy suddenly entered my life." 00:49:03.790 --> 00:49:07.460 "One thing was for sure, this sure wasn't going to be dull!" 00:49:18.470 --> 00:49:21.550 "How is it possible to sleep this much each day? How?" 00:49:26.070 --> 00:49:28.330 "Mmmm... Tear." 00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.320 Wha...? "Let's do the very best we can..." 00:49:36.250 --> 00:49:38.390 "Recette, wake up, please!" 00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:41.600 "Haa... What, who's on first?" 00:49:42.950 --> 00:49:45.970 That's a boomer joke, that's a super boomer joke. 00:49:46.870 --> 00:49:51.610 That's so boomer... That's such a boomer joke, that shit's in black and white! 00:49:52.160 --> 00:49:53.830 That's how old that joke is. 00:49:54.590 --> 00:49:55.870 I just think it's funny. 00:49:58.350 --> 00:50:00.280 "The clock does not have a 'G'morning' hand." 00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:01.540 Wait, didn't we already do this? 00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:04.190 "You're the proprietor of an item shop." 00:50:05.090 --> 00:50:08.260 "You must learn to be responsible and not sleep the day away." 00:50:10.630 --> 00:50:11.950 Right, right, right, right, okay. 00:50:11.950 --> 00:50:14.030 "Well, why in the name of Heaven are you smiling so much?" 00:50:14.030 --> 00:50:16.310 "That smile you had while sleeping is just getting bigger." 00:50:16.950 --> 00:50:20.370 "Oh, no reason. I just think I saw something nice in my dreams..." 00:50:20.710 --> 00:50:22.230 "Tear, let's give it our all!" 00:50:22.910 --> 00:50:28.020 "Well, if you really are dedicated to making this work, wash yourself and meet me downstairs." 00:50:29.130 --> 00:50:30.160 "Will do!" 00:50:30.590 --> 00:50:31.720 Can I play? 00:50:31.740 --> 00:50:33.700 [laughing] Can I fuckin' play? 00:50:38.030 --> 00:50:41.870 "So, I have an item shop, and stuff! And it's all cool and awesome!" 00:50:42.200 --> 00:50:43.820 "So, uh, what do I do now?" 00:50:44.510 --> 00:50:48.510 "That's up to your judgement. If you sit at the counter, we can open immediately." 00:50:48.660 --> 00:50:53.620 "Or we can reorganize the shop, or we could even go search for new stock... around town or elsewhere." 00:50:55.630 --> 00:50:57.980 "Yikes, that's a ton of options, how do I choose?" 00:50:59.080 --> 00:51:01.940 "It is as I said earlier, running a place like this is more of an art..." 00:51:01.940 --> 00:51:04.490 than it is something you can simply follow a map through." 00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:07.350 "Simply pick something, we will deal with what comes." 00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:08.940 "Okay..." 00:51:11.080 --> 00:51:13.470 Welcome... to Recettear. 00:51:16.540 --> 00:51:18.120 Alright, I have 130 bucks... 00:51:18.600 --> 00:51:20.430 How long is a day? Day 2... 00:51:22.060 --> 00:51:24.380 How much money do I have? Not enough—I need to sell this thing... 00:51:25.020 --> 00:51:26.180 I gotta sell the sword... 00:51:27.470 --> 00:51:28.390 Let's do it. 00:51:28.750 --> 00:51:29.780 Open this store. 00:51:35.200 --> 00:51:36.200 Wait, hold on. 00:51:37.770 --> 00:51:39.300 Town Square, Mar—Pub... 00:51:40.560 --> 00:51:42.630 Chapel, Adventurer's Guild... 00:51:44.060 --> 00:51:45.670 It—I mean it's blinking... 00:51:47.330 --> 00:51:48.700 This shit's blinking. 00:51:51.590 --> 00:51:52.870 "Hey, what's this place?" 00:51:53.540 --> 00:51:57.850 "This is the 'Adventurer's Guild.' The guild manages expeditions to the various untamed wilderness..." 00:51:57.850 --> 00:52:00.980 "areas or abandoned ruins near the city, the areas commonly referred to as 'dungeons.'" 00:52:00.980 --> 00:52:03.970 "Without approval, adventurers cannot visit dungeons, you have to get approved." 00:52:04.200 --> 00:52:07.690 "Aw, we can't just go into the dungeons and pick up everything—Aw, what, what the heck?" 00:52:08.030 --> 00:52:09.450 "We can get a ton of profit and shit." 00:52:09.450 --> 00:52:11.550 "Uh, it—It's still a very good idea, a great many people have made—" 00:52:11.550 --> 00:52:15.160 "that you can go into the dungeons to get stuff and collect it and sell it, but you have to identify... um..." 00:52:15.160 --> 00:52:16.880 "We must first hire an adventurer." 00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:21.240 "Can I just pick anybody?" 00:52:21.900 --> 00:52:23.620 "The truth of the matter is a bit more complicated." 00:52:23.620 --> 00:52:26.900 "Even if you pay them, few adventurers are willing to risk their lives..." 00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:29.750 "simply for the benefit of a complete stranger." 00:52:30.710 --> 00:52:32.920 "Must they turn away people when they don't know very—" Yes. 00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:37.390 "Get to know a few adventurers and build up a certain level of trust with them." 00:52:37.870 --> 00:52:40.890 "If all goes well, they will give you a symbol of their guild membership," 00:52:40.890 --> 00:52:42.830 "this usually takes the form of a card." 00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:45.820 "With that in hand, we can bring an adventurer with us." 00:52:47.300 --> 00:52:49.150 "So it's like they're inviting us to a dinner party." 00:52:49.150 --> 00:52:52.550 No, you're going into a dungeon where you might both die. 00:52:54.790 --> 00:52:55.560 See? 00:52:58.070 --> 00:53:00.710 "Attempting to rip you limb fro—" I—I said it—I said it first. 00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:03.450 "But the analogy does work, somewhat." 00:53:03.910 --> 00:53:07.500 "Right, so first, I need to meet an adventurer..." Where do you meet adventurers? At the bar. 00:53:08.850 --> 00:53:12.920 "After all, we run an item shop, we should get a few coming in as clients on a fairly regular basis." 00:53:12.920 --> 00:53:14.680 Alright, we get to sell that sword to somebody... 00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:18.790 "Let's go get a dinner invitation." 00:53:18.790 --> 00:53:21.720 "Indeed, just be careful that 'Recette' is not on the menu." 00:53:23.670 --> 00:53:24.460 "Huh?" 00:53:25.030 --> 00:53:25.970 "Is something wrong?" 00:53:26.510 --> 00:53:27.760 "Well, that guy over there..." 00:53:29.750 --> 00:53:30.580 Uh... 00:53:30.980 --> 00:53:33.020 [clears throat, anime protag voice] "Listen to me!" 00:53:33.240 --> 00:53:35.380 "If I can't work, I can't get the money!" 00:53:35.570 --> 00:53:38.480 "And if I can't get the money, I can't get the items!" 00:53:38.720 --> 00:53:42.500 "And if I can't get the items, apparently I can't work! Ugh!" 00:53:43.110 --> 00:53:47.040 "Heaven, if I have a few things, I could at least visit the Hall of Trials... 00:53:49.770 --> 00:53:51.490 "Uh, ah, I wonder what's going on?" 00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:54.210 "He seems to be a rookie adventurer complaining about..." 00:53:54.210 --> 00:53:56.650 his inability to complete the required guild test..." 00:53:56.790 --> 00:53:57.910 "Oh, test, is it guild test?" 00:53:57.910 --> 00:54:00.830 "Hah, the guild hardly allows anyone in off the street." 00:54:01.110 --> 00:54:03.020 "You can only work officially for the guild after passing a test." 00:54:03.020 --> 00:54:08.600 "An item shop... owner is hardly the only every episode... of every single one of these I've ever watched." 00:54:10.580 --> 00:54:11.570 "I have an idea!" 00:54:11.910 --> 00:54:14.880 [pretending to vomit] "So—sorry!" 00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:17.180 "I do believe we have found our first adventurer!" 00:54:19.200 --> 00:54:21.290 "Wait, what do you mean by... Uh, Tear, wait!" 00:54:25.640 --> 00:54:26.730 "Uh, son of a..." 00:54:27.040 --> 00:54:29.510 "I burned what cash I had just getting to this city..." 00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:33.230 "If I can't get into the guild, I dunno what I'll even do for dinner money!" 00:54:33.660 --> 00:54:35.510 "Now I'm hungry, great..." 00:54:37.180 --> 00:54:39.610 [pretending to cough loudly] "Excuse me!" 00:54:39.610 --> 00:54:42.460 "Pardon me a moment! Uh, you there, adventurer with the seedy look!" 00:54:44.040 --> 00:54:45.370 "Who you callin' 'seedy'?" 00:54:47.560 --> 00:54:51.620 "Er, ah eh uh eh eh ee ah ee oh... Well, you two would be... uh...? 00:54:52.100 --> 00:54:54.230 "We're a pair of merchants who happened to be passing!" 00:54:54.670 --> 00:54:57.100 "Merchants? Oh, you heard me talking." 00:54:57.450 --> 00:55:01.010 "Sorry, but I'm way too broke, and seedy, to buy anything!" 00:55:02.850 --> 00:55:06.460 "Believe me, I could tell by your seedy nature that attempting to sell you..." 00:55:06.460 --> 00:55:08.700 "anything would be a colossal waste of time." 00:55:10.210 --> 00:55:14.540 "Oh, c'mon, Tear, stop with the 'seedy' already, he isn't a plant..." 00:55:17.050 --> 00:55:18.870 -2, by the way... 00:55:18.870 --> 00:55:22.070 "So, are you two going to prune me, or what here?" 00:55:23.710 --> 00:55:26.360 "Would you like it if we came with you to the Hall of Trials?" 00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:28.900 "If you require equipment or items, we can provide them!" 00:55:29.930 --> 00:55:34.100 "I'd call you a pair of angels, then... but... why?" 00:55:35.610 --> 00:55:39.280 "Business, naturally. We help you pass the trial, you provide us with your card." 00:55:40.260 --> 00:55:41.170 "Oh, I get it!" 00:55:41.420 --> 00:55:43.600 "We help Mr. Swordsman clear the dungeon," 00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:47.380 "and then he gives us his card, a sign of our eternal friendship." 00:55:51.720 --> 00:55:52.510 Dumb. 00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:54.160 Very dumb. 00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:58.360 "Uh, 'eternal friendship' is rather irrelevant in this case," 00:55:58.580 --> 00:56:01.280 "but it does work out neatly for all of us. What do you say?" 00:56:02.790 --> 00:56:05.510 "I see, you guys are pretty new at all of this too, huh?" 00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:10.710 Oh, that was—I—I did that one pretty... I phoned that part. That was a phoned-in line. 00:56:11.180 --> 00:56:13.080 "Our offer, Mr. Swordsman, yes or no?" 00:56:15.150 --> 00:56:18.630 [bursts out laughing] That wasn't me! 00:56:18.630 --> 00:56:22.190 [continues giggling] I swear, that was in the game! 00:56:22.870 --> 00:56:24.570 "All right then, heck, I got nothing to lose..." 00:56:24.570 --> 00:56:26.870 "Well, aside from my precious life, anyway..." 00:56:27.640 --> 00:56:29.190 "Yayifications." 00:56:29.700 --> 00:56:31.690 "Glad to meet you two, uh..." 00:56:31.990 --> 00:56:34.270 "I'm Recette, nice to meet you, what's your name?" 00:56:36.240 --> 00:56:38.220 "Um... it's... Louie." 00:56:38.780 --> 00:56:41.590 "Call me Louie, Louie the swordsman. Good to meetcha!" 00:56:42.530 --> 00:56:45.930 "Yes, yes, now then, we will begin all of the preparations for a dungeon visit," 00:56:45.930 --> 00:56:47.520 [chuckles] Is he gonna die? 00:56:47.660 --> 00:56:51.680 "including a visit to the central market to pick up food and other restorative items." 00:56:51.750 --> 00:56:53.880 "We will then return here for you when we are ready." 00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:55.580 "Right, I'll be waiting here." 00:56:57.710 --> 00:56:58.930 Alright, so now... 00:56:59.740 --> 00:57:03.190 we have to go... to the m—we have to go get... food. 00:57:12.330 --> 00:57:17.530 Um... "The apple is a bit sour, so it's best used in jam or a pie." 00:57:18.940 --> 00:57:21.610 Um, is it too much money. I can buy bread... 00:57:22.930 --> 00:57:26.840 "This town staple snack. Walnuts, soft dough, and a bit of sugar make it perfect." 00:57:28.520 --> 00:57:30.140 I guess I can just buy two breads. 00:57:33.740 --> 00:57:34.710 One bread... 00:57:37.090 --> 00:57:39.990 Can I—Can I, like, chase down the lady I sell the bread to? 00:57:44.420 --> 00:57:46.720 Alright, can—Will he lived off off one bread? 00:57:51.730 --> 00:57:56.010 He's got Worn Sword, Leather Armor, Wooden Shield, Old Muffler... 00:57:56.010 --> 00:57:57.390 Why does he have a muffler on? 00:57:59.860 --> 00:58:03.640 "Uses sword—" Okay, leave... "Lea—" "Level 1: Swordsman Louie..." 00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:10.880 "Pick the items you wish to bring with you. When finished, select the 'Depart!' option." 00:58:13.700 --> 00:58:15.000 We got one bread. 00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:15.850 Let's go! 00:58:16.850 --> 00:58:18.490 "The Hall of Trials." 00:58:22.490 --> 00:58:23.730 "So this is the dungeon?" 00:58:24.230 --> 00:58:26.970 "Just so, 'Welcome to the... jungle,' as they say—" 00:58:26.970 --> 00:58:30.190 And another hour long tutorial on how to control in combat. 00:58:33.130 --> 00:58:35.050 "I'm not a monster slayer, I'm scared." 00:58:35.260 --> 00:58:39.020 "The two of us are perfectly safe. There is a protective field around the two of us." 00:58:39.020 --> 00:58:41.280 "To the monsters, we may as well be invisible." 00:58:42.070 --> 00:58:43.820 So why are you on the screen? 00:58:45.610 --> 00:58:48.180 You could've just not... put them on the screen. 00:58:48.420 --> 00:58:50.080 You could've just sent this guy down. 00:58:52.150 --> 00:58:53.750 "Louie is perfectly safe too, then?" 00:58:54.130 --> 00:58:55.960 "Uh... no, no, not quite, actually..." 00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:03.690 "Uh, well... Louie is, uh... you know, Louie can see some problems in the next few minutes..." 00:59:04.200 --> 00:59:06.010 "We don't have to worry, but this is accomplished by making us..." 00:59:06.010 --> 00:59:09.690 virtually intangible to everything inside this place, we can directly manipulate nothing." 00:59:10.840 --> 00:59:12.870 "We can't collect things, why are we in here?" 00:59:15.490 --> 00:59:18.300 "That's why our adventurer remains outside the field." 00:59:19.750 --> 00:59:21.060 So this guy picks up stuff— 00:59:21.060 --> 00:59:25.620 "Should our adventurer be injured, we can place him in the field... and retreat." 00:59:25.830 --> 00:59:29.270 "Since we must carry him back, however, we can take very little else with us." 00:59:29.270 --> 00:59:30.520 "One item at most." 00:59:31.870 --> 00:59:34.380 "So even if we run into trouble, we don't lose everything?" 00:59:34.380 --> 00:59:36.540 "But wait, I thought you said we can't—" 00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:40.230 "Yes, I will elaborate further if need be later." I'm not gonna press that... button. 00:59:42.180 --> 00:59:45.870 "We can bring as much as our bags will allow us to carry for get out safely." 00:59:47.770 --> 00:59:51.140 "Cool, wait, 'as much as our bags will allow'?" Well, you have bags too... 00:59:52.330 --> 00:59:53.750 Yep. Yep. 00:59:53.750 --> 00:59:56.650 "The adventurer focuses on adventuring, while we keep track of what to loot." 00:59:56.650 --> 00:59:57.450 You got it. 00:59:57.860 --> 00:59:58.550 Cool. 00:59:58.860 --> 01:00:01.640 "Kay-o-day, let's get KARATE!" 01:00:03.280 --> 01:00:05.910 "Equip items in bag." Uh... 01:00:11.850 --> 01:00:13.690 Alright. I've just used SP... 01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:19.300 Slime! 01:00:24.810 --> 01:00:26.840 Is this money? Or these items? 01:00:31.620 --> 01:00:35.380 [bursts out laughing] "This will be more tolerable, if you mute it!" 01:00:37.680 --> 01:00:39.640 Wh... why would I mute this? 01:00:43.070 --> 01:00:45.170 There's a... something in here—Ooh! 01:00:46.390 --> 01:00:49.120 Crafter's Knife, that'll give me a pretty penny I think... 01:00:53.190 --> 01:00:55.170 Is it goo, what is it? Can I pick it up? 01:00:55.720 --> 01:00:57.100 Slime Fluid... 01:00:59.700 --> 01:01:00.970 "Miss—" I got it, I got it! 01:01:05.010 --> 01:01:06.190 Oo, he's dead! 01:01:11.420 --> 01:01:13.960 Is there a dodge roll, if there's a dodge roll, this is gonna be... 01:01:14.990 --> 01:01:17.470 Pff... She's just, gets, like... upset. 01:01:18.990 --> 01:01:22.020 Every time he gets hit, I just hear, like "Oh no!" 01:01:23.540 --> 01:01:24.390 Uh-oh! 01:01:27.330 --> 01:01:28.370 There's a trap... 01:01:37.850 --> 01:01:39.060 That was a crit... 01:01:39.380 --> 01:01:40.610 There's crits in this game? 01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:42.630 Pretty cool... 01:01:44.730 --> 01:01:46.610 So does he level up down here? 01:01:52.690 --> 01:01:54.310 "Jerma, the crits..." 01:01:56.110 --> 01:01:57.800 "Yes." Oo... 01:02:00.310 --> 01:02:02.220 Should I sta—I don't know if I want to stand on this... 01:02:02.690 --> 01:02:03.470 Not yet. 01:02:04.680 --> 01:02:07.610 Is there a run or sprint or daaash? 01:02:09.070 --> 01:02:10.120 I don't think so... 01:02:16.370 --> 01:02:18.590 Chest—How much there are room in our bag do we have? 01:02:19.020 --> 01:02:21.920 Summer Sandals... I don't think I'll be able to sell this stuff... 01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:25.370 And I'm gonna be, "Oo... this is how it begins!" 01:02:33.670 --> 01:02:36.070 [giggles] 01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:40.880 [continues giggling] 01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:43.310 [laughing] 01:02:51.600 --> 01:02:52.920 Get 11 SP... 01:02:53.160 --> 01:02:54.130 Level 3! 01:02:57.140 --> 01:02:59.110 Oh, they get—There's random traps? 01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:02.510 [girly voice] "Aay!" 01:03:04.680 --> 01:03:06.070 "Eeyaah!" 01:03:16.700 --> 01:03:17.840 Alright, let's keep going. 01:03:21.290 --> 01:03:22.680 "Go to the next floor?" Yes. 01:03:27.130 --> 01:03:28.420 Alright, red slimes... 01:03:29.340 --> 01:03:30.780 They're more aggressive... 01:03:33.500 --> 01:03:36.850 This is gonna be so hard, I can't wait for it to be the hardest fucking game ever... 01:03:38.310 --> 01:03:39.110 Ladle. 01:03:39.390 --> 01:03:42.560 A Back Scratcher... I'm gonna sell that for, like, five grand... 01:03:46.340 --> 01:03:49.900 "It's like the mines in Stardew" Yeah, it's that—that's what reminds me of... 01:03:53.340 --> 01:03:54.840 How do I look at my backpack? 01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:58.600 Is there a way to see my—my backpack? 01:04:00.530 --> 01:04:01.570 I don't think so... 01:04:01.680 --> 01:04:03.780 I don't have a way to look in my—in my sack... 01:04:10.610 --> 01:04:12.970 [chuckles] 01:04:12.970 --> 01:04:14.820 Why would there just be rocks? 01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:17.100 I don't have, like a dodge roll... 01:04:28.560 --> 01:04:29.820 "He's gonna die to rocks." 01:04:29.820 --> 01:04:32.510 I don't think... I don't think it's possible for me to die down here. 01:04:33.350 --> 01:04:35.940 Oo, what's that, Walnut Bread x2... 01:04:38.520 --> 01:04:41.390 Well, I'm glad I did this, 'cause we're gonna have a ton of inventory for the store... 01:04:45.590 --> 01:04:47.170 Oh, was a trap... 01:04:53.490 --> 01:04:55.060 "More bread." Yeah, I can sell it! 01:05:00.560 --> 01:05:02.080 How do you take an item? 01:05:08.450 --> 01:05:09.790 Uh... I don't know what you said... 01:05:11.260 --> 01:05:12.350 New enemy type. 01:05:17.480 --> 01:05:18.660 Is it a bad guy? 01:05:19.210 --> 01:05:21.690 I don't know... I mean, that doesn't looked like a bad guy... 01:05:24.020 --> 01:05:25.450 Iron Armband... 01:05:29.210 --> 01:05:31.090 "Is this for the Playstation 1?" 01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:33.600 No.. Well, it's—it's a cute game! 01:05:34.120 --> 01:05:35.280 We're not done yet! 01:05:35.390 --> 01:05:37.350 I—I... look... 01:05:37.730 --> 01:05:39.800 This looks like it could be interesting... 01:05:42.020 --> 01:05:45.460 I promise to skip 60% of all dialogue from here on out... 01:05:51.970 --> 01:05:56.350 [bursts out laughing] "No!" 01:05:56.350 --> 01:06:03.120 In this sea of "No"s, I see... in all capitals... "THANK GOD—" 01:06:03.120 --> 01:06:04.630 Alright, I'm gonna—Be careful... 01:06:13.120 --> 01:06:14.750 What's going on with my... computer? 01:06:19.390 --> 01:06:20.880 How many floors are there? 01:06:25.630 --> 01:06:28.100 I can't wait to, like, sell all this guy's stuff... 01:06:29.350 --> 01:06:32.430 "Give it to us, we'll hold it for safekeeping!" "Oh, thanks guys!" 01:06:33.660 --> 01:06:34.670 "What an idiot!" 01:06:39.790 --> 01:06:41.770 Oo... That felt kinda good! 01:06:43.730 --> 01:06:45.470 It felt good, that was fun! 01:06:53.750 --> 01:06:56.110 "He doesn't get anything, you commission him to go down." 01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:01.560 I'm gonna translate... 01:07:01.810 --> 01:07:05.200 "I think this is the last floor!" "Is it? Well, be careful!" 01:07:05.520 --> 01:07:06.510 Was that right? 01:07:09.810 --> 01:07:10.840 I think I'm right. 01:07:13.510 --> 01:07:15.190 It's pretty close, uh, I think... 01:07:17.600 --> 01:07:18.860 It's not what happened? 01:07:21.690 --> 01:07:23.200 Anybody here speak Japanese? 01:07:23.490 --> 01:07:24.500 Two candies. 01:07:29.980 --> 01:07:32.360 [vroomer passes] 01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:36.280 Combat's kinda fun, I can see—Okay, this is—this game is gonna be fun... 01:07:36.900 --> 01:07:37.610 if... 01:07:38.860 --> 01:07:39.890 um... 01:07:40.370 --> 01:07:42.110 If this gets really hard. 01:07:42.180 --> 01:07:47.080 [vroomer passes] 01:07:48.960 --> 01:07:51.780 "It's a Playstation 1 enemy." It's alright. 01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:56.020 I might have to make the game fullscreen, though, 01:07:56.020 --> 01:07:59.130 'cause it's... really... chugged down here for some reason... 01:08:00.390 --> 01:08:01.670 Oo, is that a pendant? 01:08:01.910 --> 01:08:03.120 Souvenir Charm... 01:08:03.290 --> 01:08:05.140 I'm gonna make, like, five grand or ten grand... 01:08:05.140 --> 01:08:06.290 Alright, I'll be careful... 01:08:08.990 --> 01:08:09.880 Apple... 01:08:09.880 --> 01:08:10.760 [Recette] "Aah!" 01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:14.510 [holding out laugh] Thank you for being the canary... 01:08:15.730 --> 01:08:17.340 To tell me when to leave... 01:08:17.480 --> 01:08:19.140 No, no, no, not yet, not yet, not yet... 01:08:24.090 --> 01:08:25.390 Oo, you got... 01:08:29.150 --> 01:08:30.540 Watch that side... 01:08:32.700 --> 01:08:37.020 "Overestimating value, this game's downfall..." [chuckles] 01:08:42.160 --> 01:08:47.960 I do like the weird 2D-3D isometric, it... it looks weird... but it works somehow... 01:08:54.500 --> 01:08:55.240 "Get the item." 01:08:55.240 --> 01:08:57.430 Hold on, wait wait wait, wait, what do you mean, "Get item"? 01:08:57.600 --> 01:08:58.470 Where? 01:08:59.490 --> 01:09:00.500 "Get item"? 01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:02.490 Where is it? 01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:04.650 I don't see anything... 01:09:07.250 --> 01:09:10.220 Oh, you want to get, like, the Sonic the Hedgehog shoe, sure. 01:09:12.360 --> 01:09:13.950 I even have a ton of those already. 01:09:20.510 --> 01:09:21.740 Alright, not a trap! 01:09:21.920 --> 01:09:23.250 Knew it's gonna be a trap... 01:09:24.970 --> 01:09:26.660 Oh, shit, I don't have any... 01:09:26.970 --> 01:09:28.630 [chuckling] 01:09:28.630 --> 01:09:31.810 I don't have enough SP to do that move, and I was timing it... 01:09:35.650 --> 01:09:36.770 Uh-oh... 01:09:37.500 --> 01:09:40.630 Is he gonna die in the tutor—Unidentified item! 01:09:41.590 --> 01:09:42.550 Goldfish! 01:09:47.260 --> 01:09:49.190 Y'know, I'm gonna have to make this fullscreen... 01:09:49.740 --> 01:09:51.070 Unfortunately... 01:09:51.420 --> 01:09:52.250 Oo... 01:09:52.540 --> 01:09:53.620 Longbow... 01:10:00.820 --> 01:10:02.690 I'm good, I got full health again! 01:10:05.110 --> 01:10:08.440 So what—what's max level... that, uh, the dungeon adventurer can be? 01:10:11.430 --> 01:10:16.810 [vroomer passes] 01:10:26.820 --> 01:10:28.850 Oo... "Can't carry any more!" 01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:30.510 I want that. 01:10:31.700 --> 01:10:35.310 How do I—Can I, like... What the hell is going on? 01:10:36.080 --> 01:10:36.920 "Items." 01:10:38.150 --> 01:10:40.920 Walnut Bread, Slime Fluid... 01:10:42.490 --> 01:10:44.880 Why can't I—They can—They can only be in stacks of three? 01:10:45.340 --> 01:10:46.340 No, what? 01:10:51.330 --> 01:10:52.530 Why are these stacked?! 01:10:56.230 --> 01:10:59.050 Oh, it's +3, it's +4... 01:10:59.050 --> 01:11:00.490 So get rid of the shitty one! 01:11:00.860 --> 01:11:02.280 I'm getting rid of this one! 01:11:14.200 --> 01:11:15.840 Alright, I gotta leave the dungeon. 01:11:16.450 --> 01:11:17.630 Not enough space... 01:11:22.470 --> 01:11:24.890 C'mon, group up, group up, group up, group up! 01:11:30.930 --> 01:11:35.620 "Please be nice, his eyes are worn, from six DECADES of games." 01:11:37.610 --> 01:11:41.150 [giggling] 01:11:48.710 --> 01:11:50.820 Stunlocked both of them, that was pretty good... 01:11:52.040 --> 01:11:53.300 Alright, so... 01:11:54.150 --> 01:11:55.360 Group up, group up... 01:12:01.530 --> 01:12:03.680 Can I get 'em all in a circle here, around me? 01:12:04.510 --> 01:12:08.310 No... eeh... no, not, eh... 01:12:11.690 --> 01:12:12.770 "Eat bread." 01:12:14.070 --> 01:12:15.990 I'll eat bread in... if I needed. 01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:17.180 That's probably health... 01:12:21.790 --> 01:12:26.770 Alright, let's get outta here... [vroomer passes] 01:12:26.910 --> 01:12:28.590 "You found a game that I'm good at"? 01:12:30.130 --> 01:12:32.170 What do you mean—What do you mean "I found a game that I'm good at"? 01:12:33.200 --> 01:12:34.730 This is just, like, the beginning. 01:12:37.080 --> 01:12:38.730 "He thinks it's health." 01:12:39.460 --> 01:12:41.840 Wow, what would... it's food—Oo! 01:12:47.810 --> 01:12:48.860 This is it? 01:12:49.530 --> 01:12:50.600 "This is..." 01:12:50.610 --> 01:12:53.700 "Did I... Did I do it? I didn't—I did, didn't I?" 01:12:55.110 --> 01:12:57.510 "I did it, I've cleared the Hall of Trials." 01:12:57.580 --> 01:13:00.960 "Oh sweet mystery of life! Now you'll give me money!" 01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:03.690 "Way to go, Louie!" 01:13:04.690 --> 01:13:08.100 "Recette, Tear. This is all thanks to you guys." 01:13:09.230 --> 01:13:12.320 "This is all well and good, but there is a treasure chest just beyond." 01:13:12.320 --> 01:13:15.430 "It behooves us... to investigate thoroughly." 01:13:16.230 --> 01:13:19.940 "Tear, you really do like going for the money, don't you?" 01:13:20.450 --> 01:13:22.910 "What, I, do not spout such foolishness!" 01:13:23.000 --> 01:13:25.650 "There's no need to trat me like a flying ball of greed..." 01:13:26.570 --> 01:13:28.440 "Hey, hey, hey now!" 01:13:28.670 --> 01:13:33.070 "I love me some treasure too, don't worry, Tear, I feel you on this." 01:13:33.750 --> 01:13:36.320 "Really, you two completely misunderstand me!" 01:13:38.030 --> 01:13:39.150 It's gonna be trapped... 01:13:42.520 --> 01:13:44.410 "So, the content of the chest..." 01:13:45.620 --> 01:13:47.200 "Give me just a second here." 01:13:49.240 --> 01:13:53.410 "Hey, it's classified, redacted documents!" 01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:55.680 "Wow!" 01:13:56.400 --> 01:13:59.110 "So, this is an Adventurer's Guild card..." Oh... 01:14:01.800 --> 01:14:03.940 "Here, Recette, take one, like we promised." 01:14:04.460 --> 01:14:05.620 "Oh, yeah, thanks!" 01:14:06.110 --> 01:14:08.420 "While you did promise to give us your card eventually..." 01:14:08.420 --> 01:14:12.480 "We're not so crass as to demand your very first card." Ha ha! 01:14:12.480 --> 01:14:15.340 "You really should think about who you want to give your first—" 01:14:15.510 --> 01:14:17.960 "No, here! Take it, please!" 01:14:19.280 --> 01:14:20.990 "I'd love to, thanks, Louie!" 01:14:21.600 --> 01:14:24.640 "Awesome! I can't wait to adventure with you two some more!" 01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:29.990 "Really now, young people are so... annoying... with their..." 01:14:31.970 --> 01:14:33.960 "social... engagements..." 01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:36.100 "Hey, Tear, what's this thing that just showed up?" 01:14:37.300 --> 01:14:39.960 "Ah, yes, that, that is a... referred to as a door." 01:14:42.500 --> 01:14:45.660 "You can be—You go through it, and it'll take you back to town." 01:14:47.560 --> 01:14:50.080 "You cleared the dungeon and they showed up when you cleared a dungeon." 01:14:54.110 --> 01:14:56.780 "They appear every five levels, so you can leave." 01:14:56.890 --> 01:14:57.710 Got it. 01:14:59.100 --> 01:15:01.290 "Don't we have to start all the way at the beginning again?" 01:15:01.640 --> 01:15:05.110 "Not at all. You can always head back to the floor that had a door on it." 01:15:05.110 --> 01:15:08.680 "In fact, if you do not use a door, you DO have to restart." 01:15:09.640 --> 01:15:11.430 Okay, that's good to know. 01:15:11.870 --> 01:15:14.460 So if you find a door, always use it. 01:15:16.730 --> 01:15:21.160 "Returning home takes time. Furthermore, leaving ends... the current contract with our companion..." 01:15:21.160 --> 01:15:23.940 "and we would have to re-hire him or choose a new one." 01:15:25.630 --> 01:15:28.160 "If there is something specific in a dungeon that you desire," 01:15:28.160 --> 01:15:30.790 "you can simply ignore the doors and press onward." 01:15:31.180 --> 01:15:32.880 "So it is Stardew Valley..." 01:15:34.590 --> 01:15:36.580 The game come out in, like, 2006... 01:15:38.460 --> 01:15:40.770 "Alrighty, then, I think we have to go home now..." 01:15:41.040 --> 01:15:46.030 "Quite so. Just to be sure in the future, please try to avoid referring to this as 'going home.'" 01:15:47.040 --> 01:15:48.490 'Cuz it's not your house. 01:15:49.170 --> 01:15:51.090 You really gonna pull that on me right now? 01:15:51.730 --> 01:15:55.710 You're going to, like, passive-aggressively tell me that it's not my house? 01:15:57.540 --> 01:15:58.970 Now, you're gonna do that... 01:16:01.450 --> 01:16:02.830 That's unbelievable... 01:16:05.110 --> 01:16:07.380 That's something—That's actually unbelievable... 01:16:10.810 --> 01:16:12.580 Turns out it was just a movie prop. 01:16:17.020 --> 01:16:18.720 "Yatta" means clear! 01:16:19.300 --> 01:16:21.340 Alright, cool. 20 out of 20. 01:16:22.380 --> 01:16:25.530 What is "Rearrange" mean? Oh, show the cool stuff first. 01:16:26.460 --> 01:16:30.400 1,400 base, 1,400 base, 650... 01:16:31.050 --> 01:16:32.620 This is gonna be sick... 01:16:35.050 --> 01:16:36.540 Couple of birds nests... 01:16:37.850 --> 01:16:39.670 Alright, now... 01:16:40.610 --> 01:16:42.460 Let's get this shit loaded up! 01:16:47.220 --> 01:16:49.200 Here we go, let's get some cool stuff in the window... 01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:51.560 Get the Crafter's Knife in there... 01:16:52.630 --> 01:16:54.310 Get the Longbow in there... 01:16:55.240 --> 01:16:56.980 Iron Armband in the window. 01:16:58.980 --> 01:17:01.930 Let's put—Let's get—Let's get the charms, and, um... 01:17:02.770 --> 01:17:03.900 Hmm... 01:17:04.330 --> 01:17:05.360 Chocolate? 01:17:06.820 --> 01:17:09.420 "A simple chocolate bar made with a cocoa base." 01:17:10.300 --> 01:17:11.980 Hu—500 bucks... 01:17:15.860 --> 01:17:17.180 1,100... 01:17:20.710 --> 01:17:23.450 That must be the... the finest chocolate in—in the fucking world! 01:17:27.750 --> 01:17:29.870 Alright, Clothes... We get this off. 01:17:30.330 --> 01:17:32.030 Replace these with the sandals. 01:17:33.640 --> 01:17:37.220 Uh, I guess you can just keep 'em up— This the clothes shop store over here... 01:17:42.240 --> 01:17:44.390 Alright, uh, what was the... atmosphere? 01:17:46.640 --> 01:17:48.770 What was that just—"Store Atmosphere..." 01:17:53.820 --> 01:17:54.680 Okay! 01:17:55.360 --> 01:17:56.750 I'm ready to make some money. 01:18:00.100 --> 01:18:02.520 "Store Atmosphere—" Oh, here we go, it's her. 01:18:03.820 --> 01:18:07.450 "Store Atmosphere." Wait, why is this, like, a political spectrum? 01:18:08.270 --> 01:18:12.700 "Store Atmosphere According to Tear. Light, Dark, Gaudy, Plain..." 01:18:15.270 --> 01:18:18.720 [laughing] 01:18:23.210 --> 01:18:26.020 Well, we're very much on the right side, here... 01:18:29.520 --> 01:18:34.650 Do we want to be... Light and Gaudy, or do we want to be Dark and Plain? 01:18:35.570 --> 01:18:37.770 Or do we want to be Plain and Light? 01:18:41.010 --> 01:18:44.800 [giggling] 01:18:45.630 --> 01:18:46.580 So... 01:18:46.840 --> 01:18:47.980 we're very plain. 01:18:49.350 --> 01:18:53.020 Merchant Level, I can see Level 1: Starting Level, Customers—Yea... 01:18:53.220 --> 01:18:56.850 "Can Take Orders," "More Items..." Alright, this... we've just starting... 01:18:58.140 --> 01:18:59.510 I'm ready to open the store! 01:19:02.410 --> 01:19:04.120 Wait, isn't it, like, nighttime? 01:19:06.830 --> 01:19:07.830 What time is it? 01:19:10.320 --> 01:19:12.100 Whoo, we got a lot of customers! 01:19:13.490 --> 01:19:14.460 Whoo! 01:19:15.480 --> 01:19:18.470 Hold on, wait—"Yeah, yo, Recette, ring this up, please!" 01:19:19.100 --> 01:19:20.320 "Wooden Shield..." 01:19:20.460 --> 01:19:23.710 So you—650—Alright, hold on, everybody slow down here! 01:19:23.710 --> 01:19:27.750 G—Get—Get away from there! Don't touch that! I need to get some security cameras... 01:19:30.580 --> 01:19:32.910 "I'm sticking on my guns on this." No way! 01:19:33.240 --> 01:19:35.830 Alright, let—"Yea, because I like ya..." 01:19:39.270 --> 01:19:42.120 "Hey, there's no beating you, Recette, yea, I'll take that price." 01:19:42.750 --> 01:19:43.590 Got it! 01:19:45.810 --> 01:19:48.630 "Gee, I sold Iron Armband for 700 bucks!" 01:19:49.220 --> 01:19:50.190 Anybody else? 01:19:51.000 --> 01:19:51.890 "Welcome!" 01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:55.680 "Oo, can I purchase this from you?" 1,400... 01:19:56.840 --> 01:19:59.840 Should we just... fuck this guy—Uh... 01:20:01.870 --> 01:20:02.880 1,800. 01:20:04.220 --> 01:20:06.400 "Right, then, I'd call that a fair deal!" 01:20:07.040 --> 01:20:07.820 Thanks! 01:20:10.100 --> 01:20:11.180 That's a lot... 01:20:12.410 --> 01:20:13.570 Anybody... 01:20:13.730 --> 01:20:14.900 "What can I get you?" 01:20:15.900 --> 01:20:18.750 "You have one of these? Ah, it's a lucky day for both of us, then!" 01:20:19.760 --> 01:20:20.790 Yeah, it sure is. 01:20:22.750 --> 01:20:26.050 [holding out laugh] 01:20:26.050 --> 01:20:29.500 "Ah, two thou—Ah, that's a— that's a longbow, that's rare!" 01:20:35.200 --> 01:20:36.580 No, no no no no no... 01:20:37.700 --> 01:20:43.140 1,900. 1,850. Why—I feel like I'm playing the prices over—1,800. 01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:45.460 Got it! 01:20:49.400 --> 01:20:51.080 The money just flows... 01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:54.780 "Oh, it's me again! Um, could I also have this?" 01:20:56.350 --> 01:20:57.500 Longsword... 01:21:00.570 --> 01:21:01.630 1,700. 01:21:05.090 --> 01:21:07.200 1,650. Take it or leave it. 01:21:10.790 --> 01:21:12.120 [laughing triumphantly] 01:21:15.220 --> 01:21:16.720 I just made a lot of money... 01:21:17.750 --> 01:21:19.960 "You did well. You look tired." Oo! 01:21:21.270 --> 01:21:22.340 "Profits..." 01:21:26.550 --> 01:21:29.450 Imagine selling shit in real life if it was this easy... 01:21:30.440 --> 01:21:34.540 Alright, so I sold... Oh yeah, I sold that bread earlier too—"Profits: +5,000." 01:21:34.540 --> 01:21:36.580 "Sudore—Score Difference..." 01:21:38.380 --> 01:21:39.760 Didn't buy anything today... 01:21:41.060 --> 01:21:42.850 Welp, fuck it, we're just gonna buy more... 01:21:42.850 --> 01:21:44.600 Um, we're just gonna... open the shop again! 01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:48.400 Now, I'm no longer an adventurer's store, I'm uh, like an ice cream and candy store. 01:21:49.750 --> 01:21:50.540 What's wrong? 01:21:52.930 --> 01:21:54.440 "Concerning the debt." 01:21:54.620 --> 01:21:57.240 "I have a suggestion concerning its re—" How much do I owe you? 01:22:00.130 --> 01:22:03.460 "Paying it all back at once is wholly beyond your means—" I—How do you know that? 01:22:04.230 --> 01:22:06.160 "Small weekly payments..." 01:22:09.570 --> 01:22:13.270 "Wholly beyond—" Uh, this is—No no no, this is—this is where I—this is where we have to see all this bullshit! 01:22:13.430 --> 01:22:19.120 "Oh, you made $6,000? Well, it is 2,000 for the taxes, of course, take taxes out first, now you have 4,000." 01:22:19.120 --> 01:22:22.070 "Oh, you have, like, a couple of credit cards, you have a couple of, um..." 01:22:22.070 --> 01:22:25.200 "a small loan—Ah, that adds another, like, fuckin'... uh, 1,500-2,000." 01:22:25.200 --> 01:22:29.060 "Let's take that away from you too, you know, you sold sign, you—Ah, that's your money, but it's not anymore." 01:22:29.270 --> 01:22:33.500 "That leaves you with like, a 1,200 bucks, you get a car payment too, makes me pay that car down your 1,000." 01:22:33.700 --> 01:22:36.030 "How much is it to eat food? Oh, you pay for groceries for, like—" 01:22:36.030 --> 01:22:38.250 "Yeah, you probably like, four, five, six hundred bucks a month." 01:22:38.250 --> 01:22:41.900 "Alright, now you gone to, like, 300 bucks. Oh, you wanna buy, you wanna buy anything else for you?" 01:22:41.900 --> 01:22:44.470 "Sorry. Get lost." 01:22:51.970 --> 01:22:54.800 I just wanna go to Disney! Okay? 01:22:55.710 --> 01:22:58.970 I wanna go to Disney! With my family! 01:22:59.120 --> 01:23:00.870 And it's like 4,000! 01:23:01.130 --> 01:23:02.560 Stop taxing me! 01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:03.980 Stop putting me in debt! 01:23:04.580 --> 01:23:07.580 Stop overpricing your shit, I just wanna go to Disney! 01:23:07.580 --> 01:23:08.890 That's all I care about! 01:23:12.750 --> 01:23:16.660 [silently giggling] 01:23:18.250 --> 01:23:20.230 "Why—All I wanted was a Pepsi..." 01:23:24.390 --> 01:23:27.140 [laughing] 01:23:28.900 --> 01:23:35.660 "Li—Libertarian..." [giggling] 01:23:35.660 --> 01:23:39.680 "You never told me how big Papa's debt is, exactly." 01:23:40.080 --> 01:23:43.310 "That's 'cuz you'd faint if you found out. For now, it's a secret." 01:23:43.980 --> 01:23:46.770 "So you, like... predatory-lended my father?" 01:23:48.020 --> 01:23:49.300 Stop taxing me! 01:23:49.450 --> 01:23:51.550 Stop putting my family in debt! 01:23:52.020 --> 01:23:55.220 Let me—Let—Let me—Let me proper, for God's sakes! 01:24:05.790 --> 01:24:07.080 "Hire a good lawyer"? 01:24:07.080 --> 01:24:09.430 "Oh, I can't wait to hire a good lawyer! 01:24:09.430 --> 01:24:11.240 "What's that, like, 7,000?" 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:16.120 Stop taxing me, stop putting me in debt, stop making me get a lawyer every three months... 01:24:27.830 --> 01:24:32.620 "Actual anger." [laughing] 01:24:32.620 --> 01:24:36.010 "As the store begins to build up steam, we will increase payment size." 01:24:37.350 --> 01:24:39.420 $10,000... 01:24:39.440 --> 01:24:42.890 "The repayment date nearest to the current date—" How much is that is interest? 01:24:43.160 --> 01:24:45.170 How much of that am I paying down the principle? 01:24:45.620 --> 01:24:48.900 You fuckin'... floating motherfucker, how much of that is interest? 01:24:54.390 --> 01:24:57.480 Ah... "The amount due will be displayed on the calendar in the main menu." 01:24:57.480 --> 01:24:59.810 "Please be sure to check it regular—" What if I don't? 01:25:03.290 --> 01:25:04.770 Can I just not pay? 01:25:07.300 --> 01:25:09.760 "Ka-ra-te, I'll keep an eye on it." 01:25:11.860 --> 01:25:13.620 I can't wait to get bills in the mail... 01:25:21.040 --> 01:25:23.027 [holding out laugh] 01:25:24.010 --> 01:25:26.190 Alright, let's open the—Wait, do I have anything else to put up here? 01:25:27.900 --> 01:25:29.020 Oh, Slimes! 01:25:31.410 --> 01:25:32.670 Slime +3... 01:25:34.020 --> 01:25:35.660 Uh, let's do... 01:25:36.790 --> 01:25:41.430 It's a m—Uh, look, we got—we got slime... slime next to the bread, probably not a good idea... 01:25:41.430 --> 01:25:43.450 But, we got slime, we got bread... 01:25:46.120 --> 01:25:47.110 Here we go. 01:25:47.400 --> 01:25:48.340 Open it up. 01:25:50.750 --> 01:25:52.400 "I'm now a candy store." 01:25:53.460 --> 01:25:56.050 Oo, Slime Fluid +3... 01:25:57.290 --> 01:25:58.910 "Oo, I'll take this!" 01:26:01.620 --> 01:26:03.490 "Right then, I'd call that a fair deal." 01:26:04.210 --> 01:26:05.120 "Thank you." 01:26:07.200 --> 01:26:09.520 Somebody buy the chocolate, it's, uh, expensive... 01:26:10.510 --> 01:26:12.210 [old man voice] "Uh, ah, this'll do..." 01:26:12.210 --> 01:26:13.490 Souvenir Charm... 01:26:15.510 --> 01:26:17.760 "Can't you sell it for just a little less..." 01:26:20.310 --> 01:26:26.960 "All right, he—Hey, I'm old... and I think that 399 is the same thing as 400." 01:26:27.050 --> 01:26:33.910 "Because I've been conditioned to think that for some reason, 99 and some cents means it's way less." 01:26:33.910 --> 01:26:35.860 "Thank you, have a good day." 01:26:44.380 --> 01:26:45.650 "Oh, it's me again." 01:26:45.910 --> 01:26:51.010 "Uh, y'know, how much for this—for this clothing, it's a little too expensive for me..." 01:26:51.800 --> 01:26:55.120 "99 cents, that's a fair deal for me!" 01:26:55.240 --> 01:26:56.270 "Thank you." 01:27:01.730 --> 01:27:07.350 "Oo, it's me again! I—You've such a good prices at your store, how much is this bread?" 01:27:09.280 --> 01:27:14.750 "Ooowhohoohoo, it's 99 cents, I'll take it!" 01:27:20.940 --> 01:27:22.060 "Looking for something?" 01:27:22.860 --> 01:27:24.360 "I want this!" 01:27:25.220 --> 01:27:29.250 [bursts out laughing] Oh, right, I should've done 199... 01:27:29.430 --> 01:27:31.230 I was scamming myself... 01:27:31.450 --> 01:27:34.390 "Uh, well... Well, young lady..." 01:27:35.090 --> 01:27:36.210 "That will be..." 01:27:38.780 --> 01:27:40.600 "Umm..." 01:27:41.120 --> 01:27:42.590 "Well..." 01:27:45.350 --> 01:27:47.130 "Could you make it a little cheaper?" 01:27:49.690 --> 01:27:51.040 "This is getting dumb!" 01:27:55.090 --> 01:28:00.350 I was getting, like, trouble... because I was, like... selling, like, something too expensive to, like, a child? 01:28:04.200 --> 01:28:09.290 [giggling] "He's..." 01:28:09.290 --> 01:28:11.370 Wait, she wasn't buying, like, a knife, right? 01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:12.600 What was she buying? 01:28:16.090 --> 01:28:17.200 Was that a plant? 01:28:18.240 --> 01:28:21.530 "Bread," "Bread." Okay, I—She wasn't buying, like a sword or anything... 01:28:25.530 --> 01:28:28.090 "Well then, you seem to have developed a basic understanding of how to sell things..." 01:28:28.090 --> 01:28:31.010 " to people and not drive them to burn the shop in anger." 01:28:31.860 --> 01:28:33.150 "Yepperoni!" 01:28:33.690 --> 01:28:35.020 Yepperoni... 01:28:35.910 --> 01:28:37.920 [awkward laughing] 01:28:40.680 --> 01:28:43.930 Why is it—Why does it feel like my mother just text me back "Yes..." 01:28:45.780 --> 01:28:48.710 "Being a truly great store owner involves more than selling things, however." 01:28:48.710 --> 01:28:52.230 "There are uh... There are times when people will want to sell items to you!" 01:28:53.680 --> 01:28:54.480 "Really?" 01:28:54.970 --> 01:28:57.920 "I suspect we'll begin to get such offers very soon." 01:28:58.700 --> 01:29:01.000 "But I already buy stuff from the guild and the market," 01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:04.190 "so why I should worry about buying stuff from the customers?" 01:29:04.670 --> 01:29:07.580 "There's one major difference between a guild or market purchase..." 01:29:07.640 --> 01:29:11.940 "and a purchase from an individual, individuals do not have set prices." 01:29:12.180 --> 01:29:16.890 "In other words... you can SCAM them as you do while you're selling." 01:29:17.290 --> 01:29:18.610 "Haggle down!" 01:29:19.600 --> 01:29:21.590 "Oh, so I can get stuff really cheap?" 01:29:21.680 --> 01:29:23.560 "But that seems like it'd be pretty hard..." 01:29:23.980 --> 01:29:26.650 "Fundamentally, buying and selling are not that different." 01:29:26.710 --> 01:29:29.430 "The customer shows you an item they wish to sell." 01:29:29.530 --> 01:29:31.890 "and then you set a price, and perhaps negotiate." 01:29:32.980 --> 01:29:36.480 "Obviously, you wish to pay less than the base price of the item." 01:29:37.000 --> 01:29:39.650 "Okay, so buy high and sell low!" 01:29:40.490 --> 01:29:43.620 That sounds like... what I do on the market all the time! 01:29:43.850 --> 01:29:46.660 "Just so, that is the very core of a successful business." 01:29:46.750 --> 01:29:48.180 "Now then, shall we practice." 01:29:48.830 --> 01:29:50.990 "The fundamental procedure is the same as when selling." 01:29:52.140 --> 01:29:52.920 Okay. 01:29:55.020 --> 01:29:56.540 "Welcome to Recettear." 01:29:57.150 --> 01:29:59.120 "Uh, would you buy this from me..." 01:29:59.990 --> 01:30:00.830 Hm... 01:30:00.930 --> 01:30:02.280 We need to name a price... 01:30:09.490 --> 01:30:10.600 1,096. 01:30:12.940 --> 01:30:15.470 "At this level, there will not be much profit when we resell." 01:30:16.010 --> 01:30:18.020 "Go somewhat lower..." Really? 01:30:19.230 --> 01:30:21.310 [bursts out laughing] 01:30:21.310 --> 01:30:25.870 Alright, at this—this is like a knockoff, at this point, 8% of Base Price? 01:30:28.010 --> 01:30:29.440 826. 01:30:30.070 --> 01:30:33.870 "Excellent, this is a good price level. Now then, let us practice haggling over the price." 01:30:34.500 --> 01:30:35.170 It's the same. 01:30:35.180 --> 01:30:39.470 "Now that you have offered a price you believe to be fair, adjust your offer until they agree to sell to you." 01:30:41.020 --> 01:30:43.340 "Could you offer me a little more, I think it's worth a lot!" 01:30:48.360 --> 01:30:53.350 "50% and 70% of the base is a good target. You will gain an item to sell without giving up too much money." 01:30:55.900 --> 01:30:56.840 Let's go. 01:31:03.850 --> 01:31:04.730 "Welcome!" 01:31:05.380 --> 01:31:07.230 "Uh, what would you be willing to pay for this?" 01:31:08.110 --> 01:31:10.430 "I forgot everything you told me! Pay twice?" 01:31:15.590 --> 01:31:16.570 150. 01:31:17.990 --> 01:31:18.800 "Thank you!" 01:31:24.370 --> 01:31:25.310 "Welcome." 01:31:26.060 --> 01:31:28.670 $2,000 for a Baked Yam... 01:31:29.270 --> 01:31:31.530 "Uh, bring that down, 900." 01:31:33.630 --> 01:31:36.800 You're really easy to buy from, I can say whatever I want. 01:31:39.650 --> 01:31:43.540 You've just removed... 65% of all value... 01:31:44.160 --> 01:31:46.250 Alright, do I—What do I—What else do I have? 01:31:46.850 --> 01:31:49.350 Put the Apple on there, I want this to be a food-based restaurant. 01:31:49.350 --> 01:31:51.910 Alright, then Back Scratcher's gonna go up here... 01:32:01.250 --> 01:32:02.860 Uh... right here... 01:32:03.620 --> 01:32:04.510 Get rid of that... 01:32:10.560 --> 01:32:13.340 And get this... Get this other bullshit over here... 01:32:17.680 --> 01:32:19.060 Alright, let's do it again. 01:32:21.390 --> 01:32:24.110 1, 2, 3... Open the store! 01:32:26.860 --> 01:32:29.100 "Welcome, can I help you with anything?" I remember you... 01:32:29.890 --> 01:32:31.620 "This is a present for mommy." 01:32:37.300 --> 01:32:38.610 Prese—Present... 01:32:39.520 --> 01:32:41.000 "Y'know, it's a present for Mom." 01:32:51.740 --> 01:32:53.020 "This is getting dumb!" 01:32:53.300 --> 01:32:57.550 [slightly giggles] 01:32:57.800 --> 01:33:02.170 She's smart though, that's she— "Oh, it's me again, I'm really easy to sell to..." 01:33:02.840 --> 01:33:06.470 "Need to help the ol' pension, y'see, what can I get for this?" 01:33:07.280 --> 01:33:09.530 "Ah... I mean, bread sucks..." 01:33:11.860 --> 01:33:16.370 I mean... w—you won't... I got plenty of bread... 40. 01:33:17.040 --> 01:33:18.570 "Seems about right, yeah." 01:33:19.620 --> 01:33:24.810 "Yea, it—That seems perfectly normal, I read that online, therefore it's real. Bye!" 01:33:26.120 --> 01:33:27.910 "Oh, I got Wal—a Walnut Bread!" 01:33:32.040 --> 01:33:32.910 "Welcome." 01:33:35.130 --> 01:33:37.540 "I sold it to him." What do you mean, I thought he was selling it to me. 01:33:39.850 --> 01:33:41.680 "He was bu—" No, he was buying! 01:33:42.180 --> 01:33:45.270 Like, I'm no—I was sell—He was... selling that to... 01:33:45.660 --> 01:33:46.870 He was selling that to me! 01:33:47.940 --> 01:33:49.660 So, I bought it for 40. 01:33:50.170 --> 01:33:50.950 Right? 01:33:55.810 --> 01:33:57.980 Wait, wait wait, wait, what are you guys talking about? 01:33:59.380 --> 01:34:01.280 I bought that from him for 40! 01:34:02.000 --> 01:34:04.730 He—That... I have that right, what're you talking about? 01:34:06.050 --> 01:34:08.530 Why's everybody, like, attacking me right now?! 01:34:11.600 --> 01:34:14.520 "I picked this up... while nosing around a cave, can I sell it?" 01:34:14.520 --> 01:34:17.030 See, he wants to sell it to me for 2,300... 01:34:17.470 --> 01:34:22.010 Get outta here, man! I would— I want to pay 1,300 for this... 01:34:22.260 --> 01:34:23.840 Less than that, I wanna... 01:34:24.020 --> 01:34:26.000 I—I wanna... lie to his face... 01:34:26.480 --> 01:34:29.220 43% of Base Price... See? 01:34:30.810 --> 01:34:33.290 "Don't think—Didn't think I'd get that good a price!" 01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:35.260 H—He's dumb. 01:34:38.740 --> 01:34:40.730 I can sell that for, like, 3,000! 01:34:43.360 --> 01:34:44.570 "Ah, I was looking for this!" 01:34:45.210 --> 01:34:46.110 Okay... 01:34:49.080 --> 01:34:52.230 "I was looking for this," so, let's go, uh... 01:34:53.550 --> 01:34:57.010 170, this guy's really, really, really gullible... 01:34:57.410 --> 01:34:59.080 "Could you take it down just a little bit?" 01:35:01.500 --> 01:35:06.090 "That's unreasonable—" [laughing] 01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:08.190 "Hi, what can I get for you?" 01:35:08.780 --> 01:35:12.840 "You have it, yay! Please, I just wanna buy my mother a present!" 01:35:13.560 --> 01:35:16.260 Okay, now you know I'm full of shit, so... 01:35:17.390 --> 01:35:21.400 I ca—I can't, you know I'm full of shit, so let's go 105... 01:35:22.690 --> 01:35:24.320 "I'm a good shopper, right?" 01:35:24.790 --> 01:35:29.980 "Oh, you little shit, I knew what you were doing and you know what, I respect you for that..." 01:35:30.140 --> 01:35:32.330 "I respect you for doing that to me..." 01:35:37.340 --> 01:35:38.330 "Can I help you?" 01:35:38.610 --> 01:35:41.440 "Any chance I could get you to buy this, little lady?" 01:35:46.830 --> 01:35:50.860 [bursts out laughing] 01:35:53.320 --> 01:35:57.220 "I sell yam! It's a really expensive yam!" 01:35:57.320 --> 01:35:59.630 "Oh, you're old, hold on, give me one second, let me pick this up... 01:35:59.630 --> 01:36:01.100 [sniffs] "Uh, this is a rock." 01:36:01.420 --> 01:36:04.760 "It's a rock?" "Yes, it's a rock. This is only—This is worth nothing." 01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:07.710 "Oh, sorry." "Thank you. Bye." 01:36:07.710 --> 01:36:08.870 "You can have it." 01:36:11.090 --> 01:36:12.890 "I'd like this 100..." 01:36:17.710 --> 01:36:19.290 Mm.. uh, 120. 01:36:20.060 --> 01:36:21.320 "That's seem fair." 01:36:27.850 --> 01:36:30.670 "Holy cow, it's late, time seemed to fly by today..." 01:36:30.670 --> 01:36:34.370 "Speaking of time, I plan on doing some mild schedule management for you from now on..." 01:36:34.370 --> 01:36:38.090 "to ensure you're working in an effective manner... to pay back the debt." 01:36:39.530 --> 01:36:40.610 What're you talking about? 01:36:42.620 --> 01:36:45.650 "I've broken up the day into four time periods..." 01:36:46.520 --> 01:36:48.640 "Morning, afternoon, evening, and night." 01:36:49.780 --> 01:36:50.640 Mhm... 01:36:51.320 --> 01:36:54.650 "What you can do, and how much you can do, depends on the time of day." 01:36:56.200 --> 01:36:58.870 "Hey, yeah, the clock's been broken up into four areas!" 01:36:59.690 --> 01:37:02.200 "Think of each part as a 'slice' of time." 01:37:02.980 --> 01:37:05.410 "A slice... Mm... like pie!" 01:37:06.010 --> 01:37:07.160 Yeah, okay. 01:37:07.460 --> 01:37:12.130 "I thought I would be able to keep your attention if I made it rather similar to some sort of sweet food." 01:37:12.640 --> 01:37:15.490 "So there's the morning slice, the afternoon—Ah, I'm getting hungry!" 01:37:16.440 --> 01:37:19.590 [holding out laugh] 01:37:20.090 --> 01:37:22.920 So, there's four... sections of the day... 01:37:25.000 --> 01:37:27.990 "You can only act between 'morning' and 'night'." Yes. 01:37:27.990 --> 01:37:30.030 "When 'night' ends, you need to go to bed..." 01:37:30.130 --> 01:37:33.210 "Trying to run a shop while sleep-deprived is unpleasant, so..." 01:37:33.860 --> 01:37:35.480 "I'll close up when it gets late!" 01:37:36.030 --> 01:37:38.440 "So, you essentially have two options for each slice." 01:37:38.450 --> 01:37:42.380 "You can open the store for a time, or go about town on business." 01:37:42.920 --> 01:37:46.150 "You can't do both at once, so decide in advance what you need to do." 01:37:46.640 --> 01:37:53.060 "To be clear, opening the shop will consume a slice... and returning to the store after going out," 01:37:53.060 --> 01:37:57.090 "regardless of what you actually did, will also consume a slice." 01:37:58.050 --> 01:38:00.950 "But what if I go to, like, the plaza and then the chapel?" 01:38:01.760 --> 01:38:03.860 Slice. Slice. 01:38:04.070 --> 01:38:07.390 "You can get around town easily enough to avoid consuming a slice..." 01:38:07.550 --> 01:38:11.710 "with each move. Only when you return to the store will the clock advances a slice." 01:38:11.960 --> 01:38:15.430 "So, in that case, I should do a lot when I leave the shop!" Yes. 01:38:15.730 --> 01:38:17.630 "That's a good attitude to take, now..." 01:38:19.350 --> 01:38:22.330 "There's another vital element, leaving town altogether." 01:38:22.750 --> 01:38:27.110 "Visiting a dungeon will consume two slices... no matter what." 01:38:28.020 --> 01:38:33.050 "Huh, it takes that long? So if I go in the morning, I'll get back in the evening?" 01:38:33.820 --> 01:38:39.320 "That is precisely how it works. Thus, you can only leave for a dungeon at an early point in the day." 01:38:39.670 --> 01:38:43.950 "If it is night, or you have done something else that evening, you can not go." 01:38:44.430 --> 01:38:47.420 "'Cause if I did go, I'd get back real late, right?" 01:38:47.770 --> 01:38:52.860 "Exactly... Not only would you annoy your adventurer companions with staying out so late," 01:38:52.860 --> 01:38:56.290 "you would also be dead on your feet the next day after returning." 01:38:57.130 --> 01:38:59.830 "Man... This is a lot to wrap my head around..." 01:39:00.950 --> 01:39:05.420 You guys ever watched... uh... training videos? Company training videos? 01:39:06.470 --> 01:39:08.050 I'm getting that vibe right now... 01:39:10.130 --> 01:39:14.390 This is—Go watch—Go watch the Pizza Hut training video. I watch it all the time. 01:39:14.800 --> 01:39:16.240 "We're makin' it great!" 01:39:16.350 --> 01:39:19.630 I'm not kidding, I like lying in bed and watch training videos. 01:39:23.340 --> 01:39:26.050 I don—I don't know, they're like, soothing to me, I don't know why... 01:39:32.340 --> 01:39:34.820 "That's sad." What do you mean that's sad? 01:39:35.500 --> 01:39:39.440 I'll have my iPad... and, like, Kim will be next to me, and it will be like, 01:39:39.440 --> 01:39:41.400 "Okay, goodby—Good night, go—we're going—I'm going to bed!" 01:39:41.400 --> 01:39:43.120 We'll be on, like, our devices... 01:39:43.880 --> 01:39:47.950 And I'll load up... the... Wendy's training video... 01:39:48.510 --> 01:39:51.580 It's like, 45-minutes long, and I just watch it. 01:39:56.660 --> 01:40:00.080 [laughing] It's... It's like an infomercial... 01:40:01.850 --> 01:40:04.640 "Before you know it, you will be thinking about it naturally." 01:40:07.690 --> 01:40:10.780 "You guys—Ya—You don't—You don't—You put the sauce in the middle and you go out—" 01:40:10.780 --> 01:40:14.660 "You leave about a half an inch on the edge, don't put the sauce all the way to the edge on the pizza." 01:40:15.310 --> 01:40:19.830 "And you wanna line the toppings up... with the sauce, never to go over that edge of the pizzas," 01:40:19.830 --> 01:40:21.350 "especially when you making a Pan Pizza." 01:40:28.450 --> 01:40:32.570 "Well, it helps that you will always be able to see how much time a particular action will consume." 01:40:32.570 --> 01:40:34.100 "Simply pay attention to the clock." 01:40:34.420 --> 01:40:38.450 "Oven makes you weigh out all your cheese and stuff, and you do a top cheese, as well..." 01:40:39.840 --> 01:40:42.140 "The doughmaster in the morning will give you... uh..." 01:40:42.140 --> 01:40:45.550 "And if there's any bubbles or it doesn't look very good... to report to the doughmaster..." 01:40:45.550 --> 01:40:46.770 "And use another one." 01:40:53.350 --> 01:40:56.640 "I'll be glad to go over it as often as you need." I don't think I need to go over any of that... 01:41:01.890 --> 01:41:04.430 "I'm actually a doughmaster." 01:41:05.440 --> 01:41:07.710 [holding out laugh] So you know what I'm talking about! 01:41:09.650 --> 01:41:12.340 'Aight, so what—I got, wha—I'm gonna open the store one more time... 01:41:14.590 --> 01:41:16.170 Look at this shit, Baked Yam... 01:41:16.440 --> 01:41:18.100 Let's get the—Let's get our food here... 01:41:18.100 --> 01:41:19.150 Beef Bowl... 01:41:20.390 --> 01:41:23.920 Uh... Let's put... nothing here—Hold on a minute, Back Scratcher should go over this way—Put the... 01:41:24.470 --> 01:41:25.370 Sandals... 01:41:27.730 --> 01:41:29.510 Put the bread out—Put the bread... 01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:31.690 Put the bread up here... 01:41:32.540 --> 01:41:34.290 And... I want the fish up there too... 01:41:39.090 --> 01:41:40.630 Back Scratcher goes down here... 01:41:41.690 --> 01:41:43.640 These are gonna sell thousands of dollars... 01:41:45.730 --> 01:41:46.540 [laughing] 01:41:46.540 --> 01:41:50.170 The, like, old guys are gonna come in the store... and buy the yam... 01:41:50.170 --> 01:41:53.970 for three times as much as they sold it to me for... [giggling] 01:41:53.970 --> 01:41:54.930 "Hi there!" 01:41:55.920 --> 01:42:00.000 "Mommy asked me to sell this!" Unthankful Statue... 01:42:12.080 --> 01:42:17.150 I can't—I can't... uh... I gotta— I gotta do... decent prices with her... 01:42:19.460 --> 01:42:22.010 "Excuse me, uh, how much is this yam?" 01:42:23.200 --> 01:42:26.960 "A tight balance sheet this month, this is precious, but I think I can sell it." 01:42:27.670 --> 01:42:28.710 It's bread... 01:42:30.400 --> 01:42:32.480 Don't kid yourself, it ain't worth that much... 01:42:34.970 --> 01:42:37.180 "Is it... really worth so little?" 01:42:39.790 --> 01:42:40.910 Mm... 01:42:40.910 --> 01:42:44.820 [humming deviously] 01:42:44.820 --> 01:42:45.950 "Oh really?" 01:42:47.570 --> 01:42:48.540 "Thanks!" 01:42:55.500 --> 01:42:56.620 It's you again. 01:42:57.710 --> 01:42:59.340 "This is a present for daddy!" 01:42:59.800 --> 01:43:01.030 Mm... 01:43:07.220 --> 01:43:08.990 Well, at least I get to make a little bit of money... 01:43:09.780 --> 01:43:11.510 Come up with the yam, old man... 01:43:11.940 --> 01:43:13.290 "Looking for something special?" 01:43:14.050 --> 01:43:17.170 Oo, "I've been thinking about getting one of these for a while now..." 01:43:17.400 --> 01:43:20.580 One... goldfish gram cracker... 01:43:21.310 --> 01:43:23.320 Now, these are expensive... 01:43:23.480 --> 01:43:24.960 1,500. 01:43:27.140 --> 01:43:30.000 "Customer service seems to be a lost art these days..." 01:43:35.160 --> 01:43:36.690 "That's fine, thank you." 01:43:36.690 --> 01:43:37.960 "No, thank you..." 01:43:41.070 --> 01:43:42.170 Anybody else? 01:43:44.050 --> 01:43:47.530 "You have one of these? It's a lucky day for both of us—" Didn't you just sell this to me? 01:43:52.550 --> 01:43:57.940 [laughing and giggling] 01:43:57.940 --> 01:44:01.200 Alright, so, you lost 100 bucks. 01:44:01.420 --> 01:44:04.000 You lost Wal—You lost a full dollar. 01:44:07.980 --> 01:44:12.850 "Oo, ee, a—Excuse me, Miss, I... would like to ask you if I can buy this, please?" 01:44:16.680 --> 01:44:20.010 [holding out laugh] 01:44:20.220 --> 01:44:24.140 "Sir... Would—D—D—Weren't you in here yesterday?" 01:44:24.340 --> 01:44:25.480 "Yesterday?" 01:44:26.300 --> 01:44:29.390 "I don't know what're you talking about, I do—I haven't been here..." 01:44:37.220 --> 01:44:39.010 "Well, that'll do, thank you." 01:44:40.090 --> 01:44:43.340 [holding out laugh] What a scam... 01:44:44.850 --> 01:44:47.860 "I... I came up and noticed what you just did to that old man." 01:44:47.990 --> 01:44:51.400 "I'm reporting you... I'm reporting you to OSHA!" 01:44:53.710 --> 01:44:55.110 "Hey, could I purchase this?" 01:44:57.320 --> 01:44:58.390 Yea, you sure can. 01:44:58.820 --> 01:44:59.770 350. 01:45:04.280 --> 01:45:10.420 "Gee, I sold an apple." [laughing and giggling] 01:45:10.590 --> 01:45:13.290 "So, this, do you think I could turn it into a bit of coin?" 01:45:13.960 --> 01:45:15.910 So you're selling me this candy, okay... 01:45:15.910 --> 01:45:18.270 Eh... May—Might... maybe... 01:45:22.930 --> 01:45:23.790 Got it! 01:45:29.770 --> 01:45:31.550 I almost have a $10,000... 01:45:34.110 --> 01:45:37.020 "You seem more or less used to the basics of running a shop." 01:45:38.240 --> 01:45:39.280 "There is one other matter, however," 01:45:39.280 --> 01:45:43.340 "you can not always be certain that a customer will know what they want when they come in." 01:45:44.610 --> 01:45:45.560 What are you talking about? 01:45:45.990 --> 01:45:48.280 "They may come in and thinking, 'Uh, what should I make for dinner?'" 01:45:48.620 --> 01:45:51.630 "'What would be a good weapon?' and so forth. They will not be quite sure exactly..." 01:45:51.630 --> 01:45:53.940 "what they wish to purchase when they come through our door." 01:45:53.940 --> 01:45:57.600 "In such a case, we must provide them with advice... to help them decide." 01:45:58.990 --> 01:46:01.240 "Wait, wait... how could I do that?" 01:46:01.650 --> 01:46:06.740 "Many customers will simply give up if they do not find something suitable for their needs on our counters..." 01:46:07.370 --> 01:46:10.120 "Others, however, will realize that we may have reserve stock," 01:46:10.280 --> 01:46:13.260 "and will inquire as to whether or not we have something they seek." 01:46:14.530 --> 01:46:17.460 "That's when you may suggest an item you think they would like." 01:46:17.670 --> 01:46:18.410 Hm! 01:46:20.950 --> 01:46:21.810 Hmm! 01:46:23.310 --> 01:46:24.060 Okay. 01:46:25.230 --> 01:46:28.700 "You'll impress them if you know what they want, and you'll cause them to return." 01:46:29.310 --> 01:46:30.690 No pressure then, okay... 01:46:31.600 --> 01:46:33.040 Let's practice... 01:46:36.750 --> 01:46:37.600 "Kay-kay." 01:46:37.900 --> 01:46:38.770 "Welcome!" 01:46:39.170 --> 01:46:40.850 "I would like a sword, please." 01:46:41.120 --> 01:46:44.620 "So..., anything is okay as long as it's a sword?" 01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:47.460 "Ultimately, you must pick something the person would like." 01:46:47.460 --> 01:46:49.870 "By the way, if I may give you a little advice..." 01:46:49.970 --> 01:46:54.620 "If you sell weapons and armor to your adventurer friends, they will equip the items you sell them." 01:46:55.630 --> 01:46:59.380 "Meaning, of course, that... if you sell items to them, then we do not need to..." 01:46:59.380 --> 01:47:02.010 "lend them any items at the start of a dungeon." 01:47:02.920 --> 01:47:06.400 "And will be able to bring back more items for our own use." 01:47:08.270 --> 01:47:12.000 "Even if an adventurer must 'retreat' while in a dungeon, the equipment is not lost," 01:47:12.000 --> 01:47:14.060 "since in their possession." 01:47:15.630 --> 01:47:19.670 So we're just gonna... scam all—the whole way. We're doing, like, meta-scamming. 01:47:21.810 --> 01:47:24.070 "So we wanna sell to our adventurer friends..." 01:47:24.260 --> 01:47:26.240 "even if you must undersell it to them." 01:47:27.360 --> 01:47:28.950 Oh, we don't have to do that, don't worry. 01:47:29.560 --> 01:47:33.310 "Accessories work the same way, so think carefully about who you sell what to," 01:47:33.530 --> 01:47:36.120 "and what effect it may have on their performance." 01:47:38.290 --> 01:47:40.630 So that guy came in and he bought the armband... 01:47:40.950 --> 01:47:43.210 So if I got any cool armor or weapons... 01:47:43.630 --> 01:47:45.510 only sell it to the adventurers. 01:47:49.670 --> 01:47:53.770 "You can see what that person currently has, and see if it's better than—" That's cool... 01:47:54.930 --> 01:47:55.850 Alright, let's go! 01:47:57.020 --> 01:47:58.390 "I'd like a sword, please!" 01:47:59.120 --> 01:48:03.180 I got one for you here, it's a Steel Sword— "Yes, excellent, the rest is like a normal sale." 01:48:10.090 --> 01:48:10.910 "Hello!" 01:48:11.070 --> 01:48:12.840 "I would like a weapon, however!" 01:48:14.900 --> 01:48:15.910 However what? 01:48:17.550 --> 01:48:19.940 [holding out laugh] Sell her—Sell her Windbreaker... 01:48:20.510 --> 01:48:21.760 "How about something like this?" 01:48:22.070 --> 01:48:23.970 "Oh, this is lovely! How much is it?" 01:48:25.610 --> 01:48:27.260 "Hmm, could you go a little lower?" 01:48:29.110 --> 01:48:31.090 "Excellent price." "Thank you." 01:48:32.930 --> 01:48:34.620 "This is a Ponzi scheme..." 01:48:40.360 --> 01:48:42.150 "I'd like a weapon, however..." 01:48:42.650 --> 01:48:44.050 "Here, how about this Longsword?" 01:48:44.890 --> 01:48:46.560 "Oh, that's lovely, how much is it?" 01:48:48.280 --> 01:48:49.300 1,400. 01:48:50.170 --> 01:48:50.990 Thank you! 01:48:59.730 --> 01:49:00.930 Yeah, speaking of debt... 01:49:01.780 --> 01:49:02.490 So... 01:49:04.510 --> 01:49:05.880 Today's the 3rd... 01:49:06.840 --> 01:49:11.660 I have... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... I have to pay $10,000 on the 8th... 01:49:12.060 --> 01:49:13.540 That's all of my money! 01:49:16.030 --> 01:49:19.730 I mean, c... Can I start burying cash in the backyard? 01:49:32.000 --> 01:49:33.410 Good thing I fuckin' did that... 01:49:33.730 --> 01:49:36.240 Holy shit, that one would've been horrible if I get crashed... 01:49:42.690 --> 01:49:46.410 Alright... So it's night time, can't open the store... Oh yeah, I—Actually, I kinda could... 01:49:50.810 --> 01:49:52.340 Let's put, like, candy up here... 01:49:56.530 --> 01:49:58.530 No, I wanna sell—I wanna sell this! 01:50:05.840 --> 01:50:06.630 Oh, here we go! 01:50:07.400 --> 01:50:08.960 "I don't suppose you have a scarf?" 01:50:13.230 --> 01:50:14.370 Shit... 01:50:18.200 --> 01:50:19.230 "Uh..." 01:50:20.020 --> 01:50:22.510 "Do you wanna... Back Scratcher?" 01:50:31.010 --> 01:50:32.560 "How much for this candy?" 01:50:34.700 --> 01:50:35.650 380. 01:50:37.210 --> 01:50:39.400 "I can't ask you to go any lower, right?" 01:50:39.540 --> 01:50:43.570 No, you can't... except you can. [giggles] 01:50:46.140 --> 01:50:48.550 "This is for sale, right?" Eight—Oo... 01:50:50.300 --> 01:50:51.410 1,000 bucks. 01:50:55.090 --> 01:50:58.870 I knew I was gonna sell those. I wanna sell the beef bowl! Dammit! 01:50:59.650 --> 01:51:01.530 "Good night!" "Good night." 01:51:05.140 --> 01:51:06.890 4,600 bucks in profit. 01:51:08.630 --> 01:51:10.400 Yeah, that guy doesn't know how to negotiate... 01:51:13.110 --> 01:51:15.460 I don't know, some people... don't like negotiating... 01:51:15.460 --> 01:51:17.190 I'm not—I don't really like it... 01:51:18.570 --> 01:51:20.990 Some people... you know, that somebody says, "Oh, that's a..." 01:51:21.340 --> 01:51:23.310 Well, here's the problem with negotiating. 01:51:23.920 --> 01:51:24.740 You... 01:51:25.110 --> 01:51:28.510 Is there why, like, that, this world is so fucking dumb, okay... 01:51:28.800 --> 01:51:34.380 You can't, like, go into a Macy's... and negotiate the price of a pair of pants... 01:51:34.890 --> 01:51:39.370 You can't walk up, to the fuckin' counter at Macy's with, like, a fair—a pair of fuckin' jeans... 01:51:40.600 --> 01:51:43.210 "Uh, this—this says 80, I wanna pay 60!" 01:51:43.660 --> 01:51:46.020 "Uh, sir, what the fuck are you talking about..." 01:51:46.790 --> 01:51:50.070 "Security, we have, like, a fucking weirdo at the front desk..." 01:51:50.580 --> 01:51:53.590 But you can do that with... other forms of property! 01:51:56.940 --> 01:52:01.420 Why would... you—you can negotiate in some places, but other places you get— 01:52:01.420 --> 01:52:06.110 you'll get, like, arrested if you try to tell them you gonna pay $50 for the $80 jeans... 01:52:16.760 --> 01:52:20.530 [chuckles] "You can do that with a house, but not a pair of sandals." 01:52:20.530 --> 01:52:21.730 That's what I'm sayin'! 01:52:24.570 --> 01:52:27.020 Negotiation is such a strange thing... 01:52:27.330 --> 01:52:31.290 I can't, like, negotiate with the guy at the bar how much the drink is... 01:52:33.880 --> 01:52:35.380 Alright, I wanna go buy some stuff... 01:52:35.380 --> 01:52:36.630 I have a lot of money... 01:52:38.650 --> 01:52:44.030 "Yea, that's, uh, 7.50 for the Bud Light." "Uh, I mean, well, you meant to say it was $5..." 01:52:44.800 --> 01:52:47.470 "Uh... Can we get this fuckin' guy outta here?" 01:52:47.780 --> 01:52:50.730 And then you like—Cut to you getting, like, thrown out onto the street. 01:52:54.700 --> 01:52:56.200 Alright, let's go to the market. 01:53:01.860 --> 01:53:02.980 Hmm... 01:53:03.280 --> 01:53:05.170 Treeseed Necklace... 01:53:06.380 --> 01:53:08.250 Cloth Cape—Uh, wait, hold on... 01:53:09.510 --> 01:53:13.060 This is a lot of money, but, I can just... sell a bunch of cloth... 01:53:17.810 --> 01:53:19.120 Old Muffler... 01:53:19.980 --> 01:53:23.500 H—He already has this one, I don't even want that, on the store... 01:53:25.640 --> 01:53:26.840 Powerful Ring... 01:53:27.050 --> 01:53:28.630 Unthankful Statue... 01:53:36.620 --> 01:53:37.540 Medicine? 01:53:38.340 --> 01:53:39.640 I'm gonna get a bunch of capes. 01:53:40.010 --> 01:53:40.820 Yeah. 01:53:41.190 --> 01:53:43.230 Alright guys, I'm going all in on capes. 01:53:49.140 --> 01:53:51.200 "You're gonna be a cape store." [giggles] 01:53:53.880 --> 01:53:55.480 What do you mean "RIP"? What? 01:53:57.390 --> 01:54:02.640 I can—I can't negotiate with this person... You understand? Even in the same town! 01:54:02.750 --> 01:54:04.450 It's not consistent... 01:54:09.580 --> 01:54:10.450 Okay... 01:54:11.370 --> 01:54:12.450 Alright, let's go... 01:54:16.400 --> 01:54:17.900 Let me look—What's in the chapel? 01:54:18.930 --> 01:54:22.620 "Say, Tear, you... came from a, uh, finance company, right?" 01:54:23.130 --> 01:54:27.570 "What on earth... yes, that's right, I work for Terme Finance." 01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:33.100 I got ple—What do you mean I don't have enough time to do this? 01:54:34.220 --> 01:54:36.300 "You're employed by them, right, what's it like?" 01:54:37.490 --> 01:54:39.660 "Err... no, that's not quite accurate." 01:54:39.660 --> 01:54:45.820 "I was contracted to Terme... through another organization. Thus, I'm not really an employee per se." 01:54:47.400 --> 01:54:50.750 "So you're just contracted? I'm surprised, you seem so..." 01:54:51.210 --> 01:54:57.400 "It's not that surprising. Almost all fairies in human society belong to a fairy-specific contract agency." 01:54:58.200 --> 01:55:02.370 "There are of course, a few free-agent fairies out there as well... and—" 01:55:02.370 --> 01:55:04.520 "So that's how it works." Uh, yeah. 01:55:05.060 --> 01:55:06.900 It's like a baseball team... 01:55:08.510 --> 01:55:09.420 [bursts out laugh] 01:55:09.420 --> 01:55:13.620 "Yes, uh, to tell the truth, it can be difficult for fairies to find employment in human society," 01:55:13.620 --> 01:55:20.960 "so the agencies were founded... an age ago in order to help facilitate fairy livelihoods." 01:55:20.960 --> 01:55:22.220 "That's amazing." 01:55:22.910 --> 01:55:23.690 "Quite." 01:55:26.180 --> 01:55:28.190 We just had that conversation in the church. 01:55:28.910 --> 01:55:30.760 What was the point of doing that in the church? 01:55:31.500 --> 01:55:32.880 Alright, well let's town square. 01:55:35.000 --> 01:55:38.140 "Mm, I love being able to relax in the plaza like this!" 01:55:38.390 --> 01:55:41.710 "You never seem to have trouble relaxing even when we are not in the plaza." 01:55:42.830 --> 01:55:46.830 "Ehe—" [making mouth noises] 01:55:46.830 --> 01:55:51.470 I ca—I try—I ne—Sometimes I can do it, tha— that, like, drop—water droplet, like "Woop!" 01:55:51.670 --> 01:55:52.840 Can you guys do that? 01:55:54.290 --> 01:55:57.830 If you, like... uh... tap the side of your cheek and go like "Woop!" 01:55:58.260 --> 01:55:59.330 I used to be able to do it. 01:55:59.370 --> 01:56:02.220 [making mouth noises] 01:56:02.220 --> 01:56:03.660 Nah, I can't do it anymore... 01:56:05.630 --> 01:56:07.290 "Uh, well, it's healthy, right?" 01:56:08.890 --> 01:56:10.160 What a waste of time. 01:56:10.540 --> 01:56:11.610 Let's go to the pub. 01:56:13.130 --> 01:56:14.850 Uh... this is closed... 01:56:15.950 --> 01:56:20.430 Uh, let's just—Ul—Ul—Let's go! Let's go, let's sell the capes, for fuckin' a ton of money! 01:56:21.960 --> 01:56:24.440 Look, we got bibs and we got beef! 01:56:25.590 --> 01:56:29.520 Beef n' Bibs, that's a cool restaurant name, where you can be as sloppy as you fuckin' want... 01:56:30.890 --> 01:56:32.750 Don't take—Nobody take that, that's mine! 01:56:33.340 --> 01:56:34.580 Bibs n' Beef... 01:56:34.930 --> 01:56:39.160 where... the whole counter, it the—it's all sloppy, like fuckin'... 01:56:39.160 --> 01:56:43.070 Sloppy Joe sandwiches and wicked gross, like, pulled pork you eat with your hands... 01:56:43.070 --> 01:56:47.750 And the whole... table is covered, with a sheet, and you get a big bib. 01:56:48.770 --> 01:56:50.130 Nobody... uh, that's mine. 01:56:58.630 --> 01:57:00.110 "Bankrupt," what are you talking about? 01:57:00.250 --> 01:57:02.680 You know how much it costs to make a Sloppy Joe? 01:57:06.070 --> 01:57:07.860 You're talking about, like, capitalism... 01:57:07.860 --> 01:57:11.980 A Sloppy Joe takes like 48 cents to make, you can sell it for, like, $7. 01:57:15.580 --> 01:57:16.660 Alright, that looks good. 01:57:22.660 --> 01:57:26.020 By the way, just wanna make sure everyone isn't aware, that I said that on the stream... 01:57:26.020 --> 01:57:31.150 and it's gonna be timestamped, it is July 6th, 2019... 01:57:31.700 --> 01:57:36.500 I am doing a verbal... document here, a verbal outlaw document that I... 01:57:36.730 --> 01:57:40.640 I'm a verbal outlaw patent, of Bibs n' Beef... 01:57:40.920 --> 01:57:46.500 A store where—A restaurant where you eat food with a bib... and you can eat, like, Sloppy Joes and shit... 01:57:48.520 --> 01:57:51.500 "Uh, my grandchild's been pestering me to get a hat." 01:57:52.370 --> 01:57:56.490 I don't have hats, so... would... would you want a bird's nest hat? 01:58:00.820 --> 01:58:04.870 [bursts out laughing] Just like... dunk it on his head... 01:58:05.600 --> 01:58:07.020 "What're you doing?!" 01:58:08.470 --> 01:58:10.800 "Welcome to Beef n' Bibs, motherfucker!" 01:58:11.260 --> 01:58:12.880 I don't have—I don't have that... 01:58:13.910 --> 01:58:15.140 "Y'don't have any?" 01:58:15.750 --> 01:58:18.670 "I'm terri—" No, how can you be terrible at not having inventory? 01:58:21.220 --> 01:58:22.050 Shit... 01:58:22.700 --> 01:58:24.810 "I'm looking for some chocolate!" 01:58:25.030 --> 01:58:28.070 "And of course, you're selling this when I'm near broke..." 01:58:31.110 --> 01:58:34.830 He is—Okay, does he get, like, the 5% adventurer friend discount? 01:58:39.400 --> 01:58:40.090 No. 01:58:45.440 --> 01:58:47.830 That's—I was looking to sell that— Alright, somebody buy a cloak! 01:58:49.100 --> 01:58:50.150 There it is—No... 01:58:50.840 --> 01:58:52.920 "Haha, never thought I'd find one of these!" 01:59:01.630 --> 01:59:03.820 Dropped it by five cents, get outta here... 01:59:06.170 --> 01:59:08.230 Somebody buy those cloaks! 01:59:09.560 --> 01:59:11.450 I spend a lot of money on these... 01:59:18.900 --> 01:59:20.770 Why does nobody want these... 01:59:22.910 --> 01:59:25.080 Somebody... doesn't wanna... a cape! 01:59:26.950 --> 01:59:27.790 Buy it! 01:59:29.370 --> 01:59:31.000 They're really nice... 01:59:31.820 --> 01:59:36.080 "Oh, hello, I would like this cape, my daughter-in-law asked me to pick this up." 01:59:38.520 --> 01:59:39.720 "That's too much!" 01:59:42.490 --> 01:59:43.970 "There you go..." 01:59:48.870 --> 01:59:52.200 "You invested in capes right before the Great Cape Crash." 01:59:52.820 --> 01:59:54.100 Do I have a weapon? 01:59:55.850 --> 01:59:56.690 I don't... 01:59:56.880 --> 01:59:58.790 Back Scratcher's not a weapon... 02:00:05.470 --> 02:00:06.940 [exhales] Shit... 02:00:08.600 --> 02:00:10.600 "Do I have no talent..." 02:00:13.750 --> 02:00:15.080 "Hey, I could use a weapon!" 02:00:20.830 --> 02:00:25.510 "[scoffs] Well, you don't have it, you don't have it." [laughing] Why he said it twice... 02:00:25.820 --> 02:00:29.100 "Well, you don't have it, you DON'T have it!" 02:00:31.620 --> 02:00:32.500 Uh-oh... 02:00:35.090 --> 02:00:36.530 When do I have to pay the debt back? 02:00:39.390 --> 02:00:40.630 I got plenty of time... 02:00:45.750 --> 02:00:47.210 "I'm looking for a treasure!" 02:00:48.820 --> 02:00:49.880 That's a treasure. 02:00:50.900 --> 02:00:52.530 The ultimate in treasures... 02:00:52.530 --> 02:00:56.180 "Sir, may I... d—divert your attention over here." 02:00:56.470 --> 02:00:57.860 "To the Back Scratcher." 02:01:01.370 --> 02:01:03.410 "All those hard-to-reach places..." 02:01:03.670 --> 02:01:08.230 "I know sometimes it worked... I've seen you do it bare up against your furnace..." 02:01:08.230 --> 02:01:14.020 "and move back and forth, scratching your back on the... hard iron. Not anymore, Sir." 02:01:18.240 --> 02:01:19.820 "It is... worth a lot..." 02:01:23.150 --> 02:01:26.130 "Don't have enough money on hand... It's a pretty good lie..." 02:01:28.600 --> 02:01:29.530 What?! 02:01:33.410 --> 02:01:35.670 That was only 125%! 02:01:42.320 --> 02:01:45.150 [laughing] 02:01:49.570 --> 02:01:51.580 -2,100?! 02:01:53.930 --> 02:01:56.570 -2,100, how? 02:01:59.540 --> 02:02:00.370 I hadn't... 02:02:02.560 --> 02:02:05.040 Where's the -21—Oh, the capes... 02:02:05.570 --> 02:02:08.670 Shit, that's right, okay, I'm—I'm gonna go buy a sword, but how much money do I have? 02:02:10.690 --> 02:02:11.840 No, you know what, fuck it. 02:02:12.910 --> 02:02:15.030 Uh, let's go. Worn Sword... 02:02:15.980 --> 02:02:17.150 Level 6... 02:02:17.230 --> 02:02:18.160 Louie! 02:02:18.410 --> 02:02:19.390 Let's go! 02:02:42.790 --> 02:02:44.010 Jade Way... 02:02:44.180 --> 02:02:45.870 Which one—Jade Way... 02:02:46.110 --> 02:02:52.250 Hall of Tri—Jade Way, floor 1-5— Wait, Hall of Trials, floor... Jade Way. 02:02:58.570 --> 02:03:00.480 "Equip items in the bag?" Yes. 02:03:02.280 --> 02:03:03.940 [Mario accent] "Okay, here we go!" 02:03:06.350 --> 02:03:07.810 I wish I wouldn't say that... 02:03:12.670 --> 02:03:15.030 Oo, okay, we got unidentified Ingredient... 02:03:21.220 --> 02:03:22.900 What's... Hold on, wait— 02:03:24.480 --> 02:03:27.100 Those b—Those bees, those little bugs, I think are bad... 02:03:37.340 --> 02:03:38.190 Treasure. 02:03:41.270 --> 02:03:42.400 Ingredient... 02:03:43.100 --> 02:03:44.120 C'mon, something cool... 02:03:45.470 --> 02:03:47.610 Unthankful Statue, thing's dumb... 02:03:54.120 --> 02:03:55.420 "It's a mimic..." 02:03:58.490 --> 02:04:01.120 No, not yet, not yet, there's probably something down here. 02:04:05.440 --> 02:04:08.470 Lots of unidentified items, how do I identify the items, again? 02:04:11.470 --> 02:04:13.820 I just have to leave with them, right? 02:04:20.570 --> 02:04:22.450 "It automatically does it." Oh, okay... 02:04:23.210 --> 02:04:24.190 Sick... 02:04:28.870 --> 02:04:32.390 "You do it with your butt." And then, a... a laugh face. 02:04:37.200 --> 02:04:38.230 Oh, I see... 02:04:43.550 --> 02:04:44.750 Is it snow? 02:04:45.350 --> 02:04:48.160 Oh, I just made it snow, just—I made it slippery... 02:04:53.790 --> 02:04:55.360 Holy shit, snow... 02:04:59.840 --> 02:05:02.530 "It's the ice level in Mario again." Yea, it—Yea... 02:05:02.530 --> 02:05:03.830 [mocking voice] "Yea, yea, yea..." 02:05:05.280 --> 02:05:06.090 News! 02:05:06.250 --> 02:05:08.540 "SP consumption has been halved!" 02:05:12.010 --> 02:05:13.910 That's a—That's a good thing or a bad thing? 02:05:17.460 --> 02:05:20.140 Alright, k—I wanna get... a good sword and sell it to him! 02:05:20.670 --> 02:05:22.400 'Cuz this guy's sword's sucks! 02:05:27.080 --> 02:05:31.050 How am I ever gonna fight, like, the dragon that's at the end if I'm gonna have a Worn Sword? 02:05:31.500 --> 02:05:33.650 I mean, like, you gotta—you still gotta pay for it, but... 02:05:33.770 --> 02:05:34.920 I'm gonna give it to him... 02:05:37.970 --> 02:05:40.880 "Imminent crash incoming," "Imminent crash..." 02:05:46.880 --> 02:05:50.080 "He's gonna put more point in Strength." Yeah, but I'm not in control of that! 02:05:51.930 --> 02:05:53.690 He's in control of his own build... 02:05:55.930 --> 02:05:57.220 I have nothing to do with it... 02:05:59.920 --> 02:06:00.720 Oo! 02:06:01.530 --> 02:06:02.910 Common Shield... 02:06:03.660 --> 02:06:05.430 Oh, I'll be selling that to you! 02:06:05.950 --> 02:06:09.030 Don't you think it's kinda sad, though, he's doing all this work and he picks up a shield, 02:06:09.030 --> 02:06:10.960 "Wow, that's way better than what I have!" 02:06:11.580 --> 02:06:15.370 "I have to buy this from the person that's standing cowering behind me." 02:06:23.070 --> 02:06:24.732 [holding out laugh] 02:06:27.780 --> 02:06:29.770 "Eh, but—how—but the swords will rule..." 02:06:30.190 --> 02:06:32.480 "Why do we pretend King's sword hold the power?" 02:06:34.500 --> 02:06:35.820 Souvenir Charm! 02:06:49.940 --> 02:06:50.850 Double swing! 02:06:50.850 --> 02:06:53.030 Oo, unidentified Ingredient... 02:06:54.280 --> 02:06:56.490 "What's my highest stat in real life?" 02:06:57.670 --> 02:06:58.820 Um... 02:06:58.820 --> 02:07:01.870 I can... chug... wicked fast! 02:07:19.820 --> 02:07:20.710 Watch out! 02:07:21.640 --> 02:07:22.870 Shark Fins... 02:07:23.130 --> 02:07:24.940 A—A +2 Shark Fin... 02:07:36.320 --> 02:07:38.560 "What can I do faster, drink or pee?" 02:07:39.370 --> 02:07:40.250 Uh... 02:07:40.700 --> 02:07:43.170 There is a limit to how fast you can pee... 02:07:44.860 --> 02:07:45.720 So... 02:07:47.350 --> 02:07:48.860 I don't know what're you talking about... 02:07:56.870 --> 02:07:58.330 "Got another cape." Yeah. 02:07:59.070 --> 02:08:00.800 It's a good day for cape. 02:08:02.370 --> 02:08:05.370 4, 3... 2, 1—Whoa, monkaS! 02:08:20.650 --> 02:08:22.540 "What's my highest stat in real life?" 02:08:22.580 --> 02:08:26.040 [scoffs, cool sounding voice] "My ability to take bullshit, you know what I mean?" 02:08:35.060 --> 02:08:37.430 [giggling] 02:08:39.050 --> 02:08:43.230 [continues giggling] 02:08:45.500 --> 02:08:46.860 [chuckling] 02:08:52.520 --> 02:08:56.560 "What's my highest stat in real life? Ah... My ability to, like, give no fucks..." 02:08:56.940 --> 02:08:58.551 [silently giggling] 02:09:00.090 --> 02:09:01.130 Come here! 02:09:08.020 --> 02:09:09.480 What?! What just happened? 02:09:15.830 --> 02:09:19.190 [laughing] 02:09:22.280 --> 02:09:24.290 "What's my element? Eh, fire..." 02:09:25.880 --> 02:09:28.170 "I'm like, really unpredictable and fuckin'..." 02:09:28.840 --> 02:09:30.310 "uncontrollable..." 02:09:42.440 --> 02:09:43.620 [exhales] 02:09:46.190 --> 02:09:49.070 You can't -2 because of the spam filter... 02:09:49.520 --> 02:09:52.060 [bursts out laughing] 02:09:52.060 --> 02:09:56.600 That means it's happening so often... that you can't even type it! 02:09:56.710 --> 02:09:58.790 You're being, like, fenced! 02:09:59.200 --> 02:10:01.880 It's I—you—you're being, like, fenced in... 02:10:02.420 --> 02:10:03.870 You can't do it! 02:10:06.920 --> 02:10:09.250 No, that doesn't mean everybody do it! 02:10:10.680 --> 02:10:14.120 That's not fair! That—Do—Do— Delete that, that's not fair... 02:10:29.790 --> 02:10:31.820 "Can't carry any more..." Uh-oh... 02:10:33.890 --> 02:10:36.910 I'm gonna use something—What— What does slime do, can you eat the slime? 02:10:40.050 --> 02:10:40.810 No... 02:10:41.850 --> 02:10:42.780 Eat the bread. 02:10:52.510 --> 02:10:53.420 We're almost done! 02:10:53.490 --> 02:10:54.930 Almost at the uh... bottom... 02:10:55.040 --> 02:10:57.610 of this... Tutorial 2. 02:11:07.980 --> 02:11:11.940 "Comedy Meter's crashing—" Yeah, you guys are... deliberately crashing it! 02:11:13.120 --> 02:11:16.450 Everyone's deliberately—That's why it's—it's—it can't be used... 02:11:16.650 --> 02:11:18.090 as a real barometer... 02:11:18.990 --> 02:11:19.950 Just open it! 02:11:27.620 --> 02:11:32.620 You guys are the... You—You guys are the guys that go to the movie you've seen three times already and react... 02:11:33.110 --> 02:11:38.060 the whole time... and, like, talk shit about all the scenes that are about to pop up to your friends... 02:11:38.060 --> 02:11:39.850 E—Everybody around you can hear you... 02:11:39.850 --> 02:11:41.460 There's nothing h—There's nothing worth... 02:11:41.460 --> 02:11:44.410 You've already seen it, you don't have to do the -2 shit again... 02:11:50.470 --> 02:11:51.720 I need to get rid of stuff... 02:11:59.610 --> 02:12:02.050 The slimes are... The slimes aren't doing anything... 02:12:03.070 --> 02:12:05.650 I don't think I wanna do it anymore, I want slime to be gone... 02:12:06.890 --> 02:12:10.550 What do we got; Common Shield, Cape... The statues are dumb too... 02:12:13.000 --> 02:12:16.020 Oh! Oh, by—By the way, everybody... 02:12:16.350 --> 02:12:20.000 Did anybody see... on the front page of Reddit the other day... 02:12:20.000 --> 02:12:22.480 I can't e—You couldn't write this shit! 02:12:22.480 --> 02:12:27.110 They had the differences, between jelly, jello, and jam! 02:12:27.570 --> 02:12:31.360 It was fucking everywhere! And I was right! 02:12:31.510 --> 02:12:33.600 Everyone was talking about this... 02:12:35.120 --> 02:12:37.090 And then, I was right! 02:12:39.590 --> 02:12:45.230 Everybody talked so much shit about everything I was saying, and then it turns out, what do you know... 02:12:45.780 --> 02:12:49.360 the guy with the +10 Intelligence, you wonder which stat it was... 02:12:51.460 --> 02:12:53.760 Jelly is gelatin! 02:12:54.260 --> 02:12:56.380 I can't even fuckin' believe it... 02:12:56.760 --> 02:13:00.460 I owe—I got—I got... everyone was like, "Yea, that's actually not what it is!" 02:13:03.350 --> 02:13:04.370 Oo, I got a hat! 02:13:14.840 --> 02:13:16.980 I saw that, I was laughing my ass off... 02:13:17.640 --> 02:13:20.440 [chuckling] Just lying down, just like, "You gotta be kidding me..." 02:13:21.740 --> 02:13:23.260 "Why would that be there?" 02:13:26.190 --> 02:13:30.990 But I'm so glad, because I'm—I'm—I'm—I've been absolved, of all the things everyone's thought was so stupid... 02:13:30.990 --> 02:13:34.820 and there it is... the explanation for what all of them are! 02:13:48.340 --> 02:13:49.980 Uh-oh... Bomb! 02:13:55.100 --> 02:13:56.850 Dammit, I can't carry anymore... 02:13:57.810 --> 02:13:59.330 What do I—What do I get rid of? 02:14:01.400 --> 02:14:03.190 Pfff... 02:14:03.190 --> 02:14:05.850 The Unthinkable Statue, whatever it is, get rid of it. 02:14:10.000 --> 02:14:13.850 And only with $140, I can—I can— Bread can sell for more than that... 02:14:21.140 --> 02:14:23.020 [bursts out laughing] 02:14:23.020 --> 02:14:27.370 I'm—I'm not the original poster, I'm just—I... I agree with the post... 02:14:32.030 --> 02:14:33.350 What's this, a melon? 02:14:36.950 --> 02:14:38.480 This is crap... 02:14:40.000 --> 02:14:41.880 These shrooms are crap... 02:14:43.000 --> 02:14:45.710 This Walnut Bread is—is... crap... 02:14:47.420 --> 02:14:48.360 Just eat it. 02:14:50.940 --> 02:14:52.110 Orange... 02:15:05.720 --> 02:15:07.110 Give me all that... 02:15:09.400 --> 02:15:10.420 Oh, that's good? 02:15:11.010 --> 02:15:13.100 Uh... fifth floor is the end of this one... 02:15:14.770 --> 02:15:16.790 Although, I think I can go up, but whatever... 02:15:17.140 --> 02:15:18.100 Uh-oh... 02:15:18.420 --> 02:15:21.450 "The Crowned Slime, Lord of Slime..." 02:15:21.970 --> 02:15:23.100 This is a boss... 02:15:24.770 --> 02:15:25.680 Watch it! 02:15:27.110 --> 02:15:28.600 One damage... 02:15:28.720 --> 02:15:31.210 Can I even hurt this thing? This thing's gonna kill me! 02:15:32.720 --> 02:15:33.680 Uh-oh! 02:15:38.970 --> 02:15:40.210 22! 02:15:42.830 --> 02:15:45.180 Oh, shit! You—Okay, gotta break him up... 02:15:45.180 --> 02:15:46.080 I get it... 02:15:53.260 --> 02:15:54.200 Break him up... 02:16:01.780 --> 02:16:02.910 Oh, fuck! 02:16:05.140 --> 02:16:06.853 [holding out laugh] 02:16:06.860 --> 02:16:08.640 The first real challenge! 02:16:11.640 --> 02:16:13.950 Two, don't get greedy, only two swings... 02:16:17.140 --> 02:16:18.090 Jump again! 02:16:20.540 --> 02:16:21.710 I can do three... 02:16:24.110 --> 02:16:27.480 "He's gonna die to the easiest boss." Don't say that! 02:16:29.110 --> 02:16:30.890 Then it becomes reality... 02:16:33.250 --> 02:16:34.130 Got it! 02:16:34.820 --> 02:16:35.900 Nice... 02:16:37.890 --> 02:16:40.910 Ooo... and we made it—No, uh, chest? 02:16:43.610 --> 02:16:46.090 I'm not gonna die to Slimewheel... 02:16:49.090 --> 02:16:50.180 Nice, okay. 02:16:50.410 --> 02:16:52.720 No—I—I got a lot of stuff, so let's go down. 02:16:57.550 --> 02:17:00.310 Yea, I got a lot—This—Thi—Yea, 1,200... 02:17:01.470 --> 02:17:03.810 What else do I get... These Shark Fins are worth a lot... 02:17:04.220 --> 02:17:05.930 Powerful Antivenom... 02:17:07.480 --> 02:17:10.260 Slime Fluid, Slime Fluid, Fur Ball... 02:17:11.500 --> 02:17:14.510 Powerful Antivenom, Wool Hat, Insect Trap... 02:17:17.750 --> 02:17:19.090 These stuff kinda sucks... 02:17:21.950 --> 02:17:24.220 But... let's go to pub! 02:17:27.460 --> 02:17:28.280 "What is it?" 02:17:28.830 --> 02:17:30.870 "Say, Tear, is alcohol yummy?" 02:17:33.570 --> 02:17:36.200 "I've only tried it once before, myself." 02:17:36.650 --> 02:17:38.550 "Really, wow, you're so grown up!" 02:17:39.200 --> 02:17:41.370 "I hated it, it stank of barrels." 02:17:42.640 --> 02:17:45.980 "Typically, most alcoholic beverages are left to age in barrels." 02:17:45.980 --> 02:17:47.110 That's not true... 02:17:49.240 --> 02:17:53.490 "So the drink had a strong wooden smell, and it was not dissimilar to attempting to drink a tree—" 02:17:53.490 --> 02:17:54.470 That's not true... 02:18:02.560 --> 02:18:04.680 "Okay, that doesn't sound yummy at all..." 02:18:05.300 --> 02:18:08.780 "To be honest, the popularity of the substance baffles me, it always sells well," 02:18:08.780 --> 02:18:11.460 so stocking it is always a good way to make some money." 02:18:12.650 --> 02:18:13.380 "But..." 02:18:13.860 --> 02:18:15.040 "But, barrels!" 02:18:16.280 --> 02:18:17.270 "Barrels..." 02:18:18.510 --> 02:18:19.860 That was a pretty good joke... 02:18:26.300 --> 02:18:28.090 We can go to the market, we can go, uh... 02:18:28.090 --> 02:18:29.570 Let's go, mm... 02:18:29.990 --> 02:18:31.330 So how do I get alcohol? 02:18:33.160 --> 02:18:37.250 Let's head back here, 'cuz I wanna set up my shop again—Here we go, let's do Shark Fin... 02:18:41.500 --> 02:18:42.930 Where's my Shark Fins... 02:18:47.470 --> 02:18:49.260 Excuse me, get out of my way. 02:18:52.840 --> 02:18:54.660 I also wanna get rid of the, uh... 02:18:55.330 --> 02:18:58.960 Put the armband up there—No, no, that thing's—that thing's terrible... 02:19:02.110 --> 02:19:03.620 I need to sell these capes... 02:19:06.330 --> 02:19:08.100 I'm gonna keep the shield... 02:19:10.080 --> 02:19:12.310 "Take a shot for every drink you sell." 02:19:12.840 --> 02:19:15.010 It's not... It's not that kinda night... 02:19:16.720 --> 02:19:18.240 Alright, what else do I got... 02:19:18.920 --> 02:19:21.460 "More capes." No, let take—take a while, I don't... 02:19:21.990 --> 02:19:25.260 Those only have two, because they think—people would think we're oversupplied and be like, 02:19:25.260 --> 02:19:26.580 "Why are these not selling?" 02:19:30.150 --> 02:19:32.030 No, let's put the Antivenom out here too. 02:19:32.700 --> 02:19:34.390 Insect Trap, Antivenom... 02:19:36.680 --> 02:19:38.010 Chocolate Bar... 02:19:41.360 --> 02:19:43.240 700 bucks for an orange?! 02:19:45.780 --> 02:19:48.040 Alright, I get and this—and this shield, why not... 02:19:49.410 --> 02:19:51.960 "You're thinking too hard for an anime game." 02:19:53.440 --> 02:19:54.360 What? 02:19:57.500 --> 02:19:58.900 "This is for sale, right?" 02:19:59.920 --> 02:20:01.260 Yup, 600 bucks! 02:20:02.920 --> 02:20:03.860 Thank you. 02:20:05.630 --> 02:20:08.190 "You put the food next to insect repellent." 02:20:09.040 --> 02:20:12.190 [laughing] Yeah, but it's wrapped up! 02:20:13.340 --> 02:20:15.090 "I could use some food..." 02:20:15.870 --> 02:20:16.720 Really... 02:20:17.220 --> 02:20:20.400 Well... I got news for you... 02:20:21.470 --> 02:20:22.800 I got an orange here... 02:20:23.030 --> 02:20:23.900 Beef Bowl! 02:20:25.030 --> 02:20:26.690 "I've been trying to sell this for a while..." 02:20:27.520 --> 02:20:28.830 "Good choice..." 02:20:30.400 --> 02:20:31.870 3,000 bucks... 02:20:36.940 --> 02:20:41.640 This guy doesn't fuck around, so I'm gonna go 10—104... 02:20:43.620 --> 02:20:45.230 Just wow... 02:20:45.870 --> 02:20:49.040 That's... kinda ridiculous, that guy seriously... 02:20:52.830 --> 02:20:54.810 That was very, very reasonable... 02:20:56.790 --> 02:20:58.670 "This is for sale, right?" Yes, it is. 02:21:00.940 --> 02:21:02.460 "Could you take it down a little bit?" 02:21:05.320 --> 02:21:06.470 Thank you... 02:21:08.930 --> 02:21:10.830 "You're trying to mega-scam him..." 02:21:10.830 --> 02:21:12.000 Oo, here we go! 02:21:12.340 --> 02:21:13.960 "Can you sell me some food?" 02:21:14.220 --> 02:21:15.270 I can... 02:21:15.970 --> 02:21:20.370 Ah, it's only been touched by four or five different people at this point... 02:21:27.490 --> 02:21:31.570 Is you... I—Should I just sell it at value? Nobody can afford this... 02:21:32.780 --> 02:21:34.970 [laughing] 02:21:40.790 --> 02:21:42.020 "Lower it"? 02:21:44.160 --> 02:21:46.120 Undercharges this guy? 02:21:54.200 --> 02:21:56.900 Twenty... 2,400, come on... 02:22:12.450 --> 02:22:14.760 Hey, I got +900, that's fine... 02:22:17.150 --> 02:22:20.260 I'm gonna have to sell thing at cost, nobody wants it, it's too expensive... 02:22:21.020 --> 02:22:22.070 Nobody wants it! 02:22:24.770 --> 02:22:26.480 Nobody wants that stupid thing... 02:22:27.930 --> 02:22:28.890 "Got a weapon?" 02:22:30.710 --> 02:22:32.040 Nope, I don't... 02:22:37.740 --> 02:22:41.180 "I bought it for 1,000." Yeah, but I want to maximize my profit! 02:22:42.680 --> 02:22:44.680 "This'll do!" 550... 02:22:45.450 --> 02:22:46.980 750... 02:22:49.320 --> 02:22:50.250 650. 02:22:50.870 --> 02:22:51.740 "Good deal." 02:22:52.700 --> 02:22:54.730 Alright, I have enough money to pay my debt... 02:22:59.530 --> 02:23:04.190 "Excuse me, Miss, I just got stung by a scorpion outside, can you help me?" 02:23:05.020 --> 02:23:08.450 "My daughter-in-law asked me to pick this up." 2,000... 02:23:09.420 --> 02:23:10.370 Hmm... 02:23:11.890 --> 02:23:14.530 Should we just try to do it, for 150? 02:23:22.540 --> 02:23:23.370 Yes! 02:23:28.400 --> 02:23:30.350 "Just a hair—" I'm too scared! 02:23:30.670 --> 02:23:31.900 I need the money! 02:23:38.720 --> 02:23:40.330 Okay, how we doin'? 02:23:40.580 --> 02:23:43.310 How many days do I got? I got two days, I need a little bit more money... 02:23:46.220 --> 02:23:47.940 I need to sell this fuckin' beef... 02:23:51.840 --> 02:23:54.690 Somebody buy this... and no one's buying any capes either... 02:23:55.330 --> 02:23:57.360 "I need a weapon." Alright, let me go get a weapon... 02:23:58.060 --> 02:23:59.480 There's still a plenty of time... 02:24:00.430 --> 02:24:02.500 Uh... ma—the market, right? 02:24:05.980 --> 02:24:07.960 No, no, it's the Adventurer's Guild, right? 02:24:08.960 --> 02:24:10.320 Or the Merchant's Guild? 02:24:11.210 --> 02:24:12.100 There we go. 02:24:12.370 --> 02:24:14.600 Worn Sword... is all I—he only has... 02:24:14.600 --> 02:24:16.080 Daggers, I could get Dagger... 02:24:16.650 --> 02:24:20.050 Crafter's Knife, Staff—Magician's Staff? 02:24:22.590 --> 02:24:23.770 Maybe get a Longbow... 02:24:24.000 --> 02:24:26.200 Spears—Oo, Iron Spear. 02:24:29.230 --> 02:24:30.810 Yea, I'm gonna get an Iron Spear... 02:24:37.260 --> 02:24:38.190 And... 02:24:40.510 --> 02:24:41.400 Armor. 02:24:41.920 --> 02:24:43.820 Oo, Iron Armor. 02:24:52.680 --> 02:24:54.260 Alright, get this shit outta here... 02:24:54.920 --> 02:24:56.510 Get the spear in the window... 02:24:58.510 --> 02:25:00.130 Get the armor in the window... 02:25:01.680 --> 02:25:06.320 Keep the beef there, keep the shark fin there, move this armband, get this—Nobody wants this! 02:25:13.610 --> 02:25:17.140 Ah, so many of these dumb capes... What was I thinking—Alright, let's go. 02:25:23.780 --> 02:25:25.690 "Put the beef bowl on the floor." 02:25:26.280 --> 02:25:29.530 "The wife's been up in my shorts about getting a weapon." 02:25:30.310 --> 02:25:31.130 Really? 02:25:31.560 --> 02:25:32.340 Well... 02:25:33.870 --> 02:25:35.950 How about an Iron Spear? 02:25:37.070 --> 02:25:37.990 "Perfect!" 02:25:45.160 --> 02:25:46.690 "Don't have the money on you..." 02:25:48.250 --> 02:25:49.250 2,000. 02:25:51.090 --> 02:25:53.580 No, no no no, like, 1,999. 02:25:55.400 --> 02:25:57.190 Alright, there it is—What?! 02:25:57.190 --> 02:25:59.200 "No matter how you slice it, that's unreasonable." 02:26:03.370 --> 02:26:04.060 He back. 02:26:04.060 --> 02:26:07.270 "The wife's been up my shorts about getting some—Oh, by the way, I forgot..." 02:26:07.270 --> 02:26:08.560 [giggles] 02:26:08.560 --> 02:26:11.020 "I just told you to fuck off, and left the store, but—" 02:26:11.020 --> 02:26:14.910 "'Oh... shit! I have... I gotta buy food!'" 02:26:14.910 --> 02:26:17.810 "'Uh, this is the only store, and I really didn't feel like put in the GPS,'" 02:26:17.810 --> 02:26:22.490 "'like the nearest grocery store, like eight miles away...' Uh, you got any food...?" 02:26:36.160 --> 02:26:38.900 Oh my God, I have to sell this at a loss... 02:26:41.660 --> 02:26:43.090 Nobody wants this... 02:26:50.800 --> 02:26:53.840 Nobody has any money to buy that beef bowl... 02:26:54.170 --> 02:26:55.200 What's going on? 02:26:57.900 --> 02:26:59.120 "Do you have a book!" 02:27:01.410 --> 02:27:02.850 I don't have any books. 02:27:03.310 --> 02:27:04.827 Go to the library... 02:27:11.360 --> 02:27:12.230 Hey! 02:27:12.720 --> 02:27:15.130 "Hey, this item's for sale, right?" 02:27:15.250 --> 02:27:18.190 Oo, Defense... 33 to 36... 02:27:18.890 --> 02:27:20.490 It is for sale... 02:27:20.730 --> 02:27:23.500 and just for you, I'll make sure to give you a good price on it. 02:27:24.150 --> 02:27:25.800 And now you're gonna be wearing it. 02:27:32.410 --> 02:27:35.280 "Oh, ah, this'll do..." [laughs] 02:27:35.280 --> 02:27:37.010 What he gonna use that for... 02:27:37.010 --> 02:27:39.070 Grandpa always has a lot of money. 02:27:40.140 --> 02:27:45.220 "Oo, there we go, yea, I'm a loaded fuckin' millionaire, anyone, I just felt like ownin' this and..." 02:27:45.220 --> 02:27:48.540 "potentially throwing it out of my window and random stuff..." 02:27:48.820 --> 02:27:49.780 "Thank you!" 02:27:52.900 --> 02:27:54.530 Grandpa always has money... 02:27:56.850 --> 02:27:58.710 I was gonna say—"Oh, by the way..." 02:27:58.890 --> 02:28:02.710 "Uh, I need bread too, maybe that guy that came in here and talk shit about food?" 02:28:02.710 --> 02:28:05.090 "Well, that's alright, I'll buy what he was gonna get." 02:28:06.440 --> 02:28:09.430 "Hey, Grandpa... Thanks for being a good customer." 02:28:13.020 --> 02:28:16.120 You take care... You take care of the customers that take care of you... 02:28:23.410 --> 02:28:28.340 That's when they get you, they—they, they throw in the, the thing that's free, that is meaningless... 02:28:29.640 --> 02:28:33.510 You wanna buy the vacuum cleaner? The $4-500 vacuum cleaner? 02:28:33.510 --> 02:28:38.160 "Oh, but just wait, we'll throw in a new shower head rack, absolutely free!" 02:28:38.160 --> 02:28:39.650 That thing's fucking stupid. 02:28:40.260 --> 02:28:43.030 You—That's gonna just... be in a closet, you're not gonna use it. 02:28:46.750 --> 02:28:48.170 I just did that with the bread. 02:28:52.100 --> 02:28:55.850 Alright, what uh... it's—it's too late to do anything else, so... nothing really, that... 02:29:00.830 --> 02:29:02.580 No, I got—I got—I still got time... 02:29:05.420 --> 02:29:07.130 We'll do one more... Let's go. 02:29:14.070 --> 02:29:17.240 "Working hard, Recette—Oh, I'll take this... Common Shield." 02:29:19.960 --> 02:29:21.850 "Right, then, I'll call that a fair deal." 02:29:22.340 --> 02:29:23.160 Thanks. 02:29:24.190 --> 02:29:27.820 Wait, I don't—I—I—I wanna— I should have sold it to the other guy... 02:29:29.640 --> 02:29:30.710 "Got any weapons..." 02:29:30.890 --> 02:29:33.750 Nope... Sorry, I just lost my last weapon... 02:29:42.420 --> 02:29:43.760 "Good night." "Good night." 02:29:44.960 --> 02:29:46.760 $4,500 in profit... 02:29:47.460 --> 02:29:49.220 "Exceeded Expectations." 02:29:52.980 --> 02:29:54.430 Day 7... 02:29:56.380 --> 02:30:00.660 So... when do I have to pay—Tomorrow is the day I—I have to pay 10,000... 02:30:01.540 --> 02:30:03.020 I need to go get another weapon... 02:30:10.940 --> 02:30:12.690 Uh, how about a Magician's Staff? 02:30:14.420 --> 02:30:16.000 Laundry Pole? 02:30:16.520 --> 02:30:19.110 [laughing] 02:30:19.440 --> 02:30:23.510 That's... I don't... mean, at—at that point you just—just starts punching people... 02:30:26.430 --> 02:30:28.720 Shield... Maybe buy another Common Shield... 02:30:29.430 --> 02:30:30.720 Common Shield... 02:30:31.370 --> 02:30:32.300 and a... 02:30:32.730 --> 02:30:34.100 Crafter's Knife... 02:30:35.500 --> 02:30:36.780 and let's get... 02:30:37.460 --> 02:30:38.760 Magician's Staff. 02:30:45.300 --> 02:30:46.914 Anything else to talk about? No... 02:30:49.220 --> 02:30:52.670 "Get the cheap items"? No, you buy huge and you sell huge. 02:31:01.080 --> 02:31:02.180 Uh, I'm gonna put... 02:31:03.270 --> 02:31:05.670 I'm gonna put the Magician's Staff... out. 02:31:05.670 --> 02:31:10.190 I s—I need to get rid of of these beef—I was gonna sell those like a 50% base loss, I don't even care... 02:31:22.530 --> 02:31:23.610 "Ey, it's me!" 02:31:24.210 --> 02:31:27.280 "Mm! [smacks lips] Would you mind selling me this?" 02:31:33.180 --> 02:31:34.710 Just get rid of it, I don't want it. 02:31:34.810 --> 02:31:38.150 I spend $1,000 on it, I got a $500 profit, I don't care... 02:31:43.940 --> 02:31:45.380 "Ah, I was looking for this!" 02:31:48.500 --> 02:31:49.570 135... 02:31:50.620 --> 02:31:53.040 "A little bit less? I, I could..." 02:31:57.340 --> 02:31:58.520 Crafter's Knife... 02:32:00.640 --> 02:32:02.350 "Hi there, what can I get you?" 02:32:02.670 --> 02:32:07.980 Oo... Wooden Armband. "So this is the legendary—Recette, sell me this." 02:32:08.140 --> 02:32:09.490 Don't you already have one of these? 02:32:14.340 --> 02:32:15.760 You're—You already have one... 02:32:24.990 --> 02:32:26.640 Ah, fine, get the fuck outta here... 02:32:35.200 --> 02:32:36.620 Oo, Insect Trap. 02:32:38.100 --> 02:32:41.500 I've never sold an Insect Trap before, let's just do a reasonable 150... 02:32:48.720 --> 02:32:50.000 "Jerma, you suck." 02:32:50.110 --> 02:32:51.970 I just sold three items in a row. 02:32:52.650 --> 02:32:54.320 For more than I paid for them... 02:32:57.820 --> 02:32:58.800 What're you talking about? 02:32:59.020 --> 02:33:02.010 I did very good right there, that was very well done! 02:33:03.480 --> 02:33:05.700 1,400—14,000... 02:33:08.390 --> 02:33:11.700 Get one of these dumb capes—There's already a cape up here... 02:33:12.750 --> 02:33:14.190 Now how much does this stuff worth... 02:33:15.920 --> 02:33:18.910 Put the Antivenom up there, it sells, people be usually buy it... 02:33:19.490 --> 02:33:21.170 Put the shield in there too... 02:33:22.900 --> 02:33:24.180 Souvenir Charm... 02:33:25.330 --> 02:33:29.470 Put... Just put the capes fuckin' everywhere, I don't care anymore 'bout these capes... 02:33:32.260 --> 02:33:33.190 "We're open!" 02:33:36.050 --> 02:33:36.790 Oo! 02:33:37.090 --> 02:33:38.780 "I don't suppose you've piece of armor?" 02:33:39.610 --> 02:33:42.480 Oh, but I do, my friend... 02:33:45.320 --> 02:33:47.990 36 to 40, 15—So I... 02:33:49.120 --> 02:33:50.370 "That's a good one!" 02:33:50.490 --> 02:33:51.570 Yes it is... 02:33:52.620 --> 02:33:55.410 Alright, so, how much money do you have... 02:33:57.510 --> 02:33:59.090 How much do I buy this for? 02:34:01.100 --> 02:34:05.230 I bought this for... like 900 or say, 1,000? 02:34:09.750 --> 02:34:11.220 The—This—This guy's broke. 02:34:12.290 --> 02:34:14.110 Alright, I bought this for 900. 02:34:15.190 --> 02:34:16.440 or 1,200. 02:34:29.830 --> 02:34:31.460 Oh, goddammit! 02:34:32.700 --> 02:34:36.780 But, I—This is—I'm le—I'm— This is armor that I'm gonna be using! 02:34:48.250 --> 02:34:52.710 I make out there, it's fine, it's—I—I—I know I sold it at a loss, but I get to use the armor. 02:34:58.350 --> 02:35:01.990 Don't worry, I'll make it all back, my grandpa's fuckin' trillion-dollar estate. 02:35:01.990 --> 02:35:06.490 "Would you mind selling me this weird, fucked up item that I can just put on a shelf?" 02:35:06.800 --> 02:35:08.650 "In a bathroom somewhere?" 02:35:18.450 --> 02:35:19.340 Thank you! 02:35:23.880 --> 02:35:25.170 "Hey, I'm back again!" 02:35:25.560 --> 02:35:27.600 "I'm thinking about gettin' a shield or two!" 02:35:27.830 --> 02:35:30.970 "I'm taking off... throwing a spear out the window..." 02:35:31.440 --> 02:35:33.310 "Y'know, the one I just bought from you?" 02:35:33.480 --> 02:35:35.770 "And then goin' down my elevator..." 02:35:36.030 --> 02:35:39.810 "and running out the front door and block it with the shield!" 02:35:40.450 --> 02:35:44.000 "Well, I—I've live, like, 600-stories up, I think it's possible..." 02:35:44.110 --> 02:35:48.530 "And I'm gonna make a YouTube video on it... and do it slow motion." 02:35:50.080 --> 02:35:52.050 "That's sounds like a really cool video idea." 02:35:52.960 --> 02:35:54.860 "Nah, it is too expensive..." 02:35:56.730 --> 02:35:58.110 "Thaat's fine..." 02:36:05.260 --> 02:36:07.430 "Mm, this is a present for mommy." 02:36:10.520 --> 02:36:15.480 This girl is hard to sell to, let's just go with like, hm—how—I don't know, let's go with, like 103... 02:36:16.170 --> 02:36:17.820 Okay, alright, you okay... 02:36:21.620 --> 02:36:23.290 I'm—I'm still pretty good on money... 02:36:27.250 --> 02:36:29.370 Uh... I don't know—I can do the—One more... 02:36:29.960 --> 02:36:32.310 run on the store here—Fur Ball... 02:36:33.770 --> 02:36:34.980 Um... 02:36:35.780 --> 02:36:38.400 Kinda run out of items... I have so many... capes. 02:36:41.080 --> 02:36:44.890 I'm never selling those capes... I'm gonna hold those capes to zero... 02:36:55.200 --> 02:36:56.630 "Put the garbage out." 02:36:57.030 --> 02:36:58.050 Wait, hold on! 02:36:59.590 --> 02:37:01.680 How we—How we doin', like, politically here... 02:37:08.830 --> 02:37:10.850 [holding out laugh] 02:37:11.780 --> 02:37:15.720 Alright, keep that there, I—Let's put the capes— Look, okay, here's—here's the thing... 02:37:16.890 --> 02:37:18.600 You wanna know my strategy, right now? 02:37:18.770 --> 02:37:21.580 Here's the strategy, there's only capes in the store. 02:37:24.980 --> 02:37:25.810 So... 02:37:26.390 --> 02:37:29.240 You have to buy one if that's the only thing you have... 02:37:29.960 --> 02:37:30.800 Right? 02:37:43.460 --> 02:37:47.010 "Oo, I... was walking by and there's you had— The wife asked me to get some food." 02:37:52.050 --> 02:37:53.600 "Mm, perfect, bread!" 02:37:55.930 --> 02:37:57.060 "Seems about right." 02:38:00.410 --> 02:38:01.420 Any capes? 02:38:02.560 --> 02:38:03.840 Uh... 02:38:03.970 --> 02:38:05.830 "You don't have some food, do you?" 02:38:05.830 --> 02:38:07.320 You need more food... 02:38:08.010 --> 02:38:10.560 [laughing] 02:38:10.560 --> 02:38:12.250 Did you eat it before you left? 02:38:13.670 --> 02:38:17.380 "Oh, I screwed it up again! Oh, boy!" 02:38:18.320 --> 02:38:23.510 "I was supposed to bring that food back to— oh, the wife, and I ate it before I left the store!" 02:38:29.560 --> 02:38:31.060 Ah, we don't have any food... 02:38:38.610 --> 02:38:40.080 Alright, time to pay the debt. 02:38:41.160 --> 02:38:42.160 I have enough. 02:38:47.010 --> 02:38:50.400 [silently giggles] 02:38:50.400 --> 02:38:53.970 Should I just, like, tie the capes together and sell it as a parachute? 02:38:54.960 --> 02:38:55.980 I mean, look. 02:38:56.110 --> 02:38:59.960 If you wanna be a good entrepreneur and a good businessman... businesswomen... 02:39:00.780 --> 02:39:02.607 You... you adapt. 02:39:03.090 --> 02:39:06.040 Those are all $2,000 each... "Oh, capes are boring—" 02:39:06.040 --> 02:39:08.790 But, if you tie them together and you make a giant parachute... 02:39:09.130 --> 02:39:10.350 For 10,000... 02:39:10.700 --> 02:39:12.850 All the sudden it's really interesting. 02:39:15.680 --> 02:39:19.280 "Uh, incidentally, you are aware that today is the first day of collections." 02:39:20.470 --> 02:39:23.760 "Ey, what, as in 'pay up or we take your house'?" 02:39:25.910 --> 02:39:27.250 "Huh, let's see..." 02:39:27.250 --> 02:39:31.100 "I have a calendar that I can check when I'm on a break, don't I, or 'in the main menu' I bet—" 02:39:31.100 --> 02:39:33.250 Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, I knew it was today... 02:39:35.760 --> 02:39:38.400 "The amount is scheduled to increase every week!" 02:39:39.410 --> 02:39:40.300 What?! 02:39:44.140 --> 02:39:49.060 What... What kind of interest rate— I have an—a scaling interest rate? 02:39:52.660 --> 02:39:54.070 Ain't that illegal? 02:39:55.210 --> 02:39:59.670 I have a completely, always, never ending, scaling upwards interest rate... 02:40:03.930 --> 02:40:05.990 What the fuck is up with that—Alright... 02:40:06.680 --> 02:40:07.790 We got capes here... 02:40:12.760 --> 02:40:13.610 Got it! 02:40:13.830 --> 02:40:18.610 "Ah, it me! I heard that there... that there was potentially a parachute here, I..." 02:40:18.610 --> 02:40:20.440 "Is that possible to see them?" 02:40:21.700 --> 02:40:23.850 "Oo... Thank you!" 02:40:26.390 --> 02:40:30.450 "See, my twin brother came in here and told me, that there were parachutes available? 02:40:30.820 --> 02:40:32.100 "I want one too!" 02:40:32.390 --> 02:40:35.320 "'Cuz that fuckin' asshole—We're like the Twix Brothers!" 02:40:35.580 --> 02:40:38.720 "When he does something cool, I do it even cooler!" 02:40:38.880 --> 02:40:42.430 "He's gonna jump off his roof with this on, so I'm gonna do that too!" 02:40:51.150 --> 02:40:52.300 "That's a good deal!" 02:40:57.680 --> 02:41:00.260 Oh, I thought there will be—buying another cape... 02:41:01.210 --> 02:41:03.061 [laughing] 02:41:05.630 --> 02:41:08.090 Alright, I need to, uh... I don't have—My inventory sucks... 02:41:10.470 --> 02:41:11.520 I have... 02:41:11.890 --> 02:41:13.300 Uh... 02:41:21.030 --> 02:41:23.360 I get the Magician's Staff, let's get it up there... 02:41:23.840 --> 02:41:26.440 Alright, then I'm thinking of dump these stuffs, these stuffs sucks... 02:41:26.740 --> 02:41:30.520 I'm not gonna buy anymore capes, I just want—I need some—Look, it's debt day— 02:41:30.520 --> 02:41:35.510 "Ey, we're back, it's the Twi-ix! Hey-ey I tell ya, I've, like, a whole family of fuckin' old Twitch people?!" 02:41:36.330 --> 02:41:37.500 "I want one too!" 02:41:44.880 --> 02:41:45.650 "Thank you!" 02:41:48.340 --> 02:41:49.020 "Hey!" 02:41:49.710 --> 02:41:51.370 "So, my brother's came in here!' 02:41:52.040 --> 02:41:55.490 "Well, what they don't understand... is that I'm the fucking evil one!" 02:41:55.640 --> 02:41:58.800 "They're all buying capes... I'm gonna buy this staff!" 02:41:58.800 --> 02:42:01.660 "And right before they all jump off, I'm gonna DELETE," 02:42:01.660 --> 02:42:06.250 "with a magical spell, their capes off their backs so they just... hit the ground!" 02:42:06.250 --> 02:42:09.810 "And then I will own the whole—all fuckin' Twix family factory!" 02:42:21.930 --> 02:42:24.590 Beef Bowl... Oh, you wanted to sell this... 02:42:29.990 --> 02:42:32.480 My—How much do I—I don't want that! 02:42:32.810 --> 02:42:35.910 How do I not pay for this, I don't—It's—I don't want this... 02:42:38.240 --> 02:42:40.010 I don't want this, it doesn't sell... 02:42:43.880 --> 02:42:45.820 Here, I'll do it... I'll do it for 1,000. 02:42:47.000 --> 02:42:48.670 It—Yes, it's that cheap. 02:42:49.390 --> 02:42:51.650 Look, I'll throw in five cents. 02:42:53.630 --> 02:42:57.090 Did I just get fuckin' scammed? I—I think I did... [giggling] 02:42:57.090 --> 02:42:58.610 I think I just got scammed... 02:42:58.990 --> 02:43:00.400 I shouldn't have done that... 02:43:00.520 --> 02:43:03.550 [laughing] Fuck... 02:43:04.870 --> 02:43:06.810 I don't want the Beef Bowl... 02:43:12.410 --> 02:43:15.680 Alright, got another—Lemme— Lemme—Hold on, let's get it up there... 02:43:18.730 --> 02:43:19.820 Chestnuts... 02:43:20.330 --> 02:43:23.600 Get the Antivenom up there, I got lotta— I—I'm—I'm doing good on money... 02:43:27.840 --> 02:43:29.040 Mm... 02:43:30.360 --> 02:43:31.890 Put the shrooms up here... 02:43:32.230 --> 02:43:34.490 Can I upgrade my... uh, store? 02:43:46.390 --> 02:43:47.880 "Hey, it's me again." 02:43:49.330 --> 02:43:50.390 [laughing] 02:43:50.390 --> 02:43:54.430 What else do... What else do you want me to say as the fuckin' old guy? 02:43:54.430 --> 02:43:55.610 What else is there to do? 02:43:55.610 --> 02:43:59.090 "Hey, let me tell you, I need some bread for my twin Twix Brothers..." 02:44:05.950 --> 02:44:07.560 "Bald"? What do you mean? 02:44:08.970 --> 02:44:11.610 "If I want some food, what would be good?" 02:44:21.740 --> 02:44:26.700 I—Hear me out on this, guys. She— I sold—She—I bought it for 1,005... 02:44:27.050 --> 02:44:29.390 One th—Take profits when you can. 02:44:33.740 --> 02:44:35.900 I don't know what your goal here, she was, the child... 02:44:37.960 --> 02:44:40.400 "Mm! I was looking for one of these..." 02:44:42.890 --> 02:44:44.840 [laughing] 02:44:48.670 --> 02:44:50.240 That's so much... 02:44:50.600 --> 02:44:52.110 Oh... Oo! 02:44:53.020 --> 02:44:54.060 Okay... 02:44:55.760 --> 02:44:57.190 600 sounds good... 02:44:57.520 --> 02:44:58.610 Seems fair... 02:44:59.640 --> 02:45:01.240 $1,000 in profit... 02:45:01.940 --> 02:45:03.840 Just have to sell to the old man... 02:45:05.650 --> 02:45:07.940 You gotta sell to the old man that has... 02:45:08.540 --> 02:45:11.590 like, ten kilos of gold in his house... 02:45:13.950 --> 02:45:18.810 They just takes a razor and shaves the top everyday... and buys it every once... 02:45:23.610 --> 02:45:25.060 Alright, it's a time for bed... 02:45:30.510 --> 02:45:32.470 It's a +4 slime... 02:45:34.730 --> 02:45:36.300 I—I'm out of inventory... 02:45:37.570 --> 02:45:40.210 So, all we got is... you know, hold on... 02:45:42.770 --> 02:45:43.780 Let's go get a drink. 02:45:45.590 --> 02:45:46.450 "What is it?" 02:45:46.950 --> 02:45:49.190 "Why are adventurers in the pub so often?" 02:45:49.190 --> 02:45:51.050 "Do they all like alcohol that much?" 02:45:51.440 --> 02:45:54.220 "Well, adventurers certainly do enjoy their liquid pleasure." 02:45:54.590 --> 02:45:58.260 "But a pub like this also handles 'quests' for adventurers." Really... 02:45:59.340 --> 02:46:01.470 "Many of the people here are looking for work." 02:46:01.920 --> 02:46:04.490 "Isn't that kinda stuff handled by the Adventurer's Guild?" 02:46:04.890 --> 02:46:07.020 "The guild does also handle some quests, but remember," 02:46:07.020 --> 02:46:09.850 "you can only hire a guild adventurer officially if you possess..." 02:46:10.030 --> 02:46:13.900 "the guild card of that person. Assuming they have one at all." 02:46:14.600 --> 02:46:19.250 "Therefore, places like this tend to offer a different kind... of quest, more 'daily'..." 02:46:19.250 --> 02:46:21.490 "run-of-the-mill business, if you will." 02:46:21.660 --> 02:46:24.800 "Clients do not pay as much as guild-sponsored ones, but this..." 02:46:24.960 --> 02:46:28.110 "sort of place is also far friendlier to 'rookies.'" 02:46:28.580 --> 02:46:31.540 "However, if the request is too simple or moronic—" [chuckles] 02:46:31.920 --> 02:46:34.590 "It is likely that no one will even attempt to do it." 02:46:35.870 --> 02:46:39.550 "Look, the requests are posted up there on the wall. Let us have a look, shall we?" 02:46:40.360 --> 02:46:45.220 "Let's see... 'Please find my lost kitty.' 'Can I hire someone to stand in a ticket line for me...'" 02:46:45.370 --> 02:46:49.800 "'Please kill ten crows around the garbage dump. Green item offered.'" 02:46:50.180 --> 02:46:52.360 "'Can one of you... hot studs—'" 02:46:53.790 --> 02:46:55.570 "Wow, there is quite a variety..." 02:46:56.070 --> 02:46:59.250 "While it's true that they are often used as glorified handymen," 02:46:59.250 --> 02:47:03.720 "in a way this sort of thing is a sign of how much adventurers have blended into daily city—" 02:47:03.940 --> 02:47:05.250 "life in the city." 02:47:05.870 --> 02:47:06.860 "That's true." 02:47:08.680 --> 02:47:10.700 "Hey, actually, we should do this quest!" 02:47:10.780 --> 02:47:13.070 "I mean, I'd love to help someone find their kitty!" 02:47:13.900 --> 02:47:16.050 "Uh... no. I'm afraid we can not." 02:47:16.050 --> 02:47:17.530 "While anyone can post a request," 02:47:17.530 --> 02:47:22.620 "only those registered with the Adventurer's Guild can legally take on such requests." 02:47:23.210 --> 02:47:25.840 "So I'm afraid we can not do anything listed here." 02:47:26.420 --> 02:47:27.640 "That's a bummer..." 02:47:28.510 --> 02:47:31.240 So why do we keep coming here? Are they even, like, old enough to go in here? 02:47:34.820 --> 02:47:36.490 How do we keep getting in the front door? 02:47:41.340 --> 02:47:42.620 Are they— [mimicking door bell] 02:47:42.620 --> 02:47:44.200 "Oh, I heard the door open, who is it?" 02:47:44.340 --> 02:47:46.080 "Oh, it's two children." 02:47:46.650 --> 02:47:48.300 "Two children." 02:47:49.380 --> 02:47:51.520 "Well, whatever, I'm just gonna go back to cleaning my glass." 02:47:58.910 --> 02:48:01.590 "Save." I'll save—Oo, $10,000 in profit... 02:48:08.330 --> 02:48:10.090 "No, my money, MY MONEY!" 02:48:11.250 --> 02:48:12.660 "Where's my money going?" 02:48:14.600 --> 02:48:17.010 $10,000 in debt has been repaid... 02:48:17.010 --> 02:48:19.470 "So, this is the payment for the week, let me see..." 02:48:20.240 --> 02:48:21.590 "Congratulations, well done." 02:48:21.600 --> 02:48:26.270 "30% of your money is now... gone." 02:48:27.890 --> 02:48:28.810 No... 02:48:29.960 --> 02:48:30.940 No... 02:48:32.370 --> 02:48:33.380 "I did it." 02:48:35.840 --> 02:48:41.440 "I did it, I did—I did it, I worked really hard for you to delete 35% of my money!" 02:48:41.440 --> 02:48:42.740 "I DO—I DID IT!" 02:48:47.780 --> 02:48:49.360 "Mm-hm, so this is it!" 02:48:54.930 --> 02:48:59.650 "That insolent little plebeian's shop which is the focus of so much rumor!" 02:49:01.110 --> 02:49:05.250 "My, my, my, it's so common, so dirty! So dull." 02:49:05.250 --> 02:49:09.050 "How DOES that little prole get people to come in, I wonder?" 02:49:09.400 --> 02:49:11.520 "Hmph. Well, no matter." 02:49:12.000 --> 02:49:14.750 "This is the perfect opportunity to show that little shrew," 02:49:14.750 --> 02:49:18.170 "and this whole city what a truly elegant shop is like!" 02:49:18.170 --> 02:49:19.650 [in-game voices] "Ohohoho~!" 02:49:19.780 --> 02:49:23.490 "Oooh! Hohoho, we all get fairies!" 02:49:24.230 --> 02:49:28.620 "Uh, y'know, you... don't own that store yet, right? It belongs to your parents." 02:49:29.410 --> 02:49:35.230 "Silence, you insolent fairy! It'll be mine eventually. That's practically the same thing!" 02:49:36.680 --> 02:49:38.970 [another attempt at an ojou laugh] "Ohohohohoh!" 02:49:39.090 --> 02:49:41.640 "Oh little shop... 'Recettear'..." 02:49:41.700 --> 02:49:43.520 "Your days are numbered, let's see it!" 02:49:48.290 --> 02:49:50.050 I'm—I gonna—I'm gonna go pee... 02:49:52.070 --> 02:49:55.430 Wait, "And I told you to address me as 'Young Mistress'!" 02:49:58.150 --> 02:50:00.010 Day... 9... 02:50:00.240 --> 02:50:02.870 Alright—Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, wait, what is that? 02:50:02.970 --> 02:50:04.480 Something's alive in there... 02:50:07.290 --> 02:50:08.470 "Ah, Colonel..." 02:50:09.620 --> 02:50:10.850 [Metal Gear Solid alert sound] 02:50:13.760 --> 02:50:16.540 "My genius astounds even me, sometimes." 02:50:16.910 --> 02:50:20.410 "The best way to learn about your foe is direct infiltration, after all!" 02:50:20.410 --> 02:50:21.990 That's an Amazon box! 02:50:23.310 --> 02:50:27.020 "And with strategic espionage ability such as this, I can't fail!" 02:50:27.470 --> 02:50:29.020 "Who's that in that box?!" 02:50:29.380 --> 02:50:30.620 "Um... who is that?" 02:50:31.460 --> 02:50:35.400 "Hmph, the interior decoration is as seedy and plebeian as the outside... 02:50:35.400 --> 02:50:37.870 "which means their selection of items must be astounding!" 02:50:38.000 --> 02:50:41.480 "What could it be, what sort of thing could that filthy little prole sell?" 02:50:41.620 --> 02:50:44.170 "Perhaps some kind of... black and white animal, 02:50:44.170 --> 02:50:46.980 "The ownership of which violates international treaties?" 02:50:47.080 --> 02:50:47.930 A zebra? 02:50:47.930 --> 02:50:51.810 "Perhaps the most delicious apples this side of... Mer d'Blanc?" 02:50:52.080 --> 02:50:55.340 "Perhaps one of those books father says I'm too young to read?" 02:50:58.960 --> 02:51:01.480 "Uuuummmm..." 02:51:03.180 --> 02:51:06.480 "Oh, be quiet, whoever you are!" [alert sound] "I've been found out!" 02:51:08.700 --> 02:51:10.580 "Could you come out that box!" 02:51:11.230 --> 02:51:12.740 "Kinda looks weird." 02:51:14.200 --> 02:51:15.870 [alert ping] "Huh, what?!" 02:51:16.590 --> 02:51:17.310 "I..." 02:51:17.850 --> 02:51:19.140 "Well then, uh..." 02:51:24.270 --> 02:51:27.700 Ooh... o, o, o, o, o— [chuckles] 02:51:27.700 --> 02:51:30.110 "In all honesty, I shouldn't be surprised by this." 02:51:30.320 --> 02:51:32.870 "I should have expected a foe as canny..." 02:51:32.870 --> 02:51:36.730 "as you to break through my otherwise impenetrable stealth techniques!" 02:51:38.020 --> 02:51:38.860 "Okay." 02:51:40.200 --> 02:51:43.510 "This confirms it. You are indeed worthy of being my rival." 02:51:45.380 --> 02:51:47.880 "Heeuwha. Rival." 02:51:48.210 --> 02:51:50.720 Oh sorry, sorry. Let me redo that again. 02:51:51.100 --> 02:51:52.150 "Hwaa?!" 02:51:53.800 --> 02:51:55.960 "Oh, I have failed to introduce myself, of course." 02:51:55.960 --> 02:52:00.020 "I am the owner of the... monolithic item store chain, 'Big Bash.'" 02:52:01.000 --> 02:52:09.090 "Tim Allen"? [bursts out laughing and giggling] 02:52:09.090 --> 02:52:10.380 "Heeaa?!" 02:52:10.600 --> 02:52:14.140 "Well, to be specific, I am the owner's only child and inheritor." 02:52:14.770 --> 02:52:18.220 "A—Alouette is my name, remember it." I won't. 02:52:18.630 --> 02:52:23.410 "Everyone around you—around me calls me 'Young Mistress Alouette.'" 02:52:24.080 --> 02:52:29.940 "But you, oh my rival, shall have the privilege... of calling me 'Lady Alouette.'" 02:52:31.060 --> 02:52:32.490 "Tim Alouette"? 02:52:32.490 --> 02:52:34.260 "Uh, 'Big Bash'?" 02:52:36.360 --> 02:52:41.180 "It is a massive store chain with a capital stock value of fifteen billion pix," 02:52:41.180 --> 02:52:44.470 "and a yearly gross profit of five hundred billion." 02:52:45.400 --> 02:52:46.410 Ooh, that's a lot— 02:52:46.410 --> 02:52:49.470 "I heard the commotion and came to see what was happening, but..." 02:52:49.470 --> 02:52:51.650 "why are the two of you discussing Big Bash?" 02:52:52.530 --> 02:52:53.950 "I'm, uh, not really sure." 02:52:55.070 --> 02:52:57.100 "Interesting, you also have a fairy!" 02:52:57.660 --> 02:52:58.450 "Huh?" 02:52:59.310 --> 02:53:00.130 "Prime!" 02:53:00.920 --> 02:53:02.200 "Alouette Prime!" 02:53:02.590 --> 02:53:05.870 "It's how we get our boxes really fe—" It's an Amazon thing... 02:53:07.920 --> 02:53:09.750 "Shyeah, yeah, what's up?" 02:53:12.250 --> 02:53:15.860 "Oh, oh, 'mistress,' I see your attempt at infiltration failed." 02:53:16.530 --> 02:53:19.820 "W—What're you talking about, their superior detection abilities simply caught me off guard..." 02:53:19.820 --> 02:53:21.750 "and overwhelmed my cardboard, that's all." 02:53:23.080 --> 02:53:25.050 "That's... a fairy!" 02:53:26.990 --> 02:53:30.720 "Dang, this one sure is sharp, you got a problem with that, kid?" 02:53:31.330 --> 02:53:34.450 "I mean, you hang out with one, too, so what's the big deal?" 02:53:36.080 --> 02:53:41.470 "Call me Prime. You could say I'm... Alouer, the mistress'... guardian." 02:53:42.450 --> 02:53:44.730 "Uh, well, I'm Recette and this is Tear." 02:53:44.820 --> 02:53:46.150 "It's nice to meet you." 02:53:46.820 --> 02:53:47.620 "Mm!" 02:53:48.070 --> 02:53:53.760 "Yeah, real pleasure to meet you too, bookworm!" [mocking laugh] 02:53:55.060 --> 02:53:57.150 "Dorky! Nerd, dork!" 02:53:57.320 --> 02:53:59.390 "Er, are you by chance referring to me?" 02:54:01.050 --> 02:54:03.570 "Pss, like there's anyone else here I'd call that?" 02:54:04.550 --> 02:54:06.420 "Well, the pleasure all mine, then." 02:54:07.550 --> 02:54:11.780 "Alright, mistress, we've introduced ourselves, so how about we head on home?" 02:54:12.220 --> 02:54:13.540 "What do you talking about?" 02:54:14.360 --> 02:54:17.960 "I haven't finished introducing half of the fantabulastic," 02:54:17.970 --> 02:54:21.870 "amazing incredibleness that is Alouette, inheritor of Big Bash." 02:54:23.920 --> 02:54:28.700 "Ssh, if we stick around for that, we'll be here all week, come on now, we're going home!" 02:54:31.880 --> 02:54:34.660 "Recette! Listen, and listen well." 02:54:34.900 --> 02:54:38.460 "Enjoy your happy, carefree days as long as you can..." 02:54:38.460 --> 02:54:40.630 "For when I am through with you..." 02:54:41.810 --> 02:54:43.990 "Yea, yea yea yea yea, see you guys around." 02:54:46.050 --> 02:54:47.630 She's doing these little, like, "Oh~!" 02:54:48.620 --> 02:54:49.550 See? 02:54:50.790 --> 02:54:51.530 "Oh!" 02:54:53.820 --> 02:54:54.720 "Oah!" 02:54:56.620 --> 02:54:57.620 "Oah!" 02:54:58.090 --> 02:54:59.720 "What do you think that was all about?" 02:54:59.720 --> 02:55:00.930 She's still here! 02:55:01.370 --> 02:55:04.540 "That was not dissimilar to meeting a hurricane in human form." 02:55:07.620 --> 02:55:09.050 Oh, now she's gone. 02:55:09.950 --> 02:55:12.330 Alright, time to—time to save and time to pee. 02:55:18.050 --> 02:55:19.040 I'll be right back. 02:55:19.690 --> 02:55:21.330 Enjoy... the music. 02:58:36.730 --> 02:58:37.500 Hello. 02:58:40.650 --> 02:58:41.780 How are you doing? 02:58:44.160 --> 02:58:48.310 So, we got... Next, we get... $30,000... 02:58:49.150 --> 02:58:50.520 As you can see here... 02:58:54.170 --> 02:58:56.210 Well, in... more than a week. 02:58:56.970 --> 02:58:58.460 "How was the pee?" The pee was good. 02:59:01.490 --> 02:59:03.110 I just grabbed a little soda. 02:59:04.460 --> 02:59:06.400 Alright, I need to do it—some more adventuring... 02:59:06.860 --> 02:59:08.840 I gotta get this guy a better sword, though... 02:59:12.710 --> 02:59:14.320 Yeah, this inventory's terrible. 02:59:17.940 --> 02:59:19.520 Lemme go back here... 02:59:21.480 --> 02:59:23.660 Where's her... uh, store gonna be? 02:59:27.180 --> 02:59:29.910 Buy... Gimme, like—Steel Sword... 02:59:32.080 --> 02:59:35.000 This thing is... He uses—I'm getting it. 02:59:38.100 --> 02:59:39.450 Pretty Wand... 02:59:41.540 --> 02:59:43.290 Bows, Composite Bow... 02:59:43.290 --> 02:59:44.750 Practice Lance... 02:59:47.450 --> 02:59:50.790 I think I'm just gonna buy a bunch of equipment, and let him have it... 02:59:51.060 --> 02:59:52.590 for very, very cheap. 02:59:52.850 --> 02:59:54.160 He has the armor... 02:59:56.170 --> 02:59:57.500 He's got Iron Armor... 02:59:57.640 --> 03:00:01.700 He's got Iron Armband and Wooden Armband— He doesn't have a shield, though—Big Shield... 03:00:05.330 --> 03:00:06.580 He has the hat... 03:00:07.110 --> 03:00:10.710 Maybe he could use a h—helm—Alright, let me... I—I don't wanna spend that much money. 03:00:11.120 --> 03:00:12.850 I'm gonna buy another Longsword... 03:00:13.800 --> 03:00:15.340 Uh, I'm gonna buy... 03:00:15.340 --> 03:00:16.760 I has still other staff... 03:00:19.640 --> 03:00:21.870 "You're going into the red"? No, I'll be fine... 03:00:25.330 --> 03:00:27.240 W—Oh, it's the girl, the little girl... 03:00:27.240 --> 03:00:30.080 "Wwaaa—" Is that a laugh or is that a cry? 03:00:31.090 --> 03:00:32.220 "Hey, what's wrong?" 03:00:33.070 --> 03:00:36.540 "Mm—my, my, my dolly... [snorts]" 03:00:36.750 --> 03:00:38.870 "Oh, the shoulder's been ripped." 03:00:39.590 --> 03:00:41.130 "This is my favorite..." 03:00:42.640 --> 03:00:44.920 "Hey, wait, can you give that to me for a second?" 03:00:45.710 --> 03:00:46.690 "Okay..." 03:00:46.880 --> 03:00:50.590 "Uh, let me see, I have a little thread and a needle in my apron pocket here..." 03:00:50.890 --> 03:00:53.570 "And loop, loop, uh, don't poke myself..." 03:00:54.970 --> 03:00:58.010 "Hey... and done! How does that look?" 03:00:58.660 --> 03:01:02.350 "You, you fixed her, yay! Thank you so much, lady." 03:01:02.350 --> 03:01:03.200 "You're welcome." 03:01:03.200 --> 03:01:08.100 "Uh, that'll be $60 for materials, and $20 for labor, and if you don't pay it," 03:01:08.100 --> 03:01:10.410 "then I'm coming after you, and your whole family." 03:01:11.620 --> 03:01:12.520 "Okay then." 03:01:15.700 --> 03:01:16.710 "See you in the court..." 03:01:18.500 --> 03:01:22.350 "You're good at sign-crafting, but you're fairly deft hands at needlework, too." 03:01:23.670 --> 03:01:26.620 "How about you, Tear? I bet you sew a lot of stuff." 03:01:27.240 --> 03:01:30.930 "Er... no... There's no time for dawdling..." 03:01:31.500 --> 03:01:34.410 "Where to next?" We're gonna get, like, some weird exposition here... 03:01:34.860 --> 03:01:37.880 There's gonna be an entire... hu—Where the chat go? 03:01:41.440 --> 03:01:42.510 Where's the chat? 03:01:43.070 --> 03:01:45.340 Did I accidentally close the chat in window? 03:01:45.680 --> 03:01:46.880 I think I did... 03:01:47.470 --> 03:01:48.730 Oh, I'm stupid... 03:01:49.140 --> 03:01:50.600 There you guys are, hi! 03:01:51.830 --> 03:01:52.780 I got you back! 03:01:53.940 --> 03:01:56.970 "Ah, I guess fairies aren't very good at using big needles, huh?" 03:01:58.370 --> 03:01:59.630 Um... 03:02:00.700 --> 03:02:02.340 I don't think so, I guess not... 03:02:02.680 --> 03:02:04.990 Alright, let's go... put these inventory up... 03:02:06.100 --> 03:02:10.530 Keep the cloak... let's get the Steel Sword—No no no no no, Longsword. 03:02:16.140 --> 03:02:17.120 And... 03:02:17.390 --> 03:02:22.660 That... Where's the, uh... Oh no, I already— I sold the Magician's um... catalyst device... 03:02:24.630 --> 03:02:25.790 I need more stuff. 03:02:28.480 --> 03:02:29.610 I need more stuff. 03:02:30.470 --> 03:02:34.300 Uh, let's go with... Tre—Treeseed Necklace? 03:02:34.690 --> 03:02:35.770 I'll take two of 'em. 03:02:38.100 --> 03:02:39.460 Adventurer's Cape? 03:02:40.040 --> 03:02:42.370 That's an even better—That's an even cooler cape. 03:02:50.510 --> 03:02:51.340 Oo! 03:02:51.730 --> 03:02:56.560 "This ring's power enhances the wearer's willpower, allowing him to shrug off physical blows." 03:02:58.160 --> 03:03:00.930 "Thankful S—" Wait, Unthankful Statue... 03:03:01.510 --> 03:03:05.320 Un... and a Thankful Statue, Unthankful—What? 03:03:11.030 --> 03:03:12.730 Somebody wanted a book, too, right? 03:03:16.470 --> 03:03:17.880 Alright, Watermelons... 03:03:19.940 --> 03:03:21.940 And let's get, uh, a few Cherries... 03:03:23.600 --> 03:03:24.440 Okay. 03:03:24.820 --> 03:03:26.420 I got great inventory now. 03:03:27.810 --> 03:03:28.840 By the way... 03:03:31.730 --> 03:03:33.830 I don't even want this shit anymore... 03:03:36.010 --> 03:03:38.310 I don't want it on the st— I don't want it on the shelf. 03:03:52.700 --> 03:03:54.750 Now I got good inventory, let me... 03:03:55.030 --> 03:03:56.550 Let me get rid of these other crap... 03:03:59.560 --> 03:04:00.870 Out. Of the way. 03:04:06.010 --> 03:04:09.110 "I need to do a dungeon run"? I will, I will, I will, I—I—There's so much—Just hold on. 03:04:10.080 --> 03:04:12.870 Alright, we got... Let's get— What do we want on the window? 03:04:13.230 --> 03:04:15.230 Let's get the Necklace in the window... 03:04:16.030 --> 03:04:20.190 Let's get the Adventurer's Cape in the window—5,200 fuckin' bucks... 03:04:20.890 --> 03:04:22.410 Thankful Statue... 03:04:23.230 --> 03:04:24.510 Back Scratcher... 03:04:27.090 --> 03:04:28.200 Couple of books... 03:04:28.420 --> 03:04:29.650 No, I want the books over here. 03:04:30.270 --> 03:04:32.520 No, uh, the books, get these over here, I want the food on the left. 03:04:35.750 --> 03:04:37.070 Okay, then... 03:04:38.250 --> 03:04:39.430 Insect Trap... 03:04:39.850 --> 03:04:40.960 Food... 03:04:42.040 --> 03:04:45.350 Get the Watermelon... and the Cherries... 03:04:49.000 --> 03:04:50.260 I think that's pretty good. 03:04:50.260 --> 03:04:52.550 Although maybe I want the Thankful Statue up here... 03:04:57.240 --> 03:04:59.450 I think it's fine... Let's go, let's make some money. 03:05:04.740 --> 03:05:06.390 "I've been looking for one of these... cherry!" 03:05:07.890 --> 03:05:09.020 Uh, 1,100. 03:05:10.940 --> 03:05:11.720 Profit. 03:05:15.810 --> 03:05:16.560 "Welcome!" 03:05:17.610 --> 03:05:19.000 Longsword... 03:05:20.400 --> 03:05:21.750 Those don't come cheap. 03:05:23.680 --> 03:05:25.250 "Pretty good deal." Thank you. 03:05:28.150 --> 03:05:29.350 Those are hard to get. 03:05:30.350 --> 03:05:31.260 Oo! 03:05:31.880 --> 03:05:34.110 "Piece of armor..." You already have armor... 03:05:36.050 --> 03:05:38.130 He's wearing Iron Armor right now. 03:05:39.360 --> 03:05:40.540 No. Go home. 03:05:44.770 --> 03:05:46.540 Ca—Wait, cape is armor? 03:05:47.350 --> 03:05:48.390 No, no, that's not... 03:05:48.910 --> 03:05:50.060 Cape's not armor... 03:05:55.190 --> 03:06:00.780 Isn't armor is... I—Iron Armor... Leather Armor... I mean in.. in compl— 03:06:00.780 --> 03:06:05.930 Yes, in literal terms, you'd be correct, but not in the literal sense of this game... 03:06:09.190 --> 03:06:11.040 You want the Necklace, 1,000 bucks. 03:06:11.300 --> 03:06:15.260 Should I just go, absolutely fuckin' crazy and just see if I can get 2,000? 03:06:23.550 --> 03:06:24.350 See? 03:06:24.880 --> 03:06:29.610 I started... ridiculous and brought it down to an even.. more ridiculous than it... 03:06:29.610 --> 03:06:31.300 'cuz that was the first time, it was fake. 03:06:34.730 --> 03:06:36.230 "He got your bluff called." 03:06:38.240 --> 03:06:42.710 "When she died, my grandmother told me to sell this off if I ever got into trouble." 03:06:45.180 --> 03:06:46.720 Okay, so... 03:06:47.150 --> 03:06:48.010 Uh... 03:06:48.430 --> 03:06:49.800 I'll give it even 900. 03:06:51.800 --> 03:06:54.350 [chuckles] Your grandmother left you a candy apple... 03:06:55.070 --> 03:06:56.200 That's not... 03:06:56.700 --> 03:06:58.120 It's not a great inheritance... 03:07:01.470 --> 03:07:04.150 "My husband had THIS hidden in his den!" 03:07:07.340 --> 03:07:09.760 I'll give you—I'll give you 500 bucks for it... 03:07:11.260 --> 03:07:14.740 Six... 650 is all I'm willing to—to part with here... 03:07:15.480 --> 03:07:18.040 No, it's not worth talking to you either, I can't sell those... 03:07:23.680 --> 03:07:26.060 "Would you sell this to me?" Finally, the cape! 03:07:27.950 --> 03:07:29.680 All of the capes are gone! 03:07:30.210 --> 03:07:31.070 I did it! 03:07:31.460 --> 03:07:32.510 I made... 03:07:33.370 --> 03:07:37.550 like, 100% of my money back with all those capes, and everybody told me I was dumb... 03:07:37.680 --> 03:07:39.060 Y'gotta do a long con! 03:07:43.310 --> 03:07:44.760 Okay, what else do I have any more? 03:07:46.750 --> 03:07:48.230 Get the Candy Apple up there... 03:07:49.960 --> 03:07:52.980 I—I want to s—Steel Sword... 03:07:57.800 --> 03:08:01.870 I really, really, really want to give that St—I wanted him to buy it... 03:08:04.520 --> 03:08:07.400 "Have fun on the $30,000 payment." Yea, it's like, next week! 03:08:07.930 --> 03:08:09.100 I got plenty of time... 03:08:11.610 --> 03:08:13.710 Ah, you have the Unthankful Statue... 03:08:16.420 --> 03:08:17.410 135. 03:08:24.080 --> 03:08:25.060 Candy Apple. 03:08:26.620 --> 03:08:28.040 "You know what, I thought about it..." 03:08:28.480 --> 03:08:30.090 "like, I really wanted it back..." 03:08:35.890 --> 03:08:37.070 In the green... 03:08:37.070 --> 03:08:39.680 I'm probably gonna be in the green for today... Alright, here we go! 03:08:40.810 --> 03:08:42.950 "I really don't want to sell this, but..." 03:08:45.020 --> 03:08:46.360 I don't wanna buy this... 03:08:46.360 --> 03:08:49.090 [giggling] Oh, we both can agree on that... 03:08:56.090 --> 03:08:57.990 That's pretty good... deal. 03:09:00.740 --> 03:09:02.200 50% off... 03:09:03.920 --> 03:09:05.140 Another Necklace? 03:09:07.560 --> 03:09:10.180 One... forty—forty—"Ah, that's a bit expensive." 03:09:10.180 --> 03:09:12.750 Yea... you're right... 125. 03:09:12.750 --> 03:09:14.340 Eh, ah, 1,250. 03:09:20.440 --> 03:09:21.410 Anybody else? 03:09:23.600 --> 03:09:24.740 Cherries... 03:09:25.420 --> 03:09:26.250 1,200. 03:09:27.810 --> 03:09:29.120 "Just a little bit less." 03:09:33.640 --> 03:09:35.010 1,179. 03:09:38.380 --> 03:09:39.320 Whatever... 03:09:41.990 --> 03:09:45.310 [holds out laugh] Che—Chew—Why—Why do you guys saying "Chewwie"? 03:09:46.610 --> 03:09:48.990 Minus sixty—It's alright, I—But I have a... 03:09:50.540 --> 03:09:54.360 That, I spend, like... 16-17,000... 03:09:59.330 --> 03:10:02.970 "News: The price of Candy... has increased." 03:10:03.980 --> 03:10:05.480 The price of Candy? 03:10:05.910 --> 03:10:07.160 Do I have Candy? 03:10:10.060 --> 03:10:13.790 "Ah, that was a newsflash. Important events are reported on for everyone in the city." 03:10:13.790 --> 03:10:15.790 It's—It's the Twix Brothers! 03:10:18.020 --> 03:10:20.470 [chuckles] "Their stunt was a success!" 03:10:24.250 --> 03:10:27.380 Alright, uh... "That one was 'sudden jump in candy prices.'" 03:10:27.780 --> 03:10:30.430 "If you're buying or selling candy, pay close attention." 03:10:33.210 --> 03:10:39.180 "Sudden scarcity has driven the price of candy up. In general, that means that prices will roughly doubled." 03:10:39.710 --> 03:10:42.900 Because, like, a... ha—All the Twix guys did a stunt... 03:10:43.700 --> 03:10:46.430 Yea, and the guy with the magic wand, I'm telling you! 03:10:49.160 --> 03:10:50.880 He deleted all their capes! 03:10:53.920 --> 03:10:57.560 [laughing] 03:10:57.560 --> 03:10:59.070 "Finally, my plan!" 03:10:59.910 --> 03:11:03.080 "Candy that sold for 300 may now sell for 600." 03:11:04.420 --> 03:11:05.900 Oh... 03:11:07.060 --> 03:11:09.530 "I'll buy all the candy in the city and keep it for myself!" 03:11:09.810 --> 03:11:13.170 "Maybe I'll share... or sell a little, but it is candy..." 03:11:14.430 --> 03:11:17.030 "Ahem. No, prices will stabilize after some time." 03:11:17.860 --> 03:11:19.430 "Nobody can say for how long." 03:11:20.120 --> 03:11:22.960 "For once, however, you have hit upon a good point. 03:11:22.960 --> 03:11:27.900 "While it can be hard to predict price fluctuations, if you keep a fairly wide variety of stock handy," 03:11:27.990 --> 03:11:30.870 "it's possible to take advantage of a situation like this..." 03:11:31.200 --> 03:11:32.350 "and make money." 03:11:33.250 --> 03:11:37.760 "You can also try to take the advantage of the situation after news comes in, of course..." 03:11:37.980 --> 03:11:40.430 "but it's harder to really make a profit that way." 03:11:41.100 --> 03:11:42.970 "It's complicated, I'm hungry..." 03:11:44.920 --> 03:11:47.390 It's really not that hard of a concept to understand... 03:11:51.230 --> 03:11:52.370 "Ah, the news again!" 03:11:52.760 --> 03:11:54.930 "Watch carefully, this information could be vital." 03:11:56.930 --> 03:12:03.290 "Louie the swordsman... bounced check at local cafe. Now on the lam." 03:12:07.610 --> 03:12:09.130 Louie don't have any money... 03:12:12.340 --> 03:12:21.820 It's vital news... [giggling] 03:12:22.410 --> 03:12:25.940 Imagine if... you turn on the news, and they just talked about how... 03:12:26.250 --> 03:12:29.920 some random person couldn't pay... for something? 03:12:32.020 --> 03:12:35.080 I'll tell you though, if that's your news... 03:12:36.060 --> 03:12:39.170 things are probably going pretty well, wherever you are... 03:12:44.350 --> 03:12:45.880 "Free Louie." 03:12:47.030 --> 03:12:48.870 Hold on, wait, wait, wait, come here, talk to me. 03:12:51.020 --> 03:12:52.450 Store Atmosphere. 03:12:52.950 --> 03:12:58.290 Uh-oh. We're getting—We're getting a little bit more further to the... to the left side here... 03:13:00.500 --> 03:13:01.660 Merchant Level. 03:13:02.120 --> 03:13:04.800 Uh, I can get more item—More items on Level 4... 03:13:05.390 --> 03:13:07.940 Uh, Level 5 is... what was it? 03:13:08.960 --> 03:13:09.770 C'mere! 03:13:11.400 --> 03:13:13.250 Fusion Rank 1... 03:13:13.400 --> 03:13:16.040 "At this level, you may fuse items." 03:13:17.090 --> 03:13:17.900 What? 03:13:22.620 --> 03:13:23.730 Do I have any Candy? 03:13:24.860 --> 03:13:26.790 No... No candy here... 03:13:28.420 --> 03:13:30.300 Nah, put the Watermelon up there... 03:13:31.540 --> 03:13:33.570 Should I just stockpile Cherries? 03:13:35.440 --> 03:13:39.410 Alright, let's some—Do I have any—Somebody's gonna buy this, like, fuckin' $5,000 statue... 03:13:40.400 --> 03:13:42.300 Put it up there instead of the Steel Sword. 03:13:46.550 --> 03:13:47.680 Alright, let's go. 03:13:53.730 --> 03:13:54.660 Bread?! 03:13:55.440 --> 03:13:57.710 "Oh, I came in to bo—I came in to sell this..." 03:13:58.390 --> 03:13:59.990 Did he say sell or buy? 03:14:01.220 --> 03:14:02.900 Yea, what should I pay, okay... 03:14:05.300 --> 03:14:07.800 [holding out laugh] 03:14:07.800 --> 03:14:10.770 I don't want the bread, I—Is there a, like, just decline? 03:14:11.360 --> 03:14:12.420 Oo... 03:14:17.940 --> 03:14:19.200 2,900. 03:14:21.280 --> 03:14:22.550 2,600. 03:14:22.900 --> 03:14:23.810 Yes! 03:14:28.690 --> 03:14:30.390 Somebody take that statue... 03:14:30.560 --> 03:14:31.660 "Looking for something?" 03:14:31.660 --> 03:14:33.230 "Do you have some food..." 03:14:35.730 --> 03:14:38.120 I do... I have... 03:14:38.960 --> 03:14:41.480 You k—Well, you kind of a pain in the ass to sell to, though... 03:14:41.690 --> 03:14:42.600 Cherry. 03:14:45.010 --> 03:14:45.940 1,000. 03:14:47.120 --> 03:14:48.690 Yeah, see? I told you. 03:14:50.080 --> 03:14:51.220 Unbelievable. 03:14:53.700 --> 03:14:54.750 Unbelievable. 03:15:01.650 --> 03:15:02.910 Uh, Louie... 03:15:07.640 --> 03:15:08.560 Uh... 03:15:10.330 --> 03:15:11.880 Louie, you don't have any money. 03:15:16.110 --> 03:15:18.530 It is Louie, though, should I help Louie out? 03:15:20.090 --> 03:15:21.720 "Alright, Louie, I'm gonna help you out here." 03:15:27.180 --> 03:15:30.220 Louie's my dungeon guy, I have to take care of the dungeon guy... 03:15:38.060 --> 03:15:38.990 Alright, I need to go... 03:15:38.990 --> 03:15:41.280 Speaking of dungeon... I need to do it now. 03:15:42.250 --> 03:15:46.490 I think I h—I'm just gonna give him this sword, if he's... too stupid to try to get it from me. 03:15:48.050 --> 03:15:50.110 "You're aiding a known criminal." 03:15:56.770 --> 03:15:58.650 "Pick the items you wish to bring with you." 03:15:58.960 --> 03:15:59.920 Um... 03:16:04.170 --> 03:16:05.740 Can I just take the sword? 03:16:10.470 --> 03:16:11.730 Will he equip it? 03:16:11.730 --> 03:16:15.230 [vroomer passes] 03:16:17.750 --> 03:16:19.110 How do I equip this? 03:16:27.170 --> 03:16:28.610 "He'll just do it." Okay... 03:16:28.920 --> 03:16:30.360 Alright, Louie, let's go! 03:16:31.310 --> 03:16:33.380 Jade Way, we're gonna go down... 03:16:37.480 --> 03:16:38.850 Floor 6-10. 03:16:45.030 --> 03:16:46.320 So he got it on, right? 03:16:49.830 --> 03:16:50.560 Yea. 03:16:51.100 --> 03:16:56.760 He's got the Ste—Uh, he's got—Alright, now— That was $3,000, Louie, you better put it to good use. 03:16:58.420 --> 03:17:01.180 And can you learn something else besides regular swing? 03:17:01.640 --> 03:17:03.520 This thing actually does a shitload of damage... 03:17:11.800 --> 03:17:13.520 Don't fuck this up, Louie... 03:17:15.440 --> 03:17:16.780 [holds out laugh] 03:17:30.130 --> 03:17:32.200 [laughing] 03:17:35.620 --> 03:17:38.420 I need treasure, Louie, find it! 03:17:40.680 --> 03:17:42.370 No, I don't want that, mushroom suck! 03:17:45.620 --> 03:17:47.680 I've gotten to the point in... Ow... 03:17:47.680 --> 03:17:51.260 I've gotten to the point in Diablo II where I don't even pick up any blues or... 03:17:51.260 --> 03:17:55.390 gr—grey, or... white, I don't pick any of those up anymore. 03:17:55.390 --> 03:17:59.120 If it's not yellow-letters on the ground... I'm just going to run over it. 03:18:07.530 --> 03:18:09.860 Well, I was just... not paying attention? 03:18:16.580 --> 03:18:20.740 These little rabbits are so annoying, just... put them up against the wall... C'mon. 03:18:25.720 --> 03:18:28.350 "Next slide please." Oh, we're dropping frames... 03:18:28.410 --> 03:18:29.790 Whoa, whoa, who's that?! 03:18:30.270 --> 03:18:31.970 Who's this—this—This person's human! 03:18:35.070 --> 03:18:35.860 "Mm?" 03:18:37.870 --> 03:18:38.650 "Ah." 03:18:41.340 --> 03:18:42.240 "Mm." 03:18:44.070 --> 03:18:45.500 "Hello...?" 03:18:47.310 --> 03:18:49.650 "Oh, yes... Can I help you." 03:18:49.890 --> 03:18:53.680 "I think that might be... my line, are you looking for something?" 03:18:54.120 --> 03:18:56.110 "I'd be happy to help if you are..." 03:18:57.000 --> 03:19:02.940 "Mm... Mm... I'm lost. Can you perhaps tell me where I am?" 03:19:03.730 --> 03:19:05.860 Let's give her wrong directions. 03:19:07.080 --> 03:19:09.850 "'Where' you are? Uh, in here, that could be a problem." 03:19:10.420 --> 03:19:13.540 "These dungeons... alter their shape when a person enters." 03:19:13.950 --> 03:19:17.620 "I'm afraid that giving you your precise current location is not possible." 03:19:19.360 --> 03:19:22.560 "Oh, I've entered... a dungeon then? How surprising." 03:19:25.280 --> 03:19:27.600 "What? How can you..." 03:19:27.960 --> 03:19:31.200 "I was just on my way from hmm..." 03:19:32.320 --> 03:19:34.540 "Wow, in some ways, I'm kind of in awe..." 03:19:34.880 --> 03:19:38.350 "How in the name of Heaven do you get so lost as to end up in a dungeon?" 03:19:38.950 --> 03:19:41.380 "How indeed? I, too, am at a loss..." 03:19:43.090 --> 03:19:45.280 Well... Bye. 03:19:46.620 --> 03:19:49.930 "Given how 'lost' you seem to be, I hope the trees don't start shaking." 03:19:51.280 --> 03:19:52.750 "What should I do now, though?" 03:19:53.600 --> 03:19:57.320 "To begin with, I would recommend searching for a floor... of the dungeon." 03:19:58.930 --> 03:20:03.300 "With a large red door. That will allow you to—er... exit the dungeon." 03:20:04.680 --> 03:20:07.950 "Really? Why, thank you, Miss Fairy, you are very kind." 03:20:09.030 --> 03:20:10.040 "Be careful." 03:20:10.600 --> 03:20:11.650 "Farewell!" 03:20:15.220 --> 03:20:17.500 "Well, that was unexpected, I hope she gets home okay." 03:20:21.000 --> 03:20:21.900 She's gone. 03:20:24.850 --> 03:20:26.660 [chuckles silently] 03:20:28.310 --> 03:20:30.680 Well, what do you leave back here, did you even open this up? 03:20:34.160 --> 03:20:36.920 A rotten carrot—Oh, a Shell Necklace... 03:20:39.010 --> 03:20:41.470 Is it a ghost? I don't think it's—Is it a ghost? 03:20:51.920 --> 03:20:53.120 Whatever, I don't need it... 03:20:54.850 --> 03:20:56.350 I think they're throwing rocks... 03:21:00.100 --> 03:21:01.300 No, it's a bomb. 03:21:09.820 --> 03:21:10.790 C'mon, Louie! 03:21:10.790 --> 03:21:12.860 What's that, unidentified? Cool. 03:21:21.890 --> 03:21:24.230 "1 Chain..." What's that mean? 03:21:25.800 --> 03:21:26.890 What's that mean? 03:21:31.440 --> 03:21:32.520 Didn't get hit once. 03:21:37.940 --> 03:21:41.140 There—Floor 10, I think is it where... Ending—Gonna ended up, right? 03:21:45.300 --> 03:21:47.400 One damage... please. 03:21:49.470 --> 03:21:50.630 Another necklace... 03:21:53.130 --> 03:21:55.190 Oo... Uh... don't want it. 03:21:55.770 --> 03:21:58.480 I don't care about the... plate-looking thing... 03:22:01.180 --> 03:22:02.540 Still... alive? 03:22:09.130 --> 03:22:10.380 What is it? Oh, another bomb... 03:22:10.390 --> 03:22:11.550 Will they get hurt by that? 03:22:12.040 --> 03:22:13.220 The blast radius? 03:22:14.100 --> 03:22:15.470 No, of course not... 03:22:18.100 --> 03:22:19.060 What's that? 03:22:19.060 --> 03:22:20.740 Is that a lizard on a stick? 03:22:22.790 --> 03:22:24.530 Charred Lizard... 03:22:27.150 --> 03:22:29.000 [holding out laugh] What the hell... 03:22:31.420 --> 03:22:33.510 This is fluff. Eh... 03:22:34.800 --> 03:22:36.030 I got room for it... 03:22:41.080 --> 03:22:41.870 Ow. 03:22:45.230 --> 03:22:49.430 "Eat lizard. Eat lizard." I will—I'll eat the lizard if I need to, I don't need to do it now! 03:22:52.670 --> 03:22:54.240 The bees drop good shit... 03:22:55.920 --> 03:22:56.960 "New skill." 03:23:01.300 --> 03:23:02.220 Uh... 03:23:05.180 --> 03:23:06.510 What the fuck just happened? 03:23:08.840 --> 03:23:10.590 The Twitch—Was it Twitch? 03:23:12.370 --> 03:23:13.400 That was weird... 03:23:15.200 --> 03:23:16.850 Did Twitch just go down? 03:23:17.800 --> 03:23:19.710 'Cuz I was still in the chat room... 03:23:20.390 --> 03:23:22.560 My internet wasn't, like, out, that was weird... 03:23:24.990 --> 03:23:28.180 'Cuz I, that was... I still seeing everybody's... uh, the chat. 03:23:32.190 --> 03:23:33.300 Well, um... 03:23:34.090 --> 03:23:36.320 Welcome back, to—Eh, welcome to a new stream! 03:23:38.410 --> 03:23:39.910 Did anybody else turned off? 03:23:42.130 --> 03:23:44.220 Did any other, like, other streamers turned off? 03:23:46.310 --> 03:23:47.130 Huh. 03:23:51.440 --> 03:23:53.430 No, it's just us... Oh... 03:23:56.220 --> 03:23:57.090 Well... 03:23:58.480 --> 03:24:03.060 Don't ask me what the hell that was, 'cuz everything— it was fine, it was—it was, like, no problems at all. 03:24:16.090 --> 03:24:18.310 I have a bunch—I get a lot of this—this stuff... 03:24:19.840 --> 03:24:21.210 "Some other people did too"? 03:24:23.050 --> 03:24:23.820 Well... 03:24:28.280 --> 03:24:29.940 If we're good, we're good, right? 03:24:33.590 --> 03:24:34.470 What is that? 03:24:34.840 --> 03:24:35.970 Egg Toast? 03:24:36.490 --> 03:24:37.270 I... 03:24:37.620 --> 03:24:41.410 I s—Not—I'm not even kidding around, that's one of my favorite breakfast in the world, I'm not gonna sell that. 03:24:47.900 --> 03:24:49.380 I'm gonna keep that for life. 03:24:52.530 --> 03:24:53.670 Dentist bib. 03:24:55.410 --> 03:24:59.680 "French toast is better"? Don't—You're gonna make me up—actually upset. 03:25:03.400 --> 03:25:06.300 French toast is not better than dropped egg on toast. 03:25:07.080 --> 03:25:09.090 I'm—It's—It's—It's not. 03:25:13.460 --> 03:25:15.270 "It is." Oh my God, it's not... 03:25:17.490 --> 03:25:20.990 It's not at all, it is... so... much worse. 03:25:21.880 --> 03:25:25.750 I don't know why everybody wants to make—I—What's— What's with the sweetness... stuff, in breakfast? 03:25:25.750 --> 03:25:27.070 Cereal, I understand... 03:25:27.660 --> 03:25:29.400 I don't want, like, the sweetness, no. 03:25:29.400 --> 03:25:31.870 I want, like... savory, bacon... 03:25:32.280 --> 03:25:34.420 Crunchy... s-salty... 03:25:35.780 --> 03:25:40.530 Dipping your... bread in soggy, soaking it up with eggs and then fry it on the skillet and... 03:25:40.530 --> 03:25:43.080 add a bunch of powdered sugar and syrup on it... 03:25:44.060 --> 03:25:45.280 I'm not a fan! 03:25:52.830 --> 03:25:55.360 I'm gonna get hit by every single one of these rocks... 03:26:01.020 --> 03:26:02.680 Nah, I'm kidding, French toast is actually really good. 03:26:02.680 --> 03:26:05.860 French toast is really good... um... if it's made... 03:26:07.040 --> 03:26:09.440 Uh... with enough backtracking. 03:26:11.440 --> 03:26:14.400 You know, with French toasts made with enough on popular opinions... 03:26:14.400 --> 03:26:16.790 to then backtrack, um... 03:26:16.870 --> 03:26:20.150 Well, again... that would be— that would be... worth anything. 03:26:24.940 --> 03:26:27.400 [giggling] I'm just kept get fuckin' hit... 03:26:28.240 --> 03:26:30.070 I'm getting a lot of, um... 03:26:32.650 --> 03:26:34.680 Getting a lot of random items, isn't it... 03:26:36.570 --> 03:26:37.800 Good, he's Level 11! 03:26:43.620 --> 03:26:46.200 Backpedaling, backtracking, what did I say? 03:26:46.370 --> 03:26:47.600 Backtracking? 03:26:50.100 --> 03:26:51.230 Close enough... 03:26:51.940 --> 03:26:53.920 [laughing] 03:27:01.280 --> 03:27:03.770 Come here... you stupid gopher! 03:27:09.560 --> 03:27:10.660 That felt good! 03:27:12.300 --> 03:27:13.690 "Eat lizard." No! 03:27:14.400 --> 03:27:17.090 What, did I just teleport down? Where did I go? 03:27:24.450 --> 03:27:26.840 I'm—I wanna see what the boss is, I'm looking forward to the boss... 03:27:28.270 --> 03:27:29.520 Don't pick up slimes... 03:27:31.050 --> 03:27:32.580 They're not even worth picking up. 03:27:36.440 --> 03:27:37.460 Oo, what's that? 03:27:38.010 --> 03:27:39.460 It's Clothes... 03:27:40.260 --> 03:27:42.410 I wonder how many floors are down here... 03:27:47.850 --> 03:27:49.360 "I missed a shark fin"? 03:27:49.790 --> 03:27:50.920 Oh shit, did I? 03:27:51.620 --> 03:27:53.010 I'll get it, I'll get it, don't worry. 03:27:56.180 --> 03:27:56.960 Got it! 03:27:58.100 --> 03:27:59.170 Where was it, up here? 03:27:59.340 --> 03:28:00.390 I can wrap around. 03:28:05.060 --> 03:28:06.070 Where is it, over here? 03:28:06.930 --> 03:28:07.970 Over here, isn't it? 03:28:15.310 --> 03:28:17.420 "One frame." Are we—Are we getting oofed? 03:28:18.910 --> 03:28:20.480 I don't know, that's weird... 03:28:21.790 --> 03:28:24.370 There's the shark fin, hey, I'm taking it! 03:28:28.200 --> 03:28:30.360 "The screen's frozen but I can hear 'em." 03:28:32.140 --> 03:28:33.050 "Hello?" 03:28:43.020 --> 03:28:45.450 Usually I can tell when it's, like, Cox problem because... 03:28:45.940 --> 03:28:48.020 my—all my internet will get fucked up... 03:28:49.110 --> 03:28:52.340 [clears throat] I'll look over and... chat won't even be working... 03:28:53.270 --> 03:28:57.300 So maybe this is like a Twitch... ingest server problem, I don't know... 03:28:59.430 --> 03:29:01.280 If it is, it is, if it isn't, it isn't. 03:29:05.630 --> 03:29:07.170 Floor 10, time for boss! 03:29:11.560 --> 03:29:13.790 "Twitch is having indigestion." Yeah... 03:29:14.410 --> 03:29:17.470 It's a giant rat with a... crowbar. 03:29:19.130 --> 03:29:21.040 [laughing] 03:29:21.170 --> 03:29:23.890 Okay, I gotta be careful, 'cuz it looks like he... 03:29:25.550 --> 03:29:29.580 This is such an awesome created character, I feel like this is a wrestling character... 03:29:32.210 --> 03:29:33.320 Oo, that hurt... 03:29:33.780 --> 03:29:35.330 I have to eat the lizard soon... 03:29:38.520 --> 03:29:39.770 Holy shit, he's... 03:29:41.720 --> 03:29:42.720 What's he doin'? 03:29:42.930 --> 03:29:45.820 What did he just do, is he—What did he do—He's eating something? 03:29:45.960 --> 03:29:47.730 [chuckling] What the fuck, why did he just fall— 03:29:47.730 --> 03:29:50.310 Oh, he's eating the mushrooms and falling down! 03:29:53.090 --> 03:29:55.280 Don't let him eat the red ones, that's probably health... 03:29:57.320 --> 03:29:58.120 Right? 03:29:58.400 --> 03:30:01.400 If I were a video game, the purple ones would be the poisonous ones. 03:30:06.150 --> 03:30:06.890 Ow! 03:30:08.070 --> 03:30:09.530 Let's see if that theory is correct... 03:30:11.690 --> 03:30:15.470 Nice crit. Double crit! Triple crit! 03:30:16.850 --> 03:30:18.440 That's pretty damn good... 03:30:24.010 --> 03:30:24.970 Not dead? 03:30:26.240 --> 03:30:29.970 Oh, that—that was his last breath, he sat up to fall back down... 03:30:31.730 --> 03:30:34.220 [laughing] 03:30:34.940 --> 03:30:37.190 Alright, what did I—Did I get anything even worth to taking here? 03:30:39.610 --> 03:30:40.810 Ingredients... 03:30:41.690 --> 03:30:45.180 Ingre—Ah, I got some—I got some... unidentified stuff... and some fins. 03:30:46.130 --> 03:30:47.000 Let's go. 03:30:52.660 --> 03:30:53.940 Let's see what we got. 03:30:54.890 --> 03:30:58.810 Charred Lizard, Fur Ball, Insect Trap, Chocolate Bar, Egg Toast... 03:31:01.070 --> 03:31:02.100 Shark Fin... 03:31:02.310 --> 03:31:03.520 So what the hell was it? 03:31:04.350 --> 03:31:06.350 Was it a bunch of Insect Traps? 03:31:09.280 --> 03:31:11.420 Fur Ball, Cho—What was it? 03:31:11.850 --> 03:31:12.980 Slime? 03:31:16.910 --> 03:31:18.120 Raincoat? 03:31:19.050 --> 03:31:20.550 Was—That was a terrible... 03:31:24.530 --> 03:31:25.810 "Looks like nobody's here." 03:31:28.450 --> 03:31:30.940 That bar's really not very good, then, is it... 03:31:32.950 --> 03:31:34.280 Alright, time for bed. 03:31:42.610 --> 03:31:45.190 Holy shit, there were... like... 20 subs... 03:31:46.280 --> 03:31:49.360 "Men of character are currently seeking out Rusty Daggers." 03:31:49.770 --> 03:31:53.940 "Help conserve water, turn that faucet off when brushing your teeth." 03:31:54.900 --> 03:31:56.150 Rusty Dagger... 03:31:57.320 --> 03:31:59.060 I—I know I can get Rusty Dagger! 03:32:01.550 --> 03:32:02.310 Buy. 03:32:03.020 --> 03:32:04.880 Rusty Dagger. How much is it? 03:32:07.410 --> 03:32:08.880 "You should buy a few of 'em"? 03:32:16.290 --> 03:32:17.030 Alright. 03:32:17.110 --> 03:32:18.050 Fusion... 03:32:19.620 --> 03:32:22.600 "The product of this fusion will be a mystery until you attempt it." 03:32:25.520 --> 03:32:28.650 So, "Rank," "Fusion Result," Rank 1 Dagger... 03:32:29.650 --> 03:32:31.300 Rank 1 Staff... 03:32:32.860 --> 03:32:35.480 Magician's Staff... Easy. 03:32:38.430 --> 03:32:39.640 Rank 1... 03:32:42.430 --> 03:32:43.310 What? 03:32:46.710 --> 03:32:48.330 Rank 1 Bracelet... 03:32:51.610 --> 03:32:53.720 Need five Insect Traps... 03:32:55.440 --> 03:32:57.110 Rank 1 Necklace. 03:33:00.590 --> 03:33:03.320 Huh, should I go for it, it take— takes a Lizard and a Shell! 03:33:04.770 --> 03:33:05.750 I'm gonna do it! 03:33:11.560 --> 03:33:12.680 Oo! 03:33:13.120 --> 03:33:15.940 [shocked laugh] 03:33:15.940 --> 03:33:19.790 "A necklace with a magical blue stone. Who knows what a stone this could do for you." 03:33:19.790 --> 03:33:22.480 $10,400! 03:33:24.460 --> 03:33:25.880 Holy shit... 03:33:30.030 --> 03:33:33.620 Ah, but that's—Cyanide0 gave 20... community subs... 03:33:35.120 --> 03:33:37.710 Thank you so much, for the huge amount of subs. 03:33:38.850 --> 03:33:40.230 That... was a shitload... 03:33:43.050 --> 03:33:44.350 So, hold on... 03:33:45.070 --> 03:33:48.700 Longsword and I don't—I don't—Okay, I don't have all the ingredients for these... 03:33:49.720 --> 03:33:51.850 What do I know... how to do... 03:33:52.290 --> 03:33:56.770 Insect Trap and Iron Armband is the one that I can do, and it's for a bracelet... 03:33:56.920 --> 03:33:59.120 I need five Insect Traps... 03:33:59.640 --> 03:34:01.090 and an Armband. 03:34:03.430 --> 03:34:05.390 Let's get it, five Insect Traps. 03:34:05.580 --> 03:34:06.850 Do you got those here? 03:34:08.390 --> 03:34:11.460 You got Iron Armbands here, I know you do, don't you? 03:34:11.620 --> 03:34:13.340 Yes you do, how much do you got? 03:34:16.930 --> 03:34:21.160 Let's just get one... and then I have to go to... the market... 03:34:25.450 --> 03:34:28.390 Foods, Medicines, Flooring? 03:34:28.680 --> 03:34:31.970 Wallpaper? Carpets—What the fuck is all this... 03:34:36.360 --> 03:34:37.790 "Should get more daggers"? 03:34:41.030 --> 03:34:42.580 This is, uh—Is this stupid? 03:34:42.580 --> 03:34:43.830 I'll get five more. 03:34:57.070 --> 03:34:59.940 Should I sell this thing for like, 15,000? 03:35:00.250 --> 03:35:03.280 Holy shit, I can sell this thing for like, 20,000... 03:35:03.830 --> 03:35:05.420 Get that—No, get it on the window. 03:35:18.820 --> 03:35:20.160 Egg Toast is mine... 03:35:23.170 --> 03:35:24.270 Alright, let's go! 03:35:29.330 --> 03:35:30.260 What do you need? 03:35:31.720 --> 03:35:33.270 "Uh, I'd like some food please." 03:35:34.840 --> 03:35:37.360 I... got something for you, I got... 03:35:37.660 --> 03:35:39.640 Ohh... 03:35:42.620 --> 03:35:43.650 Check this one. 03:35:46.630 --> 03:35:48.730 6...25. 03:35:51.180 --> 03:35:53.230 "Lower." No, I can't go lower. 03:35:56.100 --> 03:35:58.100 Only sell the necklace to the old man? 03:35:58.750 --> 03:36:00.170 Well, let's hope that's what he wants. 03:36:01.530 --> 03:36:03.440 "I'd like a Rusty Dagger, please." 03:36:12.410 --> 03:36:14.820 "I want food, take candy instead." 03:36:15.530 --> 03:36:17.070 Somebody buy that necklace... 03:36:20.920 --> 03:36:23.320 I don't even want you to have this, because... 03:36:28.310 --> 03:36:31.410 I have to use that, I don't want to use a Rusty Dagger... 03:36:35.880 --> 03:36:37.480 Why is he even buying this? 03:36:41.860 --> 03:36:44.080 Alright, somebody... buy... 03:36:45.670 --> 03:36:47.660 Somebody, buy the necklace! 03:36:50.630 --> 03:36:53.140 Put the raincoat up there—No, um... 03:36:54.300 --> 03:36:55.980 Put that necklace up there too. 03:37:03.450 --> 03:37:07.530 Oh you, I—Why I put the cheaper necklace next to the... more expensive necklace? 03:37:10.860 --> 03:37:12.990 "Is it really that expensive?" 03:37:15.420 --> 03:37:16.560 "MADNESS!" 03:37:22.250 --> 03:37:24.070 "Hey, are you sure?" 03:37:24.810 --> 03:37:26.500 Alright, 130. 03:37:27.330 --> 03:37:30.920 "I can't buy it at that price." Have I ran grandpa dry? 03:37:36.640 --> 03:37:39.160 Somebody... take a look at that necklace, c'mon... 03:37:40.260 --> 03:37:41.480 A Cherry... 03:37:45.720 --> 03:37:48.030 This guy just takes anything I tell him... 03:37:55.150 --> 03:37:56.370 So, I... 03:37:58.910 --> 03:38:00.510 I'm back over the right... 03:38:02.930 --> 03:38:04.180 Somebody, buy it! 03:38:10.470 --> 03:38:11.970 Get the daggers out there... 03:38:12.200 --> 03:38:15.540 Nobody wants—Nobody wants a Back Scratcher, nobody wants a book... 03:38:16.390 --> 03:38:19.830 They just want the daggers, take them... Alright, sell. 03:38:25.410 --> 03:38:26.660 "I would like a dagger." 03:38:27.370 --> 03:38:28.350 500. 03:38:31.210 --> 03:38:33.210 I need to... try to go higher on that dude... 03:38:37.420 --> 03:38:38.840 "I need some food..." 03:38:39.100 --> 03:38:40.630 I can help you out there... 03:38:43.370 --> 03:38:44.710 Have some chocolate. 03:38:46.570 --> 03:38:47.890 140. 03:38:48.510 --> 03:38:49.670 Fork it over. 03:38:52.000 --> 03:38:53.040 650. 03:38:58.720 --> 03:39:00.150 No, I'm not gonna sell the egg... 03:39:00.580 --> 03:39:01.460 it's mine. 03:39:05.060 --> 03:39:08.970 You want clothes... Alright, here, 110, just get it out of my store... 03:39:17.670 --> 03:39:19.550 All daggers are going for 500. 03:39:23.430 --> 03:39:25.490 "Are you not even trying to make money?" 03:39:26.050 --> 03:39:27.300 Yes, I am! 03:39:27.820 --> 03:39:30.160 [holding out laugh] What do you mean I'm not even trying? 03:39:35.100 --> 03:39:37.590 [chuckles] "He's—" I'm gonna make it to the end of the week... 03:39:40.950 --> 03:39:43.990 Hey! "The price of shields has decreased." 03:39:44.240 --> 03:39:47.160 "Today's Saucepan Index: 20." Shields! 03:39:48.820 --> 03:39:52.240 Oh, you better believe I'm going to buy a bunch of shields right now. 03:39:57.990 --> 03:39:58.830 Oh... 03:39:59.250 --> 03:40:00.230 Look at this... 03:40:02.240 --> 03:40:05.600 Wooden Shield—I'm gonna buy, like... Common Shield, I'm gonna buy, like f... 03:40:19.930 --> 03:40:21.460 Alright, I'm good. 03:40:31.070 --> 03:40:32.900 "Shield speculation." 03:40:35.810 --> 03:40:36.670 "Hmm!" 03:40:37.820 --> 03:40:38.590 "Yes!" 03:40:40.630 --> 03:40:41.360 "No!" 03:40:44.040 --> 03:40:46.370 Something's wrong with Louie... [laughs] 03:40:46.700 --> 03:40:49.660 I think Louie may have gotten hit in the head too hard down in the dungeon... 03:40:52.450 --> 03:40:53.400 "Let's go ask!" 03:40:54.530 --> 03:40:57.660 "Why do I get the feeling that I would much rather not get involved..." 03:41:02.030 --> 03:41:03.260 "Louie, hello?" 03:41:03.600 --> 03:41:05.870 "Whe?! Oh, Recette!" 03:41:07.110 --> 03:41:08.400 Recette... 03:41:11.700 --> 03:41:13.380 Like a store receipt... 03:41:20.060 --> 03:41:21.230 Right, okay... 03:41:23.000 --> 03:41:24.160 "Oh, Recette!" 03:41:24.690 --> 03:41:26.320 "Tear, what's up?" 03:41:28.010 --> 03:41:30.390 "What are you doing, wandering around here?" 03:41:30.490 --> 03:41:33.530 "Ah, well, I got hungry so I decided to take a look and see if I could find..." 03:41:33.530 --> 03:41:38.160 "some edible grasses or herbs or something—" He's eating grass? [chuckles] 03:41:38.560 --> 03:41:42.010 "I don't have any... money or anything, and I've keep bouncing checks," 03:41:42.010 --> 03:41:46.140 "so, I read on the Internet that you could eat grass and it was a super food..." 03:41:50.670 --> 03:41:52.840 "I'm not so sure which of these are edible, you see..." 03:41:53.810 --> 03:41:55.850 "Louie, if you eat that, you'll blow up your stomach." 03:41:55.850 --> 03:42:05.170 [laughing and giggling] 03:42:05.170 --> 03:42:09.010 [continues giggling] That's... that's—that's funny. It is... 03:42:10.160 --> 03:42:14.660 "They taste best if you clean them. Now, the plants with the soft leaves, at the east end of the plaza?" 03:42:14.660 --> 03:42:17.930 "Those taste the best, you should try them!" I eat grass too?! 03:42:20.450 --> 03:42:22.130 "Why do you know so much about this?" 03:42:24.400 --> 03:42:25.900 [ugly laugh] 03:42:25.900 --> 03:42:28.730 "Thanks a ton, Recette, I owe you again." 03:42:28.870 --> 03:42:31.330 "No problem, remember to wash what you find!" 03:42:32.000 --> 03:42:34.890 "Why do I feel as though that is the least of his concerns?" 03:42:40.820 --> 03:42:43.070 Chapel, Adventurer's Guild... 03:42:44.680 --> 03:42:47.480 Mmm... No, not yet. 03:42:47.480 --> 03:42:49.270 Not yet, I gotta make— I gotta make some money... 03:42:51.680 --> 03:42:53.010 Oh, fuck! 03:43:07.500 --> 03:43:09.310 No, shields are—Price are down. 03:43:09.530 --> 03:43:11.260 The prices are down, I'm gonna wait. 03:43:11.540 --> 03:43:13.120 I'm gonna hold those until... 03:43:18.800 --> 03:43:20.530 I gotta make a big sale here... 03:43:24.740 --> 03:43:27.480 Let's see if we can get away with, uh, 525. 03:43:32.240 --> 03:43:34.850 Alright, five hundred, five hun—Don't... five hundred. 03:43:37.240 --> 03:43:39.800 "Sell higher." They won't—I won't—I can't! 03:43:43.850 --> 03:43:44.830 Hooh! 03:43:48.130 --> 03:43:49.250 This is important. 03:43:54.470 --> 03:43:55.670 6,000. 03:43:57.540 --> 03:43:58.580 6,000. 03:43:58.920 --> 03:44:01.100 No, no, like, 5,800. 03:44:02.650 --> 03:44:03.390 Yes! 03:44:08.230 --> 03:44:10.730 No, not higher, I need to make this money! 03:44:19.360 --> 03:44:23.080 If he walks away, I don't pay my debt and I lose the game! 03:44:31.000 --> 03:44:34.050 "Is this really for sale?" Yes, it is, for 500 bucks. 03:44:35.210 --> 03:44:36.540 Oh, shut up! 03:44:39.140 --> 03:44:41.560 I got this, like, moochy-ass friend! 03:44:43.940 --> 03:44:45.370 [exhales] 03:44:46.190 --> 03:44:52.660 "The price of daggers has decreased! The price of Candy has normalized..." 03:44:58.870 --> 03:45:01.890 "Sell sell sell th—" No, take them off the market! 03:45:05.090 --> 03:45:07.830 I'm gonna get a—No, I can't buy anymore things... 03:45:11.030 --> 03:45:16.450 I—No, I can't buy any, I have three days to make... like, $10,000... 03:45:17.740 --> 03:45:19.680 We gotta go into the dungeon or somethin'... 03:45:24.150 --> 03:45:25.580 We gotta go into the dungeon... 03:45:28.730 --> 03:45:31.510 I really don't wanna lose it, but I have to sell the Egg Toast... 03:45:58.660 --> 03:45:59.580 C'mon in. 03:46:03.010 --> 03:46:04.700 There it is. Shark Fin. 03:46:05.540 --> 03:46:08.070 C'mon, grandpa, 2,600. 03:46:08.960 --> 03:46:12.090 A little bit lower... Twenty—Twenty four... 03:46:13.020 --> 03:46:14.700 Four—Fift—2,450. 03:46:17.920 --> 03:46:18.960 Good sale! 03:46:21.250 --> 03:46:22.530 A lot of people in here! 03:46:25.800 --> 03:46:27.880 "Why do I always want stuff like this when I'm broke?" 03:46:28.700 --> 03:46:32.500 I don't know, but you'll obviously not gonna pay me what I want for it, so... not it. 03:46:36.560 --> 03:46:38.870 [giggling] "He has the same one..." 03:46:43.180 --> 03:46:47.710 "When she died, my grandmother told me to sell this off if I ever got into trouble." 03:46:48.370 --> 03:46:53.230 It's the—It's the "My grandma died, please take a food item from me"... 03:46:54.390 --> 03:46:58.250 Look, all—The best I can do is fuckin' 400, man, I don't want it... 03:47:04.060 --> 03:47:05.270 "Do you have a bracelet?" 03:47:09.700 --> 03:47:14.830 I don't have a bracelet, I just sold it... to this stupid motherfucker that has three of 'em... 03:47:22.680 --> 03:47:23.460 C'mon. 03:47:24.090 --> 03:47:24.940 Come on! 03:47:26.350 --> 03:47:28.180 "Little lady, you got a hat?" 03:47:28.860 --> 03:47:31.750 I don't think I have a hat, either... 03:47:35.200 --> 03:47:36.600 I don't have a hat... 03:47:39.450 --> 03:47:41.090 Fuck, I need 5,000... 03:47:42.290 --> 03:47:43.400 Statue. 03:47:45.710 --> 03:47:50.000 "I think this might sell, how much?" I don't want your gross food! 03:47:55.040 --> 03:47:56.870 Holy shit, he actually did it. 03:48:04.290 --> 03:48:05.570 "Would you take this?" 03:48:10.840 --> 03:48:12.390 I don't want it! 03:48:17.430 --> 03:48:21.870 Why... I have three days to pay off my debt and I'm taking on more... 03:48:22.260 --> 03:48:27.630 "The price of longswords has decreased. The Rusty Daggers boom has ended." 03:48:27.630 --> 03:48:30.440 "Beware of theft while in the market." 03:48:32.300 --> 03:48:33.430 Do I have long...? 03:48:34.880 --> 03:48:35.930 swords... 03:48:43.650 --> 03:48:44.670 Fuck. 03:48:53.150 --> 03:48:56.740 "Sell the swo—" I have to sell, I have—Louie needs this! 03:49:09.780 --> 03:49:12.360 I gotta get rid of this food, and the Shark Fin... 03:49:13.190 --> 03:49:15.170 Shark Fin—No one's buying this... 03:49:17.000 --> 03:49:18.550 People buy the Shark Fins... 03:49:18.970 --> 03:49:20.610 No one's buying the necklace either... 03:49:22.230 --> 03:49:23.110 Let's go. 03:49:31.890 --> 03:49:33.870 "And of course, you're selling this when I'm broke..." 03:49:34.840 --> 03:49:37.580 You can't afford this, Louie, so stop coming in here! 03:49:40.730 --> 03:49:44.720 That's alright, that's more than I... I—I got a—I got what I needed... 03:49:45.000 --> 03:49:45.920 That's it?! 03:49:48.540 --> 03:49:52.280 [giggling] "He's eating luxury food while..." 03:49:52.280 --> 03:49:54.990 [continues giggling] He's buying Shark Fin... 03:49:59.130 --> 03:50:03.600 [giggling] He's buying... He's buying, like, ... 03:50:05.280 --> 03:50:11.020 "The price of weapons has decreased. The price of Shields has normalized..." 03:50:14.380 --> 03:50:15.710 Hold on, wait. 03:50:15.930 --> 03:50:19.420 Swo—Swords have... I need to go buy some more swords. 03:50:20.590 --> 03:50:22.050 Let's get the shields up there. 03:50:23.140 --> 03:50:24.320 Big Shield... 03:50:29.570 --> 03:50:32.370 I am now a shield establishment... 03:50:42.070 --> 03:50:43.550 Alright, let's go. 03:50:44.950 --> 03:50:46.390 "Go buy that book"? 03:50:49.290 --> 03:50:50.140 Not yet. 03:50:52.410 --> 03:50:54.750 "Do you have any—" I don't have any bracelets, no, I'm sorry... 03:50:54.980 --> 03:50:55.920 Get lost. 03:51:01.560 --> 03:51:03.790 I'm not—No, I'm not gonna buy anything else! 03:51:04.730 --> 03:51:05.610 Bingo. 03:51:06.380 --> 03:51:08.450 Shields. 1,500. 03:51:18.140 --> 03:51:19.090 Alright. 03:51:19.250 --> 03:51:23.780 Yam... I just need to get rid of it, I don't care—110%. 03:51:24.060 --> 03:51:24.930 Good. 03:51:26.000 --> 03:51:27.970 One more big sale and that's it, I got it. 03:51:33.720 --> 03:51:34.860 Oh, damn... 03:51:39.760 --> 03:51:41.630 48 Defense, you need this... 03:51:53.030 --> 03:51:54.020 I did it! 03:51:54.660 --> 03:51:56.190 And he has it now... 03:52:00.530 --> 03:52:02.140 "Mom asked me to sell this." 03:52:13.180 --> 03:52:18.850 "Housewives with new money management skills are on a precious metals bender." 03:52:19.080 --> 03:52:21.460 "The prices of Daggers has normalized." 03:52:22.700 --> 03:52:27.250 "Several incidents with fake high-class restaurants have left diners uncertain." 03:52:29.610 --> 03:52:31.090 "Buy gold." 03:52:31.570 --> 03:52:33.600 I don't have—I don't have any gold... 03:52:40.250 --> 03:52:41.900 Let's get a book out there too! 03:52:47.800 --> 03:52:50.820 "It's beef time." Yeah, I got good food here. 03:52:50.990 --> 03:52:52.430 Change Walls... 03:52:54.150 --> 03:53:00.170 "Thin layers of lacquer painted atop one another for a smooth finish. The beauty's in the color blending." 03:53:03.450 --> 03:53:04.480 Should I do it? 03:53:04.910 --> 03:53:06.390 That's what I currently own... 03:53:11.900 --> 03:53:13.690 Get rid of the shield inventory... 03:53:15.780 --> 03:53:21.370 You... still want a brace—I don't have any bracelets, you come in every day... 03:53:25.340 --> 03:53:26.520 "I'd like a hat." 03:53:32.060 --> 03:53:33.850 I don't have hats either... 03:53:44.400 --> 03:53:46.180 I thought you didn't have any money! 03:53:49.760 --> 03:53:54.790 "Invest in hats and bracelets." Whoo, we get—getting rid of our last cape! 2,500. 03:53:56.020 --> 03:53:56.910 Finally! 03:53:59.090 --> 03:54:01.290 Took a few months, but I got rid of all capes. 03:54:05.120 --> 03:54:06.900 Alright, I got some leftover here... 03:54:07.770 --> 03:54:10.220 "Do you have a book? It's called—It's an errand." 03:54:11.190 --> 03:54:12.560 I—I do have a book. 03:54:15.850 --> 03:54:16.920 "I'll take that." 03:54:17.350 --> 03:54:18.330 700 bucks. 03:54:19.360 --> 03:54:20.440 "My—" That's... 03:54:22.680 --> 03:54:23.870 She's not gonna do it. 03:54:26.800 --> 03:54:30.430 "Hey, do you have a book?" "Yeah, we have one." "Um..." 03:54:35.720 --> 03:54:37.500 "Just give her the book." 03:54:53.530 --> 03:54:54.560 Two days... 03:54:57.070 --> 03:54:58.490 Gimme a bracelet... 03:54:59.570 --> 03:55:01.550 Merchant's Guild... Bracelet. 03:55:03.080 --> 03:55:05.960 Although, they're like—Look at the— Look at how cheap these swords are... 03:55:14.770 --> 03:55:17.250 Sta—Look at all these cha—cheap all this is... 03:55:21.340 --> 03:55:22.230 Oh! 03:55:22.490 --> 03:55:26.020 How much do I have left? Not enough... I have enough for Sturdy Glove... 03:55:29.890 --> 03:55:31.160 Alright, bracelet. 03:55:35.450 --> 03:55:36.680 Okay, stop! 03:55:48.620 --> 03:55:49.990 A hat! I need a hat... 03:56:00.980 --> 03:56:04.640 "Jerma, don't listen, keep buying, the sky's the limit if you don't give a shit." 03:56:05.470 --> 03:56:08.180 Hold on, I need to... pay $30,000 in two days... 03:56:11.000 --> 03:56:14.720 "The price... of heavy armor has decreased." Oh, don't keep doing this... 03:56:14.720 --> 03:56:18.170 "The price of swords has normalized." I told you I should've done what I did! 03:56:18.420 --> 03:56:20.050 I told you—Wait, what? 03:56:23.740 --> 03:56:26.080 Oh, 'cuz all weapons' prices are down... 03:56:26.960 --> 03:56:28.100 Still worth it! 03:56:39.950 --> 03:56:41.190 It's still worth it! 03:56:41.780 --> 03:56:42.940 I'm not gonna sell it. 03:56:45.140 --> 03:56:49.070 Alright, I got what everybody needs, let's go. Put—We get what's—Let's get uh... 03:56:51.070 --> 03:56:52.360 Raincoat over here... 03:57:00.310 --> 03:57:02.180 Holy shit, you're actually want this... 03:57:02.650 --> 03:57:07.710 You want the Thankful Statue, fifty—Let's—Let's try to get some—Let's try to get 6,000 for this... 03:57:12.340 --> 03:57:13.620 Ah... 03:57:15.980 --> 03:57:17.820 Cut the loss into 5,000? 03:57:20.390 --> 03:57:21.790 I think 5,000. 03:57:22.930 --> 03:57:26.890 5,500?! 5,200 is probably... safer. 03:57:26.890 --> 03:57:28.350 5,199. 03:57:36.070 --> 03:57:36.950 Yes! 03:57:41.690 --> 03:57:43.640 That was a big... That was a big one... 03:57:45.820 --> 03:57:50.730 "Oo! This month is tight, but I really want that shield!" You have a better shield! 03:57:51.990 --> 03:57:54.070 What's he doing with all these stuff... 03:58:03.580 --> 03:58:06.530 I guess if you're gonna pay me for it, then I'll take it, fine... 03:58:11.590 --> 03:58:14.510 "You have one of these? It's a lucky day for both one of us." Egg Toast! 03:58:15.210 --> 03:58:17.420 It's gonna take a lot for me to part with the Egg Toast... 03:58:28.630 --> 03:58:30.710 Ah... You're killing me! 03:58:39.890 --> 03:58:40.700 Got it! 03:58:42.040 --> 03:58:44.370 Everybody wants the Egg Toast, it's good shit! 03:58:48.730 --> 03:58:51.930 Cherries? Cherries sell... very easily at 1,200... 03:58:59.950 --> 03:59:00.880 Alright. 03:59:03.280 --> 03:59:04.450 Time for bed. 03:59:04.920 --> 03:59:08.200 That's... 13,600, a little bit of profit. 03:59:17.960 --> 03:59:19.410 Food is decreased. 03:59:20.400 --> 03:59:22.340 Weapons has normalized, it's good. 03:59:31.940 --> 03:59:33.580 Let's get these swords out here... 03:59:42.360 --> 03:59:45.600 Anything else I need up here... I'm gonna keep one of these... Sturdy Glove... 03:59:49.120 --> 03:59:50.040 Not bad. 03:59:51.170 --> 03:59:54.650 I could buy—I could buy food, but one of— What's—When's Judgement Day? Tomorrow... 03:59:58.280 --> 04:00:01.140 "Improve the store"? Yea, I know— I'm gonna go buy coolest stuff... 04:00:01.980 --> 04:00:04.730 Alright, y... Sturdy Glove! 04:00:07.690 --> 04:00:09.150 Now he's got a better glove. 04:00:13.590 --> 04:00:15.740 [chuckles] "It's... Thanos..." 04:00:16.600 --> 04:00:19.320 "How much is that... dagger?" "It's 500." 04:00:25.510 --> 04:00:26.500 What do you need? 04:00:26.770 --> 04:00:29.380 "Do you have a bracelet?" I do have a bracelet! 04:00:29.380 --> 04:00:31.360 It's Spiked Armband! 04:00:32.700 --> 04:00:35.590 You can... backhand somebody with this thing... 04:00:35.620 --> 04:00:37.490 That'll be 1,300! 04:00:38.140 --> 04:00:41.990 Oo, that'll be tw—Oh... 1,200, uh-oh... 04:00:55.280 --> 04:00:59.250 "Armor has increased... Valuable things boom has ended." 04:01:00.740 --> 04:01:02.490 Armor, do I have armor? 04:01:05.750 --> 04:01:07.470 Price—Oh, robes! 04:01:08.780 --> 04:01:13.710 I don't care about... that little girl anymore, let's get... Oo, armor, this is—Oh, this is armor! 04:01:24.430 --> 04:01:27.620 Go—Alright, I'm gonna go buy just the shittiest bracelet that I can find... 04:01:28.800 --> 04:01:29.860 Gimme a bracelet. 04:01:30.670 --> 04:01:37.030 Am I actually gonna go to the store and buy a more—an expensive bracelet to bu—to—Why would I do that? 04:01:37.030 --> 04:01:38.530 No, I'm not gonna do that! 04:01:43.750 --> 04:01:45.120 "Big sis, wait." 04:01:46.980 --> 04:01:48.490 "You walk so fast!" 04:01:50.210 --> 04:01:51.170 "Hmph." 04:01:56.260 --> 04:01:57.490 "Tear, something wrong." 04:01:58.800 --> 04:02:00.060 "Ah, no, it's nothing." 04:02:00.510 --> 04:02:02.200 "You're looking at those sisters!" 04:02:03.130 --> 04:02:05.640 "Hey, Tear, how do you think people see us?" 04:02:06.650 --> 04:02:07.890 "How do..." 04:02:08.490 --> 04:02:10.430 "Do you think we look like sisters?" 04:02:10.860 --> 04:02:13.090 "Given that I'm a fairy, I rather doubt that." 04:02:13.430 --> 04:02:16.120 "Oh, right, uh, still, if we did, I'd be kinda happy." 04:02:18.120 --> 04:02:20.770 "Well, since I'm bigger, I'd be the big sister, right?" 04:02:21.370 --> 04:02:23.380 "Your logic, as always, is breathtaking." 04:02:23.730 --> 04:02:25.810 "Yeah, I guess you would be the big sister..." 04:02:25.940 --> 04:02:29.350 "But that'd be really nice too, right, Sis, heh?" 04:02:31.310 --> 04:02:36.930 "Uh... I'm gonna sell my shares... in this company, I think I'm outta here..." 04:02:41.830 --> 04:02:43.410 "You're breathtaking!" 04:02:43.530 --> 04:02:44.940 "Hey, wait for me!" 04:02:47.630 --> 04:02:49.140 What's going on at the market? 04:02:52.670 --> 04:02:55.190 "Oh, hi, how are you... out shopping?" 04:02:55.550 --> 04:02:58.280 "Oh hello, yes, I was just looking for some ingredients for lunch!" 04:02:58.290 --> 04:03:01.360 "There's such a selection, though, I can't make up my mind..." 04:03:01.980 --> 04:03:05.750 "It's kinda amazing isn't it? You can turn one thing into a lot of dishes..." 04:03:05.750 --> 04:03:10.720 "or a lot of things into one dish. It's sorta like magic, the way cooking changes stuff." 04:03:11.180 --> 04:03:13.890 "I never thought about that way, you're adorable..." 04:03:14.570 --> 04:03:19.160 "Hmm, speaking of culinary magic, have you ever heard of the 'legendary chef'?" 04:03:20.200 --> 04:03:21.900 "Legendary who-is-it?" 04:03:22.420 --> 04:03:27.870 "Apparently, there is a chef who takes the worst ingredients and turns them into food that can delight anyone." 04:03:28.380 --> 04:03:33.290 "You know, things like... 'Slime Liver Salad,' 'Skeleton Bone Souffle Jello,'" 04:03:33.290 --> 04:03:36.080 "'Volcano Crab Cakes,' things like that." 04:03:37.600 --> 04:03:41.540 "That's amazing, I guess... I have to wonder if it's actually edible, though..." 04:03:42.760 --> 04:03:44.020 Heh, hell about... 04:03:45.990 --> 04:03:47.430 Food is cheap, right? 04:03:51.500 --> 04:03:54.910 Is the grey—Is the grey candy price increase of... uh... 04:03:56.050 --> 04:03:57.220 Look at how—Look at this. 04:03:58.400 --> 04:04:01.440 This is cheap shit right now... Watermelons... 04:04:02.560 --> 04:04:04.200 This is so cheap, I'm stocking up. 04:04:04.200 --> 04:04:05.760 How much do I have, 40,000? 04:04:21.200 --> 04:04:22.320 Don't think I'm gonna... 04:04:28.340 --> 04:04:31.780 "This is rent money." [giggling] No, it's not... 04:04:32.610 --> 04:04:33.740 Alright, let's go! 04:04:34.820 --> 04:04:36.420 It's 30,000, I'm good! 04:04:36.820 --> 04:04:41.700 [vroomer passes] 04:04:42.100 --> 04:04:44.470 It's not gonna rot, that's not how this game works! 04:04:45.550 --> 04:04:47.120 We're open for business! 04:04:52.900 --> 04:04:55.230 Oo, you want the Armband... 04:04:57.610 --> 04:05:00.190 Yea, prices are skyrocketing on those... 04:05:00.590 --> 04:05:01.900 1,500. 04:05:08.570 --> 04:05:10.020 "Oh, I'd like a raincoat!" 04:05:10.020 --> 04:05:11.650 That'll be 500. 04:05:12.560 --> 04:05:13.700 Okay! 04:05:16.600 --> 04:05:19.360 That was 166%... 04:05:21.070 --> 04:05:23.480 You want this sto—Steel Sword... 04:05:31.420 --> 04:05:33.120 Making a lot of good sales here... 04:05:34.440 --> 04:05:35.720 Do I have a scarf? 04:05:36.210 --> 04:05:37.680 I don't have a scarf... 04:05:41.840 --> 04:05:42.670 No... 04:05:44.460 --> 04:05:47.070 "I could have sold for 200...%"? 04:05:47.800 --> 04:05:49.090 What the fuck... 04:05:52.190 --> 04:05:54.330 You want the magic wand... 04:05:55.480 --> 04:05:59.030 That'll be f... That'll be 4,500 bucks. 04:06:00.750 --> 04:06:02.780 Alright, you got me, 4,200. 04:06:05.630 --> 04:06:06.830 I made it all back. 04:06:12.840 --> 04:06:14.610 "Shields has increased..." 04:06:16.060 --> 04:06:18.540 Yes... more shields! 04:06:22.110 --> 04:06:23.420 Look what I got! 04:06:24.430 --> 04:06:26.360 I have shields... 04:06:27.560 --> 04:06:30.360 Quite a bit of business—Not gonna sell, no one's gonna buy this. 04:06:34.460 --> 04:06:35.910 Should I get rid of the juice box? 04:06:36.640 --> 04:06:37.460 Yes. 04:06:57.950 --> 04:07:01.550 No, don't sell... Eh... put the Longsword out there... 04:07:06.060 --> 04:07:09.320 "I hate the voice." Should I— Do you want me to turn the voice down? 04:07:16.800 --> 04:07:18.100 I don't have a scarf. 04:07:19.380 --> 04:07:20.410 Back to bed! 04:07:25.770 --> 04:07:26.950 Shield... 04:07:28.050 --> 04:07:32.360 Oh boy... What's that? $750, please! 04:07:33.090 --> 04:07:36.230 That's... Oh wow, that—You can—That insane! 04:07:37.010 --> 04:07:38.660 A—Are you serious? 04:07:41.080 --> 04:07:43.080 That is the definition of a sucker. 04:07:44.640 --> 04:07:46.870 That wa—More than 200% increase... 04:07:52.160 --> 04:07:53.360 Time to pay the debt. 04:07:54.260 --> 04:07:55.730 Got 42,000... 04:07:56.620 --> 04:07:58.830 "Price of heavy armor has increased." 04:08:00.280 --> 04:08:03.020 Uh, Food is normalized, so we put some food out there... 04:08:07.170 --> 04:08:09.700 Let's get, uh... What should I get out there, Candy Apple? 04:08:10.980 --> 04:08:13.360 Ah, let's get this... Candy Apple with the shields... 04:08:21.380 --> 04:08:23.050 Uh, you're... gonna buy this hat? 04:08:23.600 --> 04:08:26.280 Yeah, for... 650 bucks. 04:08:28.000 --> 04:08:33.150 Huh, oh my God... Okay... you gotta follow... those trends... 04:08:39.470 --> 04:08:43.560 "That was a joke, right?" Yeah, I wa—it was—I was just kidding, it's actually 200%. 04:08:51.280 --> 04:08:52.520 "I'd like a trea—" 04:08:53.800 --> 04:08:55.130 That's not a treasure? 04:08:56.770 --> 04:08:59.550 Oh, that's not classified as a treasure... 04:09:02.310 --> 04:09:03.300 Dammit... 04:09:11.450 --> 04:09:13.160 "NOT WHAT I WANTED!" 04:09:13.500 --> 04:09:16.250 [holding out laugh] Jesus... settle down... 04:09:18.890 --> 04:09:20.970 "Longswords has decreased..." 04:09:22.760 --> 04:09:24.410 "Armors has normalized..." 04:09:27.930 --> 04:09:29.500 Alright, we'll get this outta here. 04:09:36.350 --> 04:09:38.220 Let's get some Candy Apple out here... 04:09:39.300 --> 04:09:40.220 Fish... 04:09:41.070 --> 04:09:44.760 Um... Cherry... Candy Apple... 04:09:45.220 --> 04:09:47.950 Alright, I wanna bou—I wanna... make the store cooler. 04:09:49.110 --> 04:09:50.450 Where do I go for this? 04:09:52.710 --> 04:09:53.720 Carpets. 04:09:54.490 --> 04:09:58.080 "The most basic of carpets, and the standard by which all others are judged." 04:09:58.080 --> 04:09:59.480 Green Carpet... 04:10:01.830 --> 04:10:03.490 "The carpet is soft." 04:10:10.300 --> 04:10:11.370 Counters. 04:10:11.680 --> 04:10:12.910 Wooden Counter. 04:10:17.010 --> 04:10:18.740 Legendary Counter. 04:10:19.020 --> 04:10:23.320 "Line up items, use it as a desk, even hide things in certain... compartments." 04:10:27.230 --> 04:10:28.400 Legendary... 04:10:31.610 --> 04:10:32.840 Wallpaper... 04:10:33.940 --> 04:10:38.030 Starry Wallpaper? "A romantic wallpaper that simulates a starry sky!" 04:10:39.540 --> 04:10:42.150 "Enjoy that feeling of a vacation—" Yeah, resort. 04:10:42.700 --> 04:10:44.490 I want the Resort Wallpaper. 04:10:47.140 --> 04:10:49.400 Stone Floor, Tile Floor... 04:10:50.220 --> 04:10:51.550 Brick Floor... 04:10:54.280 --> 04:10:55.450 Uh, Tile. 04:10:56.850 --> 04:11:00.170 "Very easy to clean, very popular with city-dwellers and shop-keepers." 04:11:01.420 --> 04:11:02.450 Tile Floor... 04:11:03.730 --> 04:11:05.510 Okay. Let's uh... 04:11:08.170 --> 04:11:09.650 I got money, I'm good! 04:11:11.880 --> 04:11:14.350 I got money, it's 30,000, I got 39! 04:11:20.410 --> 04:11:21.690 So let's get... 04:11:23.900 --> 04:11:25.750 Hold on, I got—Hold—Hold on... 04:11:27.820 --> 04:11:30.940 Change the walls... Resort—Oo! 04:11:35.330 --> 04:11:36.670 Cool, how do I change the ground? 04:11:36.670 --> 04:11:40.050 [vroomer passes] 04:11:44.610 --> 04:11:46.340 Is there—How do I change the tile? 04:11:50.070 --> 04:11:52.540 Hey, but that's much cooler, people gonna like this. 04:11:56.290 --> 04:12:01.310 Now, what you think? Flash—I put the tiles up there to sell—Legendary Counter for sale. 04:12:01.310 --> 04:12:02.910 Green Carpet for sale. 04:12:08.380 --> 04:12:09.390 Alright, let's go. 04:12:15.890 --> 04:12:17.660 "Need a hat." I don't have any... 04:12:21.180 --> 04:12:23.750 "I can't ask for something you don't have, after all." It's true... 04:12:25.810 --> 04:12:29.740 "Do I really have no talent?" No, you have plenty of talent, don't say that... 04:12:31.760 --> 04:12:32.840 Candy Apple. 04:12:38.670 --> 04:12:41.150 Those things... I don't think I've ever... 04:12:41.460 --> 04:12:44.860 put an offering for a Candy Apple and... people haven't taken it... 04:12:48.740 --> 04:12:52.380 I thought that was the tile... I was like, "Why... That's not even for sale..." 04:12:52.770 --> 04:12:55.970 Was that even out anywhere? How does he know I have this? 04:13:05.360 --> 04:13:06.780 I got a food up... 04:13:07.080 --> 04:13:08.030 Maybe... 04:13:19.510 --> 04:13:22.060 [chuckling] "Go lower..." 800. 04:13:26.130 --> 04:13:28.860 "Food prices are up." Are they? No, they're not... 04:13:32.390 --> 04:13:34.000 "I came by to sell this." 04:13:43.500 --> 04:13:44.660 790. 04:13:46.750 --> 04:13:51.420 "Even stuff like this sells." What was that— Why was that like a back-handed... insult? 04:13:54.090 --> 04:13:55.400 I feel like this guy s... 04:14:02.050 --> 04:14:03.500 Think I can get away with it? 04:14:16.280 --> 04:14:17.750 Ha ha ha! 04:14:19.860 --> 04:14:20.920 Yes... 04:14:24.140 --> 04:14:28.560 "Daggers has decreased... and Shields has normalized." 04:14:28.890 --> 04:14:32.890 Wasn't I supposed to pay my debt today? Oh, it is... it's the end of the day, okay... 04:14:41.360 --> 04:14:42.390 Excuse me! 04:14:48.250 --> 04:14:50.870 Ah, should I... I can still shell—sell the shield... 04:14:52.820 --> 04:14:54.120 This is fine... 04:14:55.330 --> 04:14:56.810 Alright, last little bit! 04:14:57.740 --> 04:14:59.370 Before the end of the day here... 04:15:01.520 --> 04:15:02.560 Candy Apple! 04:15:02.930 --> 04:15:04.060 Let's be... 04:15:06.220 --> 04:15:09.190 Let's be really, really rude about this, 150%. 04:15:09.910 --> 04:15:13.090 "Just a little less." So you're telling I can probably get away with... 04:15:13.920 --> 04:15:17.200 One, like... One, like, forty five, you think? 04:15:19.260 --> 04:15:20.520 Tch... 04:15:22.790 --> 04:15:23.750 Dammit... 04:15:26.040 --> 04:15:31.200 "I found a some—I found a Ham Sandwich out in the..." Trash, is where you found this... 04:15:32.020 --> 04:15:36.260 "I found a Ham Sandwich... Do you want to buy it from me?" 04:15:36.910 --> 04:15:39.300 This is expensive, um... 04:15:40.420 --> 04:15:41.480 1,000. 04:15:42.920 --> 04:15:45.720 C'mon, I—I kinda want this sandwich, 1,500. 04:15:54.120 --> 04:15:56.110 "It's a wild Ham Sandwich." 04:15:56.680 --> 04:15:58.310 "Do you have any food?!" 04:15:58.690 --> 04:16:05.290 [laughing] Have—Yes, I do! I have... a $3,400 Ham Sandwich... 04:16:10.380 --> 04:16:16.050 Yes... [laughing] Instant profit, feels pretty good. 04:16:21.910 --> 04:16:24.110 "Uh... I want this shield..." 04:16:24.810 --> 04:16:26.030 1,600. 04:16:26.240 --> 04:16:29.950 "A little lower..." You're right, I can do 1,450. 04:16:36.780 --> 04:16:37.780 One more? 04:16:40.210 --> 04:16:41.530 "This is nice!" 04:16:41.830 --> 04:16:43.390 Yes, it is... 04:16:45.870 --> 04:16:50.450 "Less, I can't back—" You know what, I got it for so cheap... 2,400. 04:16:52.700 --> 04:16:54.260 Almost Level 7, come on! 04:16:54.480 --> 04:16:55.840 Level 7, I did it! 04:16:57.240 --> 04:16:58.340 Anybody else? 04:17:00.450 --> 04:17:01.530 Candy Apple! 04:17:02.030 --> 04:17:05.430 [vroomer passes] 04:17:05.430 --> 04:17:09.020 That's two a—That's—Apparently, that's way too expensive, we'll do... 04:17:10.050 --> 04:17:11.220 1,999. 04:17:21.390 --> 04:17:23.720 "This is something my grandmother treasured." 04:17:29.100 --> 04:17:31.050 This guy with the same yam... 04:17:35.080 --> 04:17:37.310 I do keep getting yammed... 04:17:42.550 --> 04:17:43.510 Nice. 04:17:45.490 --> 04:17:49.020 "Why's everybody... Why's everybody's grandma in the game so lame?" 04:17:50.890 --> 04:17:52.370 That's a good question. 04:17:55.150 --> 04:17:57.630 I—I have to be... careful here now, because... 04:17:58.080 --> 04:18:01.170 over the course of the next... week... 04:18:01.490 --> 04:18:04.790 there is probably gonna be... $60-70,000... 04:18:08.650 --> 04:18:10.480 "This is the payment for the week..." 04:18:11.930 --> 04:18:15.200 "Congratulations, well done. I have officially received your payment for this week." 04:18:15.200 --> 04:18:17.590 "Let us continue to work hard next week!" 04:18:19.250 --> 04:18:20.350 "I did it." 04:18:24.910 --> 04:18:25.780 Alright. 04:18:26.120 --> 04:18:29.540 50,000, 60,000, probably maybe 70,000, in total... 04:18:31.380 --> 04:18:34.350 "Alright, gonna work hard today, too! Capitalism, ho..." 04:18:35.260 --> 04:18:37.620 "Huh, what's that girl doing outside the shop?" 04:18:42.910 --> 04:18:45.350 "She's, uh, just kinda staring into the shop." 04:18:47.630 --> 04:18:48.590 She has like... 04:18:49.500 --> 04:18:51.520 a... a tattoo on her head... 04:18:53.680 --> 04:18:58.400 Okay... "Does she want... to come inside, maybe, or are our windows that gripping?" 04:19:02.640 --> 04:19:06.090 "Well, smile, Recette, come on, smile, look friendly!" 04:19:07.830 --> 04:19:10.540 I'm just imagining the forced... teeth smile... 04:19:11.880 --> 04:19:13.440 "'Kay, what should I do, here..." 04:19:14.300 --> 04:19:15.200 "Oh please..." 04:19:15.500 --> 04:19:20.800 "Please tell me you have not reached the point where your face is frozen in a vapid smile for all eternity." 04:19:21.910 --> 04:19:27.320 "There's a girl at the window who looked curious about the inside and she's looking... scanning the items!" 04:19:29.870 --> 04:19:32.050 "Hey, we got the Neighborhood Watch down here!" 04:19:34.270 --> 04:19:36.450 "Uh, I—I'll go—I'll just go there to arrest you!" 04:19:36.760 --> 04:19:40.730 "the shop, so I tried to give her my best 'come in and buy lots of stuff' smile." 04:19:42.110 --> 04:19:43.850 "She's not there anymore..." 04:19:45.110 --> 04:19:46.870 "Citizens arrest!" 04:20:00.280 --> 04:20:03.680 "So I am TERRIFYING, you say, really, terrifying..." 04:20:05.960 --> 04:20:08.690 "'Cuz that smile you think—Yeah, your 'terror'..." 04:20:10.060 --> 04:20:12.120 Can we just stop staring at each other? 04:20:22.280 --> 04:20:23.600 [exhales] 04:20:24.020 --> 04:20:25.510 What did I do wrong now? 04:20:28.710 --> 04:20:33.140 "Given how well you're doing, I think it's time I explained how to take an order in advance." 04:20:35.900 --> 04:20:39.990 "Customers have simply put... purchasing items from us immediately, with an advance order," 04:20:39.990 --> 04:20:42.940 "however, a customer will let us know what they want and return..." 04:20:43.080 --> 04:20:45.980 "in a set number of days to pick up the items." 04:20:49.240 --> 04:20:51.150 "Obviously not every customer will want to do this," 04:20:51.150 --> 04:20:56.120 "but if a customer tells you that they want something in so many days... it's an advance order." 04:20:57.740 --> 04:20:59.850 Okay, so I have to make sure I have it here... 04:21:00.830 --> 04:21:02.210 "It's preorders..." 04:21:08.080 --> 04:21:10.900 "If they simply wanted the items now, they would purchase the items now." 04:21:10.900 --> 04:21:14.550 "The date is based on what is convenient for the customer, not you." 04:21:14.920 --> 04:21:18.700 "So, if they want an item in, say, three days, you must give it to them then." 04:21:19.050 --> 04:21:23.300 "And remember, we must be open to actually sell an item to someone." 04:21:23.640 --> 04:21:27.400 "So make sure the store is open that day, or we can not fill the order!" 04:21:28.280 --> 04:21:29.250 Okay... 04:21:31.430 --> 04:21:34.690 "It's too complex." No, I get— I understand how this works! 04:21:34.980 --> 04:21:37.390 "People use advance orders to purchase multiple items at once," 04:21:37.390 --> 04:21:40.490 "it is an excellent chance to sell many items in one go." 04:21:40.670 --> 04:21:42.350 "Try to fill as many as you can." 04:21:44.480 --> 04:21:47.960 See? She said it was complicated, I said it was fine. 04:21:53.670 --> 04:21:54.920 Alright, let's go! 04:22:02.330 --> 04:22:04.900 Let's get rid of this—Actually, you know, I'm gonna hold on to the food... 04:22:04.990 --> 04:22:08.620 There's gonna be a food... surge... I just know it. 04:22:08.620 --> 04:22:11.370 Somebody will buy this fuckin' dumb necklace eventually... 04:22:11.720 --> 04:22:13.030 Get it in the window... 04:22:20.680 --> 04:22:21.960 Mm... 04:22:24.800 --> 04:22:26.470 So how much mo—How much do I owe... 04:22:26.800 --> 04:22:30.410 80,000 next week, I knew it's gonna be harder around this somewhere... 04:22:37.920 --> 04:22:39.060 It's a lot. 04:22:39.670 --> 04:22:42.600 That is a lot—Okay, I gonna— I think I'm gonna go adventure... 04:22:46.050 --> 04:22:47.890 I think it's time, to go down... 04:23:01.110 --> 04:23:02.870 Steel Sword... 04:23:04.460 --> 04:23:06.180 Anything else I can take here? 04:23:07.570 --> 04:23:11.510 Eh... I can take some just a bread, just in case he need—I need to eat it... 04:23:17.150 --> 04:23:18.180 That's good. 04:23:19.350 --> 04:23:22.230 So now we're gonna go to Floor 11-15... 04:23:26.580 --> 04:23:28.860 So what's at the... "Equip items?" Yes... 04:23:29.720 --> 04:23:30.630 Here we go! 04:23:32.540 --> 04:23:36.390 So I'm looking for the... Play-Doh snake friends... 04:23:38.530 --> 04:23:42.630 I need, like, five of those Play-Doh, green Play-Doh snake thingies... 04:23:54.470 --> 04:23:57.550 [holding out laugh] "Play..." What—What?! 04:23:59.780 --> 04:24:02.980 Alright, I just notice... Somebody li—linked the total... 04:24:03.340 --> 04:24:07.700 and immediately a bunch of manipulators just did—I didn't even do anything. 04:24:08.120 --> 04:24:10.330 You see that manipulation in real time? 04:24:10.460 --> 04:24:14.760 That's market manipulation, you motherfuckers can go into jail, for that! 04:24:27.830 --> 04:24:30.160 [chuckles] 04:24:31.000 --> 04:24:32.660 This game is pretty fun! 04:24:33.500 --> 04:24:34.960 I liked this game... 04:24:45.330 --> 04:24:47.930 Do I get to have anybody else besides Louie? 04:24:57.250 --> 04:24:58.710 Tell me if I miss any items. 04:25:00.560 --> 04:25:02.440 No, go back around this way... 04:25:03.240 --> 04:25:04.080 Ow. 04:25:07.540 --> 04:25:11.700 Hm, I guess, you know, I—I could just go down as fast as I possibly can... 04:25:12.600 --> 04:25:15.750 To try—Boots... Leather Boots. 04:25:20.520 --> 04:25:23.420 Uh-oh, don't be so... stupid here... 04:25:29.960 --> 04:25:30.810 What? 04:25:31.020 --> 04:25:32.790 Okay, I thought that was an NPC... 04:25:42.200 --> 04:25:43.040 Oops. 04:25:45.550 --> 04:25:48.120 Can I block? Is there a way to hold the shield up? 04:25:49.530 --> 04:25:50.700 I guess not... 04:25:59.050 --> 04:26:00.510 "You have to parry." 04:26:01.980 --> 04:26:03.710 That would be shocking... 04:26:04.750 --> 04:26:07.880 Oh, you auto-block from the front? Okay, that's good to know. 04:26:16.580 --> 04:26:20.950 [giggling] Stupid rocks... 04:26:25.840 --> 04:26:26.810 Uh... 04:26:29.110 --> 04:26:31.700 Kind of an odd, random... encounter... 04:26:36.300 --> 04:26:39.770 Yea, that was—that was—Actually, you're right, that was a Sharknado... 04:26:42.130 --> 04:26:45.590 Alright, don't get sloppy here, 'cause... I don't have a... way to heal... 04:26:45.840 --> 04:26:48.630 That's a level up to heal or eat the... bread. 04:26:49.500 --> 04:26:51.370 I have brought one bread... 04:26:55.740 --> 04:26:57.170 Alright, I'm gonna have to eat it. 04:27:03.400 --> 04:27:06.160 No, I... I think I can probably level up before then... 04:27:12.360 --> 04:27:13.470 More bread. 04:27:16.130 --> 04:27:17.050 Really? 04:27:20.450 --> 04:27:22.340 No Play-Doh snake things... 04:27:27.890 --> 04:27:29.870 Can I buy those from anybody? 04:27:41.170 --> 04:27:42.850 [chuckles] Oh shit! 04:27:47.830 --> 04:27:50.620 "Fishwheel." It's not Fishwheel! 04:27:56.890 --> 04:28:01.650 What, is everything that I—I... get hit by or die to have to be a -wheel? 04:28:15.480 --> 04:28:18.170 "Yes. Yes, yes, yes." 04:28:20.410 --> 04:28:22.120 "Mushroomwheel..." 04:28:23.530 --> 04:28:26.200 [chuckling] 04:28:27.140 --> 04:28:30.640 Whatever you say, I'll take all your words for it... 04:28:39.190 --> 04:28:40.770 "Capitalistwheel..." 04:28:42.860 --> 04:28:43.910 Something good! 04:28:44.610 --> 04:28:45.670 No... 04:28:48.660 --> 04:28:50.140 That shit sucks... 04:28:51.170 --> 04:28:54.080 I think I'm just gonna throw... those in the trash... 04:28:54.870 --> 04:28:59.610 I'm just gonna sell it... to—at—at a merchant, not even on my—my store... 04:29:06.710 --> 04:29:08.180 Stuff that ain't worth picking up! 04:29:09.190 --> 04:29:11.910 Oo... Windbreaker... 04:29:15.000 --> 04:29:16.520 No, I don't want to pick that up... 04:29:17.140 --> 04:29:19.490 I don't want to pick up the shitty toupee... 04:29:31.430 --> 04:29:32.310 Dammit! 04:29:42.120 --> 04:29:44.490 Alright... Candy, I'll take it! 04:29:47.280 --> 04:29:51.950 Alright, I got hit by... Fishwheel, but he died to Fishwheel... 04:29:53.410 --> 04:29:55.190 Make fun of him instead. 04:30:05.770 --> 04:30:09.310 "'Moms Making Cookies' from Bas—" Yeah, the best ice cream I ever had! 04:30:11.180 --> 04:30:15.810 "Moms Making Cookies" from Baskin Robbins is the best thing I've ever eaten in my whole live. 04:30:22.000 --> 04:30:24.840 [chuckles] 04:30:29.120 --> 04:30:32.380 "That tweet kept me up all night." Why? 04:30:33.930 --> 04:30:38.230 'Cuz my one, real tweet in three or four months is a shitpost? 04:30:46.570 --> 04:30:50.550 "It kept me up at night!" [laughing] 04:30:55.820 --> 04:30:59.930 "Explain it." What—What's there to explain, there's nothing to... ex... 04:31:01.050 --> 04:31:02.790 I don't have to explain anything! 04:31:12.830 --> 04:31:16.040 Just know... that the ice cream... 04:31:16.880 --> 04:31:21.180 "Mom's Making Cookies" from Baskin Robbins is all you need to know. 04:31:22.300 --> 04:31:26.050 Is without question, the best ice cream... 04:31:26.540 --> 04:31:30.070 I... [sneezes] EVER had in my life. 04:31:32.480 --> 04:31:34.830 I couldn't stop that one, I tried... 04:31:43.380 --> 04:31:44.970 I couldn't, I—There it is. 04:31:45.940 --> 04:31:48.870 I could—I could—I could—I tried it with my hand, not have to mute, but I couldn't... 04:31:49.390 --> 04:31:51.530 I'm—Excuse me, but I'm sorry... 04:31:52.580 --> 04:31:54.080 Did I miss something up here? 04:31:58.630 --> 04:32:02.420 "Greedy goblin streamer sells out to ice cream company." 04:32:03.440 --> 04:32:05.850 Eat Mom's Making Cookies ice—Fuck! 04:32:05.850 --> 04:32:08.390 Find a Baskin Robbins and go eat there! 04:32:09.470 --> 04:32:14.790 Go have the Mom's Making Cookies ice cream, and come back, and talk to me. 04:32:16.210 --> 04:32:20.340 Tell me, that I was wrong. I want you to— I want you to prove me wrong. 04:32:20.340 --> 04:32:23.990 I want you to go there, I want you to have it, and then I wanted you to tell me that I was wrong. 04:32:23.990 --> 04:32:25.700 I'm ready to debate you. 04:32:26.060 --> 04:32:27.560 I'm ready to... hear it. 04:32:31.490 --> 04:32:34.320 It's... I'm just telling you. 04:32:45.940 --> 04:32:50.130 "I got destroyed in this debate"? We haven't even started debating! 04:32:50.840 --> 04:32:52.800 I haven't debated anybody on this! 04:32:59.540 --> 04:33:01.650 Hold—Hold on, hold on... 04:33:05.110 --> 04:33:06.820 This is tricky pull here... 04:33:19.840 --> 04:33:23.270 There's one other ice cream that I think everybody had that reaction too... 04:33:24.020 --> 04:33:27.720 and... I don't agree with it anymore. My opinion has changed. 04:33:28.280 --> 04:33:31.740 Um... The—The Birthday Cake ice cream from Coldstone... 04:33:32.070 --> 04:33:37.030 used to be... It was just—I couldn't... handle it, it was too good. 04:33:38.710 --> 04:33:40.900 Uh, I need to get rid of some stuff, hold on... 04:33:46.610 --> 04:33:48.870 But, I—My taste has changed... 04:33:49.540 --> 04:33:53.700 I don't believe that anymore... It's, like, too sweet, it's too much for me now... 04:34:05.320 --> 04:34:07.610 "Lemon Basil ice cream." That's also—That's very good too, 04:34:07.610 --> 04:34:10.430 but I haven't told that's the best ice cream I've ever had in my life... 04:34:12.630 --> 04:34:15.740 I would call that a very substantially good ice cream. 04:34:19.170 --> 04:34:21.210 Alright, we're at 14, almost at 15! 04:34:21.890 --> 04:34:22.850 Gettin' there! 04:34:26.770 --> 04:34:30.500 Can't carry any more, it's not worth—Is it worth throwing something else away for candy? 04:34:34.370 --> 04:34:39.420 "Moose Trax"? No, Moose Trax—Moose Trax doesn't have shit... on Mom's Making Cookies... 04:34:39.890 --> 04:34:44.080 and I know—I know it, that might be your favorite—Moose Trax might be your favorite, but... 04:34:44.470 --> 04:34:47.820 that means you haven't had Mom's Making Cookies, 'cuz that's what it means... 04:34:47.960 --> 04:34:51.170 That's alright, I know that—that—it— that's—I know that's what happened... 04:34:54.230 --> 04:34:58.420 Uh, Half-Baked... used to be my favorite ice cream... from Ben & Jerry's... 04:34:59.580 --> 04:35:01.510 I was SO uninformed... 04:35:08.290 --> 04:35:12.140 Mom's Making Cookies is cookies inside of a cookie dough-flavored ice cream 04:35:12.140 --> 04:35:15.370 with cookie dough chunks inside of it as well. 04:35:15.660 --> 04:35:18.710 It is a cookie dough-flavored ice cream. 04:35:18.920 --> 04:35:22.910 Do you underSTAND? You need to think about this, you have to understand this. 04:35:33.210 --> 04:35:36.360 I don't know how they did it, I don't know how they do it, I don't know what kind of— 04:35:36.360 --> 04:35:39.590 I don't know what kind of, like, flavor chemical they put into this, I don't know! 04:35:40.930 --> 04:35:42.440 But it's insanely good. 04:35:42.760 --> 04:35:47.050 So much so that I bought... like—the—I bought, like, the three-pound tub of it, yes I did! 04:35:49.220 --> 04:35:51.910 I didn't just go there and have it, I went there and had it and freaked out 04:35:51.910 --> 04:35:54.030 and instead I wanna buy, like, the four-pound tub... 04:35:59.210 --> 04:36:00.370 "Prove it." Okay. 04:36:04.060 --> 04:36:07.650 I—I can actually prove that. Like, I bought—I bought, like, the tub. 04:36:11.350 --> 04:36:15.950 I'm not gonna—No! No, no—No more food shit, no, I'm not doing anymore food streams! 04:36:17.150 --> 04:36:20.450 No, no, I'm—I'm not doing food, no food shit... 04:36:26.420 --> 04:36:28.350 "Go back to the yam"? Hold on. 04:36:31.330 --> 04:36:35.530 Can I just throw this away? [laughing] 04:36:36.590 --> 04:36:40.540 [laughing harder] 04:36:40.540 --> 04:36:42.970 I can't throw his stuff away... 04:36:45.120 --> 04:36:46.930 Throw this away... 04:36:49.060 --> 04:36:50.550 Eat the bread... 04:36:55.400 --> 04:36:58.880 Pick up the cherry... and pick up the yam. 04:37:02.930 --> 04:37:05.510 "Get rid of that stupid Windbreaker..." 04:37:09.710 --> 04:37:11.890 What's wrong with the Windbreaker, don't they sell? 04:37:16.240 --> 04:37:20.750 "Sell him a better sword." He won't buy better sword, he keeps coming in and getting wristbands... 04:37:21.450 --> 04:37:22.760 Oo, that's a helmet! 04:37:23.620 --> 04:37:25.190 It's a Wooden... 04:37:25.530 --> 04:37:28.530 Almost 15th floor is down, you're gonna give me a Wooden Helmet? 04:37:30.840 --> 04:37:31.750 Ow. 04:37:37.380 --> 04:37:39.060 No, I don't want the toupee... 04:37:41.140 --> 04:37:43.180 Mom's Making Cookies... 04:37:43.860 --> 04:37:45.200 The name sucks. 04:37:46.060 --> 04:37:50.400 It—It should've—Who's making cookies? Alright, you—you have me there... 04:37:51.110 --> 04:37:58.190 Mom's Making Cookies... with, you know... Makin' Cookies, not Making, it's Mom's Makin' Cookies! 04:37:59.500 --> 04:38:02.350 No. Just make—Just... Makin' Cookies... 04:38:09.190 --> 04:38:12.080 See, that's—People see the name and they go, "Alright..." 04:38:12.930 --> 04:38:16.420 "That sounds like shit... Eh, what—That's a gimmick..." 04:38:27.560 --> 04:38:29.240 Dammit, I was trying to go this way. 04:38:29.820 --> 04:38:31.110 I missed twice. 04:38:36.610 --> 04:38:39.430 "Can I review it?" I already just—I've just reviewed it! 04:38:39.580 --> 04:38:43.130 I just told you it's the best ice cream I've ever had, and I told you what was in it. 04:38:43.360 --> 04:38:45.620 What else is... for me to review? 04:38:50.530 --> 04:38:53.510 "Do it while eating it." You're— I already know how it taste like. 04:38:55.260 --> 04:38:56.190 Uh-oh. 04:38:58.490 --> 04:39:00.320 "This is the lowest floor of the dungeon?" 04:39:00.890 --> 04:39:03.440 "Not precisely, while we can not proceed any further," 04:39:03.440 --> 04:39:06.950 "I strongly suspect that we can go even deeper next time." 04:39:07.670 --> 04:39:11.630 Am I gettin'... hard-locked out, 'cuz I was doing too well? 04:39:14.520 --> 04:39:17.230 "The dungeons change shape every time someone enters them." 04:39:17.230 --> 04:39:21.600 "Some theorize that they adapt to the strength of those who enter." That is what happened... 04:39:22.020 --> 04:39:24.720 "And refer to it as the 'living dungeon phenomenon.'" 04:39:26.160 --> 04:39:27.890 Okay, so what's in the... chest? 04:39:28.430 --> 04:39:31.470 "I wonder if the dungeon gets bored if it's alone..." 04:39:33.890 --> 04:39:39.640 "So that would make the people who are foolish enough to enter a place like this the playthings of the underworld?" 04:39:39.760 --> 04:39:42.920 "Heh, I see. I like the way you think, girl!" 04:39:44.100 --> 04:39:45.160 "Who's there?!" 04:39:46.110 --> 04:39:48.910 "It's me... No, it's— [changes voice] It's me!" 04:39:51.930 --> 04:39:55.130 "Evenin' Name's Charme, the Lady Thief." 04:39:56.290 --> 04:39:58.460 "Th—Th—Th—Thief?!" 04:39:59.010 --> 04:40:04.230 "So, your treasures, valuables, and assorted shiny bits. I'll be taking them, if you please." 04:40:05.140 --> 04:40:06.540 "We won't let you!" 04:40:07.440 --> 04:40:14.360 "Egh... Always the way... Pfh! Well then. In that case, looks like it's time to cut some fools..." 04:40:23.690 --> 04:40:25.860 Oh shit, this guy sucks! 04:40:27.190 --> 04:40:29.930 Why do we have to bring, like, the jobber? 04:40:30.820 --> 04:40:34.160 [chuckling] 04:40:41.360 --> 04:40:42.400 You see? 04:40:43.530 --> 04:40:44.680 Can I eat? 04:40:52.660 --> 04:40:53.960 Oh, yes I can. 04:40:55.100 --> 04:40:56.090 Can... 04:40:59.850 --> 04:41:01.460 Good thing I can Estus... 04:41:03.980 --> 04:41:09.350 Oo... Oohoohoo! You're getting Mortal Kombat-ed now! 04:41:09.430 --> 04:41:10.850 Sweep the leg! 04:41:23.080 --> 04:41:24.630 And a crit to end it! 04:41:26.160 --> 04:41:27.240 What's that? 04:41:27.450 --> 04:41:29.440 There's a heart scarf right there! 04:41:31.060 --> 04:41:34.070 "Ow, friggin-fraggin... OW!" 04:41:34.560 --> 04:41:36.450 Who are you, Yosemite Sam? 04:41:38.440 --> 04:41:44.820 There are only two characters, in the history of all media that have done, uh... "friggin-fraggin"... 04:41:44.860 --> 04:41:46.830 and that is Yosemite Sam... 04:41:48.420 --> 04:41:53.680 and... uh, what's—Earl, from Home Alone—What's his name? Joe Pesci. 04:41:56.340 --> 04:41:59.340 Not Earl! What's his name—Joe Pesci. 04:42:01.980 --> 04:42:04.840 Harry! That's right, Harry from Home Alone and Yosemite Sam 04:42:04.840 --> 04:42:06.970 are the only two people that are allowed to do that. 04:42:10.620 --> 04:42:12.030 "Miss, are you okay?" 04:42:14.930 --> 04:42:17.790 "I'm mortally wounded." [laughs] 04:42:17.790 --> 04:42:20.300 "I can see the far shore." 04:42:20.710 --> 04:42:23.600 [giggling] 04:42:23.600 --> 04:42:25.920 "I can see—Ah, I'm kidding." 04:42:26.120 --> 04:42:31.810 "If you get this worried about every berk who tries to slit your throat and take your lucre..." 04:42:31.810 --> 04:42:34.970 "Ow, friggin-fraggin-fraggin-friggin-fraggin!" 04:42:35.760 --> 04:42:39.240 "[more angry rambling]" 04:42:39.240 --> 04:42:42.540 "Hey, you really are hurt! Here, take this wound ointment." 04:42:53.750 --> 04:42:56.380 "What the, did you have that on you this entire time?" 04:42:57.000 --> 04:42:58.130 "Sorry." 04:43:02.410 --> 04:43:05.030 "You two're a pair of oddballs, you know that?" 04:43:05.640 --> 04:43:11.960 "Believe me, she's the only—Whoa—ly round, strange object... currently present!" 04:43:12.520 --> 04:43:16.160 "Please do not assume that both of us are nearly so foolish." 04:43:17.390 --> 04:43:20.590 "Really, seems to me like th— you two make a good pair." 04:43:22.100 --> 04:43:26.200 "Well then, young ladies, I should scamper, since I've been beaten like a mutt." 04:43:26.200 --> 04:43:28.280 "Enjoy your treasure, you earned it!" 04:43:28.670 --> 04:43:31.010 "Wait! I'm Recette, and this is Tear." 04:43:31.770 --> 04:43:34.790 "We live at... 222..." 04:43:34.790 --> 04:43:41.040 "We have an item shop at the top of the hill in town, called 'Recettear.' You should stop by!" 04:43:42.700 --> 04:43:46.140 "I should, huh? I'll keep that in mind. See you kids later!" 04:43:47.150 --> 04:43:49.690 "Goodbye, Charme." "Yea, see you kids later!" 04:43:49.690 --> 04:43:52.260 "Bunch of, like, little... dumb girls!" 04:43:52.370 --> 04:43:54.420 "By the way, I'm 12!" 04:43:55.050 --> 04:43:57.770 "You're 9! I'm so old!" 04:44:00.000 --> 04:44:01.390 "Okay, good bye!" 04:44:05.450 --> 04:44:07.340 "The Lady Thief, huh?" 04:44:07.960 --> 04:44:09.560 "She was kinda cool!" 04:44:14.650 --> 04:44:16.150 "Hey, are you jealous?" 04:44:16.940 --> 04:44:19.130 "Pfft... Absolutely not..." 04:44:19.200 --> 04:44:21.040 "Oh, she's so cool!" 04:44:26.270 --> 04:44:28.150 Handknit Muffler... 04:44:29.540 --> 04:44:31.250 Oh, I gotta get in there... 04:44:37.980 --> 04:44:41.070 We turned around... he's like, bleeding out... 04:44:41.610 --> 04:44:44.820 "I did everything I could, to protect everyone!" 04:44:46.970 --> 04:44:51.480 Uh, let's get rid of the... how much is the Raincoat, should I just throw the Raincoat away? 04:44:52.350 --> 04:44:54.090 What's the cheapest thing I have here? 04:44:54.210 --> 04:44:55.870 It's either the Raincoat... 04:44:56.470 --> 04:44:58.260 I need the Insect Trap... 04:44:59.190 --> 04:45:02.060 Well, the Candy... Just eat the Candy. 04:45:06.160 --> 04:45:07.430 Oo, a pot! 04:45:07.770 --> 04:45:10.290 Very Odd Vase... 04:45:13.110 --> 04:45:13.950 Nice. 04:45:14.210 --> 04:45:15.310 Let's get outta here. 04:45:18.450 --> 04:45:20.160 Am I... what? 04:45:21.420 --> 04:45:23.700 $3,000, alright! 04:45:24.440 --> 04:45:26.850 Very cool... let's go back to the shop... 04:45:30.860 --> 04:45:34.990 Uh, I have to pee again, so we're gonna do another "go pee" scenario... 04:45:36.120 --> 04:45:37.400 'cuz I'm drinking soda... 04:45:37.600 --> 04:45:42.320 Speaking of Home Alone, I'm the kid in Home Alone that drinks the soda and pisses the bed, I'll be right back. 04:49:15.120 --> 04:49:16.900 What do you— [aggressive key pressing] 04:49:17.980 --> 04:49:19.290 So where we at? 04:49:20.700 --> 04:49:22.390 We are... 04:49:23.300 --> 04:49:27.620 Somebody said this is, "I'm getting Animal Crossing... vibes from this..." 04:49:27.870 --> 04:49:29.300 Uh, I agree... 04:49:29.570 --> 04:49:33.080 So we're playing as... the bad guy in Animal Crossing... 04:49:35.330 --> 04:49:38.020 Alright, uh... What do I got? 04:49:42.350 --> 04:49:45.440 "Clear pee?" Yeah, like too clear, I gotta slow down. 04:49:46.650 --> 04:49:48.910 Um... What do I want to do... 04:49:50.230 --> 04:49:51.540 Wooden Helm... 04:49:53.600 --> 04:49:54.680 Whoa... 04:49:55.460 --> 04:49:57.290 3,000 bucks... 04:50:00.070 --> 04:50:02.650 Leather Boots... get those up there too... 04:50:03.490 --> 04:50:06.320 Very—Oh, oh, oh, ooh... 04:50:08.610 --> 04:50:11.330 $21,000... 04:50:13.020 --> 04:50:14.080 Um... 04:50:17.600 --> 04:50:19.610 I got a lot of expensive stuff... 04:50:24.020 --> 04:50:26.540 I'm gonna dump all these other crap, though... 04:50:29.190 --> 04:50:31.530 The Bat Wings are worth some money... 04:50:32.690 --> 04:50:35.920 How many Insect Traps do I need? I need five, right... 04:50:41.440 --> 04:50:42.910 Store Atmosphere... 04:50:43.210 --> 04:50:44.490 Whoa! 04:50:46.380 --> 04:50:51.190 We somehow got down into the... dark and in the middle... 04:50:53.530 --> 04:50:57.390 Thank you ClassyBanana... for the 10 community subs. 04:50:58.830 --> 04:51:01.130 Subs coming in... hot... 04:51:01.390 --> 04:51:04.920 I can't even touch them, they're too hot, they just came out of the oven... 04:51:05.380 --> 04:51:06.910 Thank you ClassyBanana... 04:51:09.100 --> 04:51:10.280 No orders... 04:51:10.860 --> 04:51:12.600 But thanks a lot, appreciate it. 04:51:14.560 --> 04:51:16.710 "Never Mind..." Uh, can I... 04:51:18.230 --> 04:51:20.060 Change the walls... 04:51:20.630 --> 04:51:22.690 Is there any way to see my... 04:51:23.290 --> 04:51:24.290 Hold on. 04:51:24.990 --> 04:51:26.340 Merchant Level. 04:51:26.840 --> 04:51:31.650 Level 7: Cha—Alright, here we go, I gotta be Level 8 and Level 9 to change the floors... 04:51:32.100 --> 04:51:33.760 Oh my God... 04:51:35.350 --> 04:51:36.580 Um... 04:51:37.310 --> 04:51:40.510 So there's a lot to do in this game, it seems... 04:51:41.510 --> 04:51:44.930 Uh, jermaliedabouttheclowncar, five community subs, thank you... 04:51:44.930 --> 04:51:49.530 and s0ft33... ten... community subs. 04:51:50.380 --> 04:51:51.990 Thank you to the both of you... 04:51:52.780 --> 04:51:55.790 for your... amazing contributions, thank you. 04:51:57.300 --> 04:51:59.470 Subs rolling in. "Guh... you!" 04:51:59.730 --> 04:52:00.790 Oh, it's her. 04:52:01.030 --> 04:52:03.750 "Not bad, this is a pretty nice-looking place." 04:52:04.360 --> 04:52:07.510 Um... Oh, it's the La—It's her, it's the Lady! 04:52:07.920 --> 04:52:09.410 I forgot about you. 04:52:10.390 --> 04:52:12.200 You're not gonna steal shit, right? 04:52:13.180 --> 04:52:17.930 "Y'know, is it really so... kosher for an employee to give a customer a face like that?" 04:52:18.400 --> 04:52:21.700 "Thought a smile was the basis for 'customer satisfaction.'" 04:52:22.250 --> 04:52:24.400 "Oh, for a normal customer, that's completely true." 04:52:24.400 --> 04:52:27.330 "For someone who openly attempted to murder us, however..." 04:52:27.720 --> 04:52:30.130 "this is the only face I have to show." 04:52:30.640 --> 04:52:33.290 "Hmm, well it looks like she's got a different idea." 04:52:34.360 --> 04:52:36.910 Um, we're doing this in the middle of all customers? 04:52:37.300 --> 04:52:40.660 "Oh yay, Charme, welcome, I'm so glad you came!" 04:52:40.850 --> 04:52:44.470 "Yeah, well, I kept wonderin' about this place. Nice store you have here." 04:52:45.710 --> 04:52:47.640 "Thank you, make yourself at home!" 04:52:49.430 --> 04:52:50.810 "Recette..." 04:52:51.700 --> 04:52:52.690 "See?" 04:52:53.140 --> 04:52:55.840 "I see all too clearly, thank you." 04:52:57.240 --> 04:53:02.160 "That Recette's a good girl. Nice, trusting, honest. Don't you agree?" 04:53:03.340 --> 04:53:06.330 "Of course I do. You don't need to tell me that." 04:53:07.000 --> 04:53:13.460 Who gives a shit about any of this? Are you gonna buy something or not? You annoying motherfucker. 04:53:16.200 --> 04:53:17.410 I guess not. 04:53:17.650 --> 04:53:23.740 Thanks for wasting... a full hour of my time, I got customers sprawled... through this whole place... 04:53:25.190 --> 04:53:26.870 And one of them wants... 04:53:28.950 --> 04:53:32.080 Get outta here... 21 cents, take it or leave it. 04:53:32.300 --> 04:53:33.660 31 cents. 04:53:34.380 --> 04:53:35.710 Then leave. 04:53:41.170 --> 04:53:42.840 Now you want a helmet? 04:53:45.150 --> 04:53:48.070 "That's a little too much." Y—I'm not gonna—No. 04:53:48.070 --> 04:53:50.670 I'm not gonna sell this to you, for... 04:53:51.140 --> 04:53:54.080 Yeah, please, don't—I'm not gonna... 04:53:55.130 --> 04:53:56.520 I gotta eat, y'know? 04:53:59.040 --> 04:54:00.250 Oo... 04:54:03.140 --> 04:54:04.930 I'm gonna start with 5,000... 04:54:07.690 --> 04:54:10.270 Now, I'll bring it down to 4,000. 04:54:12.050 --> 04:54:13.520 4,200. 04:54:20.860 --> 04:54:22.240 [giggling] 04:54:22.240 --> 04:54:23.830 Oh, look who it is! 04:54:27.940 --> 04:54:29.040 "How much for this?" 04:54:29.040 --> 04:54:31.340 Well, for you, that's 2,000. 04:54:32.680 --> 04:54:35.090 "Less than what I thought I have to pay." What? 04:54:38.680 --> 04:54:40.260 Could've sold for more? 04:54:41.220 --> 04:54:42.480 It's this lady! 04:54:42.590 --> 04:54:45.760 "It pains me to part with this, but for your sake, I'll sell it to you." 04:54:46.800 --> 04:54:53.170 I don't—I don't want your dumb... like, cotton candy-filled crouton, please... 04:54:54.160 --> 04:54:57.470 Uuh... That—I... I pretty much took that for free... 04:55:01.640 --> 04:55:04.790 "My grandchild's been pestering me to get a treasure." 04:55:08.640 --> 04:55:09.710 Were they? 04:55:10.980 --> 04:55:12.210 Were they now... 04:55:17.230 --> 04:55:21.840 [laughing] $21,000... 04:55:22.070 --> 04:55:23.190 Um... 04:55:24.830 --> 04:55:26.430 30,000? 04:55:27.190 --> 04:55:29.140 I can probably get 30,000. 04:55:32.860 --> 04:55:34.400 Is that too much? 04:55:35.520 --> 04:55:40.370 How about twenty... like, twenty... five... 25,000. 04:55:44.250 --> 04:55:49.240 "I don't have that kind of money." Shit! Twenty... two thousand? 04:55:53.440 --> 04:55:54.860 20,000? 04:55:57.900 --> 04:55:58.890 18? 04:55:59.760 --> 04:56:01.900 I mean, where—How—How— When am I gonna sell this? 04:56:02.960 --> 04:56:04.050 22? 04:56:07.360 --> 04:56:10.470 "No, no, no, no!" What do you mean "No"? "Don't sell low!" 04:56:11.390 --> 04:56:13.220 But I wouldn't be able to sell this... 04:56:13.220 --> 04:56:14.310 Twenty? 04:56:17.680 --> 04:56:19.050 I'm gonna say 22. 04:56:22.090 --> 04:56:23.620 Oh, you're not gonna buy it. 04:56:24.270 --> 04:56:26.670 I gotta sell that thing for like, 15,000... 04:56:32.940 --> 04:56:34.530 It's alright, it's still made some money... 04:56:37.360 --> 04:56:39.820 Lets get... Let's get the Windbreaker out there... 04:56:44.070 --> 04:56:45.650 Sell those Bat Wings... 04:56:49.590 --> 04:56:51.060 "Welcome, what can I—" 04:56:51.120 --> 04:56:54.360 We're getting all these... other characters now... 04:56:54.750 --> 04:56:57.270 "You're that girl who was hanging out near the windows earlier." 04:56:57.440 --> 04:57:01.930 "Stained-glass yayness. I'm glad you came in, what can I get you?" 04:57:03.050 --> 04:57:04.020 "Arma." 04:57:05.220 --> 04:57:06.590 [pretends to vomit] 04:57:07.100 --> 04:57:11.150 "Oh, is that your name? So is that like 'Miss Arma' like a last name or..." 04:57:12.030 --> 04:57:15.260 "'Missarma.' Negative. Arma." 04:57:16.070 --> 04:57:18.470 "So, you're saying 'just call me Arma,' then." 04:57:19.750 --> 04:57:20.900 "Affirmative." 04:57:22.700 --> 04:57:25.170 "Well, I'm Recette. Nice to meet you, Arma!" 04:57:26.200 --> 04:57:27.440 "Recette." 04:57:30.310 --> 04:57:31.180 "Yep!" 04:57:32.210 --> 04:57:34.340 "State the purpose of this facility." 04:57:35.820 --> 04:57:38.630 "The 'purpose' of—Uh... Okay, to start with..." 04:57:41.480 --> 04:57:45.520 "I'm sorry, I blacked out there for a minute. How long is it—Uh, am I still here?" 04:57:46.580 --> 04:57:47.920 "How long was I out for? 04:57:48.840 --> 04:57:51.720 "Um... So you buy and sell items here!" 04:57:52.930 --> 04:57:55.630 "A material distribution center. Understood." 04:57:56.340 --> 04:57:58.540 "Tch—Unity. Precision." 04:57:59.130 --> 04:58:01.020 "I'm the best card in Hearthstone!" 04:58:01.680 --> 04:58:03.780 "Uh, materi—Uh, yup—Uh—Eh— Okay, so what do you want?" 04:58:03.780 --> 04:58:05.750 "I'm taking this object, then." 04:58:09.320 --> 04:58:12.880 "Yeek, wait, no, you can't just take things! What are you doing, get back here!" 04:58:13.850 --> 04:58:15.260 "There is a problem?" 04:58:16.010 --> 04:58:20.430 "Well, if you want to have something, uh, 'distributed' to you, you gotta pay me! Money!" 04:58:21.000 --> 04:58:23.150 "'Money.' Term unidentified." 04:58:25.070 --> 04:58:26.340 "Elaborate." 04:58:27.950 --> 04:58:31.380 "I need to explain money? Yikes, I'd better start all over, then." 04:58:32.000 --> 04:58:34.380 "So, uh, how do I explain what money is?" 04:58:34.610 --> 04:58:37.710 "Well, the money we use is referred to as 'pix'..." 04:58:38.160 --> 04:58:40.390 "Em... Oh..." 04:58:40.850 --> 04:58:44.990 "Um... I'm—I'm s—I don't know what's going on, I think I have to go to a doctor... 04:58:46.420 --> 04:58:49.970 "I don't—That—That's not normal, right? That shouldn't be happening..." 04:58:50.690 --> 04:58:52.300 "Uh... money, money..." 04:58:54.220 --> 04:58:55.690 "Yea, can—you have a car? 04:58:56.680 --> 04:58:59.360 "You have a car? I think... Yeah, this is not normal..." 04:59:01.410 --> 04:59:02.750 [pretending to vomit] 04:59:04.720 --> 04:59:08.640 "Ugh... This—This—Agh... This... is happening more than I thought that was gonna happened..." 04:59:12.880 --> 04:59:14.040 "Understood." 04:59:14.450 --> 04:59:18.720 "I currently lack 'money'... and am therefore unable to perform 'shopping.'" 04:59:20.870 --> 04:59:22.350 "Come back sometime!" 04:59:26.080 --> 04:59:28.480 "That was exhausting! I hope she does come back..." 04:59:33.410 --> 04:59:34.810 Who the fuck are you? 04:59:35.870 --> 04:59:38.440 Oh... Oh yeah, it's that... other fairy... 04:59:38.880 --> 04:59:43.350 "How much is this selling for?" How 'bout a good 550?" 04:59:45.520 --> 04:59:48.080 "I don't care what you think or smell." 04:59:50.470 --> 04:59:52.190 Is that really that much money? 04:59:58.410 --> 05:00:00.050 "Like. A. Bandit." 05:00:02.300 --> 05:00:03.850 "Bye, Bandit!" 05:00:04.890 --> 05:00:07.370 Do you know Otto's name was gonna be Bandit? 05:00:12.160 --> 05:00:13.800 "I'd like this!" 05:00:15.330 --> 05:00:16.510 You're back... 05:00:20.540 --> 05:00:28.380 Alright, this last time, I did 5,000 to came down, let's do 4,000, or... 3,800. 05:00:30.200 --> 05:00:33.460 Thirty-eight, thirty-se... thirty-six, thirty seven? 05:00:33.510 --> 05:00:34.600 38. 05:00:40.830 --> 05:00:41.770 What?! 05:00:42.660 --> 05:00:46.500 This is like, a rare fuckin' item! It's a rare, dungeon item! 05:00:48.450 --> 05:00:49.910 This lady's too cheap! 05:00:51.040 --> 05:00:52.080 33. 05:00:58.850 --> 05:01:00.290 I didn't get scammed... 05:01:03.690 --> 05:01:06.790 "How much for the Cherries..." They're all—The Cherries, they are 1,100. 05:01:14.460 --> 05:01:15.490 I'll go. 05:01:15.970 --> 05:01:19.460 This base... All fish... is 1,200. 05:01:27.230 --> 05:01:28.170 You're back. 05:01:28.590 --> 05:01:29.970 "I would like some food." 05:01:30.400 --> 05:01:32.400 Y—I just sold you some, but, you know... 05:01:33.140 --> 05:01:35.700 We got Baked Yams, Candy... 05:01:36.240 --> 05:01:38.040 Uh... Let's go with the Baked Yam. 05:01:38.670 --> 05:01:40.470 How's that? "Absolutely!" 05:01:40.470 --> 05:01:43.530 How 'bout, uh... two th—twenty— 2,200 for the Baked Yam. 05:01:44.110 --> 05:01:45.170 There it is. 05:01:50.990 --> 05:01:53.230 That was some pretty good... couple of sales. 05:01:57.240 --> 05:01:59.440 I need 80,000 bucks... 05:02:01.600 --> 05:02:04.010 "Scam the yam scam..." 05:02:04.140 --> 05:02:05.670 "Scam yam..." 05:02:08.560 --> 05:02:09.350 Oh! 05:02:10.460 --> 05:02:11.780 Price of shields! 05:02:14.020 --> 05:02:16.050 I think I have a few of those left, don't I? 05:02:17.020 --> 05:02:18.700 Did I sell all the shields? 05:02:19.120 --> 05:02:20.780 Shit, I did, didn't I? 05:02:24.400 --> 05:02:25.440 Shit! 05:02:33.900 --> 05:02:34.740 "A." 05:02:36.130 --> 05:02:36.920 "Ei!" 05:02:39.700 --> 05:02:40.590 "Ei!" 05:02:42.360 --> 05:02:43.450 Come on in! 05:02:46.880 --> 05:02:49.040 "Welcome to... Recettear!" 05:02:49.740 --> 05:02:50.620 "Huh." 05:02:51.530 --> 05:02:54.100 "This place isn't nearly as nice as I thought it'd be..." 05:02:54.550 --> 05:02:57.040 "Can these people really get me what I need?" 05:02:57.790 --> 05:02:58.880 "Excuse me?" 05:03:00.050 --> 05:03:03.760 "Well, I've got no choice. Gotta keep striding forward." 05:03:04.310 --> 05:03:07.680 "You there! Go fetch me the owner of this place. I have business with him!" 05:03:08.800 --> 05:03:11.940 "The owner? Well, you're looking at her! What can I do for you?" 05:03:12.270 --> 05:03:14.690 "Surely you're joking. Don't waste my time, girl." 05:03:15.590 --> 05:03:18.070 "Huh? No, really, I'm the owner! Can I help you?" 05:03:21.550 --> 05:03:22.910 "Uh, sir?" 05:03:23.730 --> 05:03:27.870 "You dare make a fool out of me? You must think I'm just some idiot kid..." 05:03:29.360 --> 05:03:32.060 "HEWUWHEWHA?! I, uh, no no, I, uh..." 05:03:32.160 --> 05:03:37.020 "You expect me to believe someone as short as you owns this establishment?" 05:03:37.130 --> 05:03:40.350 "Stop playing with me and bring me the new owner, now!" 05:03:41.120 --> 05:03:43.780 "Y—You shut up! I am the owner, really!" 05:03:45.730 --> 05:03:49.100 "What in the world is going on here? Why're you shouting at a customer?" 05:03:49.600 --> 05:03:52.450 "Tear... listen, he's being..." 05:03:52.790 --> 05:03:56.490 "Oh, merde. Some kind of problem, I assume?" 05:03:56.980 --> 05:03:59.430 "Hmm? A fairy..." 05:03:59.800 --> 05:04:02.380 "Interesting. Not what I expected." 05:04:03.100 --> 05:04:04.060 "Pardon?" 05:04:04.810 --> 05:04:09.260 "Physically slight, and at a disadvantage against larger creatures... 05:04:09.370 --> 05:04:12.590 "but innately talented at administration and management..." 05:04:12.590 --> 05:04:17.020 "Quite possibly the only nonhuman race to easily adapt to human culture..." 05:04:17.020 --> 05:04:19.410 "by utilizing their unique talents." 05:04:21.020 --> 05:04:22.580 "In other words..." 05:04:24.800 --> 05:04:26.450 "You... [holding laugh]" 05:04:26.730 --> 05:04:31.060 "You must be the proprietor... madam fairy. Good day." 05:04:31.060 --> 05:04:34.200 "I apologize for having to raise my voice at your servant." 05:04:34.930 --> 05:04:36.240 "Ah, well, huh..." 05:04:36.710 --> 05:04:38.440 "Ah, now hang on just a second..." 05:04:39.580 --> 05:04:44.120 "It's a pleasure to meet you, madam fairy. Caillou is my name." 05:04:44.120 --> 05:04:49.290 "And I am a magician by trade, and I need to place an order for some reagents." 05:04:50.280 --> 05:04:54.070 "An item order? Ah—Oh—Ah, very well, what can we get you?" 05:04:54.620 --> 05:04:57.040 "I require three items specifically." 05:04:57.040 --> 05:05:02.060 "A charred lizard, a bat wing, and a slime liver. I only need one of each." 05:05:02.060 --> 05:05:06.050 "There's no need for a precise deadline, but obviously, the sooner you can provide them," 05:05:06.050 --> 05:05:07.900 "the better it'll be for everyone." 05:05:08.120 --> 05:05:10.330 "Can I assume you will take the order?" 05:05:11.190 --> 05:05:14.130 "Naturally. We shall obtain what you need as soon as we can!" 05:05:14.520 --> 05:05:17.080 "Marvelous. Well then, if you'll excuse me..." 05:05:17.630 --> 05:05:20.380 "Uh, you know I—uh—eh—uh... Blergh!" 05:05:20.670 --> 05:05:22.330 "Ah, yes... You, look..." 05:05:22.770 --> 05:05:25.340 "Look, don't... cause your boss trouble, alright?" 05:05:25.460 --> 05:05:28.800 "Pretending to be the owner like that will only make you look foolish." 05:05:30.410 --> 05:05:32.700 "But I—I—I—I—I am the owner!" 05:05:35.170 --> 05:05:37.660 "Now, there. There is no need to get angry about this." 05:05:38.520 --> 05:05:40.560 "It's simple mistake, nothing more." 05:05:41.400 --> 05:05:44.250 "If it's so simple, then why do you look so happy about it?" 05:05:46.020 --> 05:05:49.640 "You clearly misunderstand me, yes, clearly..." 05:05:49.760 --> 05:05:52.920 I haven't—I—I get to take some of that stuff off the, uh... shelf... 05:05:53.530 --> 05:05:54.830 Alright, you want the fish? 05:05:55.180 --> 05:05:56.220 1,300. 05:05:58.210 --> 05:05:59.290 Thank you! 05:06:00.020 --> 05:06:01.130 Thank you! 05:06:01.310 --> 05:06:02.580 Uh, thank you. 05:06:03.090 --> 05:06:04.010 Thank you. 05:06:04.500 --> 05:06:06.080 "Oh, hi, welcome." 05:06:06.470 --> 05:06:09.360 "I'll lower myself to buying something from you: a hat." 05:06:12.780 --> 05:06:16.040 [chuckles] I just, like, swing the piece of plywood at her... 05:06:17.260 --> 05:06:20.600 You know how hard it is to swing a giant piece of plywood? 05:06:22.730 --> 05:06:24.050 I don't have that, sorry. 05:06:33.240 --> 05:06:37.030 Oo, I'll take a Beef Bowl... 2,400! 05:06:41.330 --> 05:06:46.530 It's not easy. Just swing a giant... huge piece of plywood... 05:06:47.040 --> 05:06:48.800 It takes a lot of strength. 05:06:50.530 --> 05:06:52.310 They do—They do that shit in, like, crossfit! 05:06:52.310 --> 05:06:56.970 They pick up, like, big... plywood sheets and, like, swing them against the air resistance... 05:07:10.190 --> 05:07:11.550 "This is desired." 05:07:11.900 --> 05:07:13.540 You don't eat food... 05:07:13.950 --> 05:07:16.890 "Oh, look, hey, the robot doesn't— the robot doesn't know shit!" 05:07:19.480 --> 05:07:22.120 [chuckles] "Yeah, it's 30,000." 05:07:22.730 --> 05:07:26.570 "30,000, oh... okay." 05:07:31.100 --> 05:07:34.050 "I bought the beef for 2,400." No, I didn't. 05:07:34.530 --> 05:07:39.070 "You bought the beef bowl." Not for 2,400! Wha—I didn't buy it for 2,400! 05:07:41.650 --> 05:07:44.110 [laughing] 05:07:46.480 --> 05:07:50.690 "Ah, yes, I—That—Yeah, that—that... uh, strange robot lady just touched..." 05:07:50.690 --> 05:07:52.350 "May I owned it now?" 05:08:04.120 --> 05:08:06.420 "Any chance I could get you to buy this from me?" 05:08:06.430 --> 05:08:08.640 Oo, chocolate! 20 05:08:17.300 --> 05:08:19.920 A bracelet... I don't have a bracelet... 05:08:21.210 --> 05:08:22.890 He's already go home again... 05:08:22.890 --> 05:08:26.240 "I scammed myself twice." I just bought that for 200 bucks. 05:08:29.100 --> 05:08:32.110 I—I know—I just bought that for way less! 05:08:33.830 --> 05:08:36.180 I may have fucked up the first one... 05:08:38.710 --> 05:08:40.360 "Hey, could I purchase this?" 05:08:40.360 --> 05:08:43.280 Yes, you can, for 2,400 bucks! 05:08:52.130 --> 05:08:55.390 "How's the item business treatin' you... Recette?" 05:08:56.110 --> 05:08:59.280 "I think I can give you a hand on that score, how much for this?" 05:09:00.090 --> 05:09:02.890 Uh, that's a Cloth Robe, we'll do the 1,200. 05:09:05.850 --> 05:09:08.950 Sh—Guys, should I just overcharge the hell out of this person? 05:09:11.900 --> 05:09:15.990 [bursts out laughing] Alright... hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait... 05:09:17.880 --> 05:09:19.550 [Jerma's sound heard from the clip] "Can I own it now?" 05:09:19.690 --> 05:09:23.030 [Jerma's sound heard from the clip] "The robot lady just touched, can I own it now?" 05:09:27.110 --> 05:09:30.300 Right, whatever—Okay, I just— It's alright, I—I made it back! 05:09:33.750 --> 05:09:34.800 Oo! 05:09:37.350 --> 05:09:40.840 We're going... 300% on this one, $1,000. 05:09:43.930 --> 05:09:45.230 "It's that much?" 05:09:45.230 --> 05:09:48.530 Eh... see those item isn't... it's not, I'm afraid... 05:09:52.180 --> 05:09:54.710 Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding! 05:09:56.760 --> 05:09:59.360 "I still lost money." No, I didn't, my gum's still up! 05:10:00.050 --> 05:10:04.770 "I've been looking for a Candy Apple." How much should I... buy it for... 05:10:04.770 --> 05:10:07.030 How much should you... take it for... 05:10:08.240 --> 05:10:10.080 "I redeemed myself." Yeah, I did. 05:10:11.010 --> 05:10:13.110 "I have to make 80K." I got plenty of time! 05:10:16.930 --> 05:10:20.040 "What the heck, too much!" 1,800, take it or leave it. 05:10:20.320 --> 05:10:21.870 Get outta here, don't come back! 05:10:23.450 --> 05:10:25.960 The person won't buy anything, just... leave! 05:10:26.030 --> 05:10:30.920 "There are signs of a boom in longswords among men who know quality." 05:10:32.090 --> 05:10:33.670 "The price... had—" W—That— 05:10:33.670 --> 05:10:40.650 [loud vroomer passes] 05:10:40.850 --> 05:10:43.780 Anyways, um... So let's put a Longswords out... 05:10:50.600 --> 05:10:53.350 Uh, I wanna keep that—Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is important. 05:10:53.350 --> 05:10:56.100 Um... I need some for open order. 05:10:59.080 --> 05:11:04.690 So, Caillou wants... Charred Lizard, Bat Wings, and Slime Liver. 05:11:04.690 --> 05:11:06.970 So, I need a Bat Wing, take one of these off... 05:11:17.680 --> 05:11:21.040 I don't wanna get rid all of my food, foods gonna boom here soon, I know it... 05:11:21.800 --> 05:11:23.430 Gimme something else up there... 05:11:25.460 --> 05:11:27.930 Eh, let's just get rid of this inventory and then go sells them... 05:11:27.930 --> 05:11:30.300 I mean go buy stuff, you know what I'm trying to say... 05:11:34.610 --> 05:11:36.370 "Mommy asked me to sell this." 05:11:38.390 --> 05:11:39.420 Go away. 05:11:43.860 --> 05:11:44.820 Oh, hi! 05:11:45.380 --> 05:11:47.670 "Please produce a piece of armor." 05:11:50.800 --> 05:11:51.880 Raincoat? 05:11:54.050 --> 05:11:55.860 Would you take a Raincoat? 05:11:58.710 --> 05:12:03.160 "Um... Bum-ba-da-baa!" Bum-ba-da-ba... 05:12:05.860 --> 05:12:08.870 Bum—Oh, it's—it's "Bumbadabaa!" 05:12:09.190 --> 05:12:10.590 Alright... 05:12:11.330 --> 05:12:12.690 "Acceptable." 05:12:13.410 --> 05:12:14.620 $400. 05:12:14.960 --> 05:12:16.100 Thank you! 05:12:20.610 --> 05:12:21.820 [Otto voice] "Pardon me!" 05:12:22.030 --> 05:12:23.360 [Otto voice] "Oh, hi, welcome!" 05:12:23.640 --> 05:12:25.770 Let me try to get it right. [clears throat] 05:12:26.240 --> 05:12:27.910 "Ikura—" I get it. 05:12:46.330 --> 05:12:48.750 Why's everybody freaking out?! Everybody's freaking out! 05:12:48.750 --> 05:12:50.360 I didn't do anything! 05:12:51.960 --> 05:12:54.000 I did—I didn't do anything! 05:13:04.180 --> 05:13:05.760 I can probably do it too. 05:13:09.330 --> 05:13:12.220 "That's too expensive." 1,300, you can't afford it... 05:13:17.580 --> 05:13:19.790 I know I can do it really well... 05:13:21.050 --> 05:13:23.560 No, no, no, no, no, no! 05:13:24.380 --> 05:13:27.640 "Sell me this." No! Take the other one! Take the better one... 05:13:27.640 --> 05:13:29.470 Shit, whatever... 05:13:33.950 --> 05:13:35.310 Well, at least he want it... 05:13:36.700 --> 05:13:38.510 [chuckles] 05:13:39.360 --> 05:13:42.500 Candy Apple... 1,800! 05:13:49.360 --> 05:13:53.580 "There's no reason to be mad." I d... I—Okay, when I—when I went... 05:13:54.140 --> 05:13:56.250 "Gozaimas—" Like, everyone was just, like... 05:13:56.630 --> 05:14:02.520 a WAVE... of just, upset people, which is fuckin' flowing... 05:14:11.250 --> 05:14:15.340 "I just bought the Can—" Well, I'm being distracted by people screaming at me! 05:14:26.390 --> 05:14:28.120 [chuckles] 05:14:29.570 --> 05:14:32.350 I hope he comes in and buys— Alright, I need to go to the store. 05:14:37.620 --> 05:14:40.380 I'm gonna get the Thief's Knife, prices currently down... 05:14:41.940 --> 05:14:44.710 and I'm gonna get the... Crafter's Knife... 05:14:48.310 --> 05:14:49.990 Parade Armor... 05:14:50.640 --> 05:14:51.790 Oo... 05:14:59.930 --> 05:15:03.010 I can't do shields... Parade Helm? 05:15:06.740 --> 05:15:07.850 Tch... 05:15:12.360 --> 05:15:15.560 No... no, no... Go to the market. 05:15:18.150 --> 05:15:19.950 Get back here, let me put these off... 05:15:19.990 --> 05:15:21.680 No, shit! Whatever... 05:15:26.800 --> 05:15:28.450 "Do the voice right now." 05:15:29.350 --> 05:15:34.340 No, I think that's like a, 80-20... percentage of people that want me to not do it. 05:15:34.560 --> 05:15:37.110 "The price of accessories has decreased." 05:15:37.790 --> 05:15:40.780 "The price of Daggers has normalized." Good. 05:15:40.780 --> 05:15:43.090 "Beware of fake items and scams." 05:15:44.520 --> 05:15:47.340 Alright, so we go, we can put the Thief's Knife up here... 05:15:53.010 --> 05:15:55.080 Let's get rid of these Rusty Daggers... 05:15:58.890 --> 05:16:01.190 And, let's do some... fish... 05:16:02.590 --> 05:16:04.620 and... Chocolate—No, the Beef. 05:16:08.240 --> 05:16:11.760 "What about accessories?" Hold on a minute here... This is cheaper, isn't it? 05:16:12.710 --> 05:16:14.220 What's the price cut on that? 05:16:18.810 --> 05:16:21.700 14,900, get that out of here... 05:16:23.310 --> 05:16:24.910 Is the vase an accessory? 05:16:27.450 --> 05:16:29.560 No. It's a treasure. 05:16:31.140 --> 05:16:32.920 Alright, let's go—Wait. 05:16:43.030 --> 05:16:45.080 "Don't ignore us, Jeremy." 05:16:46.310 --> 05:16:47.640 "Got a piece of armor?" 05:16:48.060 --> 05:16:49.490 Um... I did... 05:16:51.620 --> 05:16:54.410 I did, but not anymore, goodbye... 05:16:57.370 --> 05:17:01.480 Oh... I can't do it, guys, shut— I'm gonna le—I'm gonna lose people... 05:17:04.110 --> 05:17:05.100 Oo! 05:17:06.150 --> 05:17:08.450 Already ff... five—Okay... 05:17:11.160 --> 05:17:14.170 4,000? I can probably do 4,200... 05:17:16.800 --> 05:17:18.620 4,000 is probably safe here... 05:17:26.990 --> 05:17:27.940 "Welcome!" 05:17:28.060 --> 05:17:29.540 "Do you have some food?" 05:17:29.540 --> 05:17:30.890 Yes, we do. 05:17:31.440 --> 05:17:32.740 Do you want an orange? 05:17:33.100 --> 05:17:34.320 700 bucks. 05:17:36.080 --> 05:17:37.070 800. 05:17:38.140 --> 05:17:40.440 "That's too expensive." Well, then... 05:17:49.990 --> 05:17:52.400 That—I was—That was at base value! 05:17:53.060 --> 05:17:55.240 "Any chance I could get you to buy this?" 05:17:55.810 --> 05:17:57.660 I don't wanna buy anymore bread! 05:17:57.660 --> 05:17:58.950 30 cents. 05:17:59.490 --> 05:18:01.680 "Is it really that—" Yes, 30 cents. 05:18:03.870 --> 05:18:05.590 Sometimes you gotta stick with your guns. 05:18:10.980 --> 05:18:13.410 My daughter-in-law asked me to pick this up. 05:18:14.440 --> 05:18:16.280 She sure did, 750. 05:18:18.560 --> 05:18:20.310 700, take it or leave it. 05:18:29.440 --> 05:18:35.740 "Little lady, I'd like to get 2 treasures. If I come to pick 'em up in 2 days, will you have 'em?" 05:18:36.000 --> 05:18:39.130 Yup. You're gonna— [chuckles] You didn't say the price. 05:18:39.130 --> 05:18:42.420 It's gonna be, like, $40,000 worth of stuff. 05:18:55.030 --> 05:19:00.110 Very Odd Vase, 21,000... and an Unthankful Statue. 05:19:01.160 --> 05:19:03.120 [laughing] 05:19:03.740 --> 05:19:08.530 "What the hell is this bill?" "You didn't specify how expensive..." 05:19:16.960 --> 05:19:19.470 No one's gonna be able to afford any of this shit... 05:19:23.660 --> 05:19:25.770 Adventurer's Guild is closed... 05:19:30.640 --> 05:19:33.190 Oh, wait a minute, I can buy a couple—I'm gonna buy this! 05:19:33.890 --> 05:19:36.240 Yea, these are... cheap right now... 05:19:39.010 --> 05:19:40.600 Oo, these are cheap! 05:19:40.770 --> 05:19:42.090 Healing Ring? 05:19:47.560 --> 05:19:49.070 Purity Ring? 05:19:55.880 --> 05:19:58.120 This is ho—Honest—Honest to God, sometimes— 05:19:58.120 --> 05:20:00.970 I'm telling you guys, sometimes you have to fuckin' go nuts! 05:20:01.650 --> 05:20:05.720 Because... I'm gonna sell this shit, I'm gonna make back, like, fuckin' 50-60,000. 05:20:13.140 --> 05:20:15.440 When those prices normalize... 05:20:17.380 --> 05:20:19.590 "What about your credits score?" I'll be fine... 05:20:34.380 --> 05:20:35.800 How many days do I have? 05:20:36.720 --> 05:20:39.500 One, two, three—I got, like, four days. 05:20:40.380 --> 05:20:43.210 Oh shit, okay, I need to have $80,000... 05:20:51.430 --> 05:20:52.450 I can do it. 05:20:52.720 --> 05:20:54.200 I can do it! I can do it. 05:21:06.040 --> 05:21:09.390 "You're actually fuckin' dead." No, I'm not. It's—I'm not dead. 05:21:11.100 --> 05:21:13.340 I'm gonna... Everything's gonna be fine. 05:21:14.350 --> 05:21:17.440 [chuckles] "Time to replace your blood with spinach." 05:21:19.040 --> 05:21:20.410 Everything's gonna be fine. 05:21:21.000 --> 05:21:22.570 Do you see this shit? 05:21:22.860 --> 05:21:27.060 Ten-fuckin'-grand? 8,000? 7,000? 6,000? 05:21:30.280 --> 05:21:32.190 It's gonna be just fine. 05:21:35.590 --> 05:21:39.550 But sell off food, Baked Yams, Candy Apples and all this shit... 05:21:41.210 --> 05:21:42.550 I'm ready, let's go. 05:21:44.250 --> 05:21:46.730 "Sell the vase"? No one's gonna buy it. 05:21:52.370 --> 05:21:57.630 And, I could take this shit to the market and sell it at an extreme loss... 05:21:59.430 --> 05:22:01.280 "The vase's for the old man." Yeah. 05:22:07.090 --> 05:22:08.090 Here we go. 05:22:09.170 --> 05:22:11.320 Let's be reasonable with this, 2,000. 05:22:11.990 --> 05:22:14.650 "A bit expensive"? 1,800. 05:22:15.940 --> 05:22:18.850 Here we go. String it together. 05:22:23.430 --> 05:22:24.510 Okay... 05:22:25.470 --> 05:22:27.920 That'll be... 1,700 bucks, please. 05:22:27.920 --> 05:22:30.390 "Is it that much?" 1,600 for you. 05:22:30.700 --> 05:22:32.110 Just what I thought. 05:22:37.400 --> 05:22:39.900 How you doin'? Bingo... Cherries! 05:22:41.000 --> 05:22:44.400 Uh... "Sell this if I get into trouble!" Eh... 05:22:44.750 --> 05:22:47.220 Can I just do 0? I don't wanna buy anything. 05:22:57.260 --> 05:23:00.830 "Can you give me 2 pieces of armor? I'll come get 'em in 3 days." 05:23:01.830 --> 05:23:03.280 I can do that, I can do that... 05:23:04.030 --> 05:23:06.250 I'm gonna go buy it from him! [laughing] 05:23:06.250 --> 05:23:07.890 I'm gonna re-gift... 05:23:10.020 --> 05:23:11.800 Alright, here's the yam... 05:23:12.150 --> 05:23:13.560 2,400. 05:23:22.890 --> 05:23:24.780 "This is just what I was looking for!" 05:23:24.780 --> 05:23:27.620 Yes, it is... 2,400. 05:23:33.140 --> 05:23:34.360 Level Up! 05:23:35.860 --> 05:23:38.440 Okay, I'm... Everything's fine. 05:23:42.310 --> 05:23:48.350 -13,000... But that's 'cause I bought a lot of this shit and what—watch this gonna get this price skyrocket... 05:23:49.030 --> 05:23:50.160 Here comes the news. 05:23:50.400 --> 05:23:53.290 "The price of armor has increased." Shit! 05:23:54.600 --> 05:23:57.300 [chuckles] I was gonna go buy armor... 05:24:00.080 --> 05:24:02.670 [laughing] 05:24:02.670 --> 05:24:09.660 He just... He just... fucked me, so bad, he just completely fucked me over. 05:24:10.100 --> 05:24:12.300 He knew I was gonna do this, he knows me too well. 05:24:13.240 --> 05:24:14.580 I have to go adventure. 05:24:14.580 --> 05:24:16.480 But I need to sell stuff! 05:24:19.120 --> 05:24:20.770 "You can still buy it." 05:24:22.360 --> 05:24:24.770 "So glad I got those floors and carpets." 05:24:26.610 --> 05:24:28.390 It's not dire yet. 05:24:29.800 --> 05:24:32.320 It's not—Hold on, Change Flooring! 05:24:33.370 --> 05:24:34.590 Ooh... 05:24:35.470 --> 05:24:36.670 Take a look at that! 05:24:37.510 --> 05:24:38.900 Now we're better store! 05:24:39.250 --> 05:24:42.460 It's not dire, it's only dire when I get—It—It's not—It's not dire yet... 05:24:42.460 --> 05:24:48.260 It's not dire, I still have plenty of time, I have... today, tomorrow, the next day, and the next day! 05:24:48.730 --> 05:24:49.860 There's time. 05:24:54.710 --> 05:24:59.610 Once these prices... normalize here... I'm gonna make a ton of money. 05:25:01.410 --> 05:25:04.440 I may even try—No, that's for Grandpa, these are for Grandpa... 05:25:05.140 --> 05:25:07.190 By the way, when is he... when is his order? 05:25:17.580 --> 05:25:21.450 "Tomorrow. Old Man. 2 treasures. 05:25:22.590 --> 05:25:25.640 So tomorrow, the old man wants— he wants two treasures... 05:25:28.010 --> 05:25:29.800 Alright, now I gotta go... 05:25:30.110 --> 05:25:31.800 I wonder if it's worth... 05:25:34.490 --> 05:25:35.980 Try go to adventure? 05:25:36.920 --> 05:25:38.740 Sell more food? 05:25:46.230 --> 05:25:48.720 The Bat Wing, I can get like—Ah... 05:25:49.740 --> 05:25:51.510 I gotta get the Bat Wing up there... 05:25:52.350 --> 05:25:54.740 "Adventure," "Adventure," "Adventure," "Adventure," "Adventure." 05:25:54.740 --> 05:25:58.510 Eh, it means "Adventure," right? "Sell and adventure," you got it, let's go. 05:26:03.750 --> 05:26:04.830 "Can I help you?" 05:26:05.270 --> 05:26:07.580 "I am procuring this item." 05:26:12.300 --> 05:26:13.380 800! 05:26:19.440 --> 05:26:22.150 "Right then! Get this sorted, please." 05:26:23.480 --> 05:26:24.660 2,000. 05:26:25.020 --> 05:26:26.410 "It's fair"! 05:26:33.560 --> 05:26:35.230 "Ah, this'll do!" 05:26:35.940 --> 05:26:38.190 2,500. 05:26:44.460 --> 05:26:46.340 C'mon, four back-to-back. 05:26:47.060 --> 05:26:50.950 "Need to help... the old pension, y'see, what can I get for this?" 05:26:51.800 --> 05:26:55.740 I don't wanna buy things right now, but I'll—I'll—I'll—I'll give you 300 for it. 05:26:56.320 --> 05:26:58.480 "A little more"? 310. 05:27:06.600 --> 05:27:10.810 "Alright, Miss Capitalist, in 2 days, I want you to get 2 food stuffs for me!" 05:27:11.660 --> 05:27:12.850 I can do that. 05:27:16.470 --> 05:27:18.390 I have 2 things in food... 05:27:19.870 --> 05:27:21.260 "Do you have a bracelet?" 05:27:23.810 --> 05:27:26.290 No, I got rings... Shit. 05:27:33.760 --> 05:27:36.490 "I really don't want to sell this, but..." 05:27:37.380 --> 05:27:40.340 I really don't want to buy this... 500. 05:27:42.630 --> 05:27:45.220 650 and that's it! 05:27:55.130 --> 05:27:59.700 [giggling] "This is Gamestop... Gamestop values..." 05:27:59.900 --> 05:28:01.760 "I'd like some food, please!" 05:28:03.290 --> 05:28:06.500 Alright, Grandpa's got a lot of money, so I'm gonna give him a Baked Yam. 05:28:07.540 --> 05:28:08.980 "That sounds good!" 05:28:09.130 --> 05:28:10.290 2,500. 05:28:11.130 --> 05:28:14.040 "I don't have that kind of money!" Shit, 2,200. 05:28:25.450 --> 05:28:29.020 25,000... Time to adventure. 05:28:30.460 --> 05:28:33.050 Huh... Get—Get this out. 05:28:37.230 --> 05:28:39.920 "Didn't you buy that yam for 2,400?" 05:28:41.190 --> 05:28:43.600 [giggling] 05:28:43.930 --> 05:28:46.040 What's going on at the town square? 05:28:46.510 --> 05:28:50.090 "What the?! Huh, how peculiar, there's something shining in the fountain basin." 05:28:50.300 --> 05:28:53.950 "Oh, yeah, the coins in the fountain. Wow, there's a lotta coins in there." 05:28:54.880 --> 05:28:56.780 Can we reach it and scoop them up? 05:28:57.470 --> 05:28:59.800 "Why are there coins in the public water display?" 05:29:00.420 --> 05:29:03.590 "You've never had the urge to toss a coin into a fountain and make a wish?" 05:29:04.050 --> 05:29:06.530 "Just looking at the fountain kind of makes me want to..." 05:29:07.200 --> 05:29:10.730 "Can I make the natural assumption that you have been so abysmally foolish..." 05:29:10.730 --> 05:29:14.880 "in the past as to actually throw perfectly valid money into this fountain?" 05:29:15.850 --> 05:29:17.790 "Maybe once or twice or thrice..." 05:29:18.530 --> 05:29:21.210 "Oh, I haven't done it in forever, though, really!" 05:29:21.310 --> 05:29:22.800 "I certainly hope not." 05:29:26.000 --> 05:29:27.000 Cool. 05:29:35.920 --> 05:29:37.520 Alright, Larry... 05:29:37.990 --> 05:29:40.390 You got a lot of expensive shit on you... 05:29:47.730 --> 05:29:50.860 Should I give him a ring? No. These are mine. 05:29:52.770 --> 05:29:55.980 Uh, let's bring the... Walnut Bread... 05:29:56.930 --> 05:29:59.710 and... uh... a Cherry. 05:30:00.330 --> 05:30:02.180 No, the Orange, it's cheaper. 05:30:04.260 --> 05:30:05.720 "Give him a book"? 05:30:08.410 --> 05:30:12.600 "A slapstick comedy about two hundred warriors saving a village. This is humor." 05:30:14.030 --> 05:30:16.300 No... this is 1,600 bucks! 05:30:20.960 --> 05:30:22.270 Boss Rush? 05:30:22.760 --> 05:30:23.830 Wait, what? 05:30:25.600 --> 05:30:27.050 Boss Rush... 05:30:35.740 --> 05:30:36.990 Alright, let's go. 05:30:39.330 --> 05:30:41.630 So it's three bosses, back-to-back... 05:30:46.760 --> 05:30:48.150 C'mon, shrink! 05:30:53.100 --> 05:30:54.850 He shrunk even more... 05:30:55.560 --> 05:30:57.250 Oh shit, I took damage... 05:31:07.730 --> 05:31:09.800 [chuckling] Goddammit! 05:31:09.800 --> 05:31:12.290 I'm gonna be fine, don't worry... 05:31:21.510 --> 05:31:23.280 Does this give me any... items? 05:31:26.600 --> 05:31:27.810 Go eat that. 05:31:30.080 --> 05:31:33.320 Go snack... Snack on the mushroom, please. 05:31:38.430 --> 05:31:40.530 "Yea, it's Jimmy Two-Teeth!" 05:31:42.020 --> 05:31:44.810 Yes, it is like Jimmy Two-Teeth—Eat something! 05:32:00.830 --> 05:32:02.040 Right at the back... 05:32:03.120 --> 05:32:04.750 Why is it not hurting him? 05:32:08.740 --> 05:32:10.300 Why is it not hurting him?! 05:32:17.660 --> 05:32:18.770 There it is... 05:32:19.060 --> 05:32:20.670 Yeah, I gotta right his side... 05:32:28.330 --> 05:32:30.110 "It's your birthday today~" 05:32:32.330 --> 05:32:34.120 "You're such a good boy this year~" 05:32:40.270 --> 05:32:43.860 "He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did the thing, he did it!" 05:32:47.010 --> 05:32:48.800 Nothing else here, huh... 05:32:51.590 --> 05:32:54.970 and... versus... Charme! 05:32:57.620 --> 05:32:58.980 Ooh... 05:33:03.020 --> 05:33:04.960 Alright, slow down, slow down... 05:33:08.380 --> 05:33:10.170 Yea, Counter Attack... 05:33:10.370 --> 05:33:12.250 Just... bait and return... 05:33:13.070 --> 05:33:14.080 Easy... 05:33:16.580 --> 05:33:18.670 So w—I just did it, what do I get for this? 05:33:19.680 --> 05:33:20.810 That's it?! 05:33:21.540 --> 05:33:24.230 I just wasted, like, six hours of the day for this... 05:33:24.230 --> 05:33:26.420 No—No—I didn't get anything! 05:33:29.720 --> 05:33:31.395 Not a chest, not a... 05:33:34.350 --> 05:33:36.620 That... was actually two slices of time... 05:33:41.640 --> 05:33:43.230 And it's over, day's over... 05:33:48.130 --> 05:33:54.570 Alright... it is very—it's imperative... that I... can put those treasures up here... 05:33:55.380 --> 05:34:01.580 News... "The price of longswords has decreased. The Swords boom has ended." 05:34:04.660 --> 05:34:06.900 Fuck, how much—I have two days... 05:34:07.090 --> 05:34:08.340 Where's Grandpa? 05:34:12.990 --> 05:34:15.460 "Today: Old Man, 2 treasures." 05:34:17.210 --> 05:34:19.330 Shit, is this still down... 05:34:25.350 --> 05:34:28.840 I'm gonna give him the Unthankful Statue and a Very Odd Vase. 05:34:28.990 --> 05:34:33.600 "Go buy an expensive treasure." I can't... I—Is that—That's not a good idea! 05:34:34.970 --> 05:34:37.030 That's not a good idea, is it? 05:34:42.760 --> 05:34:44.690 I'm gonna—I have to sell them... 05:34:47.670 --> 05:34:50.450 Ten, like, twenty fi—This is like—This is how I do it. 05:34:53.410 --> 05:34:55.230 Let me save the game first... 05:34:57.670 --> 05:35:00.520 Just in case something... catastrophic happens... 05:35:00.940 --> 05:35:02.380 "Hold your line." I'm good. 05:35:07.570 --> 05:35:10.190 "Hold it. Hold everything. Hold everything!" 05:35:13.320 --> 05:35:16.160 No, I can't hold everything, I gotta get rid of something... 05:35:17.000 --> 05:35:19.060 I got five of these necklaces... 05:35:22.100 --> 05:35:25.750 [bursts out laughing] "Burn the shop down... for insurance..." 05:35:26.800 --> 05:35:29.530 I need 60,000, I—It's—Yeah... 05:35:29.800 --> 05:35:32.250 Hold on, I need to make— I need to say something here... 05:35:32.880 --> 05:35:37.590 Is there an—Oh shit, s—There is a—'Kay, there is a f—Oh my God, look at this... 05:35:39.770 --> 05:35:41.840 [exhales] 05:35:44.580 --> 05:35:48.450 I mean, there is a... a "fuck you" scenario... 05:35:49.110 --> 05:35:50.940 and I think I'll be able to do it... 05:36:05.470 --> 05:36:08.700 I can't... buy any of these... shit! 05:36:10.380 --> 05:36:11.800 Urrgh! 05:36:12.570 --> 05:36:14.600 Why did I not have armor? 05:36:23.740 --> 05:36:26.270 "Oh, little Recette. Working hard, I hope?" 05:36:27.540 --> 05:36:29.170 "Are you out on town to walk?" 05:36:29.360 --> 05:36:32.890 "That I am! I make a habit of getting out of the house on days like this!" 05:36:32.890 --> 05:36:35.440 "Walkin' in the sun like this is good for the soul." 05:36:35.980 --> 05:36:39.790 "Clear days do feel nice. You stay indoors during periods of inclement weather, then?" 05:36:40.410 --> 05:36:44.050 "Haha, no, sun's good for the soul, but rain hardens the body!" 05:36:44.050 --> 05:36:49.380 "'Sides, it's nice to see the city looking different on a rainy day." 05:36:49.820 --> 05:36:52.230 "So then, you just go for a walk every day." 05:36:52.340 --> 05:36:55.870 "Yeah, well, I guess if you gotta be short about it, I do." 05:36:57.360 --> 05:36:58.220 "Heh." 05:36:59.820 --> 05:37:01.820 "How on earth do you find that funny?" 05:37:04.520 --> 05:37:06.230 What's the point of this stuff? 05:37:06.610 --> 05:37:10.220 "Here we are in the chapel again..." "When I was a little, I used to come here a lot, actually." 05:37:10.220 --> 05:37:13.970 "Really, I must admit, you do not strike me as the... pious type." 05:37:14.220 --> 05:37:17.630 "When you came to the chapel, you'd get a stamp on a little card..." 05:37:18.250 --> 05:37:20.710 "and with enough stamps, you'd get a piece of candy." 05:37:21.280 --> 05:37:25.780 "So your primary motivation was the candy, not the faith?" "Yup!" 05:37:27.280 --> 05:37:32.170 "Oh my goodness... My previous judgment hit the sweet spot, it seems..." 05:37:33.030 --> 05:37:35.640 So just don't click on these—these, is essentially what I'm getting in from these— 05:37:35.640 --> 05:37:36.700 Alright, here we go! 05:37:36.950 --> 05:37:38.480 I need... 05:37:39.190 --> 05:37:41.210 What do I need to do here? 05:37:41.700 --> 05:37:43.610 I have to liquidate some shit. 05:37:47.590 --> 05:37:49.600 I need some... liquidation. 05:37:55.710 --> 05:37:58.440 "Do fusion"? Do I—Do I have anything to— 05:37:58.440 --> 05:38:03.060 Rank 1 Staff, I need a Magic Staff, a Ba—five Bat Wings... 05:38:03.490 --> 05:38:05.230 I don't have enough to do that... 05:38:07.690 --> 05:38:12.370 I need to—Five Insect Traps, and one Armband—I only have three... 05:38:15.460 --> 05:38:18.630 I need a Charred Lizard, I don't have that... 05:38:18.680 --> 05:38:19.810 It's over! 05:38:30.040 --> 05:38:31.560 It's not over... 05:38:32.130 --> 05:38:35.020 Watch where I—Hold on, there's another thing of lore, here... 05:38:38.100 --> 05:38:40.570 "Nice to have a big lunch, time to dig..." 05:38:41.590 --> 05:38:43.500 "It's been an—" I can sk— 05:38:43.620 --> 05:38:46.270 "I had to buy the—" Well, I didn't know the rings were gonna be... 05:38:46.270 --> 05:38:50.790 on this, like, super... downward trend for the last, like, five days... 05:38:51.050 --> 05:38:54.970 I thought I was gonna be able to buy them and, like, a day or two later start to sell them, they're still down! 05:38:54.970 --> 05:38:57.200 It's been, like, six days! 05:39:00.110 --> 05:39:03.620 "Woof woof." "Are you hungry, too? Huh, you look pretty lean..." 05:39:05.080 --> 05:39:06.630 "I'll give you half of it." 05:39:06.630 --> 05:39:08.500 "Hey, don't wolf it down! 05:39:09.020 --> 05:39:10.780 "Woof, woof, woof, murf." 05:39:11.330 --> 05:39:14.000 "Tasty, isn't it? I spent a long time picking it out, I hope you like it." 05:39:14.000 --> 05:39:15.780 Am I feeding the dog grass? 05:39:18.710 --> 05:39:20.740 "Louie's really kind, isn't he..." 05:39:21.240 --> 05:39:24.870 "To be honest, I thought he and the dog would end up fighting for the food." 05:39:26.760 --> 05:39:28.320 "That'd be sad..." 05:39:32.050 --> 05:39:33.240 Alright... 05:39:35.170 --> 05:39:37.280 I gotta start to make moves here... 05:39:37.820 --> 05:39:39.450 I need this fuckin' money... 05:39:44.250 --> 05:39:48.300 I need it, I have to sell—And now—And this is way more than what I bought it for... 05:39:56.880 --> 05:39:58.370 "Wait until tomorrow"? 05:39:58.500 --> 05:40:00.560 Uh, that's wh—that's why—Um—Ah... 05:40:01.360 --> 05:40:04.270 [exhales] I have to sell these! 05:40:07.770 --> 05:40:09.470 I don't have any armor... 05:40:12.630 --> 05:40:15.810 Unless, like, "Hey, c—Is a necklace armor?" 05:40:18.840 --> 05:40:21.350 "Is a ring armor, technically?" 05:40:34.660 --> 05:40:36.060 Okay, here we go. 05:40:36.970 --> 05:40:41.590 "I went and bought this, but I—no one uses it, will you take it?" No! I don't want it! 05:40:41.630 --> 05:40:43.160 Za—I don't want it. 05:40:51.620 --> 05:40:53.940 "Do you have the treasures?" Oh, I do! 05:40:57.390 --> 05:41:02.110 I got your Back Scratcher... and a $22,000 vase. 05:41:06.130 --> 05:41:07.190 YES! 05:41:07.770 --> 05:41:11.160 Oh shit! Okay, hold on, hold on, this is important... 05:41:12.090 --> 05:41:16.100 Thirty? Can I get—I need to get 25,000 right now... 05:41:17.970 --> 05:41:20.840 I just scream so loud, I'm really sorry... 05:41:25.390 --> 05:41:28.010 No, it can't be thirty, it's gonna be too much... 05:41:31.170 --> 05:41:33.820 I have to—I have—I—I have to— This has to happened... 05:41:38.180 --> 05:41:41.190 It has to be, like, twenty... or like, 22... 05:41:41.380 --> 05:41:42.710 I'm gonna twenty. 05:41:43.120 --> 05:41:44.150 [bursts out laughing] "He have to—" 05:41:44.150 --> 05:41:47.760 I—I—If—It's—I lose if I don't get at least 10-20,000... 05:41:48.370 --> 05:41:49.480 22. 05:41:51.740 --> 05:41:56.370 Got it! Alright, I'm fine, everything's good, it was $22,000, now's it's everything's fine... 05:41:57.440 --> 05:41:59.020 "Never go—" I had to... 05:41:59.140 --> 05:42:03.760 [giggling] I had to do that... 05:42:04.290 --> 05:42:06.430 "I desire a book." I got a book... 05:42:18.870 --> 05:42:19.920 I'm good. 05:42:22.850 --> 05:42:28.170 No, they don't buy it for the base price, remember I did that before and the guy told me to fuck myself? 05:42:28.870 --> 05:42:32.690 No, twen—E... They don't have that much money! 05:42:44.960 --> 05:42:49.320 Yea, I—I—By the way, I found that vase, I didn't buy that vase, that was pure— 05:42:49.400 --> 05:42:50.990 That was pure profit! 05:42:51.560 --> 05:42:54.370 "We found this when cleaning the cellar. Is it worth anything?" 05:42:54.430 --> 05:42:57.750 It's worth zero, you found bread in the cellar. 05:42:57.750 --> 05:43:02.190 I—In fact, I'm... insulted that you would come here and try to sell this to me. 05:43:19.870 --> 05:43:20.970 Food. 05:43:30.020 --> 05:43:32.540 "I bought the fish"? Motherfuck! 05:43:32.900 --> 05:43:37.290 This is why it look—I—My decisions are my decisions, alright, leave my decisions alone! 05:43:37.290 --> 05:43:41.860 As if—If you're in the store arguing with me while I'm trying to... to have customers come in! 05:43:43.140 --> 05:43:47.020 Imagine you went into a store, and you saw that somebody sold something for cheaper and you were like, 05:43:47.020 --> 05:43:52.200 "Hey, you're stupid for selling that cheap! Oh, by the way, do you have any—do you have any... Candy Apples?" 05:43:52.200 --> 05:43:54.700 Oh fuck, I just, like, dropped something... 05:43:59.580 --> 05:44:01.320 "I want some food." Hold on. 05:44:02.160 --> 05:44:07.200 Candy Apple. No, no, no, this girl never, ever buys anything, for more than, like, 2-300 bucks... 05:44:07.320 --> 05:44:08.850 Take some Chocolate. 05:44:11.390 --> 05:44:12.810 That's i—You're not gonna buy it. 05:44:12.810 --> 05:44:16.080 I knew it! I knew it, 500, get outta here! 05:44:24.940 --> 05:44:26.220 50,000, I'm good. 05:44:26.220 --> 05:44:29.360 I need 30,000 more dollars, we've got... two days... 05:44:29.570 --> 05:44:31.170 I got plenty of stuff. 05:44:32.680 --> 05:44:33.850 Wait a minute, hold on. 05:44:38.910 --> 05:44:43.000 Two pieces of armor and two foodstuffs... I need two armors. 05:44:53.330 --> 05:44:57.850 Like, can I—can I just put two Raincoats in here... [giggles] 05:44:57.860 --> 05:45:00.790 I'm just gonna get—put, two pieces of Clothes in here... 05:45:01.750 --> 05:45:04.990 [laughing] 05:45:04.990 --> 05:45:09.890 Two Raincoats... [laughing] 05:45:13.430 --> 05:45:15.204 [exhales] 05:45:16.900 --> 05:45:18.970 Does it have to be armor? 05:45:19.990 --> 05:45:22.110 It doesn't matter, look! 420... 05:45:22.420 --> 05:45:26.590 $840, okay? I'm gonna sell it to him for 1,000, I don't give a shit. 05:45:27.200 --> 05:45:28.760 What's done is done. 05:45:32.810 --> 05:45:34.090 "Evening, Recette!" 05:45:34.140 --> 05:45:36.620 "Out for an evening stroll? Bit late, isn't it?" 05:45:37.570 --> 05:45:39.190 "It is a bit late, I guess..." 05:45:39.880 --> 05:45:41.290 "What are you up to, sir?" 05:45:41.380 --> 05:45:42.950 "Oh, stargazing." 05:45:47.110 --> 05:45:49.650 I'm—I just try to press Escape, it didn't work... 05:45:53.160 --> 05:45:55.400 "Well, stargazing is pleasant enough, but do you mind the cold?" 05:45:55.400 --> 05:45:58.450 "You will not be very romantic if you come with the flu." 05:45:58.600 --> 05:46:00.200 "Good advice, bye." 05:46:01.940 --> 05:46:04.410 [chuckles] 05:46:04.410 --> 05:46:08.100 Good night. [continues chuckling] 05:46:08.300 --> 05:46:10.230 24,000, c'mon... 05:46:10.410 --> 05:46:11.810 I'm gonna get there... 05:46:14.840 --> 05:46:19.110 "Stargazing with, you know, his five Rusty Knives..." 05:46:19.790 --> 05:46:25.080 "The chilly season is here, those sensitive to cold should bundle up." 05:46:25.390 --> 05:46:27.770 "The price of accessories has normalized!" 05:46:36.600 --> 05:46:38.090 We're good... 05:46:43.310 --> 05:46:45.060 I le—I lived for this... 05:46:45.540 --> 05:46:46.600 Let's go. 05:46:51.730 --> 05:46:53.020 "Welcome to—" 05:46:53.570 --> 05:46:54.760 "Murf?" 05:46:56.390 --> 05:46:59.270 "Good day. Have you completed my order yet?" 05:46:59.340 --> 05:47:00.330 No. 05:47:01.140 --> 05:47:02.760 "Well, you see, uh..." 05:47:02.820 --> 05:47:05.180 "What, you still don't have it?" 05:47:05.180 --> 05:47:08.040 "I should've known this place would be unreliable." 05:47:08.450 --> 05:47:09.780 "Oh, but..." 05:47:10.440 --> 05:47:14.300 "Well, nothing for it, and to be fair, some of those items are a bear." 05:47:14.300 --> 05:47:18.820 "The slime livers... from normal slime are too small, for starters..." 05:47:18.820 --> 05:47:22.210 "I need something from one that's... bigger." 05:47:22.210 --> 05:47:26.020 "Bat wings shouldn't be too hard if you hunt the eyeball-bats, though." 05:47:26.150 --> 05:47:30.460 "I've always heard that gnolls and giant mice are fond of charred lizards." 05:47:30.940 --> 05:47:32.140 "Gnolls?" 05:47:32.420 --> 05:47:37.710 "The dog-like creatures. Never seen one? Throws rock, punches real hard?" 05:47:37.810 --> 05:47:41.820 "The manuals of beasts and monsters name those creatures as 'gnolls.'" 05:47:42.490 --> 05:47:44.670 "Oh, I see. I didn't know." 05:47:44.760 --> 05:47:47.600 "Well, among adventurers, it's common knowledge." 05:47:48.300 --> 05:47:51.610 "More to the point, however, while I did not set a deadline," 05:47:51.660 --> 05:47:56.810 "I'm not the immortal kind of wizard. Not YET! anyway..." 05:47:57.540 --> 05:48:01.530 "I'd really like for your boss to get the reagents as soon as she can." 05:48:02.080 --> 05:48:04.820 "Please let... her know that I'm getting a little impatient." 05:48:06.880 --> 05:48:09.310 "The worst part of—" Yeah, yeah, yeah... 05:48:12.540 --> 05:48:15.310 "I assume you have my foodstuffs?" I do. 05:48:17.520 --> 05:48:23.740 Let's do expensive shit, so let's do... Candy Apple... and a fish. 05:48:23.740 --> 05:48:27.630 So that's sixteen... 26—2,700! 05:48:35.430 --> 05:48:37.940 [Jerma clapping] 05:48:40.730 --> 05:48:43.830 "Higher, idiot." "Higher, idiot." What do you mean, "Higher, idiot"?! 05:48:47.320 --> 05:48:49.500 More than 133%? 05:48:50.490 --> 05:48:52.070 "Pieces of armor." Okay. 05:48:56.240 --> 05:48:57.890 'Kay, that's what you're looking for. 05:48:57.890 --> 05:48:59.650 "I see, very good choice." 05:49:06.030 --> 05:49:09.130 What... the fuck is wrong with people?! 05:49:10.310 --> 05:49:11.900 [chuckles] What?! 05:49:12.840 --> 05:49:14.340 "Do you have a hat?" 05:49:15.820 --> 05:49:17.230 I don't have hats... 05:49:19.300 --> 05:49:23.180 Somebody buy an accessory, I'm done—I'm— I don't want to do orders, somebody buy something. 05:49:24.870 --> 05:49:25.770 "Can I get some food?" 05:49:25.770 --> 05:49:29.900 Oh, my fucking God, sure, here, have... something cheap, 'cuz you don't have any money. 05:49:29.900 --> 05:49:31.330 How about a piece of bread? 05:49:32.380 --> 05:49:35.350 That'll be, uh... $120. 05:49:35.460 --> 05:49:36.510 "That's a little too much." 05:49:36.510 --> 05:49:39.210 Just fucking take it, get outta here, just take it, just leave, get out! 05:49:43.230 --> 05:49:44.270 Welcome. 05:49:44.360 --> 05:49:47.740 "2 weapons required in 3 days. Can you provide?" 05:49:47.830 --> 05:49:48.780 Yes. 05:49:49.600 --> 05:49:51.550 Somebody, buy something... 05:49:52.860 --> 05:49:54.430 Oh, no... 05:49:55.310 --> 05:49:58.030 "The price of weapons has increased." 05:50:03.060 --> 05:50:07.050 I have... Somebody has to buy these, nobody wants the fuckin' rings... 05:50:14.090 --> 05:50:16.110 S-s-shit... 05:50:17.060 --> 05:50:20.780 Come on, just... open this store and somebody buy it! 05:50:23.050 --> 05:50:25.330 No, I don't want any more of this... 05:50:25.760 --> 05:50:28.930 No, "Hey, good day, do you—do you do my order?" 05:50:29.110 --> 05:50:31.260 You—You kinda just gonna come in every day... 05:50:35.190 --> 05:50:36.980 I don't have for this, just go. 05:50:39.460 --> 05:50:41.360 I'll—I'll do it, just... 05:50:44.290 --> 05:50:45.460 Welcome! 05:50:45.940 --> 05:50:49.690 "I need 2 foodstuffs. If I return in 3 days..." 05:50:49.690 --> 05:50:55.540 Oh my God... Nobody wants anything now, they want things after I crumble under dead... 05:51:00.040 --> 05:51:01.840 "I've been wanting a fish." 05:51:08.120 --> 05:51:11.120 She's always complaining... that I don't charge enough! 05:51:14.500 --> 05:51:19.630 No... I don't want any bread! I don't want any bread... 05:51:31.700 --> 05:51:33.640 You finally gonna take this... 05:51:44.210 --> 05:51:47.340 Somebody, please... buy an accessory... 05:51:47.470 --> 05:51:49.510 Looking for an accessory? 05:51:49.770 --> 05:51:52.280 Oh... No. 05:51:52.610 --> 05:51:54.100 Mom wants... 05:51:59.480 --> 05:52:02.420 Nobody wants—Everybody wants to sell shit to me, nobody wants to buys anything... 05:52:04.500 --> 05:52:06.830 "Do you have a—" I don't have any—No, I don't have a book. 05:52:06.940 --> 05:52:08.820 I have lots of accessories... 05:52:12.270 --> 05:52:16.580 I'm so close... I'm so close, somebody buy a ring... 05:52:17.040 --> 05:52:19.110 Old Man... Help me out here... 05:52:19.610 --> 05:52:21.930 [laughing] No... 05:52:23.530 --> 05:52:25.280 Pff... 05:52:30.850 --> 05:52:32.000 Shit... 05:52:33.330 --> 05:52:35.190 We'll open this door, now! 05:52:38.920 --> 05:52:43.620 There it is! There it is... Okay, everybody slow down, everybody shut up, everybody quiet. 05:52:43.620 --> 05:52:46.010 QUIET, everybody, quiet, somebody's gonna buy the necklace... 05:52:47.040 --> 05:52:49.180 I know how weird that will look in the store if somebody says, 05:52:49.180 --> 05:52:51.010 "Hey, can I buy this?" "Shut up, everybody!" 05:52:51.010 --> 05:52:53.900 "Hey! Somebody's gonna buy this, shut the fuck up, everybody back there, he's gonna actually buy it!" 05:52:53.900 --> 05:52:55.420 "Hey, what do you need, sir?" 05:53:03.140 --> 05:53:04.780 This is too important... 05:53:07.250 --> 05:53:08.550 16... 05:53:08.940 --> 05:53:11.220 I'm not doing 120%... 05:53:11.430 --> 05:53:12.490 18! 05:53:13.510 --> 05:53:15.720 17, 17... uh... 05:53:15.720 --> 05:53:18.540 [laughing in frustration] I need this money right now... 05:53:18.780 --> 05:53:22.710 Alright, uh, 17... 8. 17,800. 05:53:38.080 --> 05:53:39.740 We get to keep going... 05:53:40.680 --> 05:53:44.390 "So I find myself with a sudden need for 2 weapons. And I need 'em in 2 days." 05:53:44.550 --> 05:53:45.380 Sure. 05:53:52.370 --> 05:53:55.930 Why does the rich girl keep coming in, and buying, like, bread? 05:53:56.610 --> 05:53:58.970 No, she wants me to buy her bread. 05:54:08.800 --> 05:54:10.980 I need... more. 05:54:12.830 --> 05:54:14.230 Oo... 05:54:18.750 --> 05:54:20.090 So close... 05:54:23.970 --> 05:54:25.440 Hi there... 05:54:26.410 --> 05:54:29.160 "I was tidying up and found old bread." 05:54:30.530 --> 05:54:33.380 "Would you like to store my old shit in your house?" 05:54:34.070 --> 05:54:36.310 Oh my God... Please, just... 05:54:43.710 --> 05:54:45.130 Okay, so necklace... 05:54:45.900 --> 05:54:48.720 "Would you sell this to me?" Yes, I would. 05:54:49.610 --> 05:54:50.860 1,300. 05:54:56.480 --> 05:54:57.710 Anybody else? 05:54:59.170 --> 05:55:01.010 Cherry? Mm... ah... 05:55:02.200 --> 05:55:06.600 I'll take it, a Cherry is actually sell pretty well, I'll—40... 44% from the base price. 05:55:07.560 --> 05:55:10.680 I'll do 55%, you take it? C'mon... 05:55:11.590 --> 05:55:12.810 People buy that. 05:55:29.600 --> 05:55:31.400 No, put the necklace up here... 05:55:38.450 --> 05:55:40.660 Uh, put the Antivenom up there too... 05:55:44.030 --> 05:55:46.460 And... the Cherry up here. 05:55:46.460 --> 05:55:50.230 Wait... [repeated 17x] 05:55:50.440 --> 05:55:52.100 What the hell do people want? 05:55:52.990 --> 05:55:54.740 In 3 days, 2 we— 05:55:54.740 --> 05:55:59.630 Okay, somebody wants 2 foods, and I need a bunch of weapons, so I need—I got plenty of food... 05:56:02.380 --> 05:56:03.530 I'll get there... 05:56:08.380 --> 05:56:09.470 1,200. 05:56:11.900 --> 05:56:13.670 Almost at 80,000... 05:56:15.380 --> 05:56:18.860 The next one's gonna be, like, $150,000... 05:56:19.140 --> 05:56:20.430 Here we are... 05:56:22.800 --> 05:56:24.160 You want the ring... 05:56:24.930 --> 05:56:26.150 10,000. 05:56:30.400 --> 05:56:35.240 No, no no no... 96, 90... 9,200. 05:56:39.710 --> 05:56:41.170 Shit... 05:56:42.120 --> 05:56:43.860 8,500? [rumbling heard in the background] 05:56:44.160 --> 05:56:45.080 80? [rumbling heard in the background] 05:56:45.930 --> 05:56:49.640 Fff... [exhales] 05:56:49.640 --> 05:56:51.020 75? [rumbling heard in the background] 05:56:51.020 --> 05:56:54.010 [rumbling heard in the background] 05:56:54.020 --> 05:56:55.380 7,600? [rumbling heard in the background] 05:56:55.380 --> 05:56:59.490 [rumbling heard in the background] 05:56:59.510 --> 05:57:04.020 Is that too low? But I, then—I would still make a profit on, I bought it for, like, 3,000. 05:57:10.000 --> 05:57:12.700 Yeah, now it's worth it, it's worth it, it is, it really is... 05:57:14.920 --> 05:57:16.530 I think those are fireworks... 05:57:17.840 --> 05:57:20.870 I didn't get scammed, I bought that ring for, like, 3,900 bucks... 05:57:20.870 --> 05:57:23.490 That was a profit, no matter how you swing it. 05:57:25.040 --> 05:57:27.670 And it guarantees I'll have a little bit of money tomorrow. 05:57:31.050 --> 05:57:32.430 "When my grandmother died..." 05:57:32.430 --> 05:57:36.230 I... O—Okay, I really don't mean, like, anything by this, why does your... 05:57:37.110 --> 05:57:39.440 Your grandmother seems to keep dying. 05:57:41.190 --> 05:57:42.790 Is this the same... 05:57:54.070 --> 05:57:56.270 I've—I have—He keeps coming and says, 05:57:56.270 --> 05:58:01.090 "Hey, my grandmother... just died, and... she left me this Beef Bowl," 05:58:01.090 --> 05:58:04.210 "and... I just wanna get rid of it if it's possible..." 05:58:04.210 --> 05:58:06.960 She—His grandmother dies, like, everyday. 05:58:15.550 --> 05:58:18.710 "What is your toll in filthy... lucre?" 05:58:22.750 --> 05:58:25.080 Eh, you can have the 1,350. 05:58:31.110 --> 05:58:32.470 The day is saved... 05:58:34.660 --> 05:58:37.140 "I am procuring... this Chocolate Bar." 05:58:39.400 --> 05:58:41.940 "Item exceeds allowable price variance." 05:58:42.330 --> 05:58:43.470 600. 05:58:47.640 --> 05:58:50.470 "Yay, I sold the Chocolate Bar. Sick." 05:58:52.550 --> 05:58:53.870 "Got a weapon?" 05:58:54.590 --> 05:58:56.270 Oh, I sure do... 05:58:56.270 --> 05:58:58.700 You get the last Rusty Dagger. 05:59:04.870 --> 05:59:07.300 250%, get outta here... 05:59:13.490 --> 05:59:15.230 Candy Apple... 05:59:15.490 --> 05:59:17.550 "But do you think I can sell it?" 05:59:17.550 --> 05:59:18.470 I do. 05:59:18.960 --> 05:59:21.730 Candy Apple's do pretty well, I'll give it to you, uh, 700. 05:59:23.160 --> 05:59:24.500 Eh... 800. 05:59:30.820 --> 05:59:31.780 Did it. 05:59:37.120 --> 05:59:39.390 +$40,000 in profit. 05:59:39.650 --> 05:59:41.370 I have enough to pay debt... 05:59:41.890 --> 05:59:43.080 and... 05:59:44.170 --> 05:59:45.320 What time is it? 05:59:46.600 --> 05:59:48.870 I've been streaming for six hours... 05:59:49.120 --> 05:59:52.510 Holy shit. "The price of precious metals has decreased." 05:59:52.860 --> 05:59:54.160 When do I buy gold? 06:00:00.710 --> 06:00:03.100 Alright, so... we're playing this tomorrow, too. 06:00:03.660 --> 06:00:06.420 I ki—I kinda want to keep going. This game's fun. 06:00:11.420 --> 06:00:15.240 We'll go for a little bit longer, I'm not done yet, but, uh... we'd—we'll doing this tomorrow. 06:00:20.590 --> 06:00:22.040 So, alright, um... 06:00:22.470 --> 06:00:24.950 I... I need to... 06:00:24.950 --> 06:00:27.570 Somebody said, "Get rid of the Bat Wing already." 06:00:29.690 --> 06:00:30.610 I will. 06:00:31.710 --> 06:00:33.750 I will display the Bat Wing. 06:00:39.860 --> 06:00:41.300 Save the game... 06:00:42.260 --> 06:00:45.400 Er... The top one's fine... 06:00:48.620 --> 06:00:50.930 The debt is... due today! 06:00:53.450 --> 06:00:56.040 It's foodstuffs, what's coming up, foodstuffs, right? 06:01:00.640 --> 06:01:03.410 By tomorrow, I need two weapons... 06:01:03.580 --> 06:01:05.660 I gotta get four weapons, actually... 06:01:10.880 --> 06:01:12.850 Shit, weapons are expensive... 06:01:15.640 --> 06:01:17.860 I mean, I could just do two shitty swords... 06:01:18.570 --> 06:01:19.610 What do you think? 06:01:19.840 --> 06:01:22.400 Just—Should I just get four shitty swords? 06:01:24.000 --> 06:01:25.660 "Just wait till tomorrow"? 06:01:29.790 --> 06:01:33.110 What the fuck do I need for— I need one staff, I need five Bat Wings— 06:01:33.110 --> 06:01:36.060 I need—I gotta go back in the dungeon eventually here, too... 06:01:39.860 --> 06:01:41.630 These things sell for a ton. 06:01:44.970 --> 06:01:46.550 Alright, let's pay the debt... 06:01:48.180 --> 06:01:51.210 "The price of heavy armors has increased." 06:01:52.050 --> 06:01:54.370 "and... the Cold Weather Gear boom has ended." 06:01:55.400 --> 06:01:56.890 Don't think I have any armor... 06:01:57.120 --> 06:02:00.360 Um... I'm gonna go—Let's go dungeon... now. 06:02:07.380 --> 06:02:09.730 Um... I don't need to take anything with me... 06:02:11.130 --> 06:02:12.510 But, I'm out of... 06:02:14.080 --> 06:02:16.450 Is this really the only two places I can do? 06:02:16.450 --> 06:02:18.290 I got to do Floor 11-15! 06:02:20.500 --> 06:02:23.110 "I wasted a slice"? Ah, fuck, you're right... 06:02:33.460 --> 06:02:34.710 I need items. 06:02:42.940 --> 06:02:43.830 Dammit! 06:02:45.250 --> 06:02:47.400 Wait, there it is, there's the— there's the floating eye... 06:02:47.690 --> 06:02:49.470 Holy fuck, what just happened? 06:02:55.870 --> 06:02:57.470 I need to... find... 06:02:58.030 --> 06:03:01.090 Not Bat Wings, I need the... silly putty. 06:03:01.090 --> 06:03:02.820 I need two more of those... 06:03:04.220 --> 06:03:06.520 Who drops the little putty, snake stuff? 06:03:07.510 --> 06:03:09.050 These guys? No... 06:03:16.130 --> 06:03:19.200 "I have to watch the events to unlock new characters and maps." 06:03:19.300 --> 06:03:22.570 I've been doing that! Now all they do is... just, run into people and say, 06:03:22.570 --> 06:03:26.120 "Hey! What're you doing outside?" "Looking outside." 06:03:26.120 --> 06:03:28.760 "Cool! It's fun to be outside." "Yes, it is!" 06:03:28.970 --> 06:03:31.040 That's been the last, like, five events! 06:03:35.300 --> 06:03:36.650 I don't need that... 06:03:46.610 --> 06:03:49.480 "But it is fun to be outside!" You're right, it is! 06:03:54.260 --> 06:03:55.500 Bat Wing... 06:03:57.180 --> 06:04:00.330 Not what I need, though... These guys supposed to drop shit, right? 06:04:04.030 --> 06:04:06.160 Oo, what is... What is that? 06:04:06.880 --> 06:04:08.330 Red Oil... 06:04:17.220 --> 06:04:18.290 Cap... 06:04:19.740 --> 06:04:20.630 Ow. 06:04:23.600 --> 06:04:29.790 Chestnut. Don't need it, but... this is item collection run, I better not... leave without items... 06:04:33.940 --> 06:04:35.260 Nothing, c'mon! 06:04:39.570 --> 06:04:41.280 There it is! Got it! 06:04:41.950 --> 06:04:45.410 Charred Lizard, that is... uh, $14,000 necklace, right? 06:04:48.350 --> 06:04:49.310 Beautiful. 06:04:59.480 --> 06:05:01.160 The rabbits drop anything? 06:05:01.890 --> 06:05:03.210 I don't think they do... 06:05:08.410 --> 06:05:10.320 Oh, they drop some little Fur Balls... 06:05:10.940 --> 06:05:13.280 Slime Livers, right... 06:05:15.180 --> 06:05:18.570 "The Liver only drops from the boss slime." Really? 06:05:20.900 --> 06:05:22.090 Seems kinda odd... 06:05:28.280 --> 06:05:29.210 Ow... 06:05:36.040 --> 06:05:37.770 Mushrooms, we take it... 06:05:39.490 --> 06:05:41.510 "He literally explained this." 06:05:42.770 --> 06:05:48.700 I mean, if—But—If you thinking I was paying attention to... 40% even of the dialogue on the screen... 06:05:49.480 --> 06:05:51.600 if—k—I really just wasn't... 06:05:51.960 --> 06:05:56.730 and I've—I'm assuming a majority of everybody here... can say the same thing... 06:05:58.850 --> 06:06:00.860 "Cursor on the screen"? I don't—Where? 06:06:01.420 --> 06:06:02.250 Where? 06:06:03.060 --> 06:06:04.960 There's no cursor on the screen... 06:06:08.610 --> 06:06:09.550 Lie! 06:06:15.700 --> 06:06:17.890 It's not nice—It's not good to lie! 06:06:23.430 --> 06:06:25.240 Where's my fuckin' mouse? 06:06:25.680 --> 06:06:27.780 [laughing] It's on the desk... 06:06:29.140 --> 06:06:33.600 It stumbles and fell down earlier... I got it, I got it, hold on... 06:06:36.520 --> 06:06:38.550 I saw it, yeah, it's there... 06:06:45.750 --> 06:06:50.350 "Just cover it with your own mouse." That's—You know, that's a 500 IQ play... 06:06:56.280 --> 06:06:57.310 Get 'em all... 06:06:58.320 --> 06:06:59.760 Oo, felt kinda good... 06:07:03.950 --> 06:07:05.010 Bugs... 06:07:05.530 --> 06:07:08.370 Dammit... They used to drop the, um... 06:07:09.050 --> 06:07:10.430 thing I'm looking for... 06:07:12.170 --> 06:07:15.390 Now, nobody wants, like, common Wooden Shield, nobody wants that... 06:07:21.820 --> 06:07:23.190 Level 16... 06:07:28.050 --> 06:07:29.120 Shark Fin... 06:07:29.380 --> 06:07:30.890 Those sell for a lot... 06:07:39.360 --> 06:07:40.520 So, is it... 06:07:41.160 --> 06:07:44.940 It's a... percentage chance to just drop from the slime boss... 06:07:45.340 --> 06:07:48.290 So I need to just do the slime boss over and over again... 06:07:54.270 --> 06:07:55.910 "This is Monster Hunter"? 06:08:07.330 --> 06:08:08.760 Oo, that's a nice helmet. 06:08:09.130 --> 06:08:10.550 Warrior's Helm... 06:08:17.840 --> 06:08:19.620 "Bring back the cursor." 06:08:20.880 --> 06:08:22.340 It's not coming back. 06:08:22.460 --> 06:08:25.510 Hey, hey, it'll come back tomorrow, when I'll play this tomorrow, you'll see it. 06:08:30.610 --> 06:08:32.830 I'm kinda addicted to this game... 06:08:33.540 --> 06:08:37.730 It's such a simple concept, but it's... it's fun. 06:08:42.500 --> 06:08:44.750 Nice, gimme all the bugs... Yes! 06:08:44.750 --> 06:08:46.260 Right, I need one more of these... 06:08:48.690 --> 06:08:52.470 One more of those things and I can cra—I can fuse the, uh... 06:08:58.560 --> 06:09:00.630 "Try Moonlighter, it's similar." 06:09:02.500 --> 06:09:06.020 "I gotta go to a surprise party, you gotta stream it again after tomorrow." 06:09:07.160 --> 06:09:08.400 We'll—We'll see. 06:09:11.700 --> 06:09:15.230 If I'm still addicted and I'm still having fun, I don't know, we'll just do it again. 06:09:16.300 --> 06:09:21.150 "Moonlighter is kinda bad," says Lucratius, Lu—Lucra—It's bad... 06:09:21.390 --> 06:09:22.440 Uh-oh... 06:09:22.840 --> 06:09:24.740 Did you just start a fight in the chat? 06:09:33.620 --> 06:09:35.030 "It's a good game." 06:09:35.550 --> 06:09:36.760 What's wrong with it? 06:09:40.440 --> 06:09:42.850 "This is the only thing we play now." 06:09:44.250 --> 06:09:47.750 Special Inkwell... I'm getting some treasures here... 06:09:51.670 --> 06:09:55.650 "But that's just, like, your opinion, man." Was not my opinion, I—I haven't played it... 06:09:56.110 --> 06:09:59.950 Could be great, could be... bad, could be awful, could be fun, I don't know. 06:10:03.070 --> 06:10:04.670 Forget about the mushrooms... 06:10:05.380 --> 06:10:08.680 Although, I don't know, dude, I might need them, eventually or something... 06:10:08.680 --> 06:10:10.770 up to make a fusion, I don't know... 06:10:23.430 --> 06:10:25.880 "You're the top Recettear stream worldwide." 06:10:25.880 --> 06:10:30.170 It's probably 'cause I'm the only... Recettear... stream worldwide. 06:10:30.920 --> 06:10:34.600 That's probably what's going on... I didn't—You think I didn't knew that... 06:10:36.050 --> 06:10:37.740 Oo... Egg Toast! 06:10:43.020 --> 06:10:46.970 "Moonlighter has a much less impressive haggle system and the combat is a lot more repetitive, unfortunately." 06:10:46.970 --> 06:10:51.170 "I'd say the game is much more fle— This game is much more fleshed out." 06:10:52.230 --> 06:10:53.140 Really... 06:10:53.950 --> 06:10:55.990 C'mon, give me one more, one more spin and see it! 06:10:55.990 --> 06:10:57.520 Aah, c'mon... 06:11:00.720 --> 06:11:03.050 "Do the anime voice." Nah, it's too late. 06:11:05.930 --> 06:11:09.750 Like too—too much—Three hours ago when I was like, screaming, maybe I would've done it... 06:11:17.800 --> 06:11:18.980 Shit... 06:11:25.130 --> 06:11:26.870 Can I eat the Chestnut? 06:11:28.750 --> 06:11:29.680 No... 06:11:30.560 --> 06:11:32.930 This thing is stupid, throw it away... 06:11:36.980 --> 06:11:38.580 Those things are expensive. 06:11:40.380 --> 06:11:41.680 Sandals... 06:11:43.370 --> 06:11:46.760 "If you do the anime voice, I will use my sub." 06:11:47.950 --> 06:11:49.970 Ahh... 06:11:56.020 --> 06:11:59.200 [holding out laugh] 06:11:59.200 --> 06:12:01.050 "He's—It's greed." 06:12:01.280 --> 06:12:03.780 No, I haven't done it yet, have you noticed? 06:12:05.450 --> 06:12:09.160 I didn't immediate—I'm contemplating... that, right now... 06:12:09.740 --> 06:12:12.460 I'm thinking about it, but I haven't done it yet. 06:12:23.800 --> 06:12:28.460 "He's doing pre-sellout." I have—haven't—No, I haven't done anything! 06:12:34.190 --> 06:12:36.320 Hold on, not yet, there's probably chest back here. 06:12:39.330 --> 06:12:45.010 Give me another one of those... things that I need, I need one more of those little snake things... 06:12:45.530 --> 06:12:47.260 They dropped from the bees... 06:12:52.530 --> 06:12:54.650 "Dai—" No, not gonna do it. 06:13:04.340 --> 06:13:06.050 Water Shroom... 06:13:10.870 --> 06:13:13.670 Nah, get rid of the Shroom... I need to open the chest. 06:13:16.220 --> 06:13:17.710 Oo, what's that? 06:13:17.980 --> 06:13:20.270 It's an Old Muffler, it's even worse... 06:13:21.940 --> 06:13:23.060 Oh, loogathis! 06:13:24.550 --> 06:13:26.580 Oh, loogathis, loogame! 06:13:32.180 --> 06:13:34.480 I can't—I—I can't emulate that... 06:13:36.090 --> 06:13:39.750 "If you don't do it, I will be unhappy, but I will continue to watch the stream." 06:13:40.420 --> 06:13:41.770 Did I get it? I got it! 06:13:41.770 --> 06:13:43.670 I got it! Now I can craft that item. 06:13:58.750 --> 06:14:01.110 "Gan—" Ah, I—I—I—I don't know... 06:14:01.110 --> 06:14:03.660 I have to get—I got... I gotta get an easy one. 06:14:08.630 --> 06:14:09.790 What do you drop? 06:14:09.940 --> 06:14:10.990 Unknown... 06:14:16.070 --> 06:14:18.080 Get rid of this other fuckin' shrooms... 06:14:33.190 --> 06:14:34.080 What's that?! 06:14:34.310 --> 06:14:35.270 What's this?! 06:14:38.660 --> 06:14:41.050 Shit, there's too many cool things... 06:14:41.580 --> 06:14:44.210 Wooden Shield... stupid, get rid of it. 06:14:44.210 --> 06:14:45.980 No, what's less than that? 06:14:48.140 --> 06:14:51.560 I have too much nice stuff... The Muffler, get rid of that. 06:14:55.440 --> 06:14:56.480 Honey... 06:14:56.990 --> 06:15:00.760 "I'll buy $1,000 in bits if you do the voice!" 06:15:00.760 --> 06:15:02.230 You're not gonna do that. 06:15:02.760 --> 06:15:04.880 I can guarantee that's not gonna happen. 06:15:04.880 --> 06:15:06.520 And I don't want you to do that. 06:15:07.290 --> 06:15:08.950 Lemme save you some money. 06:15:12.660 --> 06:15:15.540 If I throw away... the shield. 06:15:16.220 --> 06:15:17.950 Candy Apples are worth more... 06:15:19.570 --> 06:15:21.740 [holding out laugh] 06:15:21.750 --> 06:15:24.640 No, I don't wanna do that! I— 'Cuz now, here—here's the thing, 06:15:24.640 --> 06:15:28.030 Now, there's pressure on that person... If I do it, 06:15:28.030 --> 06:15:29.460 "Oh, fuck!" 06:15:30.420 --> 06:15:34.450 "I didn't really wanna do this!" And you don't have to do it, and I don't want you to do it! 06:15:42.290 --> 06:15:46.370 I—Fine! Fine. Don't... buy that money! 06:15:48.150 --> 06:15:49.830 Do not buy that money... 06:15:50.380 --> 06:15:51.620 [clears throat] 06:15:52.790 --> 06:15:54.170 "Daijoubu desutu?" 06:15:54.170 --> 06:15:56.620 There it is, I did it! It's done! Now you can move on. 06:15:57.100 --> 06:15:58.590 "Daijoubu desuka?" 06:15:58.730 --> 06:15:59.500 Done. 06:15:59.640 --> 06:16:00.940 "Okay, that's it, we win." 06:16:01.180 --> 06:16:02.550 What do you mean, "We win"? 06:16:04.570 --> 06:16:06.080 "Daijoubu desuka?" 06:16:06.630 --> 06:16:08.070 "Daijoubu desuka?" 06:16:09.490 --> 06:16:11.540 I don't want $1,000, don't give it to me! 06:16:20.640 --> 06:16:23.310 [bursts out laughing] 06:16:23.310 --> 06:16:25.120 [giggling] Don't... "We did it." 06:16:25.120 --> 06:16:27.450 "Oh, yeah, we did it guys, we did it!" 06:16:30.220 --> 06:16:31.550 "Stream's over, I'm leaving." 06:16:31.550 --> 06:16:36.170 No, I'm telling—I'm telling you, I only did that just—'Cuz nobody would ever stop! 06:16:36.680 --> 06:16:38.730 You know, you've been here for long enough... 06:16:39.530 --> 06:16:45.610 That would never stop, I would have to... hear that every day... like ten streams from now... 06:16:52.320 --> 06:17:00.790 "35-year old man pretends to be 9-year old Japanese girl to protect—to... to... make 12-year old chat happy." 06:17:01.080 --> 06:17:02.220 Urrgh! 06:17:02.220 --> 06:17:04.750 No, that's... [giggling] 06:17:04.750 --> 06:17:07.520 It is... I mean, that is kinda what happened... 06:17:07.640 --> 06:17:11.420 But you guys aren't twelve, you guys are, like, 36. 06:17:16.910 --> 06:17:19.660 Which makes that even worse... by the way. 06:17:20.240 --> 06:17:27.570 34-year old man pretends to be 9-year old to appease... 25-30+ year old chat. 06:17:27.570 --> 06:17:29.060 That's even worse. 06:17:31.220 --> 06:17:34.150 That's fuckin' weird... so... 06:17:37.190 --> 06:17:39.290 "I'm 22." That's weird! 06:17:40.790 --> 06:17:45.600 "I'm 19. 18. 19. 19. 26. 20. 25. 19." 06:17:45.600 --> 06:17:47.280 "19. 21." 06:17:49.470 --> 06:17:54.150 "35-year old man pretends to be 9-year old to get $1,000." 06:17:54.150 --> 06:17:55.630 That's more accurate. 06:17:57.890 --> 06:18:02.350 But it's not accurate, because I didn't get $1,000 and I do not want $1,000. 06:18:05.420 --> 06:18:06.840 [exhales] 06:18:06.840 --> 06:18:08.980 Honey is 2,300 bucks? 06:18:11.950 --> 06:18:13.320 [laughing silently] 06:18:13.320 --> 06:18:17.150 I had to do it! I had to do it, and you know I did, I— 06:18:17.150 --> 06:18:20.390 "Sometimes the hardest choices requires the hardest of will." 06:18:21.170 --> 06:18:23.820 Imagine if he voice—voice cracked in the fuckin' movie? 06:18:23.880 --> 06:18:25.190 People would've laughed. 06:18:28.360 --> 06:18:29.670 I need to open this. 06:18:31.360 --> 06:18:35.660 [bursts out laughing] Get rid of the hat, open the box! 06:18:37.600 --> 06:18:38.460 What is it? 06:18:39.240 --> 06:18:40.480 Chestpiece. 06:18:40.920 --> 06:18:41.890 I'll take it. 06:18:45.550 --> 06:18:48.610 "Now do Elmo." I'll do Elmo for free! 06:18:50.370 --> 06:18:53.310 A—I... I love Elmo, I'll do Elmo for free! 06:18:55.100 --> 06:18:59.210 [Elmo voice] "Hahahaha! Mr. Noodle? Ah, daijoubu desuka?" 06:18:59.380 --> 06:19:01.840 "We're speaking Japanese today, Mr. Noodle." 06:19:02.640 --> 06:19:03.330 [repeatedly hits the desk] 06:19:03.330 --> 06:19:05.910 And he knocked it out of the park, he got both things done! 06:19:19.650 --> 06:19:21.320 And that's where the stream ends. 06:19:21.320 --> 06:19:25.300 [bursts out laughing] "End of the Stream Voice..." 06:19:32.350 --> 06:19:34.820 I could do the whole Elmo song right now... 06:19:35.100 --> 06:19:36.410 but I don't like—You... 06:19:36.410 --> 06:19:40.240 After you're doing Elmo for more than three or four seconds, your brain starts to go... 06:19:40.240 --> 06:19:43.330 "Shut up Elmo!" Your brain starts to say... 06:19:43.330 --> 06:19:44.930 "Man, I shouldn't be doing this any longer." 06:19:44.930 --> 06:19:48.090 I have to, like, ten seconds, it's like, "It's probably a time to stop doing this..." 06:19:52.060 --> 06:19:54.060 I think that just gave me a nosebleed. 06:19:54.290 --> 06:19:57.830 Do—Am I—Do... No, that's right, it's just a bloody booger, it's fine. 06:20:10.630 --> 06:20:13.140 "Why do I hear the end music?" There's—There's... 06:20:15.400 --> 06:20:18.260 "Why is that on?" [laughs] I don't know... 06:20:20.640 --> 06:20:22.260 Ooo, cheasure trest! 06:20:26.030 --> 06:20:28.450 Alright, let's... craft some items. 06:20:30.550 --> 06:20:33.420 What's the cheapest thing I got? I need that though... 06:20:33.420 --> 06:20:35.780 CrusaderBone, thanks for five community subs! 06:20:35.970 --> 06:20:37.240 Thank you! 06:20:37.490 --> 06:20:38.650 Appreciate it. 06:20:45.080 --> 06:20:46.840 Eh... probably the... 06:20:47.390 --> 06:20:49.730 the Wooden Che—No, what do I get rid of here? 06:20:51.370 --> 06:20:53.740 Antivenom+2, where's the other Antivenom? 06:20:53.740 --> 06:20:55.460 Let's get rid of one of them... 06:20:59.170 --> 06:21:01.130 Oo, it's... just a Wooden Pendant. 06:21:01.130 --> 06:21:03.250 Whatever, is that... cheaper than this? 06:21:03.970 --> 06:21:06.760 That's all we care about, is money, so... 06:21:09.700 --> 06:21:11.600 Yeah, it's... throw it away. 06:21:15.440 --> 06:21:17.570 "You've a million Antivenom." 06:21:17.670 --> 06:21:20.120 Yeah, what if I need it for, uh... some kinda thing? 06:21:20.120 --> 06:21:21.190 Alright, we're good! 06:21:21.430 --> 06:21:23.660 Back to town... fusion! 06:21:23.760 --> 06:21:26.080 And... money! 06:21:29.170 --> 06:21:30.610 We're go to the pub? 06:21:34.080 --> 06:21:36.170 Fusion time, here we go! 06:21:37.300 --> 06:21:41.320 Bracelet needs... an Iron—Iron Armband... 06:21:41.320 --> 06:21:42.640 So let's get it... 06:21:46.460 --> 06:21:47.920 Iron Armband... 06:21:49.910 --> 06:21:51.170 Fusion... 06:21:52.810 --> 06:21:56.620 So this is gonna be a bracelet, Insect Trap and an Ir—Iron Armband... 06:22:00.330 --> 06:22:03.580 "Here's your 1,000 bits, now squeal like an anime girl for my amusement." 06:22:03.580 --> 06:22:07.410 That was $1,000, not 1,000 bits... You're off by a little. 06:22:14.100 --> 06:22:15.910 [holding out laugh] 06:22:16.200 --> 06:22:17.430 What am I gonna get? 06:22:18.440 --> 06:22:21.300 Maiden's Bracelet+11... 06:22:22.840 --> 06:22:24.460 +11? 06:22:26.190 --> 06:22:28.400 1,800 bucks, that's it?! 06:22:34.750 --> 06:22:36.360 That's some bullshit. 06:22:37.870 --> 06:22:39.130 Oh, we need a cape! 06:22:39.780 --> 06:22:41.710 Cloth Cape, I just need to buy one. 06:22:43.690 --> 06:22:45.810 Cloth Cape, and then... 06:22:45.810 --> 06:22:47.540 there was something else I can make... 06:22:48.590 --> 06:22:54.530 Not the Glove... Staff... Yeah, okay, I need... two more Bat Wings... 06:22:55.750 --> 06:22:58.040 Alright, let me le—Let me do the Cloth Robe... 06:23:03.410 --> 06:23:04.820 Which one was it? 06:23:06.560 --> 06:23:10.770 I don't—I don't remember, I don't remember! What one—Which one was it, I don't remember... 06:23:11.570 --> 06:23:14.910 Cloth Cape... I don't think I buy that, can I buy that here? 06:23:18.340 --> 06:23:19.630 I need cape! 06:23:20.000 --> 06:23:20.960 Cape! 06:23:22.890 --> 06:23:25.100 Have to buy it! "I can't buy it." What?! 06:23:26.200 --> 06:23:28.310 Market's closed... what about the pub? 06:23:29.990 --> 06:23:31.560 "Looks like nobody's here..." 06:23:34.530 --> 06:23:36.420 Uh... I think it's time for bed. 06:23:37.140 --> 06:23:38.760 Time to do the debt... 06:23:42.640 --> 06:23:46.060 And then we go to the market, $80,000... 06:23:46.130 --> 06:23:48.990 Watch it be deleted from my bank account... 06:23:49.170 --> 06:23:50.800 "Game sux." 06:24:00.000 --> 06:24:01.260 "Well done." 06:24:01.350 --> 06:24:05.710 [vroomer passes] 06:24:05.950 --> 06:24:07.690 We're card next week. 06:24:10.610 --> 06:24:14.540 Y—No, no no, you ther—already did it, I already made my money... 06:24:14.540 --> 06:24:16.780 [giggles] 06:24:18.290 --> 06:24:24.350 "Sinister objects are increasing in popularity with men, chapel-masters worried." 06:24:24.610 --> 06:24:26.450 Sinister items... 06:24:30.450 --> 06:24:32.590 What is a sinister item? 06:24:33.820 --> 06:24:36.940 2,600 bucks... +11—Alright. 06:24:37.220 --> 06:24:38.680 Uh, I need to buy a cape. 06:24:43.940 --> 06:24:47.400 Cape, cape, cape, cape, cape, cape, cape, cape, cape. Cloth Cape! 06:24:49.390 --> 06:24:50.480 Fusion! 06:24:53.120 --> 06:24:56.000 Rank 1 Cape... There it is... 06:24:57.100 --> 06:25:00.090 Boom! That's... Holy shit... 06:25:00.090 --> 06:25:03.970 Romantic's Cape, $10,500... 06:25:04.300 --> 06:25:09.590 "Cape with a daring, pleasing vine-like pattern. Just looking at it inspires longing in the heart." 06:25:09.780 --> 06:25:12.530 It's base price is 10,500 bucks... 06:25:14.420 --> 06:25:16.390 Alright, anything else... Town Square. 06:25:17.090 --> 06:25:18.390 Let's do an event. 06:25:21.180 --> 06:25:22.360 "Sniffle." 06:25:23.490 --> 06:25:24.770 "Hey, what's wrong?" 06:25:24.870 --> 06:25:27.400 "I dropped my hairpin. It's real important too..." 06:25:27.400 --> 06:25:29.350 "Aw, don't cry, I'll help you find it." 06:25:30.330 --> 06:25:35.220 "Yeah, just leave it to me. Despite how... she may look, Tear's a master at finding things." 06:25:35.220 --> 06:25:36.200 "Pardon?" 06:25:36.430 --> 06:25:39.290 "She can get into every nook and cranny and find anything." 06:25:39.460 --> 06:25:40.660 "Oh, really..." 06:25:40.910 --> 06:25:41.870 "Thank you!" 06:25:45.290 --> 06:25:46.610 "Glad we can find it." 06:25:46.780 --> 06:25:47.710 "Thank you." 06:25:50.390 --> 06:25:51.390 "Mmpf." 06:25:52.910 --> 06:25:54.990 "Wow, Tear, you're black as coal." 06:25:55.070 --> 06:25:57.730 "Why did it have to be in a drain of all places..." 06:25:58.210 --> 06:26:01.580 "Hey, you did great. And we can use you to warm the store now." 06:26:01.580 --> 06:26:04.300 No, you're gonna take a shower, 'cuz there's food in that store... 06:26:04.300 --> 06:26:07.240 I don't want you near... my merchandise... 06:26:07.240 --> 06:26:08.590 covered in shit! 06:26:08.990 --> 06:26:11.480 Wash—Go... take a shower... 06:26:11.710 --> 06:26:13.670 Wash and sanitize your hands. 06:26:18.720 --> 06:26:19.730 Alright. 06:26:20.190 --> 06:26:21.380 How much do I... 06:26:21.790 --> 06:26:26.200 Oh, that's a lot of money, that's $200,000 in a week... 06:26:28.300 --> 06:26:30.390 I thought that was gonna be like, 160... 06:26:33.550 --> 06:26:35.850 Well... [holding out laugh] 06:26:35.850 --> 06:26:38.950 Should be an interesting... scenario. 06:26:39.390 --> 06:26:41.650 Tomorrow... when we continue. 06:26:41.830 --> 06:26:43.090 I'm gonna call it here... 06:26:43.520 --> 06:26:46.460 It's a perfect little time to stop, 6.5 hours... 06:26:46.790 --> 06:26:48.710 Full... takes us to about 7... 06:26:49.830 --> 06:26:53.030 I will see you guys tomorrow, we'll—we'll just gonna pick up where we left off, 06:26:53.030 --> 06:26:55.380 I'm having a lot of fun with it, and the game's a lot of fun... 06:26:55.630 --> 06:26:57.440 Game is saved, game is good... 06:26:58.740 --> 06:27:01.430 So let's see if we can... keep it going. 06:27:02.900 --> 06:27:04.290 I am saved, right? 06:27:04.290 --> 06:27:05.930 I'm not gonna touch anything else, yet. 06:27:05.930 --> 06:27:07.090 No, save. 06:27:07.740 --> 06:27:10.250 We're good, yes, 6:21, that was good... 06:27:11.160 --> 06:27:12.550 "What time?" Same time! 06:27:13.030 --> 06:27:17.530 Somewhere between... I don't know, like 3 o'clock Pacific, 3-4 PM Pacific... 06:27:18.640 --> 06:27:20.210 Check your local listings. 06:27:21.940 --> 06:27:23.350 "Did I miss the carnival stream?" 06:27:23.350 --> 06:27:27.420 You did not, don't worry, that's not gonna happen for at least a month or two, so don't worry. 06:27:33.240 --> 06:27:35.520 "I thought this was a House Flipper stream." 06:27:35.840 --> 06:27:37.330 [holding out laugh] 06:27:37.330 --> 06:27:39.080 "He said by the end of the summer." 06:27:39.380 --> 06:27:42.470 Um, do you know what months... this summer is? 06:27:44.250 --> 06:27:49.030 August, September... end of, like, middle of September, that's, um... 06:27:49.300 --> 06:27:50.340 Summer. 06:27:54.110 --> 06:27:55.890 "September is not summer." 06:27:56.900 --> 06:27:57.930 Um... 06:27:59.010 --> 06:28:02.000 The first and second week of September is still... summertime. 06:28:11.110 --> 06:28:16.940 Um... it ends on—it ends on September 23rd... I just wanna make sure we're works... 06:28:18.280 --> 06:28:21.110 Summer ends on Monday, September 23rd... 06:28:21.670 --> 06:28:24.200 We're in the Northern Hemisphere, that's where I live... 06:28:26.690 --> 06:28:27.730 Anyways... 06:28:28.680 --> 06:28:31.450 [chuckling] Goo—Chat just got Googled! 06:28:31.950 --> 06:28:34.880 [laughing] 06:28:36.640 --> 06:28:40.900 What?! All things... considered, there are— Thank you everybody for watching. 06:28:40.970 --> 06:28:44.340 Uh, by the way, uh, we didn't really touch much upon this, I kinda just embarrassingly, uh... 06:28:44.340 --> 06:28:50.540 glaze over it, um, part of the porn ad, that's, uh, or a— like a chat with... your crush porn advertisement thing... 06:28:50.750 --> 06:28:54.190 That's kinda interesting, we didn't really touch upon it that much... 06:28:55.250 --> 06:28:57.440 Wait, yea, I know that people weren't here for this... 06:28:57.740 --> 06:29:03.720 It's really weird... They use a facecam of me in like, a weird, fuckin', like... sidebar ad... 06:29:05.950 --> 06:29:08.790 I can't believe that's real... Is it actually real? 06:29:10.820 --> 06:29:13.820 [bursts out laughing] 06:29:16.580 --> 06:29:18.270 Yea, somebody's gonna link it... 06:29:22.450 --> 06:29:27.210 "Show—" I'm not gonna show it on stream because I don't wanna, like, accidentally advertise... 06:29:27.210 --> 06:29:29.720 A company that I—not only I have nothing to do with... 06:29:29.720 --> 06:29:33.610 But who have, like, taken my likeness and put it somewhere that I did not give permission to... 06:29:33.610 --> 06:29:36.210 It was almost like, "Yeah, hey, guys, look, it's a website!" 06:29:40.030 --> 06:29:44.010 [giggling] 06:29:44.010 --> 06:29:45.410 Anyways... 06:29:46.790 --> 06:29:49.520 That is... gonna be the end of the stream, I'll see you guys tomorrow... 06:29:52.190 --> 06:29:54.300 Let's do the... bits! 06:29:55.130 --> 06:29:56.770 And subs, of course... 06:29:56.920 --> 06:29:59.910 Let's go back, uh... a little while ago here... we had... 06:30:00.280 --> 06:30:03.450 (...), for the $25, thank you (...). 06:30:05.610 --> 06:30:09.490 Actually (...) gave $32 here... 06:30:10.020 --> 06:30:14.510 And he said, "Thank you for the stream, I've had five operations this year and I'm in a lot of pain..." 06:30:14.510 --> 06:30:16.690 "and your stream helps distracting." 06:30:19.120 --> 06:30:21.840 Uh... I'm really sorry to hear that... 06:30:25.170 --> 06:30:31.390 Hopefully you have a... swift recovery here, whatever you're... um... going through, 06:30:31.390 --> 06:30:33.150 whatever you had to have done... 06:30:34.530 --> 06:30:37.960 But, thank you so much for the 25 bucks—30 bucks—32 bucks... 06:30:38.020 --> 06:30:42.640 and then they said, um... "Also please yell less and make fewer loud noises." 06:30:44.030 --> 06:30:46.830 [chuckling] 06:30:47.640 --> 06:30:50.140 [continues chuckling] 06:30:50.270 --> 06:30:53.440 Well, I don't—I may not have... done that. 06:30:55.530 --> 06:30:58.790 "That's your best quality." No! That—Come on... 06:31:00.160 --> 06:31:05.650 I—Do I really have to go to bed tonight, thinking that my best quality is loud noises? 06:31:08.050 --> 06:31:10.100 Imagine, like, you're in the shower... 06:31:10.380 --> 06:31:12.220 You shampooing your hair... 06:31:12.630 --> 06:31:16.930 "My best quality... is loud noises..." 06:31:18.040 --> 06:31:21.250 No, I'm—I'm... more than that, right...? 06:31:23.230 --> 06:31:25.290 [chuckling] 06:31:25.480 --> 06:31:28.370 Thank you, though, for the 32 bucks. 06:31:28.830 --> 06:31:31.160 Uh, thank you (...) for the $5, 06:31:31.160 --> 06:31:35.190 "Somebody make a Death Grips remix with the slice soundbite, you know the song." 06:31:36.410 --> 06:31:39.950 I'm not aware of the song, but... whoever might know it... 06:31:43.390 --> 06:31:45.210 Thank you for the five bucks. 06:31:46.050 --> 06:31:49.430 Uh, (...), thanks for the $10. 06:31:49.710 --> 06:31:52.540 "Hey Jerma, couldn't watch your stream today, but I just wanted to drop and say thank you," 06:31:52.540 --> 06:31:55.910 "you're one of the most creative funny dedicated content creators I've come across," 06:31:55.910 --> 06:31:58.960 "and always count your streams to lift my mood and turn my day around." 06:31:58.960 --> 06:32:02.180 "You've helped me so much through this— through some rough... times recently..." 06:32:02.180 --> 06:32:05.050 "and I'm so grateful to have found your streams and YouTube videos." 06:32:05.050 --> 06:32:09.030 "Thank you for all the laughs and hope you have a good stream and good rest of your night." 06:32:10.550 --> 06:32:13.990 Sorry you couldn't stick around, uh, today, but... 06:32:14.820 --> 06:32:20.590 You dropping in and give me $10 and saying a ton of incredibly nice things about me, so... 06:32:21.860 --> 06:32:27.100 Thank you for that, and... I'm happy... that you're happy, here. 06:32:30.040 --> 06:32:34.990 Thank you so much for the 10 bucks... that was (...). 06:32:37.730 --> 06:32:39.420 Glad to be around you. 06:32:41.770 --> 06:32:45.450 "Do you plan on streaming... CB—" What is this? 06:32:49.390 --> 06:32:50.420 What is that? 06:32:58.100 --> 06:32:59.650 I didn't complete it. 06:33:00.130 --> 06:33:01.350 Cold Brew. 06:33:01.560 --> 06:33:05.930 Cold—"Do I plan on streaming... me drinking a C—a cold brew coffee?" 06:33:05.930 --> 06:33:10.360 Uh, I've—Uh, I've—Yeah! Um, I have a— I have a cold brew... this morning. 06:33:10.510 --> 06:33:11.960 And it was delicious. 06:33:16.900 --> 06:33:21.470 "Swoosh... TING!" Right off the fucking shield, c'mon, you can do better than that. 06:33:22.870 --> 06:33:24.270 Thank you (...) for the 2.50. 06:33:24.270 --> 06:33:27.860 "Hi, it's me, your kid's soccer coach." Really, what happened... 06:33:27.860 --> 06:33:30.790 "Can you pick 'em up from practice, it's been days and he's really hungry..." 06:33:30.790 --> 06:33:33.020 "I know that you're really busy watching these Asian cartoons," 06:33:33.020 --> 06:33:36.680 "but I'll have to contact Child Protective Service if you don't feed them." 06:33:39.860 --> 06:33:41.390 Thank you (...) for the 2.50. 06:33:41.390 --> 06:33:45.250 "The billion—The billion old man has to be in the next Rumble." 06:33:45.250 --> 06:33:47.180 The billion dollar old man... 06:33:47.620 --> 06:33:49.620 The—The—The Twix Brothers... 06:33:53.020 --> 06:33:55.760 Uh, thank you (...) again for $5. 06:33:55.830 --> 06:33:58.060 "Do the long tongue." 06:33:58.860 --> 06:34:02.760 Do the—Do the long tongue... to them? To—To—To what? 06:34:03.380 --> 06:34:07.260 Do the long... like, go like, wleee, like, stick your tongue out? 06:34:14.530 --> 06:34:16.600 "In the porn in the ad." 06:34:22.060 --> 06:34:26.510 [chuckles] I'm not doing... an ad—No, no no no, no... 06:34:26.510 --> 06:34:30.010 Thank you for the $5, though... [chuckles] 06:34:30.010 --> 06:34:32.990 I'm not going to stick my tongue out on camera. 06:34:33.750 --> 06:34:36.870 You can give me $500,000,000 and I wouldn't do it. 06:34:38.520 --> 06:34:41.040 I mean, I ca—I—I would do it for $500,000,000... 06:34:41.040 --> 06:34:47.300 Literally... every single person... in for the rest of my entire lineage... would be taken care of, 06:34:47.300 --> 06:34:49.550 for me to stick my fuckin' tongue out on camera... 06:34:49.550 --> 06:34:52.250 That's... worth it. Worth it. 06:34:55.140 --> 06:35:00.250 [chuckles] Uh... thank you to... omgtaeyeon for the 2.50. 06:35:00.260 --> 06:35:04.550 "A while ago you talked about sardines, I went out and got some, and they were pretty meh." 06:35:04.900 --> 06:35:09.820 "You got me another boomer food suggestion." Well, hold on a minute here... This is important. 06:35:10.740 --> 06:35:13.560 Did you get the boneless, skinless sardines? 06:35:14.060 --> 06:35:17.700 By the way, there's only one brand you should be purchasing, and that's King Oscar. 06:35:18.360 --> 06:35:21.710 King Oscar boneless... and seedless— [giggling] 06:35:21.710 --> 06:35:25.410 Boneless and skinless... sardines, in oil! 06:35:26.350 --> 06:35:32.710 Boneless and skinless sardines in oil, King Oscar, that come in a tin, you fold 'em back... 06:35:32.820 --> 06:35:35.750 Put 'em on—Smash 'em up, put them on a little bit of toast... 06:35:36.300 --> 06:35:39.600 Maybe add a little bit of mayonnaise to that, or... a tomato on top... 06:35:39.600 --> 06:35:42.070 You may have—You may have not have eaten correctly... 06:35:49.790 --> 06:35:51.750 King Oscar, they're the best. 06:35:53.330 --> 06:35:58.930 I don't—Look, I don't do sponsorships, I just tell you the truth, of what I... believe. 06:35:59.860 --> 06:36:02.610 King Oscar's sardines... are the best... 06:36:03.000 --> 06:36:06.430 Baskin Robbins' Mom's Cookies ice cream... is the best. 06:36:06.430 --> 06:36:09.910 You don't have to pay me to say that, I'm just—I'm telling you a fact. 06:36:13.590 --> 06:36:18.450 King Oscar doesn't have to come here and give me... $1,000 to do an anime voice. 06:36:19.040 --> 06:36:20.600 I'm just gonna speak facts. 06:36:29.710 --> 06:36:33.050 "Why would he sponsor after 2,000 people just left anyway." 06:36:33.050 --> 06:36:35.070 W—Well, this is the end of the stream. 06:36:36.590 --> 06:36:41.460 If I have a sponsorship, I would have, maybe, probably, required to do it at peak viewership. 06:36:43.210 --> 06:36:47.070 [giggling] 06:36:47.750 --> 06:36:52.210 Anyways... sardines are really good, uh, another boomer food that you should try. 06:36:52.980 --> 06:36:54.930 Oh... let me think about this. 06:36:56.230 --> 06:36:59.020 Uh, it's just food, it's not boomer food... 06:37:00.470 --> 06:37:04.280 Canned fish is really good for you, and it's really— it tasted good, as long as you do it right. 06:37:04.280 --> 06:37:08.070 Canned tuna, canned sardines... anchovies, they are good. 06:37:09.330 --> 06:37:16.510 If you can just get over it... how... weird and... strange and gross television has told you they are... 06:37:17.680 --> 06:37:19.120 You're gonna enjoy them. 06:37:24.000 --> 06:37:26.130 "Canned tuna is great." It is. 06:37:30.870 --> 06:37:32.990 "Try pasta with..." Uh... 06:37:33.490 --> 06:37:35.480 Pasta... casserole. 06:37:36.010 --> 06:37:40.320 Uh, would it, uh... pasta with... tuna, uh, tuna casserole. 06:37:40.320 --> 06:37:42.480 Pasta casserole, I'm a fucking idiot. 06:37:42.480 --> 06:37:45.210 Tuna casserole is really good boomer food. 06:37:47.430 --> 06:37:48.570 Look it up. 06:37:52.460 --> 06:37:57.770 But thank you for the... 2.50, hope you can retry sardines when you got the right brand. 06:37:58.940 --> 06:38:00.270 snoozincopter, thanks for the 2.50, 06:38:00.270 --> 06:38:03.150 "Hey Jerma, I'm really looking forward to today's stream, haven't check what you're playing yet," 06:38:03.150 --> 06:38:05.590 "mainly because I can always trust you to choose a fun game..." 06:38:05.590 --> 06:38:10.170 "and thanks to your 'no anime game' policy, we don't have to watch stuff like that either." 06:38:10.170 --> 06:38:13.790 "I'm so proud of you, that you never break your policy," 06:38:13.790 --> 06:38:16.070 "that is what makes you so great and unique in my eyes." 06:38:16.070 --> 06:38:18.850 "Jerma, you're the best, you never disappoint, never!" 06:38:18.850 --> 06:38:22.710 "That said, I'm gonna open the stream now, I'm really excited, you never fail us." 06:38:23.630 --> 06:38:26.890 When—Uh—When did I ever say "No anime game" policy? 06:38:30.010 --> 06:38:33.250 I've never had a "No anime game" policy before... 06:38:33.250 --> 06:38:37.570 I said I watched one anime a year, this is not a—an anime... 06:38:41.950 --> 06:38:45.340 I did not say that, somebody can go find that if they really want to. 06:38:45.340 --> 06:38:49.400 I never said there's a "No anime game" policy on this stream... 06:38:55.380 --> 06:38:59.570 Was that some way for me to deflect not having to play Doki Doki Literature Club? 06:39:00.080 --> 06:39:02.740 Because I got asked that every single day? 06:39:02.800 --> 06:39:05.390 Every moment of every stream? 06:39:09.280 --> 06:39:16.890 I—I think "Play Doki Doki Literature Club"... may have been in this chat... more than jermaMoon. 06:39:16.890 --> 06:39:19.060 Or more than half my emotes. 06:39:21.930 --> 06:39:23.650 For a period there... 06:39:23.830 --> 06:39:25.970 I had to deflect it, somehow... 06:39:26.720 --> 06:39:28.500 "You're an actual liar." 06:39:30.370 --> 06:39:35.890 I've already told everybody here that 90%— 80-90% of everything I say in this stream... 06:39:35.890 --> 06:39:40.450 is not real. And I always clarify when things are real, like for instance... 06:39:40.450 --> 06:39:45.710 Baskin Robbins ice cream... is the best, that ice cream, Mom's Cookies, 06:39:45.710 --> 06:39:49.300 I said before, this is one of the 10% things that I said on stream that's real. 06:39:49.670 --> 06:39:51.680 And then I continued to say that. 06:39:58.200 --> 06:40:02.480 [giggling] 06:40:02.900 --> 06:40:06.650 [continues giggling] 06:40:06.650 --> 06:40:08.460 Sometimes it's too easy. 06:40:09.180 --> 06:40:11.320 Sometimes it's too easy, guys, c'mon. 06:40:12.750 --> 06:40:17.700 But thank you snoozincopter for the $5, they say "...." after writing all that, so... 06:40:17.700 --> 06:40:20.980 I don't think they were, uh... they were—maybe a little disappointed. 06:40:25.610 --> 06:40:30.140 "Chocolate Fudge Brownie is the best ice cream, get rekt jupiterface." 06:40:30.140 --> 06:40:32.020 Let's ban this guy real quick. 06:40:38.050 --> 06:40:40.460 Oh... h—how do I turn off, um... 06:40:41.220 --> 06:40:45.910 Hold on... I don't—I don't like... [giggling] 06:40:46.680 --> 06:40:50.530 [giggling] I'm, like, actually just did that, what was his name? 06:40:51.470 --> 06:40:54.640 [giggling] Did I even ban the right person? 06:40:57.830 --> 06:41:00.240 How do you un-timeout somebody? 06:41:03.440 --> 06:41:05.690 Alright, there we go, there we go, I got it. 06:41:10.650 --> 06:41:15.610 [giggling] 06:41:15.610 --> 06:41:18.350 They say, "Wow..." 06:41:21.380 --> 06:41:24.120 "You banned someone for pointing out the truth?" 06:41:27.620 --> 06:41:29.950 I alr—I already unban—I unbanned them, I unbanned them. 06:41:29.950 --> 06:41:33.430 It wasn't even banned, what I do is a small timeout of 10 minutes. 06:41:35.570 --> 06:41:39.900 But if you're gonna say something so, SO awful... 06:41:39.900 --> 06:41:45.630 like Chocolate Fudge Brownie is better than Mom's Making Cookies, I feel like you've gotta go... 06:41:45.870 --> 06:41:49.700 for at least... enough for me to not have to look at it. 06:41:56.120 --> 06:41:59.050 [giggling] 06:41:59.050 --> 06:42:01.030 Anyways. anyways, anyways... 06:42:02.040 --> 06:42:06.890 Thank you to... uh, (...) for the $5, "Thank you for another great night, Jeremy..." 06:42:06.890 --> 06:42:09.680 "You've done so much for me, I really like to start streaming myself..." 06:42:09.680 --> 06:42:13.090 "make it looked like so much fun, how the hell do you do it?" 06:42:13.350 --> 06:42:16.120 By having fun. It's important. 06:42:17.930 --> 06:42:22.880 If you cannot reliably... enjoy yourself on stream... 06:42:24.090 --> 06:42:27.240 then it's... kinda hard for other people too as well. 06:42:32.080 --> 06:42:34.270 Except for when you play Mario Maker. 06:42:35.710 --> 06:42:37.320 It's one exception. 06:42:38.840 --> 06:42:41.610 But... uh, good luck to you. 06:42:46.360 --> 06:42:47.930 I wish you the best... 06:42:51.980 --> 06:42:55.360 "I've been watching since 2011, so you've been doing something right." 06:42:56.950 --> 06:42:58.130 Um... 06:43:01.380 --> 06:43:04.110 I don't even did that, it's just up to you, though, you know? 06:43:05.950 --> 06:43:11.510 If you've been watching for that long, then... I hope you do think I'm doing something right... 06:43:11.990 --> 06:43:14.680 But there—I mean, there're probably plenty of people that have watched and... 06:43:14.680 --> 06:43:17.240 come and gone, and... and that's fine too. 06:43:17.240 --> 06:43:18.830 There maybe people that have come to this channel and say, 06:43:18.830 --> 06:43:20.810 "I don't really this." and left. 06:43:21.290 --> 06:43:25.650 Kinda just have to... find the community that... speaks to you, you know... 06:43:34.290 --> 06:43:36.120 "I don't really like this." 06:43:41.680 --> 06:43:44.660 No, I can't, like time that— I'm not gonna do that again. 06:43:47.040 --> 06:43:49.950 "This streamer only makes loud noises." 06:43:50.860 --> 06:43:54.590 It's been, seven hours, okay, I probably made, like, 12 loud noises... 06:43:54.590 --> 06:43:59.020 so it's like... 18-20 seconds of loud noises in seven hours. 06:43:59.020 --> 06:44:03.480 That is less than, like, a quarter of a percent, of loud noise time on stream... 06:44:03.530 --> 06:44:06.920 So, c'mon... give me a little bit of a slack here... 06:44:12.130 --> 06:44:14.050 [bursts out laughing] 06:44:14.050 --> 06:44:16.990 (...), thanks for the $15. 06:44:17.450 --> 06:44:20.950 "At Jerma985; 'I'd like to buy one of rings please.'" 06:44:21.880 --> 06:44:27.740 I usually sell them for 1,500, so... thank you for the 15 bucks. 06:44:28.420 --> 06:44:30.010 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 06:44:32.120 --> 06:44:35.510 "One of my rings—" (...) gave $35. 06:44:35.680 --> 06:44:39.070 No message, just 35 bucks. Thank you, (...). 06:44:43.120 --> 06:44:48.120 Really appreciate that... It's a lot of money just to give... so thank you. 06:44:49.100 --> 06:44:52.900 I think that was when I did the... uh, Elmo anime thing... 06:44:53.610 --> 06:44:57.570 Combined them both... but thank you so much for the $35... 06:44:57.720 --> 06:44:59.960 It's a lot of money! 06:45:00.260 --> 06:45:02.790 (...), thanks for the 4.20. 06:45:03.870 --> 06:45:06.400 "Die-jer-ba-deska." 06:45:07.900 --> 06:45:09.830 I think that's what I was trying to say... 06:45:10.600 --> 06:45:15.160 And then omgtaeyeon, 2.50, "Daijoubu desuka." 06:45:16.230 --> 06:45:17.630 What does that's mean? 06:45:17.630 --> 06:45:20.850 What is... "Daijoubu desuka," what's it mean? 06:45:25.800 --> 06:45:28.110 "It means good night y'all." No, why would—That's not what it means... 06:45:28.110 --> 06:45:30.100 "It means 'Are you okay?'"? 06:45:32.650 --> 06:45:36.210 [bursts out laughing] Ok—Alright... 06:45:36.630 --> 06:45:39.940 "Are you okay?" "Are you okay?" 06:45:41.160 --> 06:45:45.630 CrusaderBone gave 5 community subs, let's make sure we... touch on that— 06:45:45.630 --> 06:45:48.620 And also, speaking of subs, here comes the credits. 06:45:48.700 --> 06:45:50.940 By the way, there should be a new screen here, 06:45:50.940 --> 06:45:55.780 and a couple of new things to listen to, music wise, while Blordow continues to... 06:45:55.900 --> 06:46:00.860 chip away at all the new stuff, we'll probably implementing that on the next couple of streams... 06:46:03.070 --> 06:46:07.500 Might take a—Like, in the next week, but... you should see it really soon. 06:46:09.100 --> 06:46:11.150 And the credits... are gonna roll, right now— 06:46:11.150 --> 06:46:14.270 Thank you to everybody that subs to this channel, thanks everybody! 06:46:14.270 --> 06:46:15.460 All of you! 06:46:18.790 --> 06:46:20.360 It means a lot, everybody. 06:46:22.130 --> 06:46:25.290 And we are gonna... how—Unfortunately... 06:46:26.310 --> 06:46:29.290 There were a lot more subs than what you're seeing on the screen right now, 06:46:29.290 --> 06:46:32.780 but because the stream... cut off in half... 06:46:34.250 --> 06:46:36.760 Three—Two or three hours ago... uh, 06:46:36.760 --> 06:46:40.180 I believe we may have lost the first two or three hours of people that, 06:46:40.180 --> 06:46:42.680 uh, has subscribed in the first couple of hours. 06:46:43.460 --> 06:46:45.320 So I'm sorry... to say that... 06:46:46.010 --> 06:46:49.940 because technically a new stream had to start because... 06:46:50.610 --> 06:46:53.630 I'm not even sure that was a Cox thing, I think that was a Twitch thing. 06:46:59.690 --> 06:47:02.150 But regardless, thank you everybody for subbing. 06:47:02.570 --> 06:47:03.960 There's a lot of you... 06:47:09.070 --> 06:47:12.840 "Old bits got deleted"? Uh, they—No, they shouldn't, they—they—they're here. 06:47:12.840 --> 06:47:14.150 I got 'em here. 06:47:18.720 --> 06:47:23.120 Bit, I—I—They—They should be fine, 'cuz— 'cuz I had this one to open the whole time. 06:47:26.580 --> 06:47:29.120 Lemme see, 'cuz—How—How long ago? 06:47:29.640 --> 06:47:34.260 'Cuz I have... m—all the bits here from... five, six hours ago... 06:47:36.050 --> 06:47:37.440 Lemme see... 06:47:43.670 --> 06:47:46.860 Unless they're, uh... Are they... up here? 06:47:54.340 --> 06:47:57.070 "My message was like, 10 minutes into the stream." 06:47:57.930 --> 06:48:00.710 Um... I don't see it here... 06:48:05.510 --> 06:48:07.860 Huh. I don't see it here at all. 06:48:12.320 --> 06:48:14.250 Okay, let me check this one. 06:48:29.470 --> 06:48:32.790 [holding out laugh] "The Jerma mustard site..." 06:48:34.820 --> 06:48:37.430 That's strange how it didn't go through, though... 06:48:38.340 --> 06:48:40.410 'Cuz every—everything else is here. 06:48:46.680 --> 06:48:50.770 Uh, yeah, looks like, uh, solharv as well, for 2.50, thank you solharv earlier. 06:48:50.770 --> 06:48:54.230 I guess the first, like, couple of bits got cut off, for some weird, weird reason... 06:49:01.690 --> 06:49:05.780 Uh, do you know, and it's, uh... the first few bits here are talking about the porn joke, 06:49:05.780 --> 06:49:12.400 a real screenshot from the... uh, porn ad... which I'm not going to show on stream, but thank you solharv... 06:49:13.120 --> 06:49:15.010 Thank you origion! 06:49:15.010 --> 06:49:18.900 "Hi Jerma, this bit is—is... this donation is cursed. After you finished reading this," 06:49:18.900 --> 06:49:21.030 "you'll be turned into an Eevee." 06:49:22.620 --> 06:49:24.010 I'm still here. 06:49:24.010 --> 06:49:25.650 [bursts out laughing] 06:49:25.650 --> 06:49:28.360 (...), thanks for the $4! 06:49:28.430 --> 06:49:30.880 (...), thanks for the $3. 06:49:31.330 --> 06:49:35.800 "It's not a porn ad, it's just you having a conversation with a lovely lady that isn't Kim." 06:49:36.570 --> 06:49:39.270 Oh, I didn't have that conversation. 06:49:42.590 --> 06:49:44.650 Uh, (...), thanks for the five bucks! 06:49:44.650 --> 06:49:47.300 "You never failed to make me smile and laugh, I love you." 06:49:47.680 --> 06:49:50.270 Thank you (...) for the five bucks... 06:49:53.630 --> 06:49:54.830 Thank you. 06:49:55.830 --> 06:49:57.490 Thank you (...) for the 2.50. 06:49:57.490 --> 06:50:01.920 "Not that I'm complaining, but I thought you didn't play anime games? I guess you really are a weeb." 06:50:03.070 --> 06:50:06.200 This is not an anime game! I mean, it's an a—It's... 06:50:06.310 --> 06:50:11.000 It—This is not like, a TV show! It's a... item, capitalist store... 06:50:11.710 --> 06:50:13.980 It's a game where you... make— I—Look, you could make these— 06:50:13.980 --> 06:50:18.150 You can make, like, Kermit the Frog... and Big Bird the two characters and it's a—well... 06:50:18.150 --> 06:50:19.770 I would still play it! 06:50:28.700 --> 06:50:31.500 [bursts out laughing] E... 06:50:31.500 --> 06:50:37.400 I don't—I don't even, like, care... if it's, like, anime characters, I don't give a shit about all that, 06:50:37.400 --> 06:50:41.560 is the game fun? And is there cool, fun concepts... 06:50:46.300 --> 06:50:49.750 "The main character squees every five—" Alright, I'll turn off the squee. 06:50:49.750 --> 06:50:51.640 I'll turn... the—I'll turn it down. 06:50:55.260 --> 06:50:59.860 Uh, thank you (...) for the $10... (...), thank you. 06:51:01.600 --> 06:51:03.310 Ten bucks from (...) 06:51:05.000 --> 06:51:07.610 Uh, (...), thanks for the five bucks. 06:51:07.610 --> 06:51:11.720 "Love you man, thanks for the LOLs and the +2s." You got it. Thank you. 06:51:14.610 --> 06:51:17.540 Thank you velemi for the $30! 06:51:18.600 --> 06:51:22.020 "Ah yes, the one where there's capitalism, where an 8-year old is pressed into..." 06:51:22.020 --> 06:51:25.890 "indentured servitude to pay her father's debt, so I hope you're happy, Jerma." 06:51:28.410 --> 06:51:32.870 It can be... Bird—It can be... Big Bird and Kermit the Frog... 06:51:33.920 --> 06:51:37.390 and I'd still play it, and it would be— I—it would—it could—it could be... 06:51:37.630 --> 06:51:41.080 Sesame Street teaches... capitalism, and I'd play it. 06:51:44.470 --> 06:51:46.690 Thank you for the 30 bucks, though... 06:51:48.470 --> 06:51:51.880 Thank you S10wupdate for the $2.50. 06:51:51.880 --> 06:51:54.430 "Hey again Jeremy, aka Jerma985." 06:51:55.700 --> 06:52:00.270 Uh, "The host of the stream and owner of the channel Jerma985, just doing my timely donation." 06:52:00.270 --> 06:52:04.330 "Here to tell you... that I wish you the best and good luck with life! See ya." 06:52:05.260 --> 06:52:09.320 See... see ya too! Thanks for the 2.50! Thanks for the, um... 06:52:10.360 --> 06:52:13.350 I was gonna say, "Thanks for the update," for your name is update... 06:52:13.410 --> 06:52:15.270 Thanks for the—It still works... 06:52:16.810 --> 06:52:19.870 And then... (...), thanks for the three bucks! 06:52:19.870 --> 06:52:22.480 "Hey everybody, Jerma here with another Team Fortress 2 gameplay commentary," 06:52:22.480 --> 06:52:25.250 "and tonight we're gonna be playing as the—" Ah, whatever... Who cares... 06:52:25.250 --> 06:52:27.900 "And that's gonna wrap up the video! Thank you all so much for watching..." 06:52:27.900 --> 06:52:31.570 "and of course, take care everybody." I...don—I don't think I made that video... 06:52:32.170 --> 06:52:34.230 but... w—that's fine... 06:52:37.400 --> 06:52:39.040 [bursts out laughing] 06:52:39.040 --> 06:52:41.030 And then fast forwarding... 06:52:42.570 --> 06:52:45.810 Up here... we had... 06:52:46.190 --> 06:52:50.600 Uh, CluelessSniper for 2.50, "Can you do a BYEAnime voice?" 06:52:50.720 --> 06:52:53.780 There's no way that's gonna happen, I don't think I could... 06:52:54.660 --> 06:52:58.850 "BYE—" No, that's—I—Maybe tomorrow... Ask me again tomorrow. 06:52:59.430 --> 06:53:01.710 [bursts out laughing] Thank you for the 2.50. 06:53:01.730 --> 06:53:06.610 Alicia... uh, Aliciamusic, thanks for the ten bucks. 06:53:07.130 --> 06:53:09.900 $10 from ALICAImusic. 06:53:10.800 --> 06:53:13.040 "Hey Jerma, just watching the Green Screen Encore stream last week..." 06:53:13.040 --> 06:53:16.980 "and I couldn't help but put some Jerma easter eggs into a music video I made." 06:53:17.310 --> 06:53:21.420 "You DO NOT... need to watch the whole thing, but at 1:27," 06:53:21.420 --> 06:53:24.940 "you're driving in the bright window when it is centered," 06:53:24.940 --> 06:53:28.530 "and at 1:57, you're climbing the tree on the right." 06:53:28.530 --> 06:53:29.830 "And also there are brown notes." 06:53:29.830 --> 06:53:32.320 [bursts out laughing] Why there are brown notes? 06:53:38.260 --> 06:53:41.810 Ho—Hold on, here... Let's see... Let—Here, here's the video. 06:53:44.010 --> 06:53:46.990 Let—Let's get this—Let see if we can this here. 06:53:53.860 --> 06:53:56.990 So I have 1...27, hold on... 06:54:01.560 --> 06:54:04.900 [Recettear music starts playing] 06:54:04.900 --> 06:54:09.680 That is not this... That's not this person's song... that's still the Sesame Street music... 06:54:09.680 --> 06:54:13.000 [giggling] from... the game, that's not their song... 06:54:13.560 --> 06:54:17.380 [giggling] Somebody already had... the SourPls ready to go, 06:54:17.380 --> 06:54:20.600 and they're like, "Oh, shit, wait, this is not the right one." 06:54:22.940 --> 06:54:24.960 I gotta—Hold on, let me mute this. 06:54:27.540 --> 06:54:30.010 [something's dropping] Aw, fuck! 06:54:30.790 --> 06:54:32.370 [Recette talks] 06:54:32.370 --> 06:54:33.920 This is not their song. 06:54:40.200 --> 06:54:41.270 Alright. 06:54:42.460 --> 06:54:44.850 Alright, get your SourPls-es ready. 06:54:53.330 --> 06:54:55.950 So we're going to 1:27... 06:55:02.790 --> 06:55:04.540 That's not me, right? 06:55:09.120 --> 06:55:11.600 Alright, 1:27... 06:55:23.720 --> 06:55:28.330 [giggling] Wait... where is it? 06:55:30.630 --> 06:55:32.750 1:27... 06:55:51.660 --> 06:55:54.150 How do you do frame-by-frame on YouTube? 06:56:05.660 --> 06:56:06.980 What the—What... 06:56:07.340 --> 06:56:09.920 "You're driving in the bright window..." 06:56:19.910 --> 06:56:21.820 Where? Back? 06:56:23.290 --> 06:56:25.110 Hold on, get this on HD! 06:56:26.130 --> 06:56:28.940 It's a fuckin' 360p! 06:56:40.470 --> 06:56:42.260 I don't see anything... 06:56:48.840 --> 06:56:51.090 "Enhance it." Is it right there? 06:56:54.920 --> 06:56:56.280 Is that me? 06:56:58.920 --> 06:57:02.070 Is that me? The person walking by? 06:57:04.170 --> 06:57:08.240 Is it right—This, right here, that, like, weird ghost person? 06:57:11.890 --> 06:57:14.460 "You missed it." That's not me? 06:57:15.880 --> 06:57:17.230 Where's the other one? 06:57:18.440 --> 06:57:21.040 "1:57, you're climbing the tree." 06:57:27.160 --> 06:57:29.500 "Center on the bright window." 06:57:48.670 --> 06:57:49.680 This is... 06:57:49.680 --> 06:57:57.790 [giggling and cackling] 06:57:57.790 --> 06:58:00.680 Alright, that's... there I am. 06:58:00.680 --> 06:58:05.410 I thought it was bullshit for a minute, I'm like, "What the hell is this, this is like a wild goose chase!" 06:58:05.410 --> 06:58:07.170 Alright, then again... 06:58:09.410 --> 06:58:11.620 Hold on, I gotta make this smaller... 06:58:12.000 --> 06:58:13.640 Oomph... 06:58:13.640 --> 06:58:17.100 Ugh—Why am I... talking like I'm picking this up and it's heavy? 06:58:18.250 --> 06:58:21.190 Ok, then at 1:57... 06:58:22.750 --> 06:58:24.670 "You're climbing the tree." 06:58:37.100 --> 06:58:39.080 I didn't—Where is it? I didn't see it. 06:58:39.300 --> 06:58:42.180 "1:57, you're climbing a tree." 06:58:51.150 --> 06:58:52.800 1:56... 06:58:52.800 --> 06:58:58.390 One... fiftyyy... sssiiix... 06:59:00.170 --> 06:59:01.560 1:57. 06:59:05.820 --> 06:59:08.660 "Climbing a tree." I don't see a tree... 06:59:18.860 --> 06:59:21.430 "Should be climbing the tree on the right." 06:59:34.330 --> 06:59:35.670 Anybody see it? 06:59:46.940 --> 06:59:49.460 I don't see it... [chuckles] 06:59:50.450 --> 06:59:52.510 We're looking for a ghost... 07:00:04.900 --> 07:00:06.730 I don't see anything... 07:00:33.820 --> 07:00:35.320 Am I in there? 07:00:40.090 --> 07:00:41.770 "Turn on the click map." 07:00:41.770 --> 07:00:44.870 I—It's not even on... Hold on, let me get closer. 07:00:49.210 --> 07:00:51.650 E—Um, is that me in there? 07:00:51.720 --> 07:00:53.780 I think that's me! Yeah, that's me right there! 07:00:53.780 --> 07:00:55.600 I'm do—I'm hanging on. 07:00:57.380 --> 07:01:01.350 The lengths that you went to, like, blend me into the tree! 07:01:04.280 --> 07:01:05.890 That's me, right? 07:01:14.790 --> 07:01:17.770 No, that's not me? Yes, it is! 07:01:19.740 --> 07:01:23.630 Alright, anyways, that was... uh, called Where's Waldo... 07:01:25.450 --> 07:01:30.130 Thank you, uh... ALICAI, Ali—Ali—Alicia-I... 07:01:31.780 --> 07:01:33.760 If you like to do your own hunting... 07:01:34.010 --> 07:01:35.490 it's there... 07:01:36.140 --> 07:01:38.170 I've linked it before, check it out. 07:01:39.080 --> 07:01:43.000 And there's also brown notes, but I don't want—I don't want to hear the brown notes, I'm gonna shit my pants... 07:01:43.770 --> 07:01:49.050 Oh, ocrolo, thanks for the... $10, ocrolo. 07:01:50.210 --> 07:01:54.140 "Thanks for always making me smile, Jeremy. I was diagnosed with depression early this year," 07:01:54.140 --> 07:01:56.740 "so school has been... uh, tough. 07:01:56.740 --> 07:02:00.300 "But despite the struggles, I can always rely on you to raise my spirits no matter the day..." 07:02:00.300 --> 07:02:04.390 "Sincerely, thank you for your dedication... eh, and your love, jermaHeart," 07:02:04.390 --> 07:02:06.240 "jermaHeart, jermaHeart." 07:02:08.470 --> 07:02:11.880 I'm really sorry to hear that... ocrolo. 07:02:12.610 --> 07:02:14.310 Keep pressing forward... 07:02:15.130 --> 07:02:16.740 Take care of yourself... 07:02:17.650 --> 07:02:20.060 and... uh, hopefully school gets better. 07:02:25.090 --> 07:02:27.240 Thank you for being part of this community... 07:02:32.010 --> 07:02:33.760 Hope things starts looking up. 07:02:33.760 --> 07:02:36.180 Thank you so much for your $10. 07:02:37.310 --> 07:02:40.480 Join the Discord too, tons of great people there, if you haven't already. 07:02:42.480 --> 07:02:44.930 So we can shout the Discord out, if we can. 07:02:45.640 --> 07:02:47.950 It's a great little spot, it's public. 07:02:50.240 --> 07:02:54.930 Thank you so much... and... take care of yourself. Thank you. 07:02:55.700 --> 07:02:59.540 We also had... $10, from... nautilu5_. 07:03:01.520 --> 07:03:08.360 "I accidentally put the dollar sign on the 1,000, and I feel really bad, so here's 1,000 bits anyway." 07:03:08.360 --> 07:03:11.190 [laughing] 07:03:14.440 --> 07:03:17.110 "I accidentally put the dollar sign on..." 07:03:17.560 --> 07:03:18.800 [laughing] 07:03:18.800 --> 07:03:22.290 [sniffing] What's that smell? 07:03:29.290 --> 07:03:34.060 "Guilt bits." [laughing] 07:03:35.350 --> 07:03:37.450 "Squ—" Well, it's plastic, right... 07:03:37.450 --> 07:03:39.780 "Squeal, vessel." 07:03:39.780 --> 07:03:41.700 No, thank you for the $10... 07:03:41.700 --> 07:03:47.420 Told you it wasn't necessary, but... thank you for the 1,000 bits, regardless, thank you. 07:03:48.580 --> 07:03:52.950 c4g_, thanks for the 2.50, "Big dip and smooth recovery!" 07:03:55.630 --> 07:03:57.190 This is today. 07:04:00.360 --> 07:04:05.080 That's not a... That's not—That's—That's—That's just simply... That's a little, just small sell-off... 07:04:05.820 --> 07:04:07.330 Let's take a look. 07:04:15.830 --> 07:04:18.070 Let's get this on a screen... 07:04:25.010 --> 07:04:27.230 Alright, so let's—What happened here, let's see... 07:04:27.230 --> 07:04:29.240 Um... first of all... 07:04:30.190 --> 07:04:33.890 What happened was, I can tell you exact—This was, this was gamed... 07:04:36.140 --> 07:04:41.520 And, I said it, I said it out loud... something about, like, everyone's gaming me, 07:04:41.520 --> 07:04:45.940 and doing -2s, and then everybody's just jumped on the bandwagon... 07:04:48.600 --> 07:04:52.580 and dumped this... the comedy stock down, to zero... 07:04:56.470 --> 07:04:59.160 And then look at that immediate turnaround... 07:04:59.700 --> 07:05:04.630 You know, we called that in the industry, we called that a bear trap, so... sorry guys. 07:05:11.090 --> 07:05:13.700 "It looks pretty rigged." [chuckles] 07:05:17.430 --> 07:05:21.370 [giggling] That's a ste—That's a squa—That's a steady comedy level... 07:05:27.570 --> 07:05:29.000 "Nice meme lines." 07:05:29.000 --> 07:05:34.540 I just want—I want someone to do, like, technical analysis to these charts, somehow... 07:05:35.510 --> 07:05:37.410 I think that'll be really funny... 07:05:38.490 --> 07:05:43.100 Put a bunch of TA, like, technical analysis on what's gonna happen... 07:05:45.900 --> 07:05:47.730 But, uh, that's fine... 07:05:47.910 --> 07:05:49.960 Thank you for that, c4g_. 07:05:54.030 --> 07:05:56.220 07:05:56.220 --> 07:05:57.550 Freudianweapon, thanks for the three bucks. 07:05:57.550 --> 07:06:02.080 "Happy Saturday jermaHeart, by the way, your Elmo anime voice was the highlight of my night, have a good one." 07:06:02.460 --> 07:06:05.310 Thank you, Freudian. Thanks for the three bucks. 07:06:05.310 --> 07:06:07.040 You have a good one as well. 07:06:07.150 --> 07:06:08.820 YOU have a good one! 07:06:09.490 --> 07:06:11.420 snoozincopter, thanks for the 2.50! 07:06:11.420 --> 07:06:15.840 "Hey, you know I'm joking, right? I enjoy all your streams, especially when you're having fun or in a good mood." 07:06:15.840 --> 07:06:19.400 "I got the pink ba... pink bit badge now, by the way!" 07:06:19.590 --> 07:06:21.860 Uh, how many bits is that? I don't know... 07:06:21.860 --> 07:06:27.820 "It's okay if you call me szz... call me snooze, by the way... We've known each other long enough, no need to be formal." 07:06:28.760 --> 07:06:30.850 [exhales] 07:06:32.980 --> 07:06:36.260 No, I know you're—I know you're just kidding, I was too. 07:06:36.730 --> 07:06:39.500 It's the thing about this stream, we can go back and forth. 07:06:39.880 --> 07:06:42.120 Kid... we can just kid around. 07:06:43.140 --> 07:06:47.470 Ah, there's origion again for the 2.50, talking about the cursed message... 07:06:47.470 --> 07:06:50.750 Where I'm gonna be turned into an Eevee when I'm done saying this... 07:06:53.030 --> 07:06:55.250 and... uh... 07:06:55.250 --> 07:07:00.740 What's... dragon... cute? What's draconCute mean... 07:07:00.740 --> 07:07:02.020 What is that? 07:07:02.580 --> 07:07:04.650 "draconCute, have fun." 07:07:04.830 --> 07:07:06.390 I don't know what that means... 07:07:06.390 --> 07:07:09.180 [smacks lips and pukes] 07:07:15.390 --> 07:07:16.520 [loud beep] 07:07:16.520 --> 07:07:19.360 Why the fuck?! Are You SERIOUS?! 07:07:22.700 --> 07:07:25.690 Why?! What is that?! 07:07:27.600 --> 07:07:31.240 The audio warning for the first sound, what?! 07:07:35.770 --> 07:07:40.610 It's supposed to be... Eevee! It's supposed to be Eevee! [Eevee sounds in the background] 07:07:47.200 --> 07:07:50.120 What's this first fuckin' sound?! 07:07:51.790 --> 07:07:53.050 Listen! 07:07:53.650 --> 07:07:55.240 [quieter beep] 07:07:55.240 --> 07:07:57.290 What the fuck is that?! 07:08:02.400 --> 07:08:07.400 That was so lou—I mean, I turned... my, uh, audio pumped through OBS is—is... 07:08:08.270 --> 07:08:09.580 Um... 07:08:10.610 --> 07:08:14.030 My audio pumped through OBS is dropped by 50% right now, so thank God it is, 07:08:14.030 --> 07:08:15.840 because tha—my head hurts. 07:08:16.100 --> 07:08:20.540 My, like... ears and head hurt... right now, my ears hurt. 07:08:23.070 --> 07:08:25.360 I was wondering why it took so long for the thing to play, 07:08:25.360 --> 07:08:29.620 it takes, like, eight full seconds and then... blows your ears out... 07:08:31.340 --> 07:08:36.190 Anyways, um... thank you... for the 2.50. 07:08:37.310 --> 07:08:39.670 (...), thanks for the three bucks. 07:08:39.920 --> 07:08:42.010 DrClay, thanks for the five bucks. 07:08:42.330 --> 07:08:45.640 "I didn't see you, but I saw a face in the tree." 07:08:49.460 --> 07:08:51.180 I don't see it... 07:08:52.410 --> 07:08:56.310 I don't see it... [giggling] 07:08:58.420 --> 07:09:00.860 [laughing] 07:09:01.440 --> 07:09:04.410 Somebody just came in with a raid! Raid, THANKS FOR THE RAID! 07:09:06.410 --> 07:09:08.940 Dave raid just came in, thank you DAVE! 07:09:09.120 --> 07:09:11.390 Dave... Dave raid... 07:09:11.390 --> 07:09:14.040 Unfortunately, Dave—Thank you, DaveKap for the raid... 07:09:14.040 --> 07:09:18.060 Um... but... I'm—I'm literally about to turn the stream off... 07:09:18.190 --> 07:09:21.160 So... hopefully you have fun on your stream, whatever it was... 07:09:22.560 --> 07:09:25.180 Thank you DaveKap for the raid, welcome everybody... 07:09:25.320 --> 07:09:29.960 Uh, we're about to hit the—the on— the pause button, er... until tomorrow. 07:09:31.010 --> 07:09:33.040 But welcome, regardless... 07:09:33.790 --> 07:09:37.430 And have a great night. [laughing] 07:09:38.090 --> 07:09:40.790 Have a wonderful rest of your night! 07:09:41.160 --> 07:09:44.120 I—I'll see if—I wanna see—Hold on, let me zoom in right here... 07:09:44.120 --> 07:09:46.710 I see like, a weird Muppet face in the tree... 07:09:47.140 --> 07:09:52.120 I don't see... um... me, though... 07:09:58.920 --> 07:10:00.600 I don't see me in here. 07:10:04.060 --> 07:10:07.600 Anyways... snooze, thanks for the 2.50 right at the very end. 07:10:08.100 --> 07:10:10.720 "I know you were kidding," and then he says "pssh, as if I wouldn't know." 07:10:10.720 --> 07:10:13.910 "Actually, by the way, snoozin is better—" Well that—I just changed it! 07:10:13.910 --> 07:10:15.550 I just changed it! 07:10:16.370 --> 07:10:20.480 Uh... "We're close... but we're not THAT close, okay, have a good night for real," 07:10:20.480 --> 07:10:23.430 "I thought you... I just thought about how far you've come, and that's awesome." 07:10:23.430 --> 07:10:26.360 Thank you. Thank you snoozin. 07:10:28.910 --> 07:10:32.470 "Did you make the 80K or did you lose?" Oh, I make the 80K. 07:10:35.750 --> 07:10:42.760 I made it... just in time. The next leg is 200,000... We'll see if I can do it tomorrow. 07:10:43.030 --> 07:10:47.340 Take care everybody, see you soon, tomorrow on 3-4 PM Pacific... 07:10:47.820 --> 07:10:49.230 Much love to you. 07:10:50.100 --> 07:10:54.970 More Recettear... coming up shortly. Have a great night.

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