WEBVTT NOTE Paragraph 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.580 Hello? 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:05.700 [laughs] Can anyone hear me talking? 00:00:07.410 --> 00:00:09.730 What the fuck is going on...? 00:00:13.410 --> 00:00:15.990 Oh, I think I need to refresh... 00:00:20.470 --> 00:00:24.450 It says my stream is live, but I can't see anybody typing... 00:00:26.030 --> 00:00:28.192 Hold on, let me see if this works... 00:00:31.150 --> 00:00:34.080 I...I think I'm live! 00:00:35.430 --> 00:00:37.991 Yea—I—Ok, now I can see... 00:00:40.370 --> 00:00:42.070 That was weird... 00:00:43.070 --> 00:00:46.380 Alright, so anyways, back to— back to Nancy Drew... 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:52.080 and the uhh... and the Salem... Mystery... 00:00:52.080 --> 00:00:53.960 I need to pop this out, hold on... 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:55.840 So this one died over here... 00:01:00.820 --> 00:01:03.820 Shit! How do I get this refreshed? 00:01:04.090 --> 00:01:05.740 Refresh, please! 00:01:07.130 --> 00:01:10.300 Oh, no... Okay, I'm gonna have to pop y'all over here... 00:01:14.630 --> 00:01:17.290 "He doesn't know..." Is it off again? 00:01:25.380 --> 00:01:27.310 Alright, I think... 00:01:28.380 --> 00:01:33.150 Why can't I open the chat? I can't even open, like, my Twitch chatroom... 00:01:37.050 --> 00:01:39.727 No—Arrgh...! 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.950 Alright, I can—I can see you over here, but you're in a really bad spot... 00:01:54.380 --> 00:01:56.080 Alright, I can see you over here... 00:01:56.080 --> 00:01:57.510 Alright, here we go! 00:01:57.510 --> 00:01:59.820 [game music suddenly starts] 00:02:02.900 --> 00:02:06.330 "But how will he hear all about—" "Stream dead." I can see, I can see. 00:02:07.410 --> 00:02:08.960 Yeah, would've—would've died! 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:12.740 I lost connection to, like, Streamlabs and then it killed everything... 00:02:14.910 --> 00:02:19.300 Anyways, hi! That was, a—whatever... 00:02:20.160 --> 00:02:22.710 I don't know what my brain was doing! 00:02:23.050 --> 00:02:26.290 I just hovered over "Run 60 second ad break"! 00:02:26.290 --> 00:02:28.510 Like, I was—I was gonna... run an ad? 00:02:29.310 --> 00:02:31.940 That would be horrendous! Alright, here we go! 00:02:38.260 --> 00:02:40.657 Alright, grandpa, right, grandpa... 00:02:41.940 --> 00:02:43.170 Here we go... 00:02:44.900 --> 00:02:46.910 "120 second ad..." 00:02:53.020 --> 00:02:57.430 Dude, that's the second time... that the stream has just turned OFF... 00:02:57.430 --> 00:03:01.030 and then come right back, totally normally completely fine... 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:06.800 A—I... probably would rather just have that than horrible issues all day... 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:11.030 Alright, where's this f—where's this— What's this thing? What is this? 00:03:12.810 --> 00:03:15.180 It's a U—Alright, I need to find a U... 00:03:16.810 --> 00:03:19.020 Ceiling? Is something on the, ceiling? 00:03:24.750 --> 00:03:26.500 Wait! Can I move it? 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:31.890 This is Master difficulty! 00:03:32.060 --> 00:03:33.590 Can I leave the room? 00:03:34.200 --> 00:03:35.860 I can't even leave the room! 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:38.770 Uh, no, you're not get any ads! 00:03:40.160 --> 00:03:41.870 Stream went down, and... 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:44.760 I'm not coming back with an ad after that! 00:03:50.110 --> 00:03:51.140 Huh? 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:04.290 "He hates ads..." 00:04:04.790 --> 00:04:08.360 No, I'm not playing 60-fucking- second ad break right now... 00:04:12.230 --> 00:04:14.310 [rapid mouse clicking] 00:04:14.310 --> 00:04:16.860 I don't care. I—I know that's, like, the whole point of the game, 00:04:16.860 --> 00:04:19.330 but, I just—Where's the U? 00:04:22.580 --> 00:04:24.950 Am I missing something over here? Into the button? 00:04:30.500 --> 00:04:32.170 I need a U-key... 00:04:34.590 --> 00:04:37.300 Here's the thing, though—I know you guys don't know where it is, either... 00:04:39.710 --> 00:04:40.690 Heh... 00:04:41.430 --> 00:04:44.800 So I don't feel bad, because I know you don't know. 00:04:51.320 --> 00:04:55.530 I swear to God, if—or slide the bookcase over into the key under there... 00:04:59.380 --> 00:05:00.930 "We dont know." I know! 00:05:03.590 --> 00:05:04.660 How 'bout this? 00:05:08.180 --> 00:05:11.550 "Just spam Tab, go over interactive menus..." 00:05:12.620 --> 00:05:15.400 Like, something—anything to do with, like, the... candle... thing? 00:05:15.400 --> 00:05:16.510 It has to! 00:05:28.140 --> 00:05:30.670 The books, it's in the books! 00:05:37.200 --> 00:05:39.330 The books, it's in the books! 00:05:46.810 --> 00:05:47.930 The window! 00:05:52.350 --> 00:05:53.210 [exhales] 00:05:53.210 --> 00:05:56.320 I—I—don—Going to the Amateur wouldn't even change anything! 00:05:59.390 --> 00:06:00.670 Is it, like, all the way in the back? 00:06:00.670 --> 00:06:04.610 With—With, like, the—the spot where you cut it out and put—hide a key? 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:08.600 "Leave the room." I don't think I can—Can I leave this room? 00:06:10.220 --> 00:06:11.380 Can I leave? 00:06:11.960 --> 00:06:14.170 "How long have I known my dad..." 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:20.480 [laughs] 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:23.310 [doing a voice] "How long have I known my Dad for?" 00:06:24.460 --> 00:06:26.178 "Uhh, well..." Wait! 00:06:28.340 --> 00:06:32.540 I'm just traveling the room, why— wha—There's nothing that I can do! 00:06:34.640 --> 00:06:38.040 Is there a... "Find the—the Key"? 00:06:55.590 --> 00:06:59.100 "Give ea... ha—" Wait, wait, wait, it's a—It's about hiding something! 00:06:59.100 --> 00:07:00.788 "Give earth to my prayer—" 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:09.700 "Give ear to my prayer, O God, and hide not yourself from my plea for mercy!" 00:07:09.700 --> 00:07:11.660 "Give ear to my prayer, O God" 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:15.090 "GOD, have mer—" I feel like—I feel like this is me, streaming... 00:07:15.870 --> 00:07:19.070 Just replace, the... the stuff between "O God" with... 00:07:19.530 --> 00:07:21.540 what the hell is happening on the video game... 00:07:22.720 --> 00:07:23.550 Uhh... 00:07:23.670 --> 00:07:27.470 Alright, so give hide— "and hide not yourself from my plea for mercy." 00:07:27.470 --> 00:07:28.450 So it's hidden... 00:07:28.990 --> 00:07:29.960 in a book! 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:32.830 Somewhere... 00:07:32.960 --> 00:07:35.730 It's hidden in a book... What we know—What's that?! 00:07:35.980 --> 00:07:36.830 What's that?! 00:07:37.870 --> 00:07:39.220 What is that? Touch it! 00:07:40.530 --> 00:07:42.350 Why would I be able to zoom in on this? 00:07:42.530 --> 00:07:43.810 M—move this! 00:07:50.540 --> 00:07:51.760 What is this thing? 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:55.710 "Click it!" I— 00:07:57.270 --> 00:07:59.460 What were on side of the table—Wait a minute! 00:08:00.280 --> 00:08:02.110 Otherside? There's one over here too! 00:08:03.490 --> 00:08:04.220 I— 00:08:08.330 --> 00:08:10.750 "Hold Right Mouse Button to Rotate the item" 00:08:15.740 --> 00:08:16.980 Hmm... 00:08:17.660 --> 00:08:19.450 "Click on the item to Interact" 00:08:19.940 --> 00:08:22.800 What the—FUCK, I did it! 00:08:23.190 --> 00:08:24.810 Okay, it's one of those games... 00:08:24.810 --> 00:08:26.490 I didn't think it was one of those games, it—it is. 00:08:29.450 --> 00:08:30.500 What's in here? 00:08:30.500 --> 00:08:31.450 Pfft! 00:08:33.370 --> 00:08:35.170 [Grandpa's voice] "Yea, get fucked!" 00:08:35.300 --> 00:08:37.570 "You guy—You're gonna get into my porn stash!" 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:41.590 "Let's see you do this MAZE!" 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:43.900 "You fuckin' IDIOT!" 00:08:44.230 --> 00:08:45.850 "You'll never get my PORN!" 00:08:51.650 --> 00:08:54.590 "Oh, shit, that was wicked easy—But not this one!" 00:08:55.920 --> 00:08:57.440 "This one's even HARDER!" 00:08:58.050 --> 00:08:59.960 "There's PORNS in there!" 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:01.730 "You'll never fuckin' get in here!" 00:09:09.860 --> 00:09:11.390 [still Grandpa's voice] "Yea, yea, yea!" 00:09:15.620 --> 00:09:17.780 "'A&W Root Beer' is the password!" 00:09:18.270 --> 00:09:20.400 "OH SHIT, umm... I shouldn't told you that!" 00:09:20.620 --> 00:09:23.270 The ghost fuckin' like, weee, and flies through... 00:09:26.540 --> 00:09:28.100 Weathered leather... 00:09:28.770 --> 00:09:33.110 Hey, JermaSucks, thanks for the 15... subs—I miss the first one... 00:09:33.110 --> 00:09:35.530 But thank you for the 10 community subs earlier, thank you... 00:09:37.590 --> 00:09:40.440 Thank you for the... huge amount of subs, JermaSucks. 00:09:40.620 --> 00:09:41.940 Err, take it back to the shop... 00:09:44.930 --> 00:09:45.800 Oh no... 00:09:46.390 --> 00:09:47.670 Alright, so let's get it! 00:09:48.520 --> 00:09:49.570 How do I pick it up? 00:09:50.890 --> 00:09:53.120 It's locked to a leather belt... 00:09:56.020 --> 00:10:00.240 How do I grab it, is it, on—is it, on fire, is it burning, is it too hot? 00:10:02.870 --> 00:10:04.020 Oh, I can leave! 00:10:07.820 --> 00:10:09.040 [snickers] 00:10:10.030 --> 00:10:11.010 [laughs] 00:10:11.010 --> 00:10:12.840 [phone buzzes] 00:10:12.840 --> 00:10:14.070 [phone buzzes] Aah! 00:10:14.210 --> 00:10:15.740 "Incoming Call..." 00:10:20.880 --> 00:10:22.260 A storm... 00:10:23.590 --> 00:10:24.710 Can I hang up? 00:10:28.780 --> 00:10:30.570 [laughs] 00:10:30.570 --> 00:10:33.070 "Deirdre—Deirdre, there's a tornado!" 00:10:33.900 --> 00:10:35.520 "I can't talk to you..." 00:10:36.510 --> 00:10:38.110 [Grandpa voice] "MY PORN!" 00:10:38.610 --> 00:10:39.990 "GET IT!" [loud boom] 00:10:40.800 --> 00:10:42.630 "AHAHAHAHAH!" 00:10:57.660 --> 00:10:59.030 Oh, let's talk about it... 00:10:59.030 --> 00:11:00.382 Quick, hurry! 00:11:00.750 --> 00:11:03.680 Imagine having to run fast, and you, just..., 00:11:03.680 --> 00:11:07.010 move forward, up—to—up—fo—two feet? 00:11:07.510 --> 00:11:10.180 "I'm running!" [mouth clicks] "Ugh!" "Ugh!" 00:11:11.290 --> 00:11:12.540 [Grandpa voice] "Look, kid, I'm running here!" 00:11:12.540 --> 00:11:14.120 That person runs like an animal! 00:11:14.420 --> 00:11:17.100 Their head—Their hands' down, like running on all fours! 00:11:17.100 --> 00:11:18.270 Is it a werewolf? 00:11:18.870 --> 00:11:21.230 Nancy, you can't do that, that's not—that'll hurt. 00:11:23.520 --> 00:11:24.720 "Quick, run!" 00:11:24.950 --> 00:11:30.940 [panting as if running] 00:11:30.940 --> 00:11:33.060 Someone's just pushing me from behind, 00:11:33.060 --> 00:11:35.030 "No, I don't wanna do it! Ugh!" 00:11:35.300 --> 00:11:36.730 "Quick, fuckin' sprint!" 00:11:43.630 --> 00:11:44.850 [Grandpa voice] "You still in here?" 00:11:49.750 --> 00:11:51.750 [laughs] 00:11:51.750 --> 00:11:53.740 Why... would you do— [laughing] 00:11:53.740 --> 00:11:56.120 That's such an old... [holding laugh] 00:11:58.300 --> 00:12:00.146 It was the—It was the—A... [holding laugh] 00:12:01.030 --> 00:12:02.451 [desk smashing sound] 00:12:03.640 --> 00:12:08.070 [finished holding laugh] Okay, let me tell ya... The fuckin'... smoke grenade... 00:12:08.580 --> 00:12:11.100 like, "I'm gone now!" magic act thing... 00:12:11.550 --> 00:12:15.570 like... ahh..., they did it twice. That's fuckin' awesome... 00:12:15.910 --> 00:12:17.630 What is it? Pff... 00:12:17.920 --> 00:12:19.640 [crow caws] 00:12:19.790 --> 00:12:23.430 [Grandpa voice] "Hmm...,E—O—I dropped my key, I dropped my address, 00:12:23.610 --> 00:12:26.150 and I dropped my can that I was eating out of..." 00:12:26.150 --> 00:12:28.420 "Scan my DNA, bitch!" 00:12:30.620 --> 00:12:32.030 "You'll find me!" 00:12:36.040 --> 00:12:38.840 "Oh, noo, I dropped my first class ticket!" 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:40.780 [crow caws] 00:12:40.920 --> 00:12:42.400 "We're going to Boston!" 00:12:44.980 --> 00:12:47.827 "It's him, by the way— I saw this movie in 3D!" 00:12:50.500 --> 00:12:52.819 Alright, first class, flight... 00:12:54.570 --> 00:12:58.700 "October 28th..." "Flight In: BO 0898..." 00:12:59.290 --> 00:13:00.420 Okay... 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:04.750 "Seat Place: 3D," "Boarding Time: 15:40!" 00:13:04.980 --> 00:13:07.460 Alright... What about on the back? 00:13:08.130 --> 00:13:10.671 "Global Travel Airways," We're going to have to give them a call... 00:13:13.560 --> 00:13:16.180 Here, look, the A&W Root Beer key! 00:13:16.760 --> 00:13:18.880 And it's got a weird pattern on it, 00:13:18.880 --> 00:13:21.770 that means we might have to put that in a weird pattern... 00:13:22.430 --> 00:13:27.140 Wouldn't you want your... lock box to have a... very basic, standard key? 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:30.770 'Cuz that if I would—I know that this key goes to that... 00:13:40.820 --> 00:13:41.730 What? 00:13:43.750 --> 00:13:46.580 How do you make... a homemade... 00:13:46.580 --> 00:13:50.240 is it like Chef Boyardee and—and battery acid, I don't understand... 00:13:50.670 --> 00:13:53.080 [laughs] Canned smoke... bomb? 00:13:59.190 --> 00:14:00.410 Well, I got it... 00:14:00.410 --> 00:14:02.290 [phone buzzes] Oh my God... 00:14:02.510 --> 00:14:03.840 "Don't hang up on me!" 00:14:13.770 --> 00:14:15.310 "Chug what's left..." 00:14:19.060 --> 00:14:21.520 [laughs] 00:14:21.520 --> 00:14:23.370 "Chug what's left..." 00:14:35.180 --> 00:14:36.150 [whispers] Yes... 00:14:50.010 --> 00:14:51.450 My eyesight... 00:14:53.660 --> 00:14:55.550 Why I got blurry eyesight? 00:14:57.210 --> 00:14:59.970 Not a great detective, you don't have—wear glasses... 00:15:12.920 --> 00:15:14.020 Pff... 00:15:14.020 --> 00:15:16.950 Depth of field, she's focusing on the can. 00:15:16.950 --> 00:15:22.340 Wait, wait, if I look over here..., my eyes are ripped down, still focused on the can? 00:15:24.430 --> 00:15:25.490 That would hurt! 00:15:28.660 --> 00:15:30.990 Automatic one-letter grade if I can drive this. 00:15:45.590 --> 00:15:47.280 Hey, hey, eyes on the road! 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:52.730 Eyes on the f—road! When, th—Eyes on the road! 00:15:52.890 --> 00:15:54.650 [laughs] 00:15:56.810 --> 00:15:58.660 [still laughing] 00:16:01.920 --> 00:16:03.750 [laughs] They get it's car... 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:07.770 Just starts grab the shift... 00:16:09.070 --> 00:16:11.500 [laughing] 00:16:17.090 --> 00:16:18.870 "Oh, you drive a stick?" 00:16:20.930 --> 00:16:23.370 Why am I leaning the other way? 00:16:23.370 --> 00:16:26.920 I'm like... sitting down and looking up, where am I? 00:16:27.190 --> 00:16:28.870 Why was I down there? 00:16:36.310 --> 00:16:37.900 This is that—This is the car ride? 00:16:37.900 --> 00:16:40.750 This is the "I'm gonna tell you how it is" car ride. 00:16:46.040 --> 00:16:47.500 [mimicking car horn] 00:16:47.830 --> 00:16:49.590 [mimicking car horns repeatedly] 00:16:55.690 --> 00:16:57.560 Grrrm... 00:16:58.120 --> 00:16:59.170 What is that? 00:17:00.190 --> 00:17:01.310 What's this thing? 00:17:03.490 --> 00:17:04.590 What is that? 00:17:05.270 --> 00:17:06.850 Is that an ejector? 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:16.960 "We can't see where your mouse is." Oh, it's that problem again. 00:17:18.760 --> 00:17:23.060 [laughs] You can't see where my fuckin' mouse is... Goddamnit... 00:17:24.210 --> 00:17:27.120 Alright, th—the—Where's my mouse—No, no, no... 00:17:27.120 --> 00:17:30.120 This—This thing over here before it gets cut off... 00:17:30.860 --> 00:17:33.820 The thing I look—No, alrigh—All the way the right, looks like an ejector seat... 00:17:34.370 --> 00:17:37.210 Thing... The lever—Alright, let me fix this... 00:17:38.620 --> 00:17:40.340 How do I fix this the last time... 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:51.020 How did I fix this last—I think this—I think the stream crashing broke this... 00:17:59.210 --> 00:18:00.710 I think I just broke it... 00:18:01.400 --> 00:18:03.288 "It was like that before, too..." 00:18:06.490 --> 00:18:07.670 Is that gonna work? 00:18:09.760 --> 00:18:11.480 What the fuck... 00:18:14.100 --> 00:18:15.050 I broke it. 00:18:15.660 --> 00:18:17.610 [Windows sound] 00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:22.080 [bursts out laugh] 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:26.440 Alright, capture the screen... 00:18:27.110 --> 00:18:31.060 Why is it scaling...? Oh, I hate this program with a passion... 00:18:31.420 --> 00:18:34.440 This is it! This is it! This is the stream... 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:36.810 where I don't use Streamlabs OBS ever again... 00:18:36.810 --> 00:18:38.910 This is it! This is the one... Okay... 00:18:38.910 --> 00:18:40.440 Not—Not using it ever again... 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:41.660 Alright, so... 00:18:46.610 --> 00:18:49.350 You're gonna capture the fuckin' screen, what are you doin'? 00:18:50.110 --> 00:18:51.980 [game sounds starts again] 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:54.360 No, it's not even right! 00:18:54.360 --> 00:18:55.560 It's incorrect! 00:19:00.010 --> 00:19:02.100 What the fuck are you doin'?! 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:06.360 What the fuck are you doin'?! 00:19:21.260 --> 00:19:23.832 "I made it worse"? No, I didn't! 00:19:26.100 --> 00:19:27.930 "Clipping." Where? 00:19:33.280 --> 00:19:35.100 "Professional streamer." 00:19:35.230 --> 00:19:40.310 No, professional streamer, using SHIT software, is what happens! 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:48.520 Alright, let's go... 00:20:10.970 --> 00:20:13.240 Dude, if I can keep my stream turned on, 00:20:13.240 --> 00:20:16.180 I would uninstall this on stream and run just regular OBS. 00:20:26.390 --> 00:20:29.100 We haven't taken a single turn, by the way... 00:20:31.650 --> 00:20:34.490 This is—Where we're going is in a straight line... 00:20:34.490 --> 00:20:38.620 Umm...This isn't—Alright, we've never— We haven't taken one turn... 00:20:43.450 --> 00:20:47.600 I feel like I'm sitting in a studio, with a—I'm being... manipulated... 00:20:47.850 --> 00:20:50.780 This is being keyed in, we haven't move... 00:21:03.050 --> 00:21:04.990 'Scooby-Doo background..." 00:21:08.890 --> 00:21:11.030 [laughs] Somebody said, 00:21:11.030 --> 00:21:16.320 "How is this the stream that you stopped using Streamlabs if this stream isn't canon?" 00:21:16.320 --> 00:21:18.370 Oh shit, that's right... 00:21:23.940 --> 00:21:24.860 Uhh... 00:21:43.260 --> 00:21:47.650 Is there a, like, "I don't have any more question, I—I don't—I don't have 'One more question,' 00:21:47.650 --> 00:21:49.990 I don't want—I don't have any more questions"? 00:22:05.270 --> 00:22:06.200 Alright, I got it. 00:22:11.090 --> 00:22:13.160 There's the house, "The Parry House..." 00:22:18.230 --> 00:22:19.730 Get out of the car, Nancy... 00:22:41.830 --> 00:22:43.860 Who—Whose house is this? 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:55.520 This looks like, a—umm..., a house that's currently occupied... 00:23:04.150 --> 00:23:05.670 Who—Oh... 00:23:07.080 --> 00:23:09.091 Wha—Am I—Is this like, uhh... 00:23:10.010 --> 00:23:11.857 Am I, like, investigate ghosts? 00:23:15.630 --> 00:23:16.360 Hold— 00:23:16.530 --> 00:23:19.520 Did Nancy Drew do this before The Conjuring? 00:23:27.350 --> 00:23:28.480 Welcome, hi... 00:23:37.120 --> 00:23:38.200 Alright... 00:23:39.140 --> 00:23:40.290 Where, uh... 00:23:46.530 --> 00:23:47.440 Uh-oh... 00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:53.230 Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea... 00:23:59.650 --> 00:24:00.570 Okay... 00:24:08.500 --> 00:24:10.400 [Boston accent] "Oh, clam chowder, I—wait—fuckin' New England, 00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:12.620 fuckin' Boston, I lived in Boston, New England!" 00:24:37.940 --> 00:24:39.180 Running late... 00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:41.340 There's the bad, that's—that's the villain... 00:24:42.130 --> 00:24:45.920 That's the villain, with—the—with the smoke and—It's you! Ah, it's—it's you! 00:24:48.470 --> 00:24:51.510 "That's the only thing you eat in Boston?" Yeah. It's true. 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:01.990 "What can you tell me... where the fire happened?" "Do you mind introducing me to Mei?" 00:25:05.800 --> 00:25:08.130 Can I walk—What can you tell me about the fire? 00:25:11.090 --> 00:25:14.600 That's the quickest way to know that you are... responsible... 00:25:15.320 --> 00:25:16.330 "What about that fire?" 00:25:16.330 --> 00:25:18.530 "What do you know about the fire? What do you know about that?" 00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:22.410 "Oh, I know, uh..." "We got one." 00:25:23.030 --> 00:25:24.370 Immediate villain! 00:25:33.040 --> 00:25:34.300 He founded it. 00:25:35.280 --> 00:25:37.960 Really old house... from Salem. 00:25:43.350 --> 00:25:44.300 What? 00:25:44.850 --> 00:25:48.150 I can't even ask him more than one question, "Ah, ah, ah"? 00:25:59.350 --> 00:26:00.620 What's with wha— 00:26:00.620 --> 00:26:05.440 They're doing the—like, their arms', T-pose, the kinda—half T-pose thing... 00:26:11.260 --> 00:26:14.580 Alright, so turn on... faucet, first thing I'm gonna try... 00:26:22.820 --> 00:26:27.330 I feel like I'm watching somebody that made in Machinima, in The Sims, 00:26:28.560 --> 00:26:31.200 and it was not—it was like, a... experiment that they were gonna try, 00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:33.440 to see if they can get a camera in the house, and... 00:26:49.630 --> 00:26:51.330 Okay, eh... see you later. 00:26:51.420 --> 00:26:52.280 What? 00:26:53.940 --> 00:26:56.090 That wasn't even—That—No, no, no, that was not being ignored, 00:26:56.090 --> 00:27:00.370 that was "I didn't see you, you're not in the house." 00:27:07.140 --> 00:27:09.630 Alright, let's go through their, uhh... drawers and stuff... 00:27:10.860 --> 00:27:12.670 "Green Power..." 00:27:13.470 --> 00:27:14.320 Oil... 00:27:15.120 --> 00:27:18.500 You keep all your oils and shit upon the wind—in direct sunlight? 00:27:22.270 --> 00:27:24.010 That's new, don't do that! 00:27:25.510 --> 00:27:26.770 Alright, stove... 00:27:26.980 --> 00:27:28.150 Open the stove..., 00:27:28.150 --> 00:27:29.300 go to the fridge... 00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:32.830 A candle... 00:27:33.360 --> 00:27:36.230 Just a gross candle, on the counter... 00:27:37.950 --> 00:27:42.380 "Huh, an—a—an evil candle on the counter. Cool..." 00:27:42.830 --> 00:27:44.640 Matches with your nice flowers... 00:27:44.950 --> 00:27:47.470 [vroomer passes] 00:27:47.470 --> 00:27:49.140 Alright, nothing there... 00:27:52.930 --> 00:27:52.290 "Eat the candle." I—would—You know I would. 00:27:57.100 --> 00:27:58.940 If I could, you know I would—Um... 00:27:59.150 --> 00:28:01.160 Key, like, hidden in the shoe... 00:28:02.870 --> 00:28:04.610 Uh... No, wait, down here... 00:28:16.110 --> 00:28:17.665 Pff... Just leave? 00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:19.610 Can I just turn on lights? 00:28:20.840 --> 00:28:22.410 Okay, hold on... 00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:28.720 Should I introduce myself— Whoa, you got right in there! 00:28:30.600 --> 00:28:32.820 The way that I'm moving, I'm the ghost... 00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:35.390 Alright, can spray... 00:28:41.610 --> 00:28:43.890 Take it—Alright, so what is it? "Rust-B-Gone..." 00:28:44.900 --> 00:28:46.690 "Use Rust-B-Gone..." 00:28:48.550 --> 00:28:50.718 Alright, I got Rust-B-Gone... 00:28:50.860 --> 00:28:51.740 What's this? 00:28:53.320 --> 00:28:54.060 Yea. 00:28:55.320 --> 00:28:58.500 Alright, that's good. Remember that symbol, probably need it later... 00:29:00.170 --> 00:29:01.000 Oh! 00:29:02.390 --> 00:29:03.400 Wha—What did I—? 00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:08.020 What did I find, an egg? 00:29:08.910 --> 00:29:12.020 I didn't know I was on an egg—Is this how they, like, keep me occupied? 00:29:13.320 --> 00:29:18.410 "You know, Nancy's coming over, so... just... just hide a few eggs!" 00:29:18.410 --> 00:29:20.560 "And surely she find 'em, and... we can just... 00:29:20.790 --> 00:29:22.970 you know, we just tell her like 'Oh, good job, you did it!'" 00:29:23.370 --> 00:29:25.000 Listen, I don't understand, how do— 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:37.880 Talk to the... picture? 00:29:38.700 --> 00:29:41.240 [vroomer passes] 00:29:41.460 --> 00:29:43.080 Alright, let's talk! 00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:48.570 Uhh..., can I look around the house? 00:29:57.650 --> 00:29:59.860 Uh... Okay, um... 00:30:06.350 --> 00:30:07.870 Real photos... 00:30:08.320 --> 00:30:10.480 of... actual people... 00:30:10.860 --> 00:30:12.770 [laughs] 00:30:12.770 --> 00:30:15.680 I always find these... interesting, because... 00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:18.560 Wha—Th—Who are these people? 00:30:18.560 --> 00:30:20.750 They're, like, devs, or, like..., 00:30:21.010 --> 00:30:23.920 cou—c—cousins of devs, or nephews, or... 00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:29.800 friends, or brothers, sisters... children, and it's always like—it's... interesting... 00:30:35.410 --> 00:30:38.760 "They're random people." Now that would be weird. 00:30:40.320 --> 00:30:44.560 Are there stock photos of, like, "We're a family, like, just in the backyard." Is there? 00:30:44.940 --> 00:30:46.580 I guess they has to be, right? 00:30:51.210 --> 00:30:52.480 "There're a lot of them." 00:30:58.030 --> 00:30:59.710 Alright, I got Rust-B-Gone... 00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:02.660 Can I spray rust in the bed? 00:31:07.900 --> 00:31:09.380 I got a drawer right here! 00:31:13.800 --> 00:31:15.190 Oh! We got a note. 00:31:15.270 --> 00:31:16.010 What's that? 00:31:16.010 --> 00:31:18.170 "Found Teegan's photo" 00:31:18.510 --> 00:31:19.540 What's it look like? 00:31:24.580 --> 00:31:25.420 "Coven." 00:31:28.110 --> 00:31:28.990 Uhh... 00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:33.100 [laughs] 00:31:33.100 --> 00:31:36.410 Why did you just leave—You're gonna leave that just in the— 00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:38.920 A polaroid of this? 00:31:43.650 --> 00:31:44.450 It's— 00:31:45.500 --> 00:31:49.920 "Hey, here's a polaroid of me, posing... 'I'm a witch'... 00:31:51.050 --> 00:31:53.320 with—with... scary candles." 00:31:55.210 --> 00:31:56.270 "KEEP OUT" 00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:58.280 Does this say where? 00:31:59.550 --> 00:32:01.630 "New England Riot" 00:32:02.770 --> 00:32:03.780 "KEEP OUT" 00:32:04.530 --> 00:32:05.810 "I was here" 00:32:06.330 --> 00:32:07.580 The Grim Reaper... 00:32:07.700 --> 00:32:09.070 'DO NOT ENTER" 00:32:09.910 --> 00:32:11.070 "Whaa..." 00:32:14.670 --> 00:32:16.360 "No parents allowed..." 00:32:21.300 --> 00:32:22.210 Okay... 00:32:22.290 --> 00:32:25.830 Well, I have photo now, let's, uhh..., let's... go talk shit. 00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:27.620 How do I talk shit? 00:32:29.070 --> 00:32:31.440 What's my persuadability at right now... 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:32.490 Another room? 00:32:33.020 --> 00:32:35.060 'Kay, can I go down, this, like hall? 00:32:36.690 --> 00:32:37.920 Go down here! 00:32:40.010 --> 00:32:41.690 Alright, I have rust spray... 00:32:42.180 --> 00:32:44.110 and a photo—Here, look, I got a photo! 00:32:50.080 --> 00:32:51.070 Look at this! 00:32:55.150 --> 00:32:57.030 "Uh... what were you actually doin'?" 00:33:15.500 --> 00:33:18.070 "Rust spray her in the face." [laughs] 00:33:20.870 --> 00:33:22.797 [still laughing] 00:33:23.540 --> 00:33:26.373 That's— [giggles] 00:33:26.570 --> 00:33:28.646 How the—How long this game is? 00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:36.510 Alright, how do I just leave the conversation— Why do I have to do every dialogue option? 00:33:42.300 --> 00:33:44.080 "'Cuz we're all working together!" 00:33:45.270 --> 00:33:47.470 You were at your... witch meeting! 00:33:49.460 --> 00:33:51.110 And I'm so oblivious... 00:33:51.650 --> 00:33:54.600 that... you could all be witches around me... 00:33:55.510 --> 00:33:59.240 and I'm busy looking around for weirdly-shaped fucking keys! 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:10.030 Okay, the ghost... 00:34:11.200 --> 00:34:12.620 "There was a weirdo..." 00:34:16.080 --> 00:34:18.160 "Looking for eggs!" [laughs] 00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:19.240 Yea! 00:34:23.830 --> 00:34:26.620 They're doin', like a... demonic seance behind me, 00:34:26.620 --> 00:34:30.060 I'm looking around finding... interestingly painted eggs! 00:34:31.240 --> 00:34:32.310 "Oo, an egg!" 00:34:42.890 --> 00:34:43.820 Yea, let's go! 00:34:47.070 --> 00:34:47.950 Somebody... 00:34:48.650 --> 00:34:50.370 M-maybe, I dunno... 00:34:51.220 --> 00:34:53.130 "See if anyone checks those boxes." 00:34:54.990 --> 00:34:56.060 Alright, let's go! 00:34:56.600 --> 00:34:57.860 What do you think about this? 00:34:58.670 --> 00:35:01.430 [vroomer passes] 00:35:05.420 --> 00:35:06.810 What do you think about this? 00:35:08.460 --> 00:35:09.550 Nothing. 00:35:11.350 --> 00:35:15.970 "Talk to Teegan in the museum." "Talk to Judge Danforth." Should I just— 00:35:17.330 --> 00:35:18.560 Who's Ned? 00:35:20.810 --> 00:35:23.990 [beeping sound] 00:35:35.460 --> 00:35:37.262 "Umm...." 00:35:37.340 --> 00:35:38.850 [mimicking phone beep] 00:35:38.850 --> 00:35:41.170 And then I'm gonna really piss that person off... 00:35:41.170 --> 00:35:43.930 because... they have a new voicemail now. 00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:46.410 And it's gonna be nothing there... 00:35:46.890 --> 00:35:48.090 Alright, let me... 00:35:48.420 --> 00:35:51.450 [phone beeps] 00:35:55.070 --> 00:35:57.090 [giggles] 00:35:57.430 --> 00:36:01.240 [laughs] It's a fucking Android... It's an Android! 00:36:08.380 --> 00:36:09.770 Ooh... 00:36:10.450 --> 00:36:11.670 That's scary... 00:36:12.930 --> 00:36:15.160 That's actually really scary... 00:36:15.720 --> 00:36:17.000 Do I have photos? 00:36:17.740 --> 00:36:19.660 Oh, you can take photos in this game... 00:36:21.970 --> 00:36:23.030 [shutter sound] 00:36:23.160 --> 00:36:26.540 [rapid shutter sounds] 00:36:29.610 --> 00:36:30.910 Can I take a selfie? 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:38.650 What else can I do? 00:36:46.550 --> 00:36:47.940 "Love you too!" 00:36:50.780 --> 00:36:51.970 Can I write? 00:36:52.170 --> 00:36:55.510 "Hey Nancy, as I mentioned on the phone, my old acquaintance in Salem..." 00:37:01.520 --> 00:37:03.340 We're into DMs now! 00:37:03.850 --> 00:37:05.050 "Everything's great!" 00:37:05.940 --> 00:37:08.410 "Miss you—Miss you too, Nance..." 00:37:08.410 --> 00:37:11.320 "We'll have to catch up more later, the bus is here." "Okay, talk soon!" 00:37:11.670 --> 00:37:15.420 "I swear I would've—you would've loved this place, we should go here together sometime!" 00:37:15.420 --> 00:37:17.820 "There was a robbery and the book I was looking for got stolen!" 00:37:17.820 --> 00:37:19.540 "What, are you okay?" "Yes, I'm fine!" 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:22.180 "I'm seeing this through. 00:37:22.330 --> 00:37:24.510 There is something going on, and I have to figure out what." 00:37:24.510 --> 00:37:26.940 "Okay. Just let me know if there's anything I can do!" 00:37:26.940 --> 00:37:28.330 "I will! Love you!" "Love you too!" 00:37:31.680 --> 00:37:33.610 How do I... put my phone down? 00:37:33.740 --> 00:37:34.760 Alright, let's go! 00:37:35.660 --> 00:37:36.470 Out! 00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:41.270 [phone buzzes] 00:37:41.270 --> 00:37:42.520 I just called you! 00:37:47.110 --> 00:37:51.420 "No, not good, apparently, my pupils are fucking completely dilated!" 00:37:52.570 --> 00:37:54.150 I can't see anything! 00:38:00.860 --> 00:38:02.310 [laughs] "Drugs..." 00:38:05.970 --> 00:38:07.010 [shocked voice] 00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:19.010 Why'd they get—? [laughs] 00:38:19.370 --> 00:38:20.940 What is going—? 00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.000 What is going on? 00:38:24.720 --> 00:38:27.000 Is that—Are we... together? 00:38:30.060 --> 00:38:33.330 There's—That—Is that my boyfriend? That's my boyfriend... 00:38:33.920 --> 00:38:34.700 So... 00:38:39.470 --> 00:38:41.910 Okay, I'm gonna wait for— Wait! Look at the mailbox! 00:38:44.260 --> 00:38:46.290 Jesus... Christ! Don't— 00:38:49.570 --> 00:38:52.620 [phone beeps] 00:39:08.090 --> 00:39:10.080 That face, holy shit... 00:39:11.080 --> 00:39:14.130 I don't wanna call again, can—I would like a... text... 00:39:14.520 --> 00:39:16.090 Alright, put the phone down... 00:39:20.340 --> 00:39:21.370 [camera shutters] 00:39:29.200 --> 00:39:30.440 What 'bout other car? 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:33.710 There's a broken window—No, it's not. Alright, let's go! 00:39:35.640 --> 00:39:38.360 "Her eyes have madness to them." 00:39:40.240 --> 00:39:43.290 You just... Google Street View... 00:39:44.870 --> 00:39:48.220 [laughing] 00:39:48.220 --> 00:39:52.190 [laughing] What is this... Google Street View... 00:40:00.380 --> 00:40:02.700 "I've been there, it's exactly what it looks like!" 00:40:20.650 --> 00:40:21.930 Pff... 00:40:24.390 --> 00:40:28.180 What is th—What—What's going with the—the... protestors? 00:40:29.550 --> 00:40:30.530 What's going on? 00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:37.720 "Witch protestors"? 00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:41.750 [giggles] 00:40:41.750 --> 00:40:44.830 This... moving around is awesome... 00:40:47.540 --> 00:40:51.470 Th—This is, mo-cap actor, of overacting, you know what I mean? 00:41:02.070 --> 00:41:04.160 Oh, it is mo-cap acting... 00:41:05.260 --> 00:41:06.870 It's—Yeah, I guess... 00:41:12.370 --> 00:41:13.190 [crowd] "That's so cool!" 00:41:13.190 --> 00:41:13.940 [crowd] "That's so cool!" Is my mouth just opened—Wait a minute, that's you! 00:41:13.940 --> 00:41:16.270 Is my mouth just opened— Wait a minute, that's you! 00:41:18.790 --> 00:41:22.140 I feel like my mouth's opened and just like... slime's going down... 00:41:24.290 --> 00:41:26.140 Same animation too... 00:41:27.770 --> 00:41:28.830 [laughs] 00:41:39.180 --> 00:41:41.130 "Hmm, that was kinda cool..." 00:41:43.130 --> 00:41:46.470 "Uh, but, I don't know... I don't know if it was worth the... 00:41:46.980 --> 00:41:48.506 drivin' all the way... 00:41:48.980 --> 00:41:50.660 from Boston, man..." 00:41:50.810 --> 00:41:53.970 "Long trip, but I—Y'know, tryna make my friends happy..." 00:42:05.660 --> 00:42:07.400 "I have your photo... 00:42:08.600 --> 00:42:10.420 of... witchcraft... 00:42:10.950 --> 00:42:12.390 in practice!" 00:42:13.110 --> 00:42:16.860 "And all of you here, are gonna see... the truth!" 00:42:21.300 --> 00:42:22.360 Nevermind... 00:42:32.450 --> 00:42:33.670 The sickest— 00:42:43.030 --> 00:42:44.420 Guy's not into it... 00:42:46.720 --> 00:42:50.120 A—Actually I think, he thinks she's talking to him. 00:43:01.170 --> 00:43:05.940 "Heh, gonna try it. A true witch, is— A true witch does not study!" 00:43:14.740 --> 00:43:18.970 No, he's stuck in an a—an a... situation I think a lot of us have been in previously before is; 00:43:19.820 --> 00:43:22.470 If there's a conversation happening through you..., 00:43:24.500 --> 00:43:26.980 you can't—there's not much you can really do... 00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:32.610 You could, I guess, step, one step to the left... 00:43:33.460 --> 00:43:36.080 but if you—if this guy turns and looks over here and... 00:43:36.080 --> 00:43:40.710 realizes that he's not even remotely part of this conversation, then it's weird. 00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:41.810 But, if... 00:43:42.210 --> 00:43:43.980 You know, take out the phone... 00:43:44.620 --> 00:43:46.060 Hit a few wild buttons... 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:48.890 Pretend to be on a phone call with somebody... 00:43:49.220 --> 00:43:50.530 That's how you get out of this. 00:43:50.530 --> 00:43:52.900 Otherwise, you're like, "This guy, don't think he has his phone and he's stuck here—" 00:43:52.900 --> 00:43:55.350 He—He is stuck here until we're done having a conversation. 00:44:04.640 --> 00:44:06.720 Alright, stop paying att—to this guy! 00:44:07.730 --> 00:44:09.040 "He's a Bluetooth..." 00:44:14.900 --> 00:44:17.760 Don't do puzzle game—Is this gonna do, puzzles? 00:44:19.560 --> 00:44:23.080 A quest like my grandfather's... porn briefcase button..., 00:44:23.520 --> 00:44:25.200 and we've talked about Salem... 00:44:34.200 --> 00:44:35.570 [chuckles slightly] 00:44:38.390 --> 00:44:39.570 Nearby candle... 00:44:40.570 --> 00:44:42.150 Okay, umm... 00:44:42.430 --> 00:44:43.200 Bye. 00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.740 We'll be back. I wonder if—Ooh, I got a message! 00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:49.260 "Hey Nancy, Deirdre gave me your number. 00:44:49.710 --> 00:44:52.260 Sorry about before, I was... stressed." 00:44:53.460 --> 00:44:54.930 "Don't worry about it! And thanks for—" 00:44:54.930 --> 00:44:58.590 "Alright, let me get the fuck outta here, I—did take two steps to the right, they have a conversation off." 00:44:59.720 --> 00:45:02.610 "Don't worry, and thanks for getting in contact. Where can I find the museum?" 00:45:03.780 --> 00:45:07.200 "Oh, you're so welcome to come by, we're on the opposite of the town s—" 00:45:07.200 --> 00:45:07.850 I— 00:45:12.710 --> 00:45:15.740 "We're on the opposite side of the town square from the courthouse." 00:45:16.290 --> 00:45:20.170 "Just turn right and go past the old cemetery, you can't miss it." "Great!" 00:45:23.860 --> 00:45:25.840 My fuckin' battery, though—Come on! 00:45:26.770 --> 00:45:27.950 Alright, I wanna find out— 00:45:28.460 --> 00:45:29.630 You get the idea... 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.140 Who's... talking? 00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:42.550 Am I reading the thoughts? 00:45:56.390 --> 00:45:59.430 Am I inside—Like, this is what they're texting together? 00:46:00.940 --> 00:46:02.970 Alright, alright, let's—Uhh, alright... 00:46:04.020 --> 00:46:05.950 Move—"Road Closed" 00:46:07.860 --> 00:46:11.090 Guys, there is a—There's a... sinkhole... 00:46:14.240 --> 00:46:18.810 I don't remember there being... like, ridiculous earthquakes in Massachusetts— 00:46:18.810 --> 00:46:20.580 It's giant sinkhole? 00:46:21.050 --> 00:46:22.060 [Protesters] "Now!" 00:46:22.060 --> 00:46:22.980 Uh-oh... 00:46:24.620 --> 00:46:25.880 Here's the courthouse... 00:46:26.620 --> 00:46:28.570 "What do we want?" "Justice!" 00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:30.860 "When do want it?" "Now!" 00:46:32.040 --> 00:46:33.100 What they say? 00:46:33.520 --> 00:46:39.200 [Protesters continues to chant] 00:46:39.200 --> 00:46:41.650 "False Judgement, False Claim!" 00:46:42.100 --> 00:46:50.500 [Protesters continues to chant] 00:46:50.500 --> 00:46:53.270 "What do we want? Justice! When do we want it? Now!" 00:46:53.270 --> 00:47:01.250 [Protesters continues to chant] 00:47:01.250 --> 00:47:02.100 "Now!" 00:47:08.310 --> 00:47:11.890 Okay, this is dub sou—Wait, what —What am I doing in the courthouse? 00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.170 "Talk to Judge Danforth." Okay, you got it. 00:47:19.080 --> 00:47:19.860 What? 00:47:25.610 --> 00:47:30.090 [bursts out laughing] "Uh, yeah... Uhh, excuse me—This is the restroom(?) 00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:36.020 "My office is down the hall to the left. Um, give—give me a minute!" 00:47:37.660 --> 00:47:39.160 [laughs] 00:47:42.170 --> 00:47:44.540 Why are we talk—Is this a priest? 00:47:47.810 --> 00:47:49.830 [holding out laugh] Why are we talk through the door? 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:55.540 [laughing hard and desk slamming] 00:47:55.540 --> 00:47:59.230 "No, you can't come in the bathroom with me, what the fuck are you talking about?" 00:48:01.240 --> 00:48:04.400 "But, I—If you get me—I— If you get me some toilet paper..." 00:48:04.540 --> 00:48:08.010 "There's not enough left, just—just enough to make it not be gross..." 00:48:08.490 --> 00:48:10.730 "But I don't really wanna walk down the hall..." 00:48:11.680 --> 00:48:15.150 "Some of you can bring me—grab me a new roll, that'll be fantastic..." 00:48:31.680 --> 00:48:32.490 Wait— 00:48:33.170 --> 00:48:34.690 How is this got—So, wait... 00:48:34.910 --> 00:48:37.450 This guy locked himself in his office... 00:48:38.550 --> 00:48:40.110 From the inside... 00:48:40.840 --> 00:48:42.540 Is that what we're led to believe here? 00:48:44.390 --> 00:48:46.300 That's not even possible! 00:48:50.780 --> 00:48:54.090 You can't do that, unless you glued the door shut. 00:49:01.910 --> 00:49:03.590 I can't go in these rooms... 00:49:07.420 --> 00:49:09.760 "Uh, yes, I... accidentally glued... 00:49:10.740 --> 00:49:12.540 the whole seam of the door... 00:49:12.910 --> 00:49:15.500 and held it in place for three hours..." 00:49:15.910 --> 00:49:16.630 "And—" 00:49:25.460 --> 00:49:26.590 [giggles] 00:49:33.370 --> 00:49:34.350 What?! 00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:39.640 Um... He has a key and he's on the inside—We're gonna pick... 00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:41.620 the lock to his door... 00:49:42.240 --> 00:49:44.460 And he's inside the door... 00:50:11.390 --> 00:50:12.720 Look at these books. 00:50:12.720 --> 00:50:15.700 These huge... THICK ass books. 00:50:23.750 --> 00:50:27.140 Alright, let's go pick... the Judge's lock... 00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:30.360 "Paperclip" 00:50:49.270 --> 00:50:52.310 Oh no... We're have to actually pick the lock? 00:50:52.310 --> 00:50:55.340 Just open the fucking door, Judge! 00:50:55.680 --> 00:50:57.070 Open the door! 00:51:00.390 --> 00:51:02.530 Just grab it and turn, a— 00:51:02.800 --> 00:51:04.990 Alright, "Hold to Drag Pin..." 00:51:05.660 --> 00:51:08.700 "Feel for the Pin that Gives Resistance," "Release—" 00:51:16.930 --> 00:51:18.690 "Hold to Drag Pin..." 00:51:19.570 --> 00:51:22.540 "Feel for—," "Release when the Pin Locks in Place." 00:51:22.540 --> 00:51:25.480 Don't you go like, "Tk-tk-tk-tk, tk-tk-tk-tk-tk"? 00:51:42.790 --> 00:51:43.840 It's this one. 00:51:47.860 --> 00:51:48.670 I had it! 00:51:54.350 --> 00:51:55.180 No... 00:51:55.590 --> 00:51:56.430 This one! 00:52:08.000 --> 00:52:08.900 Got it. 00:52:15.980 --> 00:52:16.850 Of course. 00:52:26.970 --> 00:52:29.090 Oh, what the fuck are you talking about? 00:52:29.090 --> 00:52:30.610 What does that even mean? 00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:41.210 The game just crashed... [laughs] 00:52:45.310 --> 00:52:48.050 No, we just got into the Judge's door! 00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:02.130 [laughs] "Got arrested..." 00:53:03.420 --> 00:53:04.760 Alr—Hold on... 00:53:04.910 --> 00:53:07.470 That—Did it—Did this game save? 00:53:09.740 --> 00:53:11.480 This game actually save— 00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:21.710 "Stop, right there, criminal scum!" 00:53:25.690 --> 00:53:26.870 [game sound starts loudly] 00:53:26.870 --> 00:53:28.590 Aaahh! 00:53:30.030 --> 00:53:32.030 Will we ever learn?! 00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:34.670 Will we EVER learn?! 00:53:35.120 --> 00:53:38.610 It's been... DECADES... of video game development... 00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:42.040 Decades... decades of this shit! 00:53:42.190 --> 00:53:44.370 And you're telling me..., that... 00:53:44.600 --> 00:53:47.710 in, it—f—DECADES of development... 00:53:47.990 --> 00:53:49.360 We're still... 00:53:49.590 --> 00:53:52.650 S—Everybody, and this is from—wha—this is from, 00:53:52.650 --> 00:53:56.630 like single A all the way up to the major leagues in video game development... 00:53:57.100 --> 00:53:59.660 Why do you have your splash screens, 00:54:00.060 --> 00:54:04.230 at maximum GODDAMN VOLUMES? 00:54:04.620 --> 00:54:05.860 Why? 00:54:06.100 --> 00:54:08.860 It's like—Do you not open your game? 00:54:09.040 --> 00:54:10.670 Do you not open the game! 00:54:10.790 --> 00:54:13.700 You have to open the game like a thousand times in the debug menus! 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:16.220 Open your game before you... give it to people! 00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:24.060 How many times we open a video game, and it's like, "Okay, let's open this video game—" 00:54:24.580 --> 00:54:26.960 "GRRROOOWWWAWW" 00:54:28.210 --> 00:54:30.140 Like that happened so often... 00:54:30.580 --> 00:54:32.910 It's like, how does that keep happening? 00:54:41.150 --> 00:54:44.360 "Suffer me now!" Why do you say that? 00:54:46.420 --> 00:54:47.360 Oh, we got in! 00:55:02.190 --> 00:55:06.160 [bursts out laughing] Like, posture... 00:55:06.740 --> 00:55:09.310 that posture... is so... 00:55:10.940 --> 00:55:12.870 You're doing that on purpose! 00:55:13.040 --> 00:55:15.130 [laughing] You're doing it on purpose! 00:55:15.410 --> 00:55:16.760 Is this money? 00:55:26.860 --> 00:55:28.060 Did he use, oxygen—? 00:55:28.450 --> 00:55:30.520 That's—That wa—That's oxygen mask! 00:55:30.660 --> 00:55:34.190 [laughing] That's oxygen—They reuse assets! 00:55:34.190 --> 00:55:36.120 This is oxygen mask! 00:55:54.630 --> 00:55:58.580 How about you told me how you locked yourself in the office, and had to have... 00:55:58.980 --> 00:56:03.140 a, like... 17-year old open your door with a... lockpick. 00:56:04.700 --> 00:56:06.090 Wait a minute, how old am I? 00:56:25.620 --> 00:56:27.580 Break down the door... 00:56:35.740 --> 00:56:37.380 "Don't look at the corner." [chuckles] 00:56:37.380 --> 00:56:39.520 Yeah, how long you've been locked in here? 00:56:41.870 --> 00:56:47.300 "Yeah, uh... Pay no attention to the—to... six bags of UberEats that are over here..." 00:56:47.300 --> 00:56:51.140 "I was having the delivery drivers... football-thrown through the window." 00:56:53.150 --> 00:56:54.240 "I'm sorry." 00:56:56.490 --> 00:56:58.780 "How're you—How are you involve—I was told that... 00:56:59.160 --> 00:57:02.870 the burning of the Hathorne House... is suspected." 00:57:31.410 --> 00:57:32.650 I don't know what that is. 00:57:41.900 --> 00:57:42.830 What? 00:57:43.180 --> 00:57:44.460 What're you talking about? 00:57:45.520 --> 00:57:46.971 Ah, isn't this a judge? 00:57:50.120 --> 00:57:54.350 "Evidence? What—What is that thing? I—I'm a... fuckin' judge!" 00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:58.650 "I went to law school and spend decades doing this..." 00:58:15.620 --> 00:58:16.790 Sure, how about this? 00:58:23.690 --> 00:58:26.440 I thought he said "Judge Judge How—Hathorne..." 00:58:27.620 --> 00:58:29.860 [laughs] "Nerd neck..." 00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:32.760 "Nerd neck judge" [laughs] 00:58:40.820 --> 00:58:42.330 "Ah, leave me be!" 00:58:45.580 --> 00:58:47.840 "The reason I was locked in here for so long is... 00:58:48.090 --> 00:58:50.940 I was almost—I almost got to Masters League!" 00:58:51.630 --> 00:58:54.380 "And you interrupted me! That's why the door was locked!" 00:58:56.020 --> 00:58:57.170 [bottle thump] 00:59:20.410 --> 00:59:21.290 Okay... 00:59:21.790 --> 00:59:25.560 Uh... "So why—So the Book of Apologies, why did you need it?" 00:59:36.460 --> 00:59:37.500 Wait a minute... 00:59:39.090 --> 00:59:43.060 So you're responsible for... the magician... stealing it? 00:59:55.990 --> 00:59:57.130 Oh, no... 01:00:14.680 --> 01:00:15.950 "Who are you again?" 01:00:17.490 --> 01:00:21.750 "That's who—Okay. We're— We're... We're talking here." 01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:27.170 Alright, well... 01:00:27.930 --> 01:00:30.620 "Talk to you—Don't get—Don't get locked in your office again." 01:00:37.090 --> 01:00:38.070 Please say yes. 01:00:49.670 --> 01:00:52.270 "I... am the police." 01:00:55.980 --> 01:00:57.350 Evidence room, let's go. 01:01:02.200 --> 01:01:03.560 Get a photo of you two. 01:01:10.710 --> 01:01:11.840 Where's the evidence room? 01:01:12.070 --> 01:01:13.690 "Evidence Room" This way. 01:01:19.660 --> 01:01:21.000 How do I get into the evidence room? 01:01:21.750 --> 01:01:22.830 Scan the photo. 01:01:25.120 --> 01:01:25.990 Rust! 01:01:26.480 --> 01:01:27.650 It's a rusty door. 01:01:28.520 --> 01:01:30.020 Use the weird key... 01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:32.530 [gasps] Uh-oh... 01:01:32.530 --> 01:01:33.590 Take out the camera... 01:01:37.200 --> 01:01:39.530 "Can I—Hey, can I go into the evidence room?" Right? 01:01:43.520 --> 01:01:44.840 "Come back tomorrow..." 01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:49.350 A—I have to go back—What do you mean "Come back tomorrow?" 01:01:49.810 --> 01:01:51.850 There's a day-night cycle in this game? 01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:00.200 Alright, fine, whatever. Alright, let's go. 01:02:06.620 --> 01:02:08.240 "Lock him back in the office." 01:02:16.010 --> 01:02:19.400 [poorly recorded voice acting] 01:02:19.830 --> 01:02:20.600 Wha—? 01:02:22.790 --> 01:02:23.820 What is that? 01:02:24.710 --> 01:02:25.870 What was that? 01:02:32.110 --> 01:02:35.670 [poorly recorded voice acting] 01:02:39.330 --> 01:02:43.490 That was recorded—That's like in a— We're not—That's not an outside voice... 01:02:44.520 --> 01:02:46.050 Sk— [laughs] 01:02:46.360 --> 01:02:51.110 "Skyrim mod voice acting." What is—I don't even know what that means, but it's funny... 01:02:51.970 --> 01:03:01.520 [laughing] 01:03:01.950 --> 01:03:03.710 "XBOX mic..." [still laughing] 01:03:04.110 --> 01:03:06.510 XBOX mic... Oh... 01:03:06.510 --> 01:03:09.200 Stop, you guys—you guys are gonna hurt me... 01:03:15.570 --> 01:03:16.580 What? 01:03:17.540 --> 01:03:19.270 Alright, let's go to the cemetery. 01:03:25.370 --> 01:03:27.210 No, the fucking game crashed! 01:03:28.620 --> 01:03:30.610 [laughs] 01:03:31.350 --> 01:03:33.070 I think I'm gonna go this way... 01:03:36.310 --> 01:03:37.660 What's this, the bar? 01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:41.510 We're going to the bar—Wait, can we not go—We're not allowed to go in the bar? 01:03:46.060 --> 01:03:48.560 Alright, the bar—Wait, how old are we? 01:03:52.280 --> 01:03:53.290 Get away from me! 01:03:53.290 --> 01:03:55.050 You're just in the way! 01:03:56.200 --> 01:03:57.650 Look at how much—Okay... 01:03:57.650 --> 01:04:00.540 If I moved, this way, for instance right—I'm going this way... 01:04:01.250 --> 01:04:03.060 Now I'm going to turn this way, and this— 01:04:03.060 --> 01:04:06.260 She takes up so much screen real estate, just, like, put her over here! 01:04:07.530 --> 01:04:10.650 Have her be like the Microsoft Paperclip that I can click on... 01:04:19.420 --> 01:04:21.900 "Street Art in Salem. Coming soon!" 01:04:26.160 --> 01:04:27.010 What's this? 01:04:29.490 --> 01:04:33.360 "Remembering the wrongly accused, may history never again be repeated." 01:04:41.070 --> 01:04:41.970 Nothing. 01:04:43.580 --> 01:04:46.070 Nothing—Okay... "Hold to Look" 01:04:47.430 --> 01:04:48.530 Something else? 01:04:48.610 --> 01:04:51.190 There's probably like a little... tab I can push... 01:04:58.130 --> 01:05:01.560 Yeah, then all—all the sudden, it's this— this—I'm gonna lean in, it's gonna be like, 01:05:01.560 --> 01:05:03.880 "AAA!" They're gonna scream— There's going to be an actor... 01:05:04.050 --> 01:05:06.050 that's doing the "I'm the Statue" thing... 01:05:06.250 --> 01:05:08.770 and getting unsuspecting people... 01:05:11.030 --> 01:05:12.490 Alright, move forward... 01:05:12.490 --> 01:05:13.450 Now you're in the way! 01:05:13.450 --> 01:05:14.670 Get out of the way, I wanna talk to you! 01:05:16.300 --> 01:05:17.930 Ssshhh—Wait. 01:05:27.090 --> 01:05:28.940 Alright, I'm back, I'm here... 01:05:29.440 --> 01:05:31.250 Everyone's got this fuckin' candles... 01:05:40.870 --> 01:05:41.790 No, we didn't! 01:05:42.450 --> 01:05:43.390 It's a lie! 01:05:53.590 --> 01:05:54.370 Yeah! 01:05:58.140 --> 01:06:01.560 [bottle thump] What about the photo of you that says "Coven"? 01:06:14.840 --> 01:06:16.720 W—We got a ticket—Wait a minute... 01:06:17.160 --> 01:06:18.440 Wait a minute, is this the... 01:06:19.680 --> 01:06:21.060 Oh, it's a raffle ticket! 01:06:31.100 --> 01:06:33.090 Why can't I show this photo to you? 01:06:33.490 --> 01:06:34.920 Aren't you in this photo? 01:06:37.740 --> 01:06:39.210 "Go on the witch tour" 01:06:41.540 --> 01:06:42.480 "Admissions" 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:44.480 $25?! 01:06:45.830 --> 01:06:46.950 This better be good! 01:07:00.530 --> 01:07:01.610 Stray book! 01:07:02.690 --> 01:07:03.670 You see it? 01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:04.800 I do! 01:07:07.240 --> 01:07:08.160 Told you! 01:07:09.820 --> 01:07:10.900 Uhh... 01:07:11.320 --> 01:07:13.700 Somebody read—Somebody will ended up reading this somehow... 01:07:15.860 --> 01:07:16.940 What about this one? 01:07:24.210 --> 01:07:25.740 Okay, we'll read this one. 01:07:26.120 --> 01:07:27.080 Anything else? 01:07:27.080 --> 01:07:29.370 "Turn the Page" Wait, somebody will read this. 01:07:35.320 --> 01:07:36.430 Any codes? 01:07:40.890 --> 01:07:41.990 Alright, cool. 01:07:46.520 --> 01:07:47.630 What's this? 01:07:52.890 --> 01:07:54.870 Cool, alright. So let's go on the tour. 01:07:55.660 --> 01:07:58.050 And here is what's gonna happen; This is the intro of the game... 01:07:58.200 --> 01:08:00.620 we're gonna go on the tour, something bad is gonna happen... 01:08:00.870 --> 01:08:04.200 there's gonna be a—there's gonna be a—a fight's gonna break out, 01:08:04.200 --> 01:08:07.340 and we're gonna have to f—f—There's gonna be a ghost that attacks us— 01:08:07.340 --> 01:08:08.770 I know, I've seen it every... 01:08:17.370 --> 01:08:19.450 That's the guy that was stuck in the conversation, 01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:22.210 and he's still stuck and he's still pretending that he—he— 01:08:22.210 --> 01:08:25.850 No, no, never mind, that—that tree with arms just proved this wrong, never mind. 01:08:29.450 --> 01:08:30.620 Now, let's go to the tour. 01:08:35.670 --> 01:08:36.840 [old man voice] "I have a ticket!" 01:08:41.180 --> 01:08:44.120 "Well, welcome on my tour." "Found a Tablet" 01:08:45.460 --> 01:08:46.930 "Visit witch—" What? 01:08:49.540 --> 01:08:51.150 They give you an iPad? 01:08:52.520 --> 01:08:56.680 "Look for the raven and place the tablet over the spots of interest." 01:08:59.660 --> 01:09:00.960 [chuckles] 01:09:01.790 --> 01:09:02.570 Okay... 01:09:03.500 --> 01:09:04.580 "Look for me!" 01:09:07.390 --> 01:09:08.830 So this is not a tour... 01:09:09.690 --> 01:09:10.900 this is an app. 01:09:15.540 --> 01:09:16.840 "How did you do that trick?" 01:09:22.120 --> 01:09:24.810 Magician. Ma—Ma—Magician Code. 01:09:26.190 --> 01:09:27.870 That's why that guy wore the mask... 01:09:27.990 --> 01:09:30.670 when he did all the reveal secrets on that TV show... 01:09:35.570 --> 01:09:39.130 Remember that show? Remember the guy that did the show all the magic secrets? 01:09:41.300 --> 01:09:43.640 And he was using that—that full-head mask, 01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:45.690 'cause he didn't want anyone to know who he was? 01:09:48.820 --> 01:09:52.940 Like it was som—It was, like, somehow dangerous, for him to not have that mask on. 01:09:53.670 --> 01:09:55.330 That's sk—sort like, implied, like, 01:09:55.330 --> 01:09:59.700 "He needs to wear this mask, otherwise the fuckin' magicians are coming for him!" 01:10:06.330 --> 01:10:07.610 [gate creaks] 01:10:07.890 --> 01:10:10.210 That show was fuckin' pretty good, actually... 01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:12.170 Alright, look for the uh... birds. 01:10:15.330 --> 01:10:16.920 Alright, let's—How about this? 01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:22.340 "Bring Light into the Darkness" 01:10:26.380 --> 01:10:28.050 Put your iPad on it. 01:10:37.030 --> 01:10:42.440 It's a very high... tech statue for something that was made a hundred years ago... 01:10:57.050 --> 01:11:00.280 Just doing—I'm just doing what you—y'all—This is real life. 01:11:01.240 --> 01:11:03.820 Okay, uh... Cool. So I got one. 01:11:07.590 --> 01:11:08.610 The big tree? 01:11:12.340 --> 01:11:13.810 "No Smoking." Wait! 01:11:17.590 --> 01:11:18.830 Scan the raven! 01:11:47.480 --> 01:11:48.630 Alright, let's keep going. 01:11:49.740 --> 01:11:52.730 This is when you start to realize that, like "Oh man, this is, like..." 01:11:53.950 --> 01:11:57.680 "Ah, I didn't—I—I thought it would— No, not anymore! Not anymore!" 01:11:58.510 --> 01:12:00.590 They do like, haunted houses and shit here, though... 01:12:01.900 --> 01:12:03.410 When did this game take place? 01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:12.670 "Today." [chuckles] 01:12:15.350 --> 01:12:16.800 [bursts out laughing] 01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:19.090 [mimicking laser sounds] "Ow!" 01:12:19.990 --> 01:12:23.330 This is like a—It's like, iPad, like, little iPad burn mark. 01:12:23.510 --> 01:12:25.100 Just like, psst! 01:12:29.340 --> 01:12:32.630 "This thing's fucking hot! I can't fucking hold it!" 01:12:37.770 --> 01:12:41.900 You guys ever use—Okay, I—I'm— I'm a—I'm gonna tell ya, I'm an iPad... 01:12:42.340 --> 01:12:44.290 I—I'm a master of the iPad... 01:12:45.170 --> 01:12:49.050 But, this is a real story and you guys going to know if you also have iPads... 01:12:50.440 --> 01:12:55.520 Some apps... actually... hurt to use because they make the iPad so hot, 01:12:55.520 --> 01:12:58.310 that it's hard to even hold it after a while... 01:13:03.730 --> 01:13:07.090 What I'm saying is not—Obviously it's not, "Oh wow, that's funny, but he's—" 01:13:07.360 --> 01:13:11.540 Sometimes I use my iPad and I use, like, a game that's really high graphic integrity..., 01:13:11.730 --> 01:13:13.530 and the thing hurts to hold. 01:13:13.770 --> 01:13:15.350 It's just like, "Fuck, this is hot." 01:13:23.270 --> 01:13:25.740 Alright, can I—Just—We're just gonna go around and do this, 01:13:25.740 --> 01:13:28.730 so I can... get my drink ticket for later? 01:13:29.780 --> 01:13:30.690 This is what you have to do— 01:13:30.690 --> 01:13:34.230 "Alright, yea, yea, yea, cool, we do the thing, we did the tour, we did the thing..." 01:13:39.920 --> 01:13:41.350 Alright, whatever's the next? 01:13:43.320 --> 01:13:44.490 Where's my checklist? 01:13:45.320 --> 01:13:48.750 Ah, the sinkhole, the Puritan statue—Didn't I get that one? 01:14:01.650 --> 01:14:02.580 A.W.! 01:14:02.750 --> 01:14:03.650 A.W.... 01:14:04.850 --> 01:14:06.860 No, get the fuck out of the way! 01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:09.430 A.W.! 01:14:10.570 --> 01:14:11.450 Kidding me? 01:14:20.270 --> 01:14:23.520 Nancy, you've been solving mysteries for, like, 30 years... 01:14:23.980 --> 01:14:26.650 in your line of work, there's no such thing as a coincidence. 01:14:27.710 --> 01:14:32.420 You're still doing, like, the "Oh, gee, golly! What a coincidence!"... bit? 01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:37.520 Alright, where are we— where am I going? 01:14:37.610 --> 01:14:38.480 Over here? 01:14:41.150 --> 01:14:43.553 "Nancy, dot, dot, dot..." [chuckles] 01:14:45.100 --> 01:14:46.210 What do I need to find? 01:14:46.850 --> 01:14:48.760 No, don't scan the iPad. 01:14:50.780 --> 01:14:53.610 Accused Witches, sinkholes, and statue... 01:14:56.280 --> 01:14:57.520 Where's the sinkhole? 01:14:58.070 --> 01:14:59.610 Ain't that the Accused Witches? 01:15:05.520 --> 01:15:07.270 Wait, that's the sinkhole over there, isn't it? 01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:10.703 No, that's the house— Where's the sinkhole? 01:15:17.330 --> 01:15:19.630 "The soundtrack is so loud." Is it? 01:15:28.250 --> 01:15:29.890 What's the scanner for this one? 01:15:32.220 --> 01:15:33.400 Kh... 01:15:34.580 --> 01:15:36.250 I already got this one, didn't I? 01:15:40.120 --> 01:15:41.490 How do I not do this one? 01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:50.510 "Judge Hathorne's Grave" Isn't that the guy that just talked to up there? 01:15:51.740 --> 01:15:52.700 Wait, I have to— 01:15:54.300 --> 01:15:55.450 Get away from me! 01:15:56.170 --> 01:15:57.360 GET AWAY from me! 01:16:04.450 --> 01:16:06.470 You don't have to get— They're not all in here! 01:16:07.260 --> 01:16:09.840 I have to go take picture of the—the famous sinkhole! 01:16:18.930 --> 01:16:20.630 Just skip the whole point of the game... 01:16:20.810 --> 01:16:23.040 Alright, the... statue... 01:16:23.820 --> 01:16:26.180 Is it here, the statue here somewhere? 01:16:26.660 --> 01:16:27.560 There it is! 01:16:28.810 --> 01:16:30.190 What an awful tour... 01:16:34.730 --> 01:16:36.260 What do you mean you can't use that here? 01:16:38.790 --> 01:16:39.780 Yes, I can. 01:16:39.950 --> 01:16:40.810 Why not? 01:16:47.190 --> 01:16:48.120 Really? 01:16:54.050 --> 01:16:56.360 "The iPad's too hot, needs to cool down." 01:17:00.080 --> 01:17:01.600 Tch, get away from me... 01:17:02.280 --> 01:17:04.530 Witches Memorial and Puritan Statue... 01:17:09.590 --> 01:17:10.730 Where the hell is that? 01:17:10.930 --> 01:17:14.450 [protestors chanting loudly] 01:17:15.070 --> 01:17:17.010 How is that not the Puritan Statue? 01:17:21.000 --> 01:17:22.370 "In the museum"? 01:17:26.350 --> 01:17:28.470 "Talk to the bathroom voice again." 01:17:29.040 --> 01:17:30.520 Oh, there it is, yeah! 01:17:33.780 --> 01:17:34.710 Okay! 01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:37.100 "Accused Witches Memorial" 01:17:46.560 --> 01:17:48.090 'Don't skip." But... 01:17:48.370 --> 01:17:50.000 Okay, here's why I'm skipping. 01:17:50.750 --> 01:17:55.130 All the info that you are getting right now, isn't info dump—it's a history lesson. 01:17:55.600 --> 01:17:59.480 If you just typed in right now—I'm just save—I'm saving us some stream time. 01:17:59.600 --> 01:18:03.560 If you type in right now, "Salem Witch Trials" and then went to Wikipedia, 01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:06.930 you get all this info, and you can do it whenever—a—That's— 01:18:06.930 --> 01:18:08.330 It's just an info dump. 01:18:09.870 --> 01:18:13.680 We don't need to... know all this to understand... that like, 01:18:13.890 --> 01:18:16.950 the judge that we just talked to, is gonna— 01:18:16.950 --> 01:18:20.520 We're gonna pull a mask off and then, in like 25 minutes, it's gonna be him. 01:18:20.650 --> 01:18:22.020 We don't need that info. 01:18:25.160 --> 01:18:26.890 But we don't, though, we really don't. 01:18:27.460 --> 01:18:28.660 Where's the last one? 01:18:29.090 --> 01:18:31.400 'Accused Witches Memorial" Where would that be? 01:18:38.310 --> 01:18:39.880 "It's a mystery game." 01:18:41.320 --> 01:18:44.670 "Let the ravens be your guide." Yea, the ravens are just on the— 01:18:45.340 --> 01:18:46.470 Back in the, uh... 01:18:49.880 --> 01:18:50.910 cemetery? 01:18:53.070 --> 01:18:55.250 "Jesus, One Guy told you to play this." 01:18:55.780 --> 01:18:57.260 [gate creaks] 01:19:01.160 --> 01:19:01.990 Yeah. 01:19:03.220 --> 01:19:04.080 Is there... 01:19:06.210 --> 01:19:07.250 I already did that! 01:19:17.070 --> 01:19:18.220 "I like this game." 01:19:18.300 --> 01:19:19.500 I'm into it. 01:19:20.460 --> 01:19:22.540 "Back in the mus—" It's in the museum... 01:19:23.280 --> 01:19:25.040 [gate creaks] 01:19:28.700 --> 01:19:31.630 Hey, I'm into it until I'm not, right? That's how it works... 01:19:38.750 --> 01:19:41.480 Oh, this is like the— I thought—Okay, yea... 01:19:47.980 --> 01:19:49.370 Okay, talk to Mei again. 01:19:50.590 --> 01:19:52.710 Now, we can... go back to the story! 01:20:03.900 --> 01:20:05.060 [bottle thump] "I'm back!" 01:20:08.530 --> 01:20:11.810 "I did your... this—There's this statue in the cemetery..." 01:20:15.150 --> 01:20:16.900 G—Give the iPad back? 01:20:17.320 --> 01:20:18.410 Did she forget? 01:20:33.680 --> 01:20:34.520 Pff... 01:20:35.250 --> 01:20:41.240 [laughing quietly] 01:20:42.440 --> 01:20:44.470 Alright, talk to you later. Um... 01:20:45.420 --> 01:20:46.650 "Talk with Mei again." 01:20:48.170 --> 01:20:51.390 "Do you really believe some modern witch Coven unleashed—?" 01:20:56.770 --> 01:20:58.890 [laughs] 01:20:58.890 --> 01:21:00.870 What do you mean 'Elvis"? 01:21:13.360 --> 01:21:15.320 "And it better stay that way!" 01:21:15.730 --> 01:21:20.840 "Because, otherwise, I ain't selling iPad apps to tourists anymore, it's so haunted..." 01:21:20.950 --> 01:21:24.110 "Be careful! Everywhere you go there's ghosts everywhere!" 01:21:24.110 --> 01:21:26.830 "Please come back next year, and do it again, the tour!" 01:21:28.020 --> 01:21:31.330 "It's only $25 to go see pumpkin carvings in here!" 01:21:47.090 --> 01:21:48.350 I know she's in here... 01:21:51.760 --> 01:21:52.890 Those eyes... 01:21:56.420 --> 01:21:58.490 [laughs] 01:21:58.490 --> 01:22:04.190 That's like a—a—That's how you... just sort of slightly shit your pants.... 01:22:04.630 --> 01:22:08.050 and you can't move, it's just a lit—just tiny... 01:22:08.970 --> 01:22:10.180 Just a little... 01:22:10.910 --> 01:22:14.930 Enough for you to be able to take care of it, and nothing bad's gonna happen... 01:22:23.090 --> 01:22:24.720 "How else could that have started?" 01:22:35.000 --> 01:22:36.830 "Why'd you pick the worst Nancy Drew game?" 01:22:36.830 --> 01:22:40.050 This is the new one, this one's just —This game, like, two days ago! 01:22:40.480 --> 01:22:42.210 We get—This is the new one... 01:22:43.540 --> 01:22:47.550 This is 2019, two days ago, just released, Nancy Drew... 01:22:47.780 --> 01:22:49.250 This is brand new... 01:23:01.500 --> 01:23:03.020 "It's not a classic..." 01:23:03.490 --> 01:23:04.830 I bought all of 'em! 01:23:05.100 --> 01:23:08.020 There's a bundle where you can buy fuckin' all of 'em! 01:23:08.230 --> 01:23:11.670 I just, compulsively bought them all! So, it doesn't matter! 01:23:12.270 --> 01:23:13.320 We'll play 'em all! 01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:18.850 I bought them on bundle! [laughs] 01:23:27.900 --> 01:23:28.740 Wow. 01:23:34.730 --> 01:23:35.400 Alright. 01:23:35.610 --> 01:23:38.700 "Talk to Mei again." That's not—That's not Mei... 01:23:40.140 --> 01:23:41.410 Which one—Who's Mei? 01:23:42.600 --> 01:23:43.580 Who's Mei? 01:23:45.640 --> 01:23:46.630 Oh, in the office... 01:23:47.760 --> 01:23:50.410 [protestors chanting] 01:23:50.410 --> 01:23:51.680 [poorly recorded voice acting] 01:23:51.680 --> 01:24:01.200 [protestors chanting] 01:24:01.200 --> 01:24:02.210 Why do you ask? 01:24:02.210 --> 01:24:05.160 [protestors chanting] 01:24:05.160 --> 01:24:07.480 "Hey, I wonder why these people are here..." 01:24:19.180 --> 01:24:20.070 Wait! 01:24:21.400 --> 01:24:24.240 "Uh, excuse me, what exactly are you—are you doing here? 01:24:36.820 --> 01:24:39.460 What hou—They're going to give the house to the state? 01:24:45.820 --> 01:24:47.080 You're gonna have to speak up. 01:25:16.090 --> 01:25:24.330 [protestors chanting] 01:25:24.330 --> 01:25:27.860 [poorly recorded voice acting] 01:25:30.660 --> 01:25:32.350 [laughs] 01:25:32.350 --> 01:25:37.760 I hope—I hope that actor shows up, in a bunch of other places in this game... 01:25:38.210 --> 01:25:39.750 You know it's gonna happen... 01:25:41.420 --> 01:25:42.460 I can't wait... 01:25:43.940 --> 01:25:44.900 Wait... 01:25:45.810 --> 01:25:46.940 Who's Mei? 01:25:47.210 --> 01:25:48.600 Can I call Mei? 01:25:50.930 --> 01:25:54.240 [phone beeps] 01:26:03.520 --> 01:26:05.219 [laughs] 01:26:06.720 --> 01:26:09.200 "She's a ghost." Yea... 01:26:10.050 --> 01:26:11.430 [clears throat] 01:26:12.070 --> 01:26:14.670 Well, let's go back to the house, then... 01:26:15.010 --> 01:26:17.950 [protestors chanting] 01:26:17.950 --> 01:26:19.060 Don't do it... [vroomer passes] 01:26:19.060 --> 01:26:19.540 [vroomer passes] 01:26:19.540 --> 01:26:23.540 Don't do it—Don't click—Don't click on her and do it again! Don't do it again! 01:26:23.540 --> 01:26:25.570 [poorly recorded voice acting] 01:26:27.960 --> 01:26:29.070 Okay, let's go. 01:26:33.540 --> 01:26:35.910 [car engine starting] 01:26:38.490 --> 01:26:40.030 [laughs] 01:26:40.740 --> 01:26:42.130 Alright... 01:26:43.830 --> 01:26:47.560 Been a long night, let's go to sleep and get scary, haunted things. 01:26:48.190 --> 01:26:51.510 [a remix of Never Gonna Give You Up is playing on the radio] 01:26:51.510 --> 01:26:55.660 "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." 01:26:55.830 --> 01:26:58.030 "Never gonna desert you..." 01:26:58.700 --> 01:27:03.030 "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye..." 01:27:03.400 --> 01:27:07.630 "Never gonna turn around and hurt you..." 01:27:07.770 --> 01:27:09.330 [humming to the music] 01:27:13.510 --> 01:27:16.410 "Let's go over the evidence! Hmm..." 01:27:16.410 --> 01:27:20.660 "That 'magic' that Olivia was using is so similar to what I..." 01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:24.710 "Deirdre, dot, dot, dot, dot..." [laughs] 01:27:38.120 --> 01:27:39.610 "Judge is a red herring"? 01:27:58.090 --> 01:27:59.170 Uh... 01:28:01.407 --> 01:28:07.040 [background music and radio music both plays] 01:28:07.040 --> 01:28:10.170 Waking up at 10:15, going to bed at 10:15. 01:28:10.170 --> 01:28:20.240 [background music and radio music both plays] 01:28:20.240 --> 01:28:22.410 How's the music—Did we not turn the car off? 01:28:22.410 --> 01:28:28.390 [background music and radio music both plays] 01:28:28.390 --> 01:28:30.870 The car—The music from the car is still playing. 01:28:32.010 --> 01:28:34.730 Is it 10:15 in the morning or 10:15 at night? 01:28:35.790 --> 01:28:37.340 It's... night time, right? 01:28:40.140 --> 01:28:41.670 That light is just like... 01:28:45.740 --> 01:28:46.720 Oh... 01:28:46.870 --> 01:28:49.200 Oh! We're... gonna connect with the music! 01:28:49.200 --> 01:28:52.520 "I like the first album better!" 01:28:53.410 --> 01:28:54.810 "I know that!" 01:28:55.160 --> 01:28:56.150 "Yea..." 01:28:59.480 --> 01:29:00.690 "Yaa!" 01:29:01.330 --> 01:29:03.580 "Too bad they changed bassists." 01:29:11.560 --> 01:29:12.880 "But I do!" 01:29:16.600 --> 01:29:17.590 Okay... 01:29:21.950 --> 01:29:24.970 "I know you don't know me that well, but I'm here to..." 01:29:33.290 --> 01:29:36.200 "Can you turn down the... loudspeaker?" 01:30:08.380 --> 01:30:10.650 "Look, I spoke with the Judge." 01:30:31.570 --> 01:30:32.450 Who else? 01:30:41.730 --> 01:30:43.620 Aren't there... puzzles in this game? 01:30:47.620 --> 01:30:51.480 I thought you're supposed to, like, pick up pieces and open drawers and... 01:30:52.320 --> 01:30:54.910 escape rooms and unlock doors and stuff... 01:30:56.950 --> 01:30:59.030 "Hey, you know, your sister cares about you." 01:31:00.330 --> 01:31:02.480 "They are, the old ones." [laughs] 01:31:05.130 --> 01:31:06.973 [laughs] 01:31:07.630 --> 01:31:10.010 "The scavenger hunt was a puzzle." 01:31:11.920 --> 01:31:13.460 "Waiting a car..." 01:31:25.340 --> 01:31:36.920 [humming Never Gonna Give You Up] 01:31:39.130 --> 01:31:40.220 Alright, uh... 01:31:55.050 --> 01:31:56.010 "Okay!" 01:31:59.010 --> 01:32:01.110 Pff... Music's so loud... 01:32:08.000 --> 01:32:10.930 You're done talking... Alright, I got—I got info. 01:32:11.360 --> 01:32:12.810 Now we talk to... 01:32:13.650 --> 01:32:14.950 Okay, talk to Deirdre. 01:32:19.140 --> 01:32:20.320 Where is Deirdre? 01:32:22.440 --> 01:32:25.670 [phone beeps] 01:32:31.390 --> 01:32:32.150 Okay... 01:32:33.950 --> 01:32:36.380 You're just outside, just... hang up and go outside... 01:32:36.650 --> 01:32:39.020 Could we turn off this fucking music, please? 01:32:40.210 --> 01:32:41.140 Why are you here? 01:32:48.670 --> 01:32:49.700 [Jerma and Nancy simultaneously speaks] "Tonight." 01:32:51.640 --> 01:32:53.590 [mocking tone] "In the dark? When it's scary?" 01:33:00.600 --> 01:33:02.120 "You stay here..." 01:33:07.320 --> 01:33:08.630 "People." 01:33:19.110 --> 01:33:20.600 I'm in there... 01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:29.530 She still lives there... 01:33:31.310 --> 01:33:34.040 Wait, I thought you said that it was fucked up there... 01:33:36.800 --> 01:33:40.210 "The town is like a gremlin, don't feed it after midnight." Okay. 01:33:40.210 --> 01:33:42.680 "Here's your keys." Okay, I can drive the car. 01:33:49.810 --> 01:33:51.780 "What happens in Salem..." 01:33:52.070 --> 01:33:54.140 Which... which is the car? 01:33:54.140 --> 01:33:59.390 [knockoff Never Gonna Give You Up plays in the background] 01:33:59.390 --> 01:34:03.030 They never turned... They— We kept it on, what? 01:34:04.120 --> 01:34:06.060 The music won't stop... 01:34:10.030 --> 01:34:15.920 Alright, let's explore the town when there's no one that's... break into houses and shit, apparently... 01:34:23.480 --> 01:34:25.880 "Turn down the volume." Fuck. 01:34:30.270 --> 01:34:32.580 Alright, this is where it gets scary... 01:34:34.400 --> 01:34:35.670 There it is... 01:34:36.060 --> 01:34:37.720 Hathorne House. 01:34:50.520 --> 01:34:55.010 [in-game thunder and scary sounds] 01:34:55.010 --> 01:34:56.630 Pff... 01:34:56.630 --> 01:35:02.600 [in-game screaming] 01:35:02.870 --> 01:35:04.590 [chuckles] 01:35:04.590 --> 01:35:07.810 Is this what—You just—This is just what you pay for when you go to Salem... 01:35:10.650 --> 01:35:12.420 I'm just a customer... 01:35:13.430 --> 01:35:14.870 Who's Frank? 01:35:15.700 --> 01:35:18.430 That actually startled me, it did... 01:35:24.590 --> 01:35:27.210 Alright, alright! Who's Frank? 01:35:37.570 --> 01:35:43.180 "Outside, alone, in—and in the dark, in the rain with no protection, nothing, not even a flashlight!" 01:35:43.180 --> 01:35:46.840 "And I'm by myself and it's, uh, a bit—v—very scary spot." 01:36:05.530 --> 01:36:08.410 Uh... "Are you in Boston..." 01:36:12.710 --> 01:36:14.490 Why did that say "Joe"? 01:36:19.810 --> 01:36:21.420 I thought he was Frank... 01:36:25.200 --> 01:36:26.690 What...? 01:36:28.860 --> 01:36:32.110 Is this a... it's... split personality? 01:36:42.770 --> 01:36:46.550 [laughing] 01:36:48.020 --> 01:36:51.660 It's two people, but it... could be... different... 01:36:58.830 --> 01:37:00.840 I'm in Salem! 01:37:02.600 --> 01:37:06.130 You don't make a bet with the person that's standing in the town! 01:37:06.130 --> 01:37:08.010 Why would you take that bet? 01:37:12.370 --> 01:37:14.370 What a terrible bet to place... 01:37:21.270 --> 01:37:23.310 [phone ping] Uh... 01:37:23.470 --> 01:37:25.210 "Don't look behind you." 01:37:30.600 --> 01:37:33.320 "The ghost will steal your soul." 01:37:34.450 --> 01:37:35.630 "Oh." 01:37:35.940 --> 01:37:38.640 "Hahaha, I got ya, did you find anything?" 01:37:38.960 --> 01:37:40.830 "Mei isn't talking." 01:37:42.150 --> 01:37:44.180 "Did you say something to her?" 01:37:46.340 --> 01:37:47.540 "No..." 01:37:48.020 --> 01:37:49.910 "Nothing in particular." 01:37:50.450 --> 01:37:52.850 "Forest is giving me the chills." 01:37:53.400 --> 01:37:55.960 "I can't believe you're actually going out there." 01:37:57.240 --> 01:37:59.230 "And if you see a ghost..." 01:38:00.820 --> 01:38:03.020 "Don't let it take your soul." 01:38:04.690 --> 01:38:05.970 "Okay." 01:38:13.080 --> 01:38:15.250 Thanks for the waste of data. 01:38:15.250 --> 01:38:17.700 You know that I'm roaming... in Salem. 01:38:19.150 --> 01:38:20.960 You fucking asshole. 01:38:29.130 --> 01:38:33.140 I was just pressed F5 to quicksave it, I'm so used to pressing that button. 01:38:37.310 --> 01:38:40.040 There's someone in there, there's someone in that room! 01:38:42.440 --> 01:38:45.000 Let's go in, and find out what's in there. 01:38:52.560 --> 01:38:55.030 N... Nancy, pick up a rock. 01:38:55.030 --> 01:38:56.850 It might be a little heavy, but with two hands, you can— 01:38:56.850 --> 01:39:01.750 you caved in this person's face if they open the door and screamed at you and they trying... to kill you. 01:39:03.500 --> 01:39:07.250 I mean, I would've just caved in somebody's face... [chuckles] 01:39:12.150 --> 01:39:13.958 [giggling] 01:39:14.420 --> 01:39:18.320 "Oh... I saw a light in the—I'm an investigator." 01:39:18.550 --> 01:39:20.350 "I saw a light in the window." 01:39:29.020 --> 01:39:30.540 Enjoyment... 01:39:36.940 --> 01:39:38.430 No, I don't! 01:39:40.900 --> 01:39:42.390 I don't do that! 01:39:43.780 --> 01:39:45.410 Look, I don't have a... 01:39:45.770 --> 01:39:47.080 I don't have a camera! 01:39:52.460 --> 01:39:58.210 [bursts out laughing] "Can I come in..." What the fuck... Hey... 01:39:58.510 --> 01:40:02.630 "You're her to take pictures and— and get posts online. Get outta here!" 01:40:02.630 --> 01:40:04.710 "Can I come in?" "Come on in!" 01:40:09.400 --> 01:40:11.550 "Speech 100." Yeah... 01:40:19.050 --> 01:40:20.880 What's going on in this house? 01:40:22.580 --> 01:40:23.800 Um... 01:40:25.090 --> 01:40:29.710 Where—Are we in this house, I thought this house is supposed to be scary and haunted and stuff... 01:40:30.700 --> 01:40:32.430 How did we get in here? 01:40:35.580 --> 01:40:37.720 "Is this your shop..." 01:40:45.200 --> 01:40:46.690 Alright, can I... 01:40:48.820 --> 01:40:51.650 Can I... Can I... do something? 01:40:53.560 --> 01:40:55.290 Can I do something... 01:40:57.490 --> 01:41:01.150 We've just gotten a bunch of... just stories... 01:41:02.510 --> 01:41:04.310 Can I get a puzzle? 01:41:04.570 --> 01:41:07.300 Can I, like, reassemble the tea kettle? 01:41:07.400 --> 01:41:12.460 Or... there's a... code in the window and I have to decipher it? 01:41:16.050 --> 01:41:17.510 Alright, speedrun. 01:41:27.690 --> 01:41:30.670 Alright, so... it looks like... 01:41:32.840 --> 01:41:35.160 We're gonna get... Here we go. 01:41:49.920 --> 01:41:51.530 Get the camera out! 01:41:55.370 --> 01:41:58.080 [chuckling] 01:41:59.890 --> 01:42:02.360 [giggling] How do I get in here? 01:42:02.360 --> 01:42:06.230 [loud in-game thunder] Alright, why am I walking forward like this... 01:42:11.380 --> 01:42:14.990 [giggling] "Loading screen ghost..." 01:42:19.440 --> 01:42:20.890 Ah... 01:42:30.450 --> 01:42:31.810 Lightning again! 01:42:32.280 --> 01:42:36.690 Three... two... one... 01:42:37.080 --> 01:42:38.020 Go. 01:42:38.680 --> 01:42:41.380 There, yes. It's a little off... 01:42:53.840 --> 01:42:56.680 [chuckles] 01:43:01.030 --> 01:43:03.090 How do I drive home? 01:43:03.710 --> 01:43:08.470 What, wasn't I like... I th—I thought—Didn't my, like, eyes get all fucked up and I woke up here? 01:43:08.470 --> 01:43:09.670 What? 01:43:09.920 --> 01:43:11.900 What do you mean I drove home? 01:43:15.050 --> 01:43:18.370 [bursts out laughing] I'm, like, ran back to the house... 01:43:20.660 --> 01:43:22.080 Alright, here we go. 01:43:22.080 --> 01:43:26.260 "I found... Uh, I found out something interesting, from Lauren Holt." 01:43:27.400 --> 01:43:30.390 And we're gonna get a one sen nex—one sentence explanation. 01:43:30.760 --> 01:43:32.820 Frances Tuttle had a will. 01:43:33.120 --> 01:43:35.340 That's the one sentence we needed. 01:43:41.470 --> 01:43:42.800 There it is. 01:43:58.320 --> 01:43:59.810 "I saw something." 01:44:07.150 --> 01:44:09.540 [bursts out laughing] Okay! 01:44:09.540 --> 01:44:16.390 If you were in this room, you'd be like, "Holy s-s-s-SHIT!" every time that happens... 01:44:16.390 --> 01:44:17.990 Everytime when this th— 01:44:17.990 --> 01:44:20.600 How many times you've been in a room with somebody and lightning strikes like that? 01:44:20.600 --> 01:44:24.910 It's like, "Holy FUCK!" [exhales] 01:44:25.240 --> 01:44:28.230 Everybody gets up and, like, everyone walks, paces around for a f—This is ri— 01:44:28.230 --> 01:44:32.890 These people have iron... IRON wills here, like they just un—they— 01:44:32.890 --> 01:44:35.260 Whatever they're doing is what they care about, that's it. 01:44:48.690 --> 01:44:52.680 It's so loud and so jarring and so scary... 01:45:00.390 --> 01:45:03.720 Yeah, the chowder expired, they've been offering to us for three days. 01:45:06.650 --> 01:45:11.520 You get away from the window too. This is like when we all huddle into—into the bathroom... 01:45:11.760 --> 01:45:13.750 That's how scary this is. [phone rings] 01:45:13.750 --> 01:45:15.280 Who's Joe? 01:45:29.680 --> 01:45:31.490 Did I lose the bet? 01:45:38.380 --> 01:45:52.030 [giggling and chuckling] 01:45:52.030 --> 01:45:59.660 "Joe's... Joe's looking pretty quirky~" I don't know why, I think that's so funny... 01:45:59.660 --> 01:46:05.800 I don't even know what that's supposed to mean... [continues giggling and smashes desk] 01:46:15.540 --> 01:46:17.383 It's blood?! 01:46:19.690 --> 01:46:22.680 Hey, you can't just show... What is going on? 01:46:23.840 --> 01:46:26.270 This is—I'm—B—Blood is getting into my eyes... 01:46:26.270 --> 01:46:30.060 WHOA, what, it fuckin' worked! Eh, that actually scared the shit out of me! 01:46:30.060 --> 01:46:34.240 I—Now I can't talk shit about the game ever again! I can't talk shit about the game. 01:46:34.390 --> 01:46:36.580 It—It actually got me, I can't do that. 01:46:40.240 --> 01:46:41.800 Goddammit... 01:46:44.230 --> 01:46:49.930 I get scared... You're scared by a Nancy Drew game, I am no longer am allowed to—talk about anything. 01:46:49.930 --> 01:46:52.970 I can't make fun of anything, I can't talk shit about anything anymore, 01:46:52.970 --> 01:46:55.050 I just got scared in a Nancy Drew game. 01:46:55.050 --> 01:46:56.710 It was pre—It was good. It was pretty good. 01:46:56.710 --> 01:46:59.140 Alright, that was good. "Help make breakfast." 01:46:59.140 --> 01:47:03.800 Are we gonna—My first puzzle in an hour, is gonna be chopping up onions, I guarantee it! 01:47:09.210 --> 01:47:12.100 This is The Sims, you film this in The Sims! 01:47:18.220 --> 01:47:21.700 [chuckling] You wouldn't be standing, breathing these in... 01:47:22.340 --> 01:47:26.720 [giggling] 01:47:27.100 --> 01:47:31.480 [continues laughing] 01:47:31.480 --> 01:47:36.940 It's like the lightning, you would be panicking right now, you'd be freaking the fuck out... 01:47:46.720 --> 01:47:51.110 [finishes giggling] Hold on... Hold on, this is more accurate. 01:48:00.750 --> 01:48:02.910 Let's let this conversation play out. 01:48:09.060 --> 01:48:12.640 [Jerma prepares the smoke alarm sound] 01:48:12.640 --> 01:48:15.700 [Jerma giggling as the smoke alarm sound is playing] 01:48:16.290 --> 01:48:18.210 No, what?! 01:48:19.170 --> 01:48:22.720 Eh, they fixed it right when I pulled up the—Hrm... 01:48:22.720 --> 01:48:26.710 How did you fix this up and—What, it didn't just stopped burning, what happened?! 01:48:28.990 --> 01:48:30.600 Well, it's cleared. 01:48:35.730 --> 01:48:40.470 I actually—I can't fuckin' believe it... I can't fuckin'... that the game... 01:48:40.470 --> 01:48:48.970 [laughing uncontrollably] 01:48:48.970 --> 01:48:51.420 Still trying to cook... [stopped laughing] 01:48:51.420 --> 01:48:56.390 Okay, so we need, uh... flour, sugar, salt, baking powder... 01:48:56.600 --> 01:48:59.130 Interesting, okay... 01:48:59.840 --> 01:49:03.770 "Uh, it's just an ad, we're—everything is fine, we're all good to go." 01:49:06.330 --> 01:49:10.090 Pick up the spoon... That—that looks like a good spoon to pick up. 01:49:10.700 --> 01:49:12.380 One spoon... [smoke alarm sounds still playing] 01:49:14.950 --> 01:49:16.790 Uh... cornmeal. 01:49:17.610 --> 01:49:21.820 One cup of flour... no, one cup of flour and sugar. 01:49:22.830 --> 01:49:25.460 Uh, sugar and a cup of... 01:49:26.470 --> 01:49:28.580 "Select tablespoon..." 01:49:30.800 --> 01:49:32.560 [exhales] 01:49:34.460 --> 01:49:36.120 [giggling] 01:49:36.120 --> 01:49:38.930 Okay, okay, I take this anymore... [smoke alarm sounds stopped] 01:49:40.400 --> 01:49:42.390 That's not—That's a kazoo? 01:49:43.140 --> 01:49:46.570 Okay. "Two tablespoons of sugar." 01:49:47.040 --> 01:49:52.280 "One cup of flour, sugar, salt." Pfft, what the fuck is this recipe? 01:49:52.670 --> 01:49:55.070 Who would give you this recipe? 01:49:55.070 --> 01:50:00.180 "Hey, here's my recipe for Johnny cakes! One cup of, uh, flour, I don't know, su—I have no idea!" 01:50:00.180 --> 01:50:02.610 "One cup of flour, maybe sugar, I've—I don't know!" 01:50:02.610 --> 01:50:05.420 "Two tablespoons of cornmeal, I don't know, sugar, I think?" 01:50:05.420 --> 01:50:08.930 "One tablespoon of 'Hmm...'" [chuckling] 01:50:08.930 --> 01:50:10.420 Yeah, I don't know... [giggling] 01:50:10.420 --> 01:50:14.090 "One teaspoon..." [continues giggling] 01:50:14.090 --> 01:50:18.750 This, fuck this recipe, I can't even believe this is a real thing. 01:50:19.410 --> 01:50:22.690 [laughing] This is a recipe... 01:50:25.090 --> 01:50:29.130 This is like—This is what you do, when you're just like, shitfaced... 01:50:29.130 --> 01:50:33.740 and you're lying in bed. And you're just like, "You know what'll be really delicious?" 01:50:33.740 --> 01:50:37.280 "A, uh... I'm gonna make my own donuts! 01:50:37.660 --> 01:50:40.780 "Yeah. I think I can do it better than Dunkin Donuts." 01:50:40.780 --> 01:50:43.660 And you just write all this nonsense, and you wake up in the morning and you just like, 01:50:43.660 --> 01:50:45.150 "What the fuck is this?" 01:50:46.340 --> 01:50:49.850 Okay, "One cup of... One cup of flour or sugar." 01:50:50.900 --> 01:50:53.740 Okay, I'm gonna put a cup of... flour in here. 01:50:54.320 --> 01:50:55.710 Where's the cup? 01:50:56.100 --> 01:50:58.510 Where's the flour—A cup of flour... 01:51:00.360 --> 01:51:04.290 Okay, now what, "One cup of flour, and one cup of sugar." 01:51:06.830 --> 01:51:07.910 What? 01:51:12.220 --> 01:51:15.490 "One—Two tablespoons of... s—corns... meal." 01:51:15.490 --> 01:51:19.990 "One tablespoon of... baking powder"? 01:51:24.330 --> 01:51:26.690 And then one tablespoon of salt. 01:51:36.890 --> 01:51:38.520 Two... wait a minute. 01:51:38.750 --> 01:51:40.810 "One cup of flour." 01:51:43.630 --> 01:51:47.870 One cup of flour. "One cup of... flour." 01:51:48.970 --> 01:51:54.060 "Two tablespoons of sugar." No, "One tablespoon of... salt." 01:51:58.470 --> 01:51:59.490 Clean it. 01:51:59.850 --> 01:52:01.440 One cup of flour. 01:52:02.970 --> 01:52:07.060 Um, one, uh... two tablespoons of sugar. 01:52:14.370 --> 01:52:18.990 Okay. "One cup of flour, two tablespoons of sugar, one cup of..." He doesn't even know. 01:52:18.990 --> 01:52:22.530 "One cup of flour... one cup of salt?" 01:52:22.990 --> 01:52:25.910 [chuckling] This—This is not right, is it? 01:52:28.980 --> 01:52:31.710 [giggling and wheezing] 01:52:33.560 --> 01:52:34.800 What? 01:52:34.980 --> 01:52:37.680 What is he talking about? [laughing] Hold on... 01:52:37.680 --> 01:52:41.960 [laughing] Joe, you're—Joe, you're a fuckin' idiot... 01:52:43.040 --> 01:52:48.200 That's in—I try, a cup of salt... [laughing] 01:52:48.200 --> 01:52:50.960 Oh God, you're disgusting... 01:52:50.960 --> 01:52:54.160 Oh, and you're having the same... [giggling] 01:52:55.790 --> 01:53:00.490 One... s—tablespoon of sugar. A tablespoon of sugar. 01:53:01.030 --> 01:53:06.450 So, one cup of flour, two tablespoons of sugar... one tablespoon of... 01:53:07.670 --> 01:53:09.120 Baking powder. 01:53:11.700 --> 01:53:17.780 There's your one cup of flour, there's your one cup of... One tablespoon of baking powder. 01:53:18.120 --> 01:53:21.560 "No." What... One teaspoon of ba—That's incorrect, see? 01:53:22.420 --> 01:53:24.370 One teaspoon of baking powder is wrong! 01:53:24.370 --> 01:53:27.370 One tablespoon of baking powder, one teaspoon of salt. 01:53:30.390 --> 01:53:32.210 Tablespoon of baking powder. 01:53:34.140 --> 01:53:36.550 And then a cup of cornmeal. 01:53:37.570 --> 01:53:39.230 One cup of... 01:53:40.180 --> 01:53:41.300 cornmeal. 01:53:42.720 --> 01:53:43.930 That's it! 01:53:46.270 --> 01:53:47.660 Alright, let's go. 01:53:49.040 --> 01:53:50.800 I... can't believe I have to cook. 01:53:50.800 --> 01:53:53.510 What's the next one—Oh, fuckin' give me a break... 01:54:01.280 --> 01:54:03.290 [chuckling] 01:54:05.540 --> 01:54:11.690 Mm-hm. "Add to cake batter. 8 oz of milk, 0.5 oz of butter..." 01:54:12.320 --> 01:54:15.550 "Egg? Don't forget a dash of nutmeg." 01:54:15.550 --> 01:54:17.410 'Kay, milk 8 oz. 01:54:19.880 --> 01:54:21.700 How do I know how much is in there? 01:54:22.620 --> 01:54:26.440 Milk 8 oz, melted butter 0.5 oz... 01:54:29.130 --> 01:54:34.250 Okay... Milk, melted butter... egg, vanilla 0.2 oz... 01:54:34.570 --> 01:54:35.950 Where's the vanilla? 01:54:38.720 --> 01:54:40.700 You get your vanilla out of a packet? 01:54:42.040 --> 01:54:43.450 0.2... 01:54:46.130 --> 01:54:47.600 That was... a lot. 01:54:47.600 --> 01:54:49.150 No, what? 01:54:49.460 --> 01:54:54.030 Duh, that's right. Okay, then, we need, uh... something about an egg. 01:54:55.980 --> 01:54:57.040 Egg! 01:55:06.000 --> 01:55:08.510 You can't write "Egg?"... 01:55:18.330 --> 01:55:21.610 I didn't do the nutmeg, god- dammit, hold on, milk, 8 oz... 01:55:22.180 --> 01:55:23.910 Half, 1-2... 01:55:24.620 --> 01:55:25.530 Egg. 01:55:26.500 --> 01:55:27.600 Nutmeg. 01:55:30.080 --> 01:55:31.550 What a waste of food. 01:55:31.650 --> 01:55:34.080 Half... butter. Two. 01:55:34.620 --> 01:55:35.810 Two eggs. 01:55:36.060 --> 01:55:37.720 Nutmeg. Go. 01:55:37.880 --> 01:55:39.110 Thank you. 01:55:49.040 --> 01:55:52.450 "Frying Johnny cakes in the pan! Timing is important." 01:55:53.200 --> 01:55:57.780 "Don't flip the batter raw." Don't flip the batter raw... 01:55:57.780 --> 01:56:00.830 "Be ready to flip when steaming hot. Watch out, don't burn the cake." 01:56:00.830 --> 01:56:03.050 Jo—John, I'm—I'm reading! 01:56:09.890 --> 01:56:13.350 John, why did you do this? You shouldn't put this in, Johnny! 01:56:13.350 --> 01:56:17.540 [smoke alarm beeps starts again and Jerma starts to cough] 01:56:17.540 --> 01:56:19.320 "Jo—John!" 01:56:19.320 --> 01:56:23.820 [holding out laugh] 01:56:23.820 --> 01:56:26.550 [giggling] "Johnny, stop!" 01:56:26.550 --> 01:56:28.540 [smoke alarm sounds] 01:56:28.540 --> 01:56:33.600 [faking coughs] "Oh..." 01:56:33.600 --> 01:56:35.950 [pretending to extinguish the fire by fanning it] 01:56:35.950 --> 01:56:38.650 "Ow, OW, OW, my fucking hand!" 01:56:38.650 --> 01:56:42.370 "If I'm going to flip it—Wha—Wha—John, where the— where the—why are there no utensils in this house?" 01:56:42.370 --> 01:56:45.190 [faking a sneeze] "OW!" 01:56:46.640 --> 01:56:49.750 [faking a cough] "Johnny cakes!" 01:56:51.070 --> 01:56:54.690 [coughing and wheezing] 01:56:55.030 --> 01:56:57.640 "Okay... Who's ready to eat?" 01:56:58.680 --> 01:57:00.600 [Superintendent Chalmers voice] "Uh, Seymour, the house is on fire." 01:57:00.600 --> 01:57:05.910 "Oh, yup, I'm sure about that, uh, uh, Mayor, whatever your, uh... I'll fix that right away." 01:57:05.910 --> 01:57:11.360 "Uh, that's no—Sir, those aren't Krusty Krabs, those are... uh, famous, uh... pancakes." 01:57:20.640 --> 01:57:24.050 [giggling] It's... burnt. 01:57:32.420 --> 01:57:34.860 [holding out laugh] Fuck... 01:57:35.590 --> 01:57:41.450 They cook so fast... Turn the heat down! Turn the fuckin' heat down! 01:57:41.900 --> 01:57:44.380 Why would you put it a—What's it at? 01:57:46.860 --> 01:57:51.950 [bursts out laughing] This is ridiculous... 01:57:52.560 --> 01:57:56.390 This doesn't count as fast... Oh... [laughing] 01:57:56.390 --> 01:58:00.560 This is on a bed of hot and fuckin' cold... 01:58:02.050 --> 01:58:07.310 [cackling uncontrollably] 01:58:07.310 --> 01:58:12.340 This is when, like, Dad runs down the stairs, when you, like, Dad, you know what I mean, it's like, 01:58:13.230 --> 01:58:15.150 "God!" Like... 01:58:15.150 --> 01:58:19.450 [making hectic noises as Dad runs down the stairs] "What's going on down here?" 01:58:19.710 --> 01:58:23.280 "What are you doing? What are you doing?! Get away from the stove! Get away from the stove!" 01:58:23.770 --> 01:58:29.690 "Get away from the stove, J—Hi, Joe, hi Joe, yeah, hi, Nancy, NANCY, get—What are you doing?" 01:58:29.900 --> 01:58:32.220 "Oh my God..." 01:58:32.980 --> 01:58:34.610 "Move out of the way!" 01:58:39.170 --> 01:58:44.390 And then, was like, "Oh sorry... Sorry, Mr. Elbert—Elbertson, didn't mean to." 01:58:45.450 --> 01:58:49.440 "That's a—uh, that's alright, uh, Joe, but you have—It's time for you to go home." 01:58:49.700 --> 01:58:53.350 "It's time for you to go home, ca—call your mother, and have her pick you up." 01:58:54.570 --> 01:59:00.730 "Nancy... we—we'll talk later about this, but... Hey, is everybody alright?" 01:59:11.430 --> 01:59:14.680 [laughing] We've gone through so many pancakes... 01:59:14.680 --> 01:59:17.430 Think of... fire... [holding out laugh] 01:59:17.430 --> 01:59:20.790 How many... have you done incorrect... 01:59:21.270 --> 01:59:24.920 [burst out laughing] 01:59:24.920 --> 01:59:28.470 We're going through... [laughing] 01:59:28.470 --> 01:59:36.590 We've gone through... like... 6-7 gallons of milk, oh my God... 01:59:36.690 --> 01:59:39.340 Somebody get adults out here... 01:59:42.930 --> 01:59:45.780 [laughing] 01:59:45.780 --> 01:59:50.930 I just need, like, ten... [continues laughing] Oh... 01:59:51.760 --> 01:59:53.495 Ohh... 01:59:58.850 --> 02:00:03.360 How many eggs would you—That would be, like, three dozen eggs, five dozen eggs... 02:00:03.870 --> 02:00:09.470 Pancakes... Yeah, you guys—you guys are making pancakes, put the heat up as high as it goes... 02:00:10.190 --> 02:00:13.020 Where to the pan, is it 700 degrees. 02:00:14.180 --> 02:00:16.090 Oh my God... 02:00:18.850 --> 02:00:20.540 Do we eat this now? 02:00:22.880 --> 02:00:24.390 What are you doing? 02:00:27.620 --> 02:00:29.680 Pirate Pancakes...? 02:00:31.260 --> 02:00:33.330 Ghost Pancakes... 02:00:34.610 --> 02:00:36.760 Werewolf Pancakes... 02:00:37.320 --> 02:00:38.640 Blueber— 02:00:38.880 --> 02:00:41.290 Is this just a cooking game? 02:00:42.370 --> 02:00:44.640 Wait, what am I doing? 02:00:45.590 --> 02:00:46.780 Cat...? 02:01:18.930 --> 02:01:20.600 Why am I doing this? 02:01:31.740 --> 02:01:33.530 "Help with breakfast." 02:01:34.840 --> 02:01:37.880 What else do you want—What else do—Wha, where they go? 02:01:38.490 --> 02:01:41.340 Oh, right, like my... Oh. 02:01:50.750 --> 02:01:52.100 Thanks. 02:02:01.150 --> 02:02:02.390 Wait. 02:02:04.620 --> 02:02:06.180 A—Are thes... 02:02:06.560 --> 02:02:08.460 Are these two famous? 02:02:11.280 --> 02:02:15.390 The Hardy—The Hardy—The Hardy Boys, The Hardy Brothers? 02:02:27.780 --> 02:02:29.740 No one's eating their pancakes. 02:02:30.650 --> 02:02:32.980 Big_Marsh, thanks for the five community subs. 02:02:42.000 --> 02:02:43.540 No one either... 02:02:58.190 --> 02:03:00.930 Who wants to franchise out detective work? 02:03:00.930 --> 02:03:04.520 Who wants to franchise out "Teenager detective work"? 02:03:05.900 --> 02:03:08.370 Yeah... You sure are. 02:03:16.330 --> 02:03:19.240 Thank you abe for five community subs, thanks abe. 02:03:19.720 --> 02:03:20.860 Love you. 02:03:23.970 --> 02:03:27.170 "Uh, I guess we're—you're wondering about... the thing I mentioned." 02:03:27.170 --> 02:03:30.200 "One thing I'd like to do today is check the town archives." 02:03:35.670 --> 02:03:38.600 Can't believe the only gameplay we've been able to play... 02:03:38.920 --> 02:03:41.770 has been... making pancakes. 02:03:52.240 --> 02:03:53.390 Okay. 02:03:58.650 --> 02:04:01.910 No, scientists tell us ... here. 02:04:10.960 --> 02:04:12.630 You—You what? 02:04:18.280 --> 02:04:20.120 Where are your parents? 02:04:22.330 --> 02:04:27.620 Your parents just... let you just go and be ghost detectives and p—p... 02:04:28.520 --> 02:04:30.280 How old is everybody here? 02:04:30.480 --> 02:04:33.470 "They're rich kids." Is this what rich kids do? 02:04:33.800 --> 02:04:35.720 Like, they get—Everything is just so taken care of, 02:04:35.720 --> 02:04:39.650 that they just—they make their own detective... teenager agency? 02:04:39.650 --> 02:04:41.400 They go hunt ghosts? 02:04:41.870 --> 02:04:43.360 Is that what it is? 02:04:45.500 --> 02:04:47.100 "They're like, 20." 02:04:47.930 --> 02:04:49.700 Oh, I... 02:04:50.750 --> 02:04:54.120 "Yes, actually. He doesn't know omegalol." 02:05:06.700 --> 02:05:09.110 [holding out laugh] 02:05:09.690 --> 02:05:13.130 The—They—They had s—They had Mom and Dad rode on a yacht... 02:05:13.260 --> 02:05:16.630 and they get like a... [mimicking phone beeps] 02:05:16.630 --> 02:05:19.630 "Yea, what, what—Oh, it's—it's Joe." 02:05:20.090 --> 02:05:21.370 "Hi Joe!" 02:05:21.760 --> 02:05:27.440 "Uh, Dad, can I, uh, buy a $14,000 expensive-ass ghost, uh, hunting kit?" 02:05:27.610 --> 02:05:31.520 "Uh, yeah... That sounds good, son. How are your grades?" 02:05:32.360 --> 02:05:33.300 "They're great!" 02:05:33.300 --> 02:05:37.030 "Okay, I... I won't even look. I just trust what you told me." 02:05:37.030 --> 02:05:41.060 "Alright, son, absolutely, please just charge it to the company card." 02:05:53.180 --> 02:05:55.590 [chuckles] "Tax deductible..." 02:06:04.090 --> 02:06:07.730 "Judge Danforth mentioned that he was the victim of a..." 02:06:35.690 --> 02:06:38.630 Now we're gonna do the... courtesy eat... 02:06:38.930 --> 02:06:41.330 where you sit down at somebody's house... 02:06:41.670 --> 02:06:45.140 and you don't want to eat at all, and you know that everyone else's going to eating, 02:06:45.140 --> 02:06:48.210 it's like you're at the—something like a family's house or something... 02:06:48.210 --> 02:06:52.400 You have to at least eat the corners, you have to eat the—the ring around the edge... 02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:59.010 And then explain... more than five times... 02:07:00.220 --> 02:07:05.730 that you've already eaten... and, "Oh yeah, um... um, my mom made, like, a huge dinner, I've just ate, so..." 02:07:05.860 --> 02:07:09.920 You said that like ten times, to make sure that they understand why you're not eating your food. 02:07:14.050 --> 02:07:18.650 Yeah, but you have not eaten anything. And, in fact, after you leave this person's house... 02:07:18.650 --> 02:07:22.370 You—You—You, like... go to, like, McDonalds drive-thru... 02:07:33.320 --> 02:07:37.930 [giggles] "The thousand... stares..." 02:07:41.150 --> 02:07:42.920 It's cold... 02:07:44.040 --> 02:07:46.480 Well I know why you're not eating yours... 02:07:49.220 --> 02:07:51.570 We don't see the underside of that one. 02:07:53.630 --> 02:07:56.840 This is—This is like a well-done pizza crust... 02:08:06.290 --> 02:08:07.600 Speedrun! 02:08:12.910 --> 02:08:15.780 Goddammit, they all left and they didn't eat anything... 02:08:16.690 --> 02:08:18.990 Nothing, not even one bite... 02:08:18.990 --> 02:08:21.420 Not even a glass of milk. 02:08:23.850 --> 02:08:27.130 And just leave it there, 25 minutes go by... 02:08:27.660 --> 02:08:29.350 And look out the window and you see their car, 02:08:29.350 --> 02:08:35.390 rolling by slowly and they don't know that you're looking out the window, and you see, like, 3-4 Burger King bags... 02:08:35.390 --> 02:08:37.720 They're eating FRIES in the fucking passenger seat, you're like, 02:08:37.720 --> 02:08:42.450 "Goddammit, those motherfuckers... Okay... Alright." 02:08:46.690 --> 02:08:49.350 Uh, mgsfan just gave 20 subs. 02:08:52.910 --> 02:08:56.100 Thank you for the 20 community subs, mgsfan. 02:08:57.060 --> 02:08:59.900 That's a big sub drop right-fuckin-now. 02:09:02.500 --> 02:09:06.510 Some of you guys gave a shitload of subs... Thank you. 02:09:06.640 --> 02:09:09.980 'Grats to everyone that got one, dodged again, right? 02:09:16.930 --> 02:09:19.570 [giggling] 02:09:19.570 --> 02:09:23.040 Alright, now... But thank you, seriously, that's a lot of money. 02:09:24.850 --> 02:09:27.520 "Investigate breaking at Courthouse." Okay. 02:09:28.180 --> 02:09:29.420 We'll do that. 02:09:35.650 --> 02:09:36.750 What? 02:09:39.690 --> 02:09:43.040 I have a... Cat Pancake? Wait a minute... 02:09:54.100 --> 02:09:56.810 I have to make... I'm going to have to make some of these... 02:09:56.960 --> 02:09:59.060 Okay, um... 02:10:00.660 --> 02:10:02.320 Let's make one of each. 02:10:02.570 --> 02:10:05.180 Frankenstein pancake, I'm going to make each one of these... 02:10:05.850 --> 02:10:10.060 The batter is already done, that said, I'm—I'm gonna have, like, a bunch of pancakes in my inventory. 02:10:30.250 --> 02:10:34.270 [silently giggling] 02:10:34.270 --> 02:10:37.400 Stop POURING them in here so fast... 02:10:42.070 --> 02:10:44.070 [laughing] 02:10:44.070 --> 02:10:46.440 It's the hardest part of the whole game. 02:10:54.260 --> 02:10:55.590 Alright, we good! 02:10:56.830 --> 02:11:00.220 "Frank would like these." What other ones, get a Witch pancake? 02:11:03.450 --> 02:11:06.210 Okay, Witch—I'm gonna need this for something. 02:11:09.580 --> 02:11:11.350 Fifteen! 02:11:12.870 --> 02:11:18.060 I need to count—One, two, three, fo—I can't even count. 02:11:39.290 --> 02:11:40.750 Not bad! 02:11:56.190 --> 02:11:57.500 One more. 02:11:58.190 --> 02:12:01.020 Oh shit, I don't—I don't have any more left. This is gonna be perfect. 02:12:02.260 --> 02:12:04.480 Alright, I got a Witch pancake now. 02:12:06.440 --> 02:12:09.100 Okay, what, is this is turning into Stardew Valley? 02:12:10.480 --> 02:12:12.670 How many things I'm gonna have in my inventory? 02:12:13.840 --> 02:12:16.150 Alright, well I have some pancakes... 02:12:24.730 --> 02:12:26.790 Let's see what I can do with this. 02:12:30.660 --> 02:12:33.970 Let's give Olivia a—Well, she's not here anymore. 02:12:38.570 --> 02:12:41.900 Alright, "Get a key, investigate the break-in!" 02:12:50.230 --> 02:12:51.670 [poorly recorded voice acting] 02:12:52.930 --> 02:12:55.330 That person's just been there... 02:12:55.330 --> 02:12:59.720 Just can't get over the fact, there's protestors in the front. They can't get over it. 02:13:00.740 --> 02:13:02.380 Okay, there was a break-in. 02:13:08.950 --> 02:13:12.840 You're both named Alicia, wow, cool, that's weird, I thought you were named Nancy... 02:13:15.720 --> 02:13:18.010 Uh, "You have a hammer drill in here?" 02:13:24.660 --> 02:13:26.170 Why do you ask for it? 02:13:28.640 --> 02:13:31.070 Okay, uh, "I'm sure you've heard of the burglary." 02:13:38.370 --> 02:13:40.400 "What's happening in this town..." 02:13:40.700 --> 02:13:43.730 "There's arsons...," "...worried there's a pattern here...," 02:13:43.860 --> 02:13:45.810 "...it's the kinda place I want to raise my kids." 02:13:48.300 --> 02:13:51.370 "Yes, I want to start a family, but who has time..." 02:13:53.260 --> 02:13:58.050 Uh, "The people living in this sp—place like Salem is... no, I'm—I'm not really into Salem." 02:14:00.850 --> 02:14:04.450 "Yeah, he's—he's not part of your... little trips of... the thing that you're doing?" 02:14:04.450 --> 02:14:06.110 "Well, he's far—he's far away." 02:14:06.900 --> 02:14:08.870 "And we've been dating for a couple of years." 02:14:09.620 --> 02:14:12.050 "Yeah, it's not easy to do long distance relationships. 02:14:28.770 --> 02:14:30.310 That's not a bad advice. 02:14:30.550 --> 02:14:31.830 Just you do you. 02:14:32.880 --> 02:14:34.570 You—Alright, you do you. 02:14:36.020 --> 02:14:37.580 "They don't." What? 02:14:39.300 --> 02:14:40.900 Uh, how about... 02:14:44.600 --> 02:14:47.270 Where were you... Did you burn the building down? 02:14:50.950 --> 02:14:53.240 Mhm. You're in a... fundraiser. 02:14:55.090 --> 02:14:56.480 Surprised... 02:14:58.700 --> 02:15:02.100 Okay, uh... "What—Who has access to the evidence room?" 02:15:02.780 --> 02:15:05.190 "Me." Let me in. 02:15:10.290 --> 02:15:14.580 Alright, sometimes the Judge... uh... sometimes the Judge sleepwalks. 02:15:14.840 --> 02:15:19.380 [chuckles] 02:15:21.850 --> 02:15:25.290 Well then, isn't it... He's probably leaving doors open. 02:15:33.700 --> 02:15:36.220 Mhm. Running errands. 02:15:37.010 --> 02:15:38.840 "What's the code to the evidence room?" 02:15:41.420 --> 02:15:42.910 Alright, get the code. 02:15:44.690 --> 02:15:45.820 Okay. 02:15:47.740 --> 02:15:50.150 "Why did you bring your hammer drill to the office?" 02:15:54.590 --> 02:15:56.300 "Need more security..." 02:15:59.400 --> 02:16:01.360 Okay. Nice. 02:16:03.390 --> 02:16:05.070 Okay, cool. 02:16:19.910 --> 02:16:20.900 "Hey!" 02:16:22.520 --> 02:16:23.850 "How are you doing?" 02:16:26.400 --> 02:16:27.640 "I'm okay." 02:16:28.250 --> 02:16:29.190 Uh-oh. 02:16:30.230 --> 02:16:32.110 "Well, maybe not really." 02:16:34.210 --> 02:16:36.120 "Do you need me to come over?" 02:16:37.910 --> 02:16:41.320 "No, NO, no, don't—don't come over." I'm coming over. 02:16:41.780 --> 02:16:43.890 "I will." "Don't come over." 02:16:43.890 --> 02:16:46.290 "No, we don't—I need—I don't— No, no, no, it's fine!" 02:16:46.290 --> 02:16:49.900 "I just need to keep my nerves calm, every mystery can be solved, I'll figure this out." 02:16:49.900 --> 02:16:51.980 "I know you will, just keep at it." 02:16:52.850 --> 02:16:53.990 "Thank you." 02:16:56.600 --> 02:16:58.880 "Always, let me know if there's anything I can do." 02:17:03.860 --> 02:17:06.590 D—D—Did any of these kids have homework? 02:17:14.550 --> 02:17:15.790 Jason... 02:17:25.360 --> 02:17:26.680 Okay... 02:17:27.910 --> 02:17:29.400 Jason... 02:17:33.780 --> 02:17:36.820 "Yeah, I opened up this Ghostbusters business..." 02:17:46.520 --> 02:17:47.960 We're already here... 02:17:52.330 --> 02:17:55.820 "Ja—Ja—Ja—Jas—Jason, please, go run your Ghostbusters business." 02:18:10.580 --> 02:18:16.320 "Hey, Jason, Jason, he—he—here's $1,200, just, just go... go buy some stuffs. Get outta here!" 02:18:34.990 --> 02:18:37.540 [giggling] Hmm, okay... 02:18:37.540 --> 02:18:42.180 Uh, do you like... Cat Pancakes? How about Frankenstein? How about a Witch Pancake? 02:18:42.640 --> 02:18:44.740 No. How about some spray paint? 02:18:44.740 --> 02:18:48.680 How about a photo? How about a... key? How about we talk? 02:18:51.420 --> 02:18:52.980 I want the code! 02:19:01.400 --> 02:19:05.160 "I want to investigate that crime scene. Where's the keypad... code?" 02:19:06.140 --> 02:19:10.800 Okay, I'm... It's gonna be like... I—It's gonna be somewhere, like, on this fuckin' desk. 02:19:11.030 --> 02:19:15.440 It's—It's gonna be, like, a keypad code, it's gonna be literally pasted somewhere, like an old person. 02:19:15.440 --> 02:19:17.750 It's going to be on a Post-it on—on a computer... 02:19:18.480 --> 02:19:20.100 This is gonna be so easy... 02:19:35.590 --> 02:19:37.530 What, there's a new character... 02:19:41.440 --> 02:19:42.430 Okay. 02:19:45.500 --> 02:19:48.310 [bursts out laughing] I'm skipping all these dialogue... 02:19:48.310 --> 02:19:50.980 "I just met with, uh... Jason Danforth." 02:19:55.210 --> 02:19:56.210 What? 02:19:57.730 --> 02:19:59.560 Wha—What are you talking about? 02:20:07.480 --> 02:20:10.040 Oh, so fuckin' incredible. 02:20:12.620 --> 02:20:16.280 That, like... Alright, this is freaking me out a little. 02:20:19.160 --> 02:20:22.900 [holding out laugh] 02:20:31.240 --> 02:20:32.790 Okay, uh... 02:20:34.080 --> 02:20:35.790 I'm going to get that code. 02:20:39.040 --> 02:20:42.460 Ten more community subs from JermaSucks... 02:20:42.900 --> 02:20:45.090 Thank you, JermaSucks, appreciated it. 02:20:45.090 --> 02:20:47.450 Another 10, from JermaSucks. 02:20:53.200 --> 02:20:54.640 "Call Dad..." 02:20:57.660 --> 02:21:02.720 Wait, what, so I have to—So this really is just... Alright, call Dad. 02:21:03.850 --> 02:21:05.740 And then there's a golf ball... 02:21:06.030 --> 02:21:08.040 There's a golf ball here... 02:21:08.780 --> 02:21:10.540 Okay, this is... 02:21:18.340 --> 02:21:29.600 [giggling] 02:21:29.600 --> 02:21:31.080 Oh... 02:21:33.560 --> 02:21:35.270 Who is this guy? 02:21:45.960 --> 02:21:48.110 I actually had to call... 02:21:49.010 --> 02:21:51.990 ...rich, powerful dad. 02:21:53.110 --> 02:21:58.020 [phone buzzes] To continue my, like—keep my daughter b—Uh oh. 02:21:58.700 --> 02:21:59.690 Heh— 02:22:17.760 --> 02:22:19.800 [giggling] 02:22:27.430 --> 02:22:29.690 [giggles] "'Kay, love you kiddo." 02:22:29.690 --> 02:22:32.040 "Yeah, and—and—Yeah, Dad's gotta go, Dad's gotta go." 02:22:32.040 --> 02:22:35.480 He's currently—He's currently fuckin' fuming right now, he's 15-over par, 02:22:35.480 --> 02:22:39.100 and he's currently in the sand, in the sandtrap right now, so I've gotta go! 02:22:39.100 --> 02:22:42.820 I've gotta go... See ya at dinner in three days, goodbye. 02:22:55.780 --> 02:22:57.980 Ho—Oh, WHAT?! 02:22:58.580 --> 02:22:59.970 How much is it worth?! 02:23:07.740 --> 02:23:10.500 [giggles] Bitcoin... 02:23:15.770 --> 02:23:19.010 Unless you bought it, like... five years ago... 02:23:29.860 --> 02:23:32.320 Oh my god, I knew—I knew it. 02:23:33.600 --> 02:23:37.830 Pff... I have to look for a... Look f—I—I had it somewhere... 02:23:40.030 --> 02:23:43.000 Pff, "I had it somewhere..." Okay, cool... 02:23:45.170 --> 02:23:48.380 Uh, get rid of that rusted-ass pencil sharpener. 02:23:49.430 --> 02:23:51.650 That's an emergency room trip, if I've ever seen one. 02:23:51.650 --> 02:23:53.510 Alright, what about identical round? 02:24:04.960 --> 02:24:05.740 Eh. 02:24:06.140 --> 02:24:08.340 0815. 02:24:10.820 --> 02:24:12.400 Who's calling me? 02:24:13.810 --> 02:24:15.770 Okay, let's go in the evidence room. 02:24:20.980 --> 02:24:23.360 Uh, "Do you have a list of the evidence that was taken?" 02:24:30.860 --> 02:24:32.050 Okay. 02:24:33.040 --> 02:24:35.430 Take the list with you, gotta find all the evidence. 02:24:36.310 --> 02:24:38.450 It's going to turn into a hidden object game. 02:24:43.320 --> 02:24:44.460 Okay. 02:24:46.570 --> 02:24:47.630 Here we go. 02:24:50.270 --> 02:24:51.330 What was it? 02:24:51.600 --> 02:24:53.920 01... 0815? 02:24:59.760 --> 02:25:01.740 Does everybody just break-in again? 02:25:02.310 --> 02:25:03.780 What is going on here? 02:25:05.790 --> 02:25:08.780 [loud sneeze] Why did they, like... 02:25:09.250 --> 02:25:12.960 Why did they punch the wall f... in perfect places six times? 02:25:22.450 --> 02:25:23.720 What? 02:25:24.740 --> 02:25:25.950 Nancy... 02:25:26.920 --> 02:25:29.450 Nancy, I think it's time to call Dad. 02:25:30.410 --> 02:25:31.800 [holding out laugh] 02:25:31.960 --> 02:25:34.000 Oh man, oh man... 02:25:35.390 --> 02:25:38.790 Oh, "Checked out by..." I think it was a knife. 02:25:40.040 --> 02:25:44.220 Somebody checked out a knife, somebody checked out—some—somebody checked out a gun... 02:25:46.260 --> 02:25:48.130 No, no, this is not a library... 02:25:48.130 --> 02:25:50.510 This is not—No, no, no, they didn't check out these things, 02:25:50.510 --> 02:25:53.880 this is what came in, this is an evidence room. Okay. 02:25:54.130 --> 02:25:57.030 Uh... No, but they did check it out. 02:25:58.880 --> 02:26:01.740 Alright, Foster, Moore, and Cole. 02:26:02.750 --> 02:26:04.340 Okay, I'll do that. 02:26:05.700 --> 02:26:08.460 Okay, I'll figure that out. Let's go to the computer. 02:26:09.250 --> 02:26:10.470 Boot it up. 02:26:12.270 --> 02:26:14.120 Just turn it on. Boot it up. 02:26:15.330 --> 02:26:17.170 "Evidence list, Computer." 02:26:18.100 --> 02:26:20.170 Evidence list in the VCR. 02:26:24.460 --> 02:26:26.640 It's too dusty to use? 02:26:29.820 --> 02:26:31.610 The fuck is this for... 02:26:37.030 --> 02:26:38.220 What is... 02:26:40.570 --> 02:26:43.900 Oh hey D, 2D, 4D, 3D, 1D, 5. 02:26:43.900 --> 02:26:45.530 Is it districts? 02:26:47.110 --> 02:26:52.300 Alright, I got the evidence list, and find out which one was, uh, stolen—Oh, shit... 02:26:52.990 --> 02:26:55.710 Oh no... Okay, hold on, evidence list... 02:26:55.710 --> 02:26:58.950 A—Anything missing, uh... item number 5... 02:26:59.410 --> 02:27:01.650 in... D22. 02:27:06.810 --> 02:27:10.550 Uh... "Use the Evidence—" Yeah, it's—it's stolen. 02:27:12.300 --> 02:27:13.360 Yes. 02:27:16.790 --> 02:27:18.710 Uh... 8. 02:27:21.910 --> 02:27:23.210 Number 8. 02:27:24.860 --> 02:27:26.460 Where's num—number 8? 02:27:26.720 --> 02:27:28.190 Who numbered these? 02:27:29.140 --> 02:27:30.900 Why would you do it like these... 02:27:33.140 --> 02:27:34.330 Here, look. 02:27:46.900 --> 02:27:48.410 Right, what's in number f— 02:27:54.400 --> 02:27:56.840 Alright, wait, wait, wait! Number f... 18. 02:27:58.220 --> 02:28:02.550 Number 18, were... collected by Parry, they... 02:28:02.550 --> 02:28:05.530 Pictures are supposed to be in here, they have not been checked out! 02:28:07.450 --> 02:28:09.760 Got ya. Got you motherfucker! 02:28:21.340 --> 02:28:24.150 Wait a minute, what's in this one? Number 11... 02:28:25.242 --> 02:28:27.388 That is, uh, there is a—uh... 02:28:27.388 --> 02:28:30.800 Parry took out—There's a—There should be a testimony in there. 02:28:37.457 --> 02:28:39.441 Interesting... 02:28:41.859 --> 02:28:44.109 Some bags of weed? 02:28:44.109 --> 02:28:48.718 What is this? What—Okay, hold on, what is this, number 19, what's in 19... 02:28:50.131 --> 02:28:52.981 "Unknown Sample..." 02:28:52.981 --> 02:28:55.006 The fuck are you talking about... 02:28:58.076 --> 02:28:59.926 Nothing. 02:29:06.578 --> 02:29:08.136 Is that it? 02:29:17.710 --> 02:29:19.376 Okay... 02:29:21.022 --> 02:29:22.589 Parry. 02:29:29.137 --> 02:29:30.670 Okay. 02:29:31.642 --> 02:29:33.334 Is that it? 02:29:34.569 --> 02:29:36.361 What about the computer? 02:29:41.990 --> 02:29:44.307 I can't, like, play these tapes? 02:29:48.755 --> 02:29:50.405 All—All the— 02:29:51.774 --> 02:29:55.107 Right, it's about the claim to Hathorne House, let's go. 02:29:55.597 --> 02:29:57.772 I got the evidence, where is it? 02:29:58.141 --> 02:30:00.883 I know who did it, lemme call Dad first. 02:30:18.165 --> 02:30:20.315 I'm sure he—I'll hear from him soon. 02:30:20.315 --> 02:30:23.015 Alright, uh, "Who has access to the evidence room?" 02:30:25.613 --> 02:30:27.713 Well, because... 02:30:32.760 --> 02:30:36.151 "Would you mind telling me what you were doing three days ago?" 02:30:39.294 --> 02:30:43.302 All day. I want—I wonder what you ate... for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 02:30:47.060 --> 02:30:50.019 [clicks mouth] Nancy Drew! Junior detective! 02:30:50.019 --> 02:30:52.194 Hands the thing that I made in, like, a 3D printer... 02:30:52.194 --> 02:30:54.669 I flipped it out like an FBI agent... 02:31:05.377 --> 02:31:06.952 Okay. 02:31:08.623 --> 02:31:10.465 No, master! 02:31:15.317 --> 02:31:18.900 "Watching Jason cut out the stump out of my front y—" 02:31:21.320 --> 02:31:23.684 This lady... 02:31:23.684 --> 02:31:25.618 This lady. 02:31:28.521 --> 02:31:30.871 Okay, let's walk out of this room. 02:31:36.727 --> 02:31:39.460 Then call and leave him a message, he's golfing. 02:31:49.871 --> 02:31:51.546 Uh, okay. 02:31:53.630 --> 02:31:55.647 "You've been around town..." I have... 02:31:55.647 --> 02:31:58.239 "...people with minds as small as the town..." 02:31:58.239 --> 02:32:01.447 "... you can only meet so many with the same mindset before you see a pattern..." 02:32:01.447 --> 02:32:02.872 "It's interesting. Something happened?" 02:32:02.872 --> 02:32:05.005 "Nothing much. Uh, sometimes I just wish this place would be a bit—" 02:32:05.005 --> 02:32:09.514 "Sometimes I wish it was larger town, more progressive, imagine a revitalized town." 02:32:09.514 --> 02:32:12.164 Okay, "We can dream...", yeah, sure, goodbye. 02:32:18.358 --> 02:32:21.575 "Motive, motive, we got a motive!" What do you mean, motive... 02:32:21.575 --> 02:32:24.100 [Protesters continues to chant] 02:32:24.100 --> 02:32:26.357 [snickers] 02:32:28.959 --> 02:32:31.176 Why is he parked here? 02:32:34.982 --> 02:32:37.307 I don't even—Why are you parked here? 02:32:41.712 --> 02:32:44.271 Are you—Are you— Are you part of the protest? 02:32:55.501 --> 02:32:57.951 No one sits on a car like this. 02:33:02.682 --> 02:33:06.590 Uh, "Where were you on the night that— that Hathorne House was burned?" 02:33:28.704 --> 02:33:29.829 No. 02:33:30.528 --> 02:33:32.078 Another question. 02:33:34.658 --> 02:33:36.325 Shocking. 02:33:39.386 --> 02:33:41.178 Alright, what were you doing? 02:33:46.986 --> 02:33:48.694 That's true. 02:33:53.735 --> 02:33:56.987 Alright, we have, uh, two witnesses that can corroborated the same story, 02:33:56.987 --> 02:33:59.677 then that must be accurate, unless they're working together. 02:34:05.650 --> 02:34:08.483 Goodbye. Alright, so these two might've—You want a pancake? 02:34:12.768 --> 02:34:16.460 [poorly recorded voice acting] 02:34:19.640 --> 02:34:24.265 Right, alibis... "Gather alibis for the arson," "Investigate the break-in at the courthouse." 02:34:24.265 --> 02:34:28.565 "Get a key to the Hath... the Hatho—the Hathorne House." 02:34:28.676 --> 02:34:33.684 The Hathorne, is it Hat-horne, Ha-thorne, Hay-thorne, how do I pronounce this? 02:34:37.636 --> 02:34:39.486 Is it Hat-horne? 02:34:40.043 --> 02:34:41.293 Ha-thorne? 02:34:41.293 --> 02:34:43.393 Hove—Hay-thorne? 02:35:11.289 --> 02:35:13.772 Here's the thing... 02:35:13.772 --> 02:35:15.031 The— 02:35:15.986 --> 02:35:17.636 You're not gonna— 02:35:18.492 --> 02:35:21.350 If—If there—What, I—I don't think I understand that logic. 02:35:21.350 --> 02:35:23.750 Alright, uh, where—I need to go... 02:35:23.750 --> 02:35:26.558 Uh, did I not investigate the break in good enough? 02:35:28.382 --> 02:35:31.090 I need key... to the house. 02:35:31.090 --> 02:35:33.665 I, uh, wh—where—where's Parry? 02:35:35.343 --> 02:35:37.043 Parry. 02:35:37.407 --> 02:35:40.857 Wh—w... where's this person... 02:35:44.606 --> 02:35:46.522 No, I'm not clicking it. 02:35:48.885 --> 02:35:51.251 Alright, I need to go... I'm gonna go to the museum. 02:35:55.545 --> 02:35:56.820 [phone rings] 02:35:56.820 --> 02:35:59.421 Text. "User has been added to the chat." 02:35:59.421 --> 02:36:02.595 What chat? Did I just get dragged in into an annoying... 02:36:02.595 --> 02:36:07.278 "The famous Nancy Drew, finally arrived to solve our ghostly conundrums." 02:36:07.278 --> 02:36:08.374 "What is this?" 02:36:08.374 --> 02:36:12.820 "Oh, it's a—an obnoxious group chat that you cannot get rid—out of, 02:36:12.820 --> 02:36:17.278 and... we're gonna blow up your phone all fucking day, it's, like, ten people in here." 02:36:17.278 --> 02:36:20.500 "And, if you leave this... conversation, 02:36:20.500 --> 02:36:23.425 then we all know that you didn't wanna be in the first place. 02:36:23.425 --> 02:36:30.366 So you have to... stomach this every single FUCKING day. Every day!" 02:36:34.755 --> 02:36:38.863 Until you're inevitably leave... the conversation, 02:36:38.863 --> 02:36:41.618 and then you text every person that was in that conversation, 02:36:41.618 --> 02:36:46.063 you say, "Hey, my PHONE was stolen, last night." 02:36:46.883 --> 02:36:49.866 "I have—Hey—And I—I have to get a new phone number." 02:36:53.636 --> 02:36:58.836 Wha—Okay—I—I don't—Who—Not— This is just... absolute, just... just gibberish. 02:36:59.622 --> 02:37:02.134 Uhh... [reading the text in a monotonous voice] "We're trying to figure out... 02:37:02.134 --> 02:37:05.347 what could have caused you to see a ghost, maybe an actual ghost." 02:37:05.347 --> 02:37:07.626 "Like this? Only in the good days." 02:37:07.626 --> 02:37:09.297 "Hey, I'm here, you know!" "We know." "We know." 02:37:09.297 --> 02:37:12.047 "Aw cute." "Haha, dude." "I'm gonna go follow some leads." 02:37:12.047 --> 02:37:14.289 "Good luck." "Let us know." Wasting data. 02:37:22.141 --> 02:37:23.900 Is this ready yet? 02:37:28.196 --> 02:37:30.462 It's going good, where were you? 02:37:39.036 --> 02:37:42.061 How do I know that I talked to one, two people? 02:37:53.495 --> 02:37:54.887 What? 02:37:58.782 --> 02:38:02.440 "Crime is... not usually a random occurrence..." 02:38:05.005 --> 02:38:10.255 Is—Is that true? That feels... Yeah, that feels—That's, like, not true. 02:38:11.096 --> 02:38:12.771 [snickers] 02:38:13.086 --> 02:38:19.602 The person that, like, steals your purse, uh, on the sidewalk... is an old family friend. 02:38:21.535 --> 02:38:25.494 Okay, "What's the history behind, uh, the Hathorne estate?" 02:38:27.159 --> 02:38:28.892 That's how you pronounce it. 02:38:32.055 --> 02:38:33.297 Cool. 02:38:47.738 --> 02:38:49.338 Alright, cool. 02:38:50.267 --> 02:38:52.634 "Is the fire somehow related?" 02:39:02.997 --> 02:39:07.022 [nerd voice] "Nah, I think they're just... uh, did it for no reason." 02:39:09.045 --> 02:39:10.707 [nerd voice] "It was a random... crime, 02:39:10.707 --> 02:39:12.217 [nerd voice] you know that most crimes are random, right? 02:39:12.217 --> 02:39:14.362 [nerd voice] Now, why would you even ask me that?" 02:39:40.581 --> 02:39:41.823 Yea. 02:39:50.130 --> 02:39:52.455 "Where were you three nights ago?"

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Jerma Streams - Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem (Part B)