WEBVTT NOTE Paragraph 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.410 - Welcome, everybody, to a game called "The Cabin Factory." 00:00:02.410 --> 00:00:04.062 Now, you are a cabin inspector, 00:00:04.062 --> 00:00:05.729 and you have to go inside each one 00:00:05.729 --> 00:00:07.268 and make sure it's not haunted. 00:00:07.268 --> 00:00:09.291 If it's good, I guess you give it the OK. 00:00:09.291 --> 00:00:11.764 If it's not, I don't know what happens when it's not, 00:00:11.764 --> 00:00:12.825 but we are gonna find out right now 00:00:12.825 --> 00:00:14.371 If you guys cool with that, you down with that, 00:00:14.371 --> 00:00:16.664 everybody get ready and BUCKLE UP 00:00:16.664 --> 00:00:17.610 'CAUSE HERE WE GO! 00:00:17.610 --> 00:00:19.475 Okay, so I'm playing as baby girl. 00:00:22.357 --> 00:00:24.242 I'm tryna tell my people I'm playing as baby girl. 00:00:35.128 --> 00:00:36.128 Thank you. 00:00:37.503 --> 00:00:38.503 Sup, babe. 00:00:54.562 --> 00:00:55.562 I will. 00:00:55.562 --> 00:00:56.901 Professional's my middle name. 00:01:05.730 --> 00:01:07.515 Wait, I started off in the elevator. 00:01:08.024 --> 00:01:10.285 What if I don't accept all the terms and conditions? 00:01:10.708 --> 00:01:12.838 What if there's not horny milfs in my area? 00:01:13.184 --> 00:01:13.873 What if everything-- 00:01:13.873 --> 00:01:15.411 Why is it so damn dark?! 00:01:15.994 --> 00:01:17.286 Anyway... Let's see. 00:01:17.286 --> 00:01:18.344 "Inspect the whole cabin. 00:01:18.344 --> 00:01:21.533 "If haunted, turn back immediately and press [DANGER]. 00:01:21.533 --> 00:01:23.144 "If safe, press [CLEAR]. 00:01:23.144 --> 00:01:25.398 "Any movement means the cabin is haunted." 00:01:25.398 --> 00:01:27.183 "Shift to run." Thank you. 00:01:27.997 --> 00:01:28.458 Oh, cool. 00:01:28.458 --> 00:01:30.758 So the cabins come premade, 00:01:30.758 --> 00:01:32.750 and then you have to inspect them, 00:01:32.750 --> 00:01:34.227 and if something's wrong, 00:01:34.227 --> 00:01:36.470 I run out here like a little bitch that I am 00:01:36.470 --> 00:01:38.020 and I press danger. 00:01:38.469 --> 00:01:39.696 Okay, got it. 00:01:40.006 --> 00:01:41.006 Let's see. 00:01:41.149 --> 00:01:42.592 That's actually so cool. 00:01:43.824 --> 00:01:44.244 Alright. 00:01:44.244 --> 00:01:45.078 First cabin! 00:01:46.028 --> 00:01:47.525 It's pretty chilly in here... 00:01:47.525 --> 00:01:48.367 not gonna lie. 00:01:48.971 --> 00:01:51.002 Thickest teddy bear I've ever seen. 00:01:51.002 --> 00:01:51.645 (gasp) 00:01:51.645 --> 00:01:53.164 Um, who the heck is that? 00:01:54.587 --> 00:01:55.587 What?! 00:01:56.091 --> 00:01:58.214 Did it come premade with a grown ass man?! 00:01:59.488 --> 00:02:00.488 What is that?! 00:02:02.033 --> 00:02:03.033 Wait, what? 00:02:03.880 --> 00:02:06.222 Yo, why is this grown man eating up a croissant? 00:02:07.511 --> 00:02:08.780 I'm so confused. 00:02:10.209 --> 00:02:11.859 Is that supposed to show me what it's like? 00:02:11.859 --> 00:02:14.567 Oh, my God. What is this game already? 00:02:15.951 --> 00:02:17.632 I'm assuming that this is good. 00:02:19.142 --> 00:02:20.776 'Cause... I don't know. 00:02:20.776 --> 00:02:23.753 I'm not supposed to compare it between cabins. 00:02:23.753 --> 00:02:26.049 I'm just supposed to see if there's any movement 00:02:26.049 --> 00:02:27.722 because movement equals haunted 00:02:27.722 --> 00:02:28.965 according to this game. 00:02:29.525 --> 00:02:31.045 Okay, so there is no movement. 00:02:31.689 --> 00:02:33.069 Everything is still. 00:02:33.557 --> 00:02:34.830 Everything is frozen. 00:02:35.303 --> 00:02:37.399 Kind of like my balls because it's so cold in here. 00:02:37.399 --> 00:02:39.399 (shivering) 00:02:39.796 --> 00:02:40.884 Hey, what's goin' on? 00:02:40.884 --> 00:02:41.738 How ya doing? 00:02:41.738 --> 00:02:43.246 You come to this cabin often? 00:02:43.461 --> 00:02:45.038 I think that we're good. 00:02:45.304 --> 00:02:47.334 So, what I'm gonna do, everybody... 00:02:47.681 --> 00:02:49.500 I'm gonna give it the all clear. 00:02:49.761 --> 00:02:51.615 I'm gonna give it three thumbs up. 00:02:52.277 --> 00:02:53.277 There ya go. 00:02:53.523 --> 00:02:54.523 Clear! 00:02:54.733 --> 00:02:56.018 That was kinda cool. 00:02:56.241 --> 00:02:58.522 Hey, hold on. That was actually kind of sick! 00:02:58.974 --> 00:03:00.447 I like this game. 00:03:00.447 --> 00:03:01.495 It turns me on. 00:03:01.767 --> 00:03:02.251 Alright. 00:03:02.251 --> 00:03:03.351 Next cabin! 00:03:03.351 --> 00:03:04.422 Let's do this. 00:03:06.110 --> 00:03:07.249 So far, so good. 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:09.762 So good, so far. 00:03:10.724 --> 00:03:11.724 Any movement? 00:03:12.004 --> 00:03:13.508 Imagine she blinks at me. 00:03:14.475 --> 00:03:15.836 Guy is still frozen. 00:03:17.488 --> 00:03:18.973 No radio playing. 00:03:20.519 --> 00:03:21.519 Everything's cool. 00:03:22.696 --> 00:03:23.696 Yup. 00:03:24.179 --> 00:03:24.933 What about upstairs? 00:03:24.933 --> 00:03:25.872 Can I go in here? 00:03:26.977 --> 00:03:28.277 How come I can't open that? 00:03:28.995 --> 00:03:29.995 What about here? 00:03:31.534 --> 00:03:32.830 I don't notice anything. 00:03:34.816 --> 00:03:35.816 Yeah... 00:03:35.975 --> 00:03:36.952 Nothing w-- 00:03:36.952 --> 00:03:37.921 Hey! 00:03:39.140 --> 00:03:40.140 Yo... 00:03:41.958 --> 00:03:43.647 Oh, that is freaky, dude. 00:03:44.743 --> 00:03:46.627 "I'mma real boy" type shit. 00:03:46.994 --> 00:03:47.994 I gotta go. 00:03:48.250 --> 00:03:49.235 I gotta get out of here, 00:03:49.235 --> 00:03:50.423 that's actually freaky. 00:03:50.528 --> 00:03:51.247 Okay. 00:03:51.247 --> 00:03:54.216 So that one, we put "DANGER" 00:03:54.432 --> 00:03:56.183 because dude's toes were moving. 00:03:56.183 --> 00:03:58.771 So I only have to inspect eight cabins. 00:03:58.979 --> 00:04:00.287 Alright. I gotchu. 00:04:00.414 --> 00:04:02.002 One-take Jay's in the building, everybody. 00:04:02.002 --> 00:04:05.252 I clocked in, I'm not clocking out until I one-take Jay this shit. 00:04:05.743 --> 00:04:06.743 So, here we go. 00:04:06.743 --> 00:04:08.743 (loud radio static) 00:04:09.407 --> 00:04:11.068 That means it's haunted, right? 00:05:02.437 --> 00:05:03.437 Okay. 00:05:03.999 --> 00:05:05.307 That means it's haunted, right? 00:05:05.307 --> 00:05:08.495 There's no way that a premade cabin would be playing audio 00:05:08.495 --> 00:05:10.161 of a family that died in a cabin, right? 00:05:10.161 --> 00:05:10.984 (wrong buzz) 00:05:10.984 --> 00:05:12.497 Wait, I'm wrong?! 00:05:13.509 --> 00:05:14.509 Wait! 00:05:15.723 --> 00:05:18.507 How is that not something wrong with the thing? 00:05:19.464 --> 00:05:21.533 Okay, I guess we got it wrong, everybody. 00:05:21.769 --> 00:05:22.769 That's on me. 00:05:22.769 --> 00:05:23.734 That's my fault. 00:05:24.358 --> 00:05:26.116 I'm not gonna let that happen again. 00:05:26.993 --> 00:05:27.778 Umm... 00:05:27.778 --> 00:05:28.624 What is this? 00:05:29.764 --> 00:05:31.399 (door creaking) 00:05:32.743 --> 00:05:34.193 (rhythmic thumping) 00:05:42.510 --> 00:05:43.510 Yo?! 00:05:46.892 --> 00:05:48.161 Who's up there?! 00:05:48.533 --> 00:05:50.218 Oh, my God. The guy's gone. 00:05:51.754 --> 00:05:53.027 Yo, where'd he go?! 00:05:54.230 --> 00:05:55.530 'Scuse me, sir?! 00:05:57.492 --> 00:05:58.492 Oh, fuck. 00:06:01.763 --> 00:06:02.763 Where'd he go? 00:06:04.274 --> 00:06:05.509 Man of the house?! 00:06:06.969 --> 00:06:07.969 Boy? 00:06:09.998 --> 00:06:11.429 Yo, where is this bitch? 00:06:12.541 --> 00:06:14.387 So this is supposed to be house. 00:06:14.916 --> 00:06:15.916 Is that me? 00:06:18.228 --> 00:06:19.586 I gotta go, bro. 00:06:19.989 --> 00:06:21.570 It's so haunted. 00:06:21.925 --> 00:06:22.925 I gotta go. 00:06:23.414 --> 00:06:24.414 Hold on. 00:06:24.414 --> 00:06:25.353 Did we see anything, though? 00:06:25.353 --> 00:06:26.510 Where's that man at? 00:06:26.699 --> 00:06:27.995 Where's your man's at? 00:06:27.995 --> 00:06:29.214 Haunted. (correct ding) 00:06:29.454 --> 00:06:30.454 Okay. 00:06:30.739 --> 00:06:32.019 Yo, this game's freaky. 00:06:32.019 --> 00:06:33.054 No time to think, 00:06:33.963 --> 00:06:34.963 I like it. 00:06:35.500 --> 00:06:37.265 So no more thing in the middle... 00:06:38.007 --> 00:06:39.245 Guy's still there. 00:06:39.752 --> 00:06:40.752 What about you? 00:06:41.250 --> 00:06:42.784 Still looking... fine? 00:06:42.998 --> 00:06:44.002 I-- I don't know, everybody. 00:06:44.002 --> 00:06:45.514 Beauty is subjective, okay? 00:06:45.514 --> 00:06:46.196 It's not my fault. 00:06:46.196 --> 00:06:47.462 It's not my fault that I think she's fine. 00:06:47.462 --> 00:06:48.785 Oh, my...! 00:06:52.001 --> 00:06:53.001 Wait... 00:06:55.013 --> 00:06:56.294 They said movement. 00:06:57.934 --> 00:06:58.934 So... 00:06:59.249 --> 00:07:00.753 There's no movement. 00:07:01.512 --> 00:07:03.808 Let me see if that theory is correct. 00:07:04.249 --> 00:07:06.799 Because it's just upside-down. 00:07:07.217 --> 00:07:09.013 But that doesn't mean that there's movement. 00:07:09.013 --> 00:07:11.013 It said, "If haunted, turn back immediately..." 00:07:11.013 --> 00:07:13.028 "Any movement means the cabin's haunted." 00:07:13.028 --> 00:07:14.505 (correct ding) Yes! 00:07:14.727 --> 00:07:15.727 I was right! 00:07:16.020 --> 00:07:16.747 Okay. 00:07:16.747 --> 00:07:19.501 Just because things are in a different place than they were, 00:07:19.501 --> 00:07:21.466 doesn't mean that it's haunted, 00:07:21.466 --> 00:07:23.986 which makes no sense because if something's moved around-- 00:07:23.986 --> 00:07:25.997 actually, it could have been premade that way. 00:07:25.997 --> 00:07:27.516 But why would you premake a cabin 00:07:27.516 --> 00:07:29.978 with some little girl hanging upside-down, 00:07:29.978 --> 00:07:31.270 which looks creepy as fuck? 00:07:31.270 --> 00:07:32.678 I have no idea. 00:07:33.051 --> 00:07:35.209 But movement means haunted. 00:07:35.757 --> 00:07:36.757 Gotchu. 00:07:37.673 --> 00:07:38.673 What is that? 00:07:39.138 --> 00:07:40.776 Oh, I didn't even know I could see up there. 00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:43.420 Okay... 00:07:44.196 --> 00:07:45.196 Hm... 00:07:45.728 --> 00:07:47.128 Everything looks good here. 00:07:48.452 --> 00:07:51.360 Seem like she got, like, some kind of thing on her eye. 00:07:52.980 --> 00:07:55.149 But maybe I'm just thinking things? 00:07:56.767 --> 00:07:57.767 Nothing here. 00:07:58.706 --> 00:07:59.706 Okay... 00:07:59.706 --> 00:08:01.053 What about my man's? 00:08:01.522 --> 00:08:02.522 He's not moving? 00:08:02.724 --> 00:08:04.651 He's really thinking about eating that croissant. 00:08:05.483 --> 00:08:06.891 Where's the girl at? 00:08:07.958 --> 00:08:09.800 I didn't even know that there was a girl, to be honest. 00:08:11.460 --> 00:08:12.460 Where'd she go? 00:08:13.420 --> 00:08:14.524 Anybody move in here? 00:08:15.727 --> 00:08:17.039 I don't think anybody's moving. 00:08:18.277 --> 00:08:19.277 Okay. 00:08:19.995 --> 00:08:21.776 So no movement so far. 00:08:22.002 --> 00:08:24.033 Now that we know that there's a little girl in here, though... 00:08:24.998 --> 00:08:26.317 Where the hell is her character? 00:08:27.514 --> 00:08:28.248 I'm not seeing it... 00:08:28.248 --> 00:08:29.387 (screaming) Oh, my...! 00:08:29.387 --> 00:08:30.133 Bruh! 00:08:30.133 --> 00:08:32.133 (door creaking) 00:08:34.782 --> 00:08:36.244 You gotta be joking. 00:08:37.727 --> 00:08:38.727 What? 00:08:40.476 --> 00:08:41.803 Where in the medieval...? 00:08:43.508 --> 00:08:44.508 Where am I? 00:08:46.933 --> 00:08:48.126 What is this shit?! 00:08:49.071 --> 00:08:50.071 'Scuse me? 00:08:51.477 --> 00:08:52.269 Eugh... 00:08:53.236 --> 00:08:54.240 What the heck? 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:56.356 Bro, how do you not have nightmares every night? 00:08:56.356 --> 00:08:57.867 Is that your mom's for real, like? 00:08:57.867 --> 00:08:59.744 No way that's your mom's! 00:09:00.502 --> 00:09:02.110 I gotta go, bro. 00:09:02.984 --> 00:09:04.373 I gotta go. 00:09:04.723 --> 00:09:05.923 (door slamming shut) Oh, shoot. 00:09:06.513 --> 00:09:07.275 Huh?! What the heck? 00:09:07.275 --> 00:09:08.479 I'm a little girl?! 00:09:10.764 --> 00:09:12.061 That don't make sense. 00:09:12.061 --> 00:09:12.964 Greta and Hans...? 00:09:23.298 --> 00:09:24.298 (girly voice) Yeah. 00:09:36.455 --> 00:09:38.070 Dude, this is creepy! 00:09:39.804 --> 00:09:40.804 Oh! 00:09:41.425 --> 00:09:42.882 What? What are you doing? 00:09:43.239 --> 00:09:44.239 Ma'am? 00:09:44.509 --> 00:09:45.605 What the...? 00:09:45.605 --> 00:09:46.505 What are you...? 00:09:47.444 --> 00:09:49.148 Okay. It's definitely haunt-- 00:09:49.945 --> 00:09:50.945 Huh?! 00:09:51.471 --> 00:09:52.471 No... 00:09:52.933 --> 00:09:56.044 So I have to run away or it's gonna restart?! 00:09:56.948 --> 00:09:59.471 Aww, boo! 00:09:59.471 --> 00:10:01.113 Dude, this game is kinda cool, though. 00:10:01.802 --> 00:10:03.171 Not gonna lie to you. 00:10:04.245 --> 00:10:06.422 So the mom did something to the kids, though? 00:10:06.996 --> 00:10:08.661 That's actually disturbing. 00:10:09.033 --> 00:10:10.375 Why is my nose so itchy? 00:10:10.375 --> 00:10:11.379 I think it's fear. 00:10:11.522 --> 00:10:13.434 You know, like, when your nose is itchy out of fear? 00:10:13.434 --> 00:10:15.034 Oh, wait. Nobody has that but me? 00:10:15.280 --> 00:10:16.280 Okay. 00:10:16.757 --> 00:10:18.568 Dude, that's creepy as shit, though. 00:10:19.493 --> 00:10:20.640 No movement? 00:10:21.479 --> 00:10:23.225 I'm not feeling any movement. 00:10:24.001 --> 00:10:25.778 Not sensing anything disturbing. 00:10:27.002 --> 00:10:29.291 I guess I was supposed to avoid that creepy ass lady. 00:10:29.965 --> 00:10:31.172 So let's make this quick. 00:10:31.172 --> 00:10:32.388 (wrong buzz) I was wrong. 00:10:32.388 --> 00:10:33.007 Here we go! 00:10:33.752 --> 00:10:34.752 Hold on. 00:10:34.752 --> 00:10:36.271 The teddy bear is giant. 00:10:36.952 --> 00:10:37.941 Heh! 00:10:37.941 --> 00:10:38.981 Oh! 00:10:39.239 --> 00:10:40.978 But that doesn't mean it's haunted, right?! 00:10:42.204 --> 00:10:43.793 That doesn't mean it's haunted. 00:10:44.237 --> 00:10:46.195 That just means that there's a shitload of these things. 00:10:46.195 --> 00:10:48.963 If I'm going by what the description of this game is... 00:10:50.110 --> 00:10:51.110 I think. 00:10:52.085 --> 00:10:52.835 Hold on. 00:10:52.835 --> 00:10:53.454 Okay. 00:10:54.501 --> 00:10:55.786 Yeah, there is movement. 00:10:56.184 --> 00:10:58.018 because these things are moving. 00:10:58.947 --> 00:11:01.628 So they move in places that they weren't before. 00:11:01.628 --> 00:11:03.291 So definitely danger. (correct ding) 00:11:03.431 --> 00:11:04.431 Okay. 00:11:04.431 --> 00:11:06.020 Now, it's all making sense. 00:11:06.236 --> 00:11:08.267 I mean, it should've made sense from the beginning, 00:11:08.267 --> 00:11:10.486 but sometimes I'm too stupid to understand. 00:11:10.736 --> 00:11:11.998 But, now... 00:11:11.998 --> 00:11:13.190 I'm locked in. 00:11:13.289 --> 00:11:15.655 I'm so locked in that I'm freaking locked out. 00:11:15.655 --> 00:11:16.820 Isn't that right? 00:11:17.734 --> 00:11:18.734 No? 00:11:19.067 --> 00:11:20.525 You're not doing anything to me? 00:11:21.232 --> 00:11:23.116 Do you really want to hurt me vibes? 00:11:24.269 --> 00:11:25.412 Are you moving? 00:11:25.993 --> 00:11:26.993 You ain't moving. 00:11:27.756 --> 00:11:28.756 Are you moving? 00:11:29.285 --> 00:11:30.727 Is anybody moving? 00:11:30.949 --> 00:11:32.292 We're all staying here? 00:11:32.766 --> 00:11:35.289 Okay, not moving the feet, not moving the toes... 00:11:35.919 --> 00:11:37.116 Oh, my God. 00:11:38.474 --> 00:11:39.474 You serious, dude? 00:11:40.285 --> 00:11:41.688 You serious, my boy? 00:11:41.828 --> 00:11:43.044 Ohh, okay. 00:11:44.014 --> 00:11:46.118 Yeah. Yeah, move that head then. 00:11:46.412 --> 00:11:47.412 Gotchu. 00:11:47.744 --> 00:11:49.032 I gotchu, big dog. 00:11:49.032 --> 00:11:51.048 Ha. Looking at me like that, why? 00:11:51.048 --> 00:11:52.725 Huh? You wanna size me up? 00:11:52.725 --> 00:11:53.597 Man to man? 00:11:53.597 --> 00:11:54.597 Danger! (correct ding) 00:11:54.597 --> 00:11:55.501 Let's go! 00:11:55.713 --> 00:11:56.713 Four out of eight. 00:11:57.669 --> 00:11:58.669 Oh, boy! 00:11:58.669 --> 00:11:59.369 C'mon! 00:11:59.709 --> 00:12:00.709 Let's go, Jay. 00:12:01.201 --> 00:12:02.605 Why are my hands sweaty? 00:12:03.450 --> 00:12:04.723 It's not even that creepy. 00:12:04.723 --> 00:12:05.900 It's a little creepy. 00:12:06.301 --> 00:12:07.563 Not gonna lie to you. 00:12:08.216 --> 00:12:08.977 She's not moving-- 00:12:08.977 --> 00:12:11.216 why do I keep going close to that painting, though? 00:12:11.976 --> 00:12:13.510 I need to calm down with that. 00:12:14.236 --> 00:12:15.117 'Cause one of these times, 00:12:15.117 --> 00:12:17.055 that painting's probably gonna move out. 00:12:17.055 --> 00:12:19.083 It's probably gonna jump out at me or some shit. 00:12:19.942 --> 00:12:20.942 No? 00:12:21.389 --> 00:12:22.027 Wait. 00:12:22.027 --> 00:12:22.743 Did you move? 00:12:23.778 --> 00:12:25.793 I swear I saw you move a little bit. 00:12:26.654 --> 00:12:27.654 No? 00:12:27.654 --> 00:12:28.431 Alright. What about down here? 00:12:28.431 --> 00:12:30.781 Oh, my God! Lady, please don't! 00:12:30.781 --> 00:12:33.016 Don't come after me! Don't, don't, don't... 00:12:33.212 --> 00:12:35.389 Didn't I just say that one of these times, 00:12:35.389 --> 00:12:37.016 she's gonna come out of the painting? 00:12:39.427 --> 00:12:40.600 Oh! 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:41.485 Run! 00:12:41.485 --> 00:12:43.793 Run, run, run, run... 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:46.840 Holy, crap. (correct ding) 00:12:46.840 --> 00:12:48.797 Oh, my God. I had to avoid her. 00:12:48.797 --> 00:12:50.201 I got the chills, bro. 00:12:50.201 --> 00:12:52.259 I got-- Dude, I legitimately got the chills. 00:12:52.259 --> 00:12:53.763 but I'm not showing 'cause I'm not flexing. 00:12:53.763 --> 00:12:54.509 You know what? 00:12:54.509 --> 00:12:57.509 I can already see inside the cabin that the lady's face isn't there. 00:12:58.789 --> 00:12:59.755 Umm... 00:12:59.755 --> 00:13:00.770 That's not good. 00:13:03.115 --> 00:13:05.492 That is so not good. 00:13:06.735 --> 00:13:08.251 Oh, my goodness. 00:13:10.262 --> 00:13:11.608 Please, don't do this to me. 00:13:11.608 --> 00:13:13.093 Let's get this bread, lady. 00:13:13.646 --> 00:13:14.500 Let's really get this-- 00:13:14.500 --> 00:13:15.554 dude... 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:16.960 Really? 00:13:17.753 --> 00:13:19.584 Oh, this is crazy. 00:13:20.456 --> 00:13:22.041 Okay, so... 00:13:22.215 --> 00:13:24.177 there is no movement. 00:13:24.347 --> 00:13:26.758 Unless-- I can't even crouch down. 00:13:28.253 --> 00:13:30.288 Okay... Well... 00:13:30.576 --> 00:13:31.576 Are you moving? 00:13:32.769 --> 00:13:34.027 You're all still. 00:13:34.961 --> 00:13:35.961 I think. 00:13:36.484 --> 00:13:37.484 Yeah? 00:13:39.034 --> 00:13:40.034 Everybody still? 00:13:40.956 --> 00:13:43.310 So that means no anomaly. 00:13:44.473 --> 00:13:46.227 Because nobody moved. 00:13:47.027 --> 00:13:49.065 Unless-- 'cause I really don't wanna fuck this up. 00:13:50.249 --> 00:13:51.511 Let me see one more time. 00:13:52.239 --> 00:13:53.828 Nobody's head is following me? 00:13:54.766 --> 00:13:56.612 Okay, getting no head movement. 00:13:57.241 --> 00:13:58.791 You didn't grab the bread. 00:13:59.485 --> 00:14:00.819 You're still sitting there. 00:14:01.975 --> 00:14:03.867 So movement. Movement. Movement. 00:14:03.867 --> 00:14:04.893 Remember that, Jay. 00:14:05.262 --> 00:14:06.262 Okay? 00:14:07.259 --> 00:14:08.759 So, I'm gonna say... 00:14:09.284 --> 00:14:10.338 All clear 00:14:10.338 --> 00:14:11.751 'cause nobody's moving. 00:14:11.845 --> 00:14:12.845 Yes! 00:14:13.317 --> 00:14:14.317 Okay! 00:14:14.558 --> 00:14:16.043 I understand it now! 00:14:16.525 --> 00:14:17.990 Let's freaking go. 00:14:18.933 --> 00:14:19.356 C'mon. 00:14:19.356 --> 00:14:20.952 Oh, the lady's picture's back. 00:14:22.741 --> 00:14:23.741 (radio static) Hm... 00:14:28.657 --> 00:14:29.515 We heard that before. 00:14:29.515 --> 00:14:31.515 Okay, so I learned my lesson, everybody. 00:14:31.515 --> 00:14:34.199 We clicked "DANGER" with the radio thing before... 00:14:34.763 --> 00:14:38.121 but, now, there is no danger with that radio 00:14:38.121 --> 00:14:40.121 so we are going to say clear. 00:14:40.627 --> 00:14:41.627 Nice. 00:14:41.828 --> 00:14:42.828 Okay. 00:14:42.979 --> 00:14:44.256 Hopefully, we get it with this one. 00:14:44.256 --> 00:14:45.998 This is a sick ass game, dude. 00:14:46.470 --> 00:14:47.739 I like this game. 00:14:50.303 --> 00:14:51.303 Okay... 00:14:51.735 --> 00:14:53.024 I am nervous, though. 00:14:53.906 --> 00:14:54.906 I will say. 00:14:56.704 --> 00:14:58.515 C'mon, make this shit easy for me. 00:14:58.754 --> 00:14:59.754 Oh! 00:15:02.499 --> 00:15:03.499 Okay. 00:15:04.264 --> 00:15:04.975 Okay. 00:15:05.081 --> 00:15:06.004 Okay. 00:15:06.004 --> 00:15:06.800 Gotchu. 00:15:07.392 --> 00:15:08.622 Phew... 00:15:08.953 --> 00:15:11.326 So danger because that hand was definitely moving. 00:15:11.326 --> 00:15:11.892 Got it! 00:15:13.358 --> 00:15:14.358 Yeah! 00:15:14.642 --> 00:15:15.642 Thank you! 00:15:16.033 --> 00:15:18.153 It's my first day on the job! 00:15:18.819 --> 00:15:19.946 I really appre-- 00:15:21.798 --> 00:15:22.798 What? 00:15:23.291 --> 00:15:25.041 Is that door haunted? I mean, it opened by itself, 00:15:25.041 --> 00:15:26.222 like, who's watching me? 00:15:27.277 --> 00:15:29.038 Who's watching me do this?! 00:15:29.947 --> 00:15:32.570 I'm employee of the month and I've only been here for a day. 00:15:32.768 --> 00:15:33.768 Get good. 00:15:33.768 --> 00:15:37.102 "Good Job. It's time to go home. Your Cabin Factory family." 00:15:37.963 --> 00:15:39.290 I can't believe I did that. 00:15:39.743 --> 00:15:41.219 I really did that! 00:15:41.219 --> 00:15:42.772 Not one-take Jay, though. 00:15:42.772 --> 00:15:44.534 But let's pretend that it was one-take Jay. 00:15:44.724 --> 00:15:46.385 I kinda want to see more anomalies. 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:48.529 (upbeat rock music playing) 00:15:58.167 --> 00:16:00.525 Okay, after seeing that, I want to see no more anomalies. 00:16:00.723 --> 00:16:01.723 Wait, what? 00:16:02.224 --> 00:16:03.540 "Finished the work day?" 00:16:04.797 --> 00:16:06.493 Oh, this is cool. 00:16:06.739 --> 00:16:08.270 We get extra stuff? 00:16:10.986 --> 00:16:11.986 I don't get it. 00:16:13.267 --> 00:16:16.752 "A game by International Cat Studios." 00:16:18.748 --> 00:16:20.055 Interesting... 00:16:21.023 --> 00:16:22.315 Why do we have that picture? 00:16:26.118 --> 00:16:26.633 Huh. 00:16:26.633 --> 00:16:27.541 I'm still the lady. 00:16:29.608 --> 00:16:31.801 I was thinking maybe we were Greta? 00:16:32.753 --> 00:16:34.199 And we grew up? 00:16:34.484 --> 00:16:36.392 But I know that Hansel and Greta 00:16:36.392 --> 00:16:38.495 is, like, a fairy tale story, right? 00:16:38.495 --> 00:16:39.872 Like a scary one? 00:16:40.074 --> 00:16:41.689 (door creaking open) 00:16:41.689 --> 00:16:42.835 Oh, my goodness. 00:16:45.263 --> 00:16:46.567 Oh, that's disturbing. 00:16:50.331 --> 00:16:51.601 "Thank you for playing." 00:16:52.476 --> 00:16:54.080 Damn, we really did that. 00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:55.972 We really beat that so easy. 00:16:55.972 --> 00:16:56.622 Alright... 00:16:56.726 --> 00:16:58.795 Let's see what other ones we can find. 00:16:59.988 --> 00:17:01.895 Oh, my goodness. 00:17:03.647 --> 00:17:05.316 What are you doing out there, bitch?! 00:17:05.623 --> 00:17:08.250 So that doesn't mean it's haunted because he's not moving! 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:09.759 Right? 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:11.276 He kind of just standing there. 00:17:11.276 --> 00:17:13.868 Looking like somebody farted too and that's why he's outside. 00:17:13.868 --> 00:17:15.484 He's like, "Who did that?! 00:17:15.484 --> 00:17:16.899 "Was it you Hansel?! 00:17:16.899 --> 00:17:18.222 "Was it you Greta?!" 00:17:18.222 --> 00:17:19.734 Let me see if he moves with us. 00:17:20.204 --> 00:17:21.873 If we go up here, will he move? 00:17:22.477 --> 00:17:23.477 Let me see. 00:17:24.243 --> 00:17:26.001 Okay, he's still there. 00:17:26.490 --> 00:17:27.490 What the heck? 00:17:27.490 --> 00:17:29.493 So does that count as a haunted cabin? 00:17:29.493 --> 00:17:32.013 I mean, his bitch ass is literally right outside, right? 00:17:32.981 --> 00:17:33.512 Let me see. 00:17:33.512 --> 00:17:34.527 Oh, whoops. 00:17:34.988 --> 00:17:36.484 Okay. Uhh... 00:17:36.963 --> 00:17:37.963 Danger? (wrong buzz) 00:17:38.248 --> 00:17:39.744 That's not danger. 00:17:40.249 --> 00:17:41.649 I don't understand that. 00:17:42.247 --> 00:17:43.743 So that just means he's standing out there, 00:17:43.743 --> 00:17:45.305 but it's not haunted? 00:17:45.762 --> 00:17:46.762 Okay... 00:17:46.967 --> 00:17:48.224 I guess... 00:17:48.814 --> 00:17:50.499 Feel like-- Oh, my goodness. 00:17:50.499 --> 00:17:51.245 He's outside. 00:17:52.237 --> 00:17:53.137 Bro, he's outside. 00:17:53.137 --> 00:17:55.194 So-- So that's danger, right? 00:17:55.487 --> 00:17:56.899 'Cause that's gotta be danger. 00:17:57.488 --> 00:17:59.065 That's not danger? 00:18:00.497 --> 00:18:01.489 Where is he? 00:18:01.489 --> 00:18:02.489 Oh, my God! 00:18:03.208 --> 00:18:04.015 No! 00:18:04.015 --> 00:18:05.765 Hey, hey, hey, hey...! 00:18:09.015 --> 00:18:09.984 I don't get that! 00:18:09.984 --> 00:18:11.091 Okay... 00:18:11.427 --> 00:18:12.427 This again?! 00:18:12.725 --> 00:18:13.725 This again?! 00:18:14.990 --> 00:18:16.028 Okay, fine... 00:18:16.028 --> 00:18:16.901 Let's go. 00:18:17.760 --> 00:18:18.760 So... 00:18:19.490 --> 00:18:21.871 What I need to do, I need to get away from this lady. 00:18:22.464 --> 00:18:24.507 But there's no way I'm gonna outrun her. 00:18:24.507 --> 00:18:25.418 Alright, here we go. 00:18:26.502 --> 00:18:27.698 So we need to run. 00:18:28.011 --> 00:18:29.011 What the heck?1 00:18:29.765 --> 00:18:31.031 Yo, what the heck?! 00:18:31.950 --> 00:18:33.431 Go, go, go, go...! 00:18:34.654 --> 00:18:36.020 Go! Go! 00:18:36.531 --> 00:18:38.551 Holy, crap! 00:18:39.490 --> 00:18:42.321 Dude, why is she so freaking fast in those high heels?! 00:18:42.707 --> 00:18:43.707 Danger! (correct ding) 00:18:44.096 --> 00:18:45.096 Goodness! 00:18:45.475 --> 00:18:46.509 That's how haunted it is? 00:18:46.509 --> 00:18:48.656 I didn't even notice those people up there. 00:18:49.021 --> 00:18:50.786 What the heck? They're just watching me? 00:18:50.958 --> 00:18:54.470 They're just watching me get this psychological trauma. 00:18:54.721 --> 00:18:55.744 There's... Oh, man. 00:18:55.744 --> 00:18:57.083 She's already looking at me, bruh. 00:18:58.247 --> 00:18:59.889 She's already looking at me, bro. 00:19:01.999 --> 00:19:03.784 Oh, my God... 00:19:03.993 --> 00:19:06.874 It looked like she's actually behind the painting, bro. 00:19:08.629 --> 00:19:10.517 Like... That painting doesn't exist. 00:19:10.517 --> 00:19:12.279 She's actually behind that. 00:19:12.773 --> 00:19:13.773 I gotta go. 00:19:14.244 --> 00:19:15.244 I gotta go. 00:19:16.473 --> 00:19:20.049 Oh, my goodness. That is so freaking scary, dude. 00:19:21.069 --> 00:19:22.850 Why is that terrifying? 00:19:24.178 --> 00:19:25.178 The chills... 00:19:25.178 --> 00:19:28.386 they can't even-- I can't even describe the chills. 00:19:28.386 --> 00:19:29.843 I'm stuttering right now. 00:19:30.487 --> 00:19:32.972 This game doesn't have any, like, loud jump scares, 00:19:32.972 --> 00:19:33.995 but, trust me. 00:19:34.655 --> 00:19:36.243 Wait, are you looking at me again? 00:19:36.590 --> 00:19:39.536 Like, didn't it look like she was actually 00:19:39.536 --> 00:19:41.496 behind, like, the painting thing? 00:19:41.496 --> 00:19:44.670 Like, it was carved out and then she was actually standing in it? 00:19:44.985 --> 00:19:47.727 That's what it looked like because this actually looks like a painting 00:19:47.727 --> 00:19:50.489 'cause you can kind of see, like, the light reflecting on it. 00:19:50.677 --> 00:19:53.254 But then, in the other one, it looked like she was actually there. 00:19:53.254 --> 00:19:55.508 So this one is good. 00:19:56.043 --> 00:19:57.043 Yes. 00:19:58.189 --> 00:19:59.189 Next up. 00:20:00.430 --> 00:20:03.564 I always look at that painting first before I go in, everybody. 00:20:04.283 --> 00:20:05.906 That's the first thing that I do. 00:20:07.237 --> 00:20:08.237 Wait... 00:20:08.500 --> 00:20:09.775 The bear is fine. 00:20:10.977 --> 00:20:12.239 Lady's fine too. 00:20:13.749 --> 00:20:15.120 Don't see any movement. 00:20:15.997 --> 00:20:17.189 How about you, sir? 00:20:17.189 --> 00:20:18.254 Wait. 00:20:19.011 --> 00:20:20.011 That's moving. 00:20:21.744 --> 00:20:22.954 The curtain's moving. 00:20:26.257 --> 00:20:27.795 I promise you, that curtain is moving. 00:20:28.509 --> 00:20:29.509 Look. 00:20:30.515 --> 00:20:31.515 Okay. 00:20:32.027 --> 00:20:34.536 So if the curtain's moving, that means it's haunted? 00:20:35.445 --> 00:20:36.919 That's gotta be it. 00:20:37.315 --> 00:20:38.757 (correct ding) Yay. 00:20:39.450 --> 00:20:41.999 Alright. I thought I was overthinking things, 00:20:41.999 --> 00:20:43.936 but the curtain was moving just a little bit. 00:20:44.132 --> 00:20:45.756 The tiniest little sliver. 00:20:48.734 --> 00:20:49.734 Hm. 00:20:51.008 --> 00:20:52.900 Yeah, because I've been inspecting these cabins. 00:20:54.472 --> 00:20:55.472 Oh, wait. 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:56.979 They're still moving. 00:20:57.749 --> 00:20:59.221 What was the danger? 00:21:00.529 --> 00:21:02.009 Bro, I'm a danger to myself. 00:21:03.502 --> 00:21:04.342 Feel like I'm just doing-- 00:21:04.342 --> 00:21:05.178 Ah! 00:21:07.946 --> 00:21:08.946 Ha. 00:21:10.562 --> 00:21:13.018 I don't like it when it just changes like that. 00:21:13.221 --> 00:21:14.221 Oh, crap! 00:21:15.499 --> 00:21:17.223 Oh, shoot! Hey, bro, you alright?! 00:21:18.444 --> 00:21:20.120 Hey, you want me to call 911?! 00:21:20.996 --> 00:21:21.996 Oh! 00:21:22.472 --> 00:21:23.472 Okay... 00:21:23.785 --> 00:21:24.785 Damn! 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:26.200 My bad! 00:21:26.969 --> 00:21:27.969 Hold on... 00:21:29.429 --> 00:21:30.429 What? 00:21:32.499 --> 00:21:34.003 Are y'all seeing this? 00:21:34.952 --> 00:21:36.720 Nobody's gonna call 911? 00:21:36.971 --> 00:21:38.667 Hey, any two of you got a cell phone? 00:21:39.741 --> 00:21:40.741 Wow. 00:21:40.942 --> 00:21:41.942 Okay. 00:21:46.316 --> 00:21:48.428 I'm gonna go get some help. 00:21:49.061 --> 00:21:51.037 I'mma get some help for you two kids, alright? 00:21:57.276 --> 00:21:58.276 So... 00:21:58.465 --> 00:22:00.090 There was no... 00:22:00.090 --> 00:22:01.090 I don't know. 00:22:01.767 --> 00:22:02.767 (correct ding) Okay. 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:03.992 Okay. 00:22:03.992 --> 00:22:05.893 So, it was-- it was danger. 00:22:06.241 --> 00:22:07.909 'Cause I was, like, did that actually happen 00:22:07.909 --> 00:22:10.065 or were we just thinking things? 00:22:10.476 --> 00:22:12.860 But I guess it did happen, so that is a danger. 00:22:13.256 --> 00:22:14.560 That's not even haunted. 00:22:15.004 --> 00:22:18.064 Bro, we just, like, jumping through dimensions or some shit. 00:22:19.298 --> 00:22:21.290 (gasp) Oh, my God! 00:22:34.998 --> 00:22:36.238 (slow exhale) 00:22:40.246 --> 00:22:42.070 What the fuck?! 00:22:42.531 --> 00:22:44.095 What the heck? 00:22:45.157 --> 00:22:48.485 Oh, my goodness. That is so freaking creepy. 00:22:48.485 --> 00:22:51.025 That is so freaking creepy, I can't-- I can't... 00:22:51.662 --> 00:22:53.222 Come on, everybody, I can't do this-- 00:22:53.222 --> 00:22:54.998 (gasp) I can't do this no more! 00:22:54.998 --> 00:22:56.738 No, no, no, no... Bro, bro, bro... 00:22:57.022 --> 00:22:58.350 Bro, bro, bro, bro? 00:22:59.235 --> 00:23:00.235 No... 00:23:00.235 --> 00:23:02.285 So I clicked danger last time. 00:23:03.461 --> 00:23:06.429 So that means we are good this time. 00:23:07.013 --> 00:23:08.013 (correct ding) Yes! 00:23:08.274 --> 00:23:09.576 Where's my balloons?! 00:23:09.576 --> 00:23:10.976 Give me my shit! 00:23:11.096 --> 00:23:12.427 That's what I do! 00:23:12.427 --> 00:23:13.879 Where's my raise at, huh?! 00:23:13.879 --> 00:23:16.346 I'm leaving here with a duffel full of money! 00:23:16.346 --> 00:23:17.419 A duffy! 00:23:17.419 --> 00:23:18.855 A Louis V duffy! 00:23:18.940 --> 00:23:20.301 Ya understand me?! 00:23:20.301 --> 00:23:21.541 Come on, now! 00:23:21.733 --> 00:23:23.129 Open that door for me! 00:23:23.225 --> 00:23:24.225 Talk to me! 00:23:24.455 --> 00:23:25.455 Wait, what? 00:23:26.219 --> 00:23:27.595 Hold on, we have more? 00:23:28.445 --> 00:23:29.865 But wait, there's more? 00:23:30.712 --> 00:23:32.396 Oh, wait. We still going. 00:23:33.238 --> 00:23:35.278 Wait, what? Where's my Louis V duffy? 00:23:37.703 --> 00:23:39.147 Alright, guess not. 00:23:40.517 --> 00:23:41.897 Guess we just keep going. 00:23:42.744 --> 00:23:44.444 I'll do this one more time, everybody. 00:23:44.746 --> 00:23:46.090 If I lose, I lose. 00:23:47.254 --> 00:23:48.254 If I... 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:51.184 If I lose, I... 00:23:52.749 --> 00:23:54.161 If I lose, I lose? 00:23:56.536 --> 00:23:57.536 Hey, kid! 00:23:59.411 --> 00:24:00.411 Hm. 00:24:01.260 --> 00:24:02.848 Alright, well that's haunted. 00:24:04.263 --> 00:24:05.575 Right, my boy? 00:24:07.871 --> 00:24:08.871 Oh. 00:24:09.040 --> 00:24:10.040 Did not know. 00:24:10.775 --> 00:24:12.267 Did not know that, uh... 00:24:12.661 --> 00:24:13.661 I couldn't do that. 00:24:13.999 --> 00:24:14.999 Boom. 00:24:15.187 --> 00:24:15.758 Alright. 00:24:15.758 --> 00:24:18.162 So, yeah, I'mma keep going until I get it wrong. 00:24:18.767 --> 00:24:20.763 And somebody, please, clean this up. 00:24:20.854 --> 00:24:22.022 I gotta be professional. 00:24:22.022 --> 00:24:23.806 We can't have, like, balloons on the set. 00:24:24.793 --> 00:24:25.793 Let's go. 00:24:27.165 --> 00:24:28.165 What's next? 00:24:30.659 --> 00:24:31.659 Hmm... 00:24:33.363 --> 00:24:35.571 I just don't wanna be jump scared. 00:24:38.998 --> 00:24:40.746 I don't know why that didn't scare me. 00:24:41.721 --> 00:24:43.345 I don't know why that didn't scare me. 00:24:43.345 --> 00:24:44.829 I just said I don't wanna be jump scared, 00:24:44.829 --> 00:24:49.861 and then I just hear the freaking fine China all over the place! 00:24:52.238 --> 00:24:53.510 Something's different. 00:24:54.242 --> 00:24:55.562 I already see it. 00:24:56.989 --> 00:24:59.025 That means it's not haunted, though, right? 00:24:59.771 --> 00:25:01.115 It was just built different? 00:25:03.714 --> 00:25:06.046 Yeah, we just built different, everybody. 00:25:06.715 --> 00:25:08.403 That don't mean it's haunted, though. 00:25:09.336 --> 00:25:10.336 I think. 00:25:12.211 --> 00:25:13.211 Yeah. 00:25:13.770 --> 00:25:15.486 Well, let's see. Let's see. 00:25:15.486 --> 00:25:17.296 If I'm wrong, that's gonna piss me off. 00:25:17.714 --> 00:25:19.306 (wrong buzz) That pisses me off. 00:25:19.306 --> 00:25:21.962 So it was just upside-down, but it wasn't diff-- 00:25:23.455 --> 00:25:24.455 Aight. 00:25:24.593 --> 00:25:25.593 Alright. 00:25:25.695 --> 00:25:26.695 Alright. 00:25:26.695 --> 00:25:27.726 Fine. 00:25:28.524 --> 00:25:29.940 Let's keep going, everybody. 00:25:31.691 --> 00:25:32.691 Ooh. 00:25:36.729 --> 00:25:37.729 Why? 00:25:40.499 --> 00:25:42.851 (ghostly singing of "Hush, Little Baby") 00:25:48.984 --> 00:25:49.984 Haunted. 00:25:50.072 --> 00:25:51.068 Haunted. 00:25:51.068 --> 00:25:51.735 Yep. 00:25:51.735 --> 00:25:53.491 The danger is dangering, everybody. 00:25:53.940 --> 00:25:55.788 That is haunted as shit balls. 00:25:55.991 --> 00:25:57.735 Couldn't press this fast enough. 00:25:57.735 --> 00:25:58.343 Ooh. 00:25:59.732 --> 00:26:00.685 Umm... 00:26:00.685 --> 00:26:01.685 Hi? 00:26:05.193 --> 00:26:06.193 Hold on. 00:26:08.219 --> 00:26:10.527 Do I say that's an anomaly? 00:26:12.734 --> 00:26:13.734 Or not an anomaly, 00:26:13.734 --> 00:26:15.378 do I say that that's haunted? 00:26:17.195 --> 00:26:18.547 He's looking at me. 00:26:18.722 --> 00:26:20.546 Yo, he looking directly at me. 00:26:20.767 --> 00:26:22.063 He knows I exist. 00:26:23.476 --> 00:26:26.048 So that means it's definitely a danger. 00:26:26.633 --> 00:26:28.313 'Cause fuck that! 00:26:29.686 --> 00:26:30.635 (wrong buzz) 00:26:30.635 --> 00:26:31.635 I'm wrong... 00:26:32.004 --> 00:26:32.994 Ah... 00:26:32.994 --> 00:26:36.214 How come the more I play this, the less good I become? 00:26:37.013 --> 00:26:38.585 She's not in the painting, bro. 00:26:38.770 --> 00:26:40.186 She's not in the painting, bro. 00:26:42.456 --> 00:26:43.720 Where'd she go? 00:26:45.787 --> 00:26:47.047 Where are they?! 00:26:47.047 --> 00:26:48.247 (phone ringing) 00:26:48.763 --> 00:26:51.275 Telephones in the 1300s?! 00:26:53.256 --> 00:26:54.656 Ain't no way! 00:27:10.387 --> 00:27:11.647 (ghostly whispering) 00:27:12.029 --> 00:27:13.285 They're there now. 00:27:13.724 --> 00:27:14.960 They're there now. 00:27:15.744 --> 00:27:17.008 They're there now. 00:27:17.659 --> 00:27:18.907 They're there now. 00:27:19.417 --> 00:27:20.417 Oh! 00:27:20.657 --> 00:27:21.657 Ahh! 00:27:22.693 --> 00:27:23.389 What... 00:27:23.389 --> 00:27:24.645 the fuck?! 00:27:26.272 --> 00:27:27.572 Oh, my goodness. 00:27:30.520 --> 00:27:31.800 I love this game. 00:27:32.467 --> 00:27:34.819 I really like this game. 00:27:35.171 --> 00:27:37.107 It's not a 'spot the difference' game. 00:27:37.706 --> 00:27:41.490 But it's kinda, like, created from that. 00:27:41.490 --> 00:27:45.501 It was, like, "anomaly games crawled so this game could run" type of game. 00:27:45.501 --> 00:27:48.040 And it's good because I'm already stuttering. 00:27:48.459 --> 00:27:49.891 I'm stuttering through it. 00:27:51.481 --> 00:27:53.041 I don't see anything, though. 00:27:54.464 --> 00:27:55.464 Yup. 00:27:56.255 --> 00:27:57.255 Okay. 00:27:57.516 --> 00:27:58.516 Okay, okay... 00:27:59.306 --> 00:28:00.926 Where is Greta, though? 00:28:01.557 --> 00:28:02.601 Did they forget-a? 00:28:02.601 --> 00:28:03.841 I'm sorry, everybody. 00:28:03.841 --> 00:28:04.855 Come on. 00:28:05.956 --> 00:28:08.332 Maybe she's like under the bed most of the time? 00:28:09.656 --> 00:28:11.504 Actually, she could be just in different spots 00:28:11.504 --> 00:28:12.812 because they can't find her. 00:28:13.704 --> 00:28:14.704 So... 00:28:14.802 --> 00:28:16.054 That one's good. 00:28:16.764 --> 00:28:17.764 Boom. (correct ding) 00:28:17.764 --> 00:28:18.788 Nice. 00:28:18.865 --> 00:28:20.961 Okay, next time I die, everybody, 00:28:20.961 --> 00:28:22.069 I'm ending the episode. 00:28:22.069 --> 00:28:24.273 'Cause I know there's still 16 left, 00:28:24.273 --> 00:28:26.841 but I don't know how long that's gonna take me. 00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:28.500 And... 00:28:28.929 --> 00:28:29.757 He's outside. 00:28:29.757 --> 00:28:31.105 So what do I do? 00:28:31.730 --> 00:28:33.062 What do I do? 00:28:33.970 --> 00:28:35.530 Because he's gonna run at me. 00:28:36.451 --> 00:28:37.763 Where do I go?! 00:28:38.224 --> 00:28:39.672 Do I run back in the house? 00:28:41.978 --> 00:28:42.978 Where do I go? 00:28:43.966 --> 00:28:45.306 Where is he? 00:28:46.715 --> 00:28:48.003 Fuck this guy! 00:28:48.003 --> 00:28:49.029 Hey! 00:28:50.756 --> 00:28:51.756 Dude! 00:28:52.452 --> 00:28:53.856 What the heck?! 00:28:54.498 --> 00:28:56.214 Yo, where do I go? Where do I go? 00:28:56.214 --> 00:28:57.570 Where do I go? Where do I go? 00:28:58.132 --> 00:29:00.156 No, no, no, no... 00:29:00.694 --> 00:29:02.218 What the heck!!! 00:29:02.303 --> 00:29:03.427 Bro! 00:29:03.995 --> 00:29:04.995 What are you doing?! 00:29:04.995 --> 00:29:06.463 Oh, I go through the door?! 00:29:06.463 --> 00:29:07.119 Okay. 00:29:07.409 --> 00:29:09.793 Holy, crap. This guy, man! 00:29:10.210 --> 00:29:12.318 Who does this man think he is?! 00:29:12.938 --> 00:29:13.938 Got it! 00:29:15.685 --> 00:29:16.685 Okay. 00:29:18.012 --> 00:29:19.716 Put the danger button. 00:29:20.429 --> 00:29:21.429 Let's go. 00:29:21.579 --> 00:29:22.979 That's insane. 00:29:23.450 --> 00:29:24.674 Phew... 00:29:24.674 --> 00:29:25.710 Thank you... 00:29:25.710 --> 00:29:26.974 Next on our list... 00:29:29.974 --> 00:29:32.274 I always think that teddy bear is gonna move. 00:29:32.684 --> 00:29:34.504 But that teddy bear don't do shit. 00:29:34.504 --> 00:29:35.784 Lazy ass bum. 00:29:37.190 --> 00:29:38.570 Nobody here? 00:29:39.572 --> 00:29:40.796 (muffled thump) 00:29:40.796 --> 00:29:42.069 I heard that. 00:29:43.232 --> 00:29:44.496 What is this? 00:29:44.612 --> 00:29:46.136 (door creaking open) 00:29:46.955 --> 00:29:47.955 Why? 00:29:47.955 --> 00:29:49.291 (nearing footsteps) 00:29:49.437 --> 00:29:51.109 Why? Why? Why? Why?! 00:29:51.436 --> 00:29:52.436 What?! 00:29:53.897 --> 00:29:55.341 Nah, I'm done, bro. 00:29:55.740 --> 00:29:56.740 I'm done. 00:29:57.353 --> 00:29:58.873 Like, I heard the door open 00:29:58.873 --> 00:30:01.501 and then, all of the sudden, I'm getting my booty cheeks clapped? 00:30:01.793 --> 00:30:03.141 I'm good, dude. 00:30:03.568 --> 00:30:04.216 I'm good. 00:30:04.216 --> 00:30:05.904 One more time. One more time. 00:30:06.027 --> 00:30:07.567 'Cause this game is cool. 00:30:08.038 --> 00:30:09.546 I like this game. 00:30:09.736 --> 00:30:10.736 I do. 00:30:11.046 --> 00:30:13.502 Kinda pisses me off how much I like this game. 00:30:14.491 --> 00:30:15.971 You want me to shush? 00:30:15.971 --> 00:30:17.017 Why don't you shush? 00:30:17.283 --> 00:30:19.187 Over here just yapping all the time. 00:30:19.476 --> 00:30:21.056 Just kidding, I'm the one yapping. 00:30:21.216 --> 00:30:22.544 Am I the one yapping? 00:30:22.938 --> 00:30:23.938 Could be. 00:30:25.632 --> 00:30:26.632 Huh. 00:30:26.861 --> 00:30:29.701 So I think that her place is usually under the stairs. 00:30:29.701 --> 00:30:31.173 That thing didn't move. 00:30:31.748 --> 00:30:33.109 So it's all clear. 00:30:33.109 --> 00:30:34.109 All good. 00:30:34.695 --> 00:30:36.511 Like I said, everybody, I get this game now. 00:30:36.511 --> 00:30:38.411 I think that we're good here too. 00:30:40.118 --> 00:30:41.118 Yup. 00:30:41.739 --> 00:30:42.739 Okay. 00:30:43.698 --> 00:30:44.758 Good here too. 00:30:44.978 --> 00:30:46.236 That is also a yes. 00:30:46.236 --> 00:30:47.492 (wrong buzz) Fuck, that's a no. 00:30:51.973 --> 00:30:52.973 Umm... 00:30:53.179 --> 00:30:54.307 Are you... 00:30:54.885 --> 00:30:55.885 Bruh. 00:30:56.053 --> 00:30:56.972 No. 00:30:56.972 --> 00:30:57.972 Heh. 00:30:57.972 --> 00:30:58.998 No. 00:31:00.735 --> 00:31:01.735 Wha--? 00:31:02.988 --> 00:31:04.168 Why y'all look like that? 00:31:04.168 --> 00:31:06.284 They're just standing there smiling, right? 00:31:06.705 --> 00:31:08.521 But that doesn't mean that it's haunted. 00:31:09.578 --> 00:31:10.746 Apparently. 00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:12.750 I think. 00:31:13.721 --> 00:31:15.237 That just kind of means, like... 00:31:15.438 --> 00:31:16.266 they just look like that. 00:31:16.266 --> 00:31:18.978 Like that's there family photos they take every year. 00:31:18.978 --> 00:31:20.479 It's creepy as shit, but that's them. 00:31:20.479 --> 00:31:21.839 You know? That's their face. 00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:23.235 They can't change their face. 00:31:23.529 --> 00:31:25.057 Let me see if it's danger, though. 00:31:25.057 --> 00:31:26.477 (wrong buzz) I'm wrong. 00:31:26.477 --> 00:31:27.991 See, like I said, that's a family photo. 00:31:27.991 --> 00:31:29.578 I shouldn't be judging 00:31:29.578 --> 00:31:32.546 because a judging just makes me look like an ass. 00:31:32.546 --> 00:31:33.975 When I judge people. 00:31:34.060 --> 00:31:35.544 But I'm also a shit talker. 00:31:35.978 --> 00:31:37.474 And they were ugly as shit. 00:31:38.166 --> 00:31:39.986 Not gonna lie to you about that. 00:31:44.679 --> 00:31:45.807 Oh, my God. 00:31:47.225 --> 00:31:48.485 Where is she? 00:31:49.612 --> 00:31:50.924 (screaming) Ahh! 00:31:52.020 --> 00:31:53.020 (heavy exhale) 00:31:58.745 --> 00:32:00.753 Oh, my goodness, bro. 00:32:02.220 --> 00:32:04.568 Oh, my goodness, bro. Bro... 00:32:05.475 --> 00:32:07.515 Oh, my... Oh, that is-- 00:32:07.515 --> 00:32:09.515 That is terrifying. 00:32:09.743 --> 00:32:10.743 That is... 00:32:11.247 --> 00:32:13.899 That is one of the scariest things I've ever freaking seen. 00:32:14.751 --> 00:32:16.311 Dude, look at her face. 00:32:16.798 --> 00:32:18.506 Oh, my goodness... 00:32:18.718 --> 00:32:20.350 And your breath is hot, isn't it? 00:32:20.703 --> 00:32:22.263 You need some toothpaste. 00:32:22.744 --> 00:32:23.641 Alright... 00:32:23.641 --> 00:32:24.641 Well... 00:32:25.194 --> 00:32:26.794 That's crazy. 00:32:27.225 --> 00:32:28.997 Y'all didn't tell me about that? 00:32:28.997 --> 00:32:29.952 You didn't give me the heads-up 00:32:29.952 --> 00:32:32.080 that she could actually be outside the cabin like that? 00:32:32.080 --> 00:32:33.621 Screw you both. 00:32:33.621 --> 00:32:36.389 I want my money and I need it now. 00:32:37.205 --> 00:32:38.513 Damn, this game... 00:32:38.744 --> 00:32:39.744 Okay... 00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:47.296 What... in the world? 00:32:47.485 --> 00:32:49.337 So if you miss that, 00:32:49.832 --> 00:32:51.988 you wouldn't miss the potential to see that. 00:32:54.813 --> 00:32:55.813 Right? 00:32:56.270 --> 00:32:56.990 But then... 00:32:56.990 --> 00:32:58.994 But then, again, who wouldn't be able to see that? 00:32:58.994 --> 00:33:01.274 It's like the first thing you see when you get in the cabin. 00:33:02.022 --> 00:33:03.022 Okay... 00:33:04.487 --> 00:33:05.487 Damn. 00:33:11.700 --> 00:33:13.084 Oh, bro... 00:33:14.520 --> 00:33:15.520 No... 00:33:16.197 --> 00:33:17.197 Don't... 00:33:17.736 --> 00:33:19.428 Don't come outside of the painting. 00:33:20.221 --> 00:33:22.025 Family photo-- that's just a family photo. 00:33:22.025 --> 00:33:25.001 You know when they're, like, "On 3, say cheese!" 00:33:25.001 --> 00:33:25.965 That's her face. 00:33:27.281 --> 00:33:28.705 Can I be mad at it? 00:33:28.705 --> 00:33:29.169 No. 00:33:29.169 --> 00:33:30.197 Absolutely not. 00:33:30.621 --> 00:33:32.393 That's just the way she smiles, like, 00:33:32.393 --> 00:33:34.216 family Christmas photos, 00:33:34.216 --> 00:33:35.944 they're, like, "Give me your best smile!" 00:33:35.944 --> 00:33:37.164 And then that's what she gives. 00:33:37.164 --> 00:33:38.981 I can't judge that! 00:33:38.981 --> 00:33:40.989 Like, that's just who she is! 00:33:41.210 --> 00:33:42.208 Watch this! 00:33:42.208 --> 00:33:44.828 Boom, that's just who she is, everybody! 00:33:45.245 --> 00:33:46.245 (giggle) 00:33:47.006 --> 00:33:48.486 Oh, my God! Mother-- 00:33:48.777 --> 00:33:50.465 What is wrong with you?! 00:33:54.401 --> 00:33:56.257 Why was she so fast? 00:33:57.211 --> 00:33:59.795 Why was she so fast? 00:34:01.258 --> 00:34:04.854 That was, like, Olympic level sprinting type shit. 00:34:05.126 --> 00:34:07.578 Why was she so goddamn fast? 00:34:08.004 --> 00:34:08.771 Huh?! 00:34:08.771 --> 00:34:09.616 Hey! 00:34:09.616 --> 00:34:12.036 Why was she so fast? Why are you looking at me like that for?! 00:34:12.036 --> 00:34:13.140 That's your daughter! 00:34:13.411 --> 00:34:14.411 Dumbass! 00:34:14.913 --> 00:34:15.772 Alright. 00:34:15.772 --> 00:34:17.408 So he giving me attitude? 00:34:18.013 --> 00:34:20.737 So we press the red button for all that attitude. 00:34:21.126 --> 00:34:22.126 Got it. 00:34:22.636 --> 00:34:23.636 What's next? 00:34:25.006 --> 00:34:26.006 This. 00:34:31.987 --> 00:34:33.943 Shit's insane, bro. 00:34:37.457 --> 00:34:39.117 Ooh. Wait. 00:34:39.475 --> 00:34:40.744 I remember this. 00:34:40.744 --> 00:34:41.682 Go. Go, go! 00:34:41.682 --> 00:34:42.854 What?! 00:34:43.688 --> 00:34:45.492 I don't understand that one. 00:34:45.492 --> 00:34:46.724 I don't understand that one 00:34:46.724 --> 00:34:47.632 But you know what, everybody? 00:34:47.632 --> 00:34:48.864 I think I'm good. 00:34:48.864 --> 00:34:50.524 I know we only got 8 left. 00:34:50.524 --> 00:34:52.764 But, hey, maybe you might wanna find 00:34:52.764 --> 00:34:54.761 the other 8 anomalies that I didn't. 00:34:56.317 --> 00:34:57.317 Agh! 00:34:58.069 --> 00:34:58.965 Okay... 00:34:58.965 --> 00:35:00.397 (laughing) 00:35:01.782 --> 00:35:04.226 Oh, man. Okay. 00:35:04.505 --> 00:35:05.505 Alright. 00:35:05.505 --> 00:35:06.988 7 more anomalies... 00:35:07.524 --> 00:35:09.220 I mean, look at the family. 00:35:09.220 --> 00:35:11.476 Look at the family again, bro. 00:35:11.979 --> 00:35:13.535 Again, bro! 00:35:13.853 --> 00:35:15.978 Say cheese! 00:35:15.978 --> 00:35:17.762 Ugly ass smiles, bro! 00:35:17.762 --> 00:35:19.746 It's gotta be genetic! 00:35:19.746 --> 00:35:23.270 I'm gonna say it is all good! 00:35:23.504 --> 00:35:24.504 Boom! 00:35:24.693 --> 00:35:26.261 6 more anomalies. 00:35:26.499 --> 00:35:27.499 Might as well. 00:35:27.743 --> 00:35:28.743 Might as well. 00:35:28.743 --> 00:35:29.814 I don't know. 00:35:29.971 --> 00:35:31.511 I don't know, everybody. 00:35:31.955 --> 00:35:34.495 I-- I don't know what to do about that one anomaly 00:35:34.495 --> 00:35:36.235 with the upstairs shit. 00:35:36.493 --> 00:35:38.337 Look at this dude-- 00:35:53.287 --> 00:35:54.067 (wheezing) 00:35:54.067 --> 00:35:54.827 Hey! 00:35:56.019 --> 00:35:57.307 What the--? 00:35:58.769 --> 00:36:00.289 Are you gonna turn something on? 00:36:01.993 --> 00:36:03.789 Or are you just gonna float? 00:36:04.696 --> 00:36:05.696 Okay. 00:36:06.538 --> 00:36:07.253 Umm... 00:36:07.253 --> 00:36:07.987 I'm gonna go. 00:36:07.987 --> 00:36:10.031 Well, I don't know. It might turn on the TV. 00:36:10.710 --> 00:36:12.222 It's taking way too long, though. 00:36:12.222 --> 00:36:12.974 That doesn't make sense, though, 00:36:12.974 --> 00:36:16.010 because is this the type of TV that has a remote like that? 00:36:16.489 --> 00:36:18.010 It's not gonna turn it on. 00:36:18.010 --> 00:36:19.010 It's teasing me. 00:36:19.010 --> 00:36:21.522 It's edging me thinking it's gonna turn the TV on. 00:36:21.747 --> 00:36:23.991 But, obviously, a haunted remote 00:36:23.991 --> 00:36:26.765 is on the same level as a haunted shopping list. 00:36:26.765 --> 00:36:28.485 So 4 more. 00:36:29.220 --> 00:36:30.560 4 more, everybody. 00:36:30.994 --> 00:36:32.242 The bears... 00:36:32.596 --> 00:36:33.500 THE bears... 00:36:33.500 --> 00:36:34.312 Okay. 00:36:34.312 --> 00:36:36.747 These ones aren't moving so... 00:36:36.747 --> 00:36:37.759 Boom. 00:36:38.010 --> 00:36:39.718 Three more anomalies. 00:36:40.003 --> 00:36:41.227 I like it. 00:36:41.227 --> 00:36:42.279 I love it. 00:36:42.992 --> 00:36:45.248 This game is so freaking cool. 00:36:45.969 --> 00:36:47.505 This game is so damn good. 00:36:48.758 --> 00:36:50.506 I'm gonna get that thing again? Nope. 00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:52.480 Okay... 00:36:53.491 --> 00:36:54.763 Anybody moving? 00:36:56.981 --> 00:36:58.269 Nobody's moving. 00:37:00.714 --> 00:37:01.714 Fine. 00:37:03.746 --> 00:37:05.258 I'm gonna say... 00:37:05.764 --> 00:37:07.248 good to go. 00:37:07.493 --> 00:37:08.265 (wrong buzz) Fuck! 00:37:08.265 --> 00:37:09.773 Okay, what is this? What is this? 00:37:11.236 --> 00:37:12.884 So somebody's coming upstairs. 00:37:13.500 --> 00:37:15.028 Are they coming to me? 00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:16.519 No, they're not. 00:37:16.991 --> 00:37:17.991 Ahh... 00:37:19.202 --> 00:37:20.202 Okay... 00:37:20.458 --> 00:37:22.226 So they're all moving around the house, 00:37:22.226 --> 00:37:23.706 but I can't see them. 00:37:24.726 --> 00:37:25.726 Okay, go. 00:37:29.049 --> 00:37:30.049 What the...? 00:37:31.023 --> 00:37:32.459 Dude... 00:37:32.459 --> 00:37:34.043 We gotta do this one again. 00:37:35.543 --> 00:37:36.543 So... 00:37:37.234 --> 00:37:39.754 When would be the best time to move? 00:37:42.479 --> 00:37:44.759 I guess I should stay on the left side. 00:37:45.493 --> 00:37:46.493 Okay. 00:37:46.966 --> 00:37:49.574 Wait. Let me wait, umm... 00:37:51.252 --> 00:37:52.252 Shoot. 00:37:53.024 --> 00:37:54.024 Go here. 00:37:55.265 --> 00:37:56.265 No! 00:37:58.749 --> 00:37:59.749 Yay! 00:38:00.742 --> 00:38:01.274 Alright. 00:38:01.274 --> 00:38:03.002 Pretty much had to guess that. 00:38:03.479 --> 00:38:05.263 So there's one more left. 00:38:05.762 --> 00:38:06.870 One more anomaly left. 00:38:06.870 --> 00:38:08.762 I guess we did do all of them in this episode. 00:38:11.652 --> 00:38:13.268 Just gotta figure out that it is. 00:38:14.501 --> 00:38:15.945 Obviously. 00:38:18.502 --> 00:38:19.502 Hm. 00:38:21.336 --> 00:38:22.336 Oh. 00:38:22.602 --> 00:38:24.006 It's the broski. 00:38:24.335 --> 00:38:26.503 Looking at me with all that freaking attitude, my boy. 00:38:26.721 --> 00:38:27.718 Okay. 00:38:27.718 --> 00:38:28.494 Umm... 00:38:28.494 --> 00:38:31.010 So he's kinda just looking at me, 00:38:31.010 --> 00:38:33.238 not really doing anything crazy. 00:38:33.238 --> 00:38:34.422 So there you go. 00:38:34.700 --> 00:38:35.528 Did it. 00:38:35.528 --> 00:38:36.772 Thank you! 00:38:36.772 --> 00:38:38.058 The balloons again! 00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:39.631 I want my money! 00:38:45.510 --> 00:38:46.510 Huh? 00:38:48.019 --> 00:38:49.359 Heyyy... 00:38:49.359 --> 00:38:50.507 There we go. 00:38:50.507 --> 00:38:51.247 Okay... 00:38:51.247 --> 00:38:53.498 I didn't know I was getting money and a show. 00:38:53.590 --> 00:38:54.338 Oh! 00:38:55.336 --> 00:38:56.336 Ya. 00:38:56.438 --> 00:38:57.425 Ya. 00:38:57.425 --> 00:38:58.205 Yeah. 00:38:58.205 --> 00:38:58.789 What the heck? 00:38:58.789 --> 00:39:00.457 "Employee of the month." 00:39:00.956 --> 00:39:01.956 Thanks. 00:39:02.384 --> 00:39:03.384 I can't move. 00:39:03.998 --> 00:39:05.758 I got employee of the month, though. 00:39:05.758 --> 00:39:08.758 Hey, shout out me getting employee of the month on my first day. 00:39:08.758 --> 00:39:09.998 "To be continued." 00:39:09.998 --> 00:39:11.054 Alright, everybody. 00:39:11.054 --> 00:39:12.746 But that was "Cabin Factory." 00:39:12.746 --> 00:39:13.718 Dope ass game. 00:39:13.718 --> 00:39:14.794 Love this so much. 00:39:14.794 --> 00:39:16.486 Finding all the anomalies was so fun. 00:39:16.486 --> 00:39:18.930 I didn't think that I was gonna do all of that in this episode, 00:39:18.930 --> 00:39:21.014 but, anyway, I hope you all enjoyed me playing through it. 00:39:21.014 --> 00:39:25.874 If you did, make sure you give this video one BIG, FAT LIKE, 00:39:25.874 --> 00:39:28.930 and tell a friend today that Jay from the Kubz Scouts 00:39:28.930 --> 00:39:30.754 is THAT DUDE!

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IM A HOME INSPECTOR AND I NEED TO FIND OUT WHICH ONES ARE HAUNTED | Cabin Factory (All Anomalies)