WEBVTT NOTE Paragraph 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:01.030 Ooh, Deltarune! 00:00:01.030 --> 00:00:03.380 I got my Deltarune hat on, my Deltarune shirt on, 00:00:03.380 --> 00:00:06.560 my Deltarune clothes on, my Deltarune--everything! 00:00:06.560 --> 00:00:09.570 I've got my Deltarune, uh, plushies back here... 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:14.410 This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. 00:00:14.410 --> 00:00:17.998 Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man! 00:00:17.998 --> 00:00:20.638 Uh, this is gonna be a spoiler-free playthrough. 00:00:20.638 --> 00:00:23.050 I can respect the people that haven't done it yet. 00:00:23.050 --> 00:00:25.320 All names will be censored, 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:27.918 all text will be censored. 00:00:27.918 --> 00:00:29.870 Anytime there's a major, major event on the screen, 00:00:29.870 --> 00:00:32.340 I'm going to cut to, uh, to Otto. 00:00:32.340 --> 00:00:34.000 If you didn't—if you don't know, 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.598 I'm—I'm one of, I think, of— of six people on Twitch, 00:00:37.598 --> 00:00:39.598 or maybe six people in the world, 00:00:39.598 --> 00:00:42.297 that beat Jevil on their first try first try. 00:00:42.297 --> 00:00:44.332 First try, no bullshit. 00:00:44.332 --> 00:00:46.377 Did it first try with nothing—no bullshit. 00:00:46.377 --> 00:00:49.518 I'm one of six people on in, I think in, uh, North America. 00:00:49.518 --> 00:00:52.340 I'm using a controller too. I know—[baby rage] 00:00:52.340 --> 00:00:53.470 Shut up. 00:00:53.470 --> 00:00:54.877 Alright, here we go! 00:00:54.877 --> 00:00:57.150 So last thing--remember: 00:00:57.150 --> 00:01:01.010 Kris ripped the fuckin' heart out, put the heart in the cage, took a knife out, 00:01:01.010 --> 00:01:05.040 and we went, holy smokes, what's gonna happen in Chapter 2? Let's find out! 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:06.797 [Tuber Voice™] YouTuber voice! 00:01:06.797 --> 00:01:08.157 "Brightness"? 00:01:08.157 --> 00:01:09.758 Oh, wait, you're right. 00:01:09.758 --> 00:01:11.920 This is from The Sims. 00:01:12.620 --> 00:01:17.780 [laughs] 00:01:17.780 --> 00:01:20.040 If you wanna know how fuckin' lazy 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:22.630 of a, quote, "content creator"— 00:01:22.630 --> 00:01:24.050 Oh, "content creator"— 00:01:24.050 --> 00:01:28.493 I haven't opened OBS in eight days. 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:29.980 You un—you understand? 00:01:29.980 --> 00:01:33.000 Like do you—you get it? I'm sure you guys get it, right? 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.860 'Uh, what do you do?' 'I'm a content creator!' 00:01:34.860 --> 00:01:36.398 'Yeah, content creator!' 00:01:36.398 --> 00:01:37.678 'Influencer.' 00:01:37.678 --> 00:01:40.210 'Oh, nice. So, you must be, like, really active?' 00:01:40.210 --> 00:01:42.420 'Well, I-- yeah. I mean, I opened the program a w-- 00:01:42.420 --> 00:01:45.160 'uh, more than a week-- a week and a half ago. 00:01:45.160 --> 00:01:46.700 'I played The Sims 3 with some mods, 00:01:46.700 --> 00:01:49.260 'and then fuck—I just didn't even open it ever again.' 00:01:49.260 --> 00:01:51.518 "Kris, there you are!" 00:01:51.518 --> 00:01:56.170 "Even Susie showed up before you, eheh..." 00:01:57.370 --> 00:01:58.210 [slam] 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:01.270 "Hey, Kris!" 00:02:01.270 --> 00:02:03.117 "If I knew you were gonna be late... 00:02:03.117 --> 00:02:07.038 I would have--I wouldna showed up on time." 00:02:07.038 --> 00:02:09.438 "Susie, please don't kick your desk. 00:02:09.438 --> 00:02:12.130 Treat school property, like you treat people." 00:02:12.130 --> 00:02:13.597 "Page 142." 00:02:13.597 --> 00:02:16.798 "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," 00:02:16.798 --> 00:02:19.640 "Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad." 00:02:19.640 --> 00:02:23.550 "Mediocre times, iffy times. So-so times..." 00:02:24.239 --> 00:02:27.210 "Listening to this, your eyes begin to close automatically..." 00:02:27.210 --> 00:02:30.078 "3 voices omegalul" Ban that guy for a week. 00:02:30.078 --> 00:02:33.130 [laughing] "Listening to this, your eyes begin to close..." 00:02:33.130 --> 00:02:35.190 How many voices YOU got? 00:02:36.750 --> 00:02:38.780 That's always such a stupid thing. 00:02:38.780 --> 00:02:40.730 'Oh yeah, how--how many can you do?' 00:02:40.730 --> 00:02:43.517 'Oh, you think I'm so bad at that? Uh-huh, well, what do--what do you have?' 00:02:43.517 --> 00:02:46.718 'I don't know, I don't--I'm not doing the thing you're doing. 00:02:46.718 --> 00:02:49.678 I'm a fucking doctor, dude.' 00:02:49.678 --> 00:02:51.960 'You're an e-clown, and you have 3 voices. 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:54.750 'When you come in for a checkup at the doctor's appointment, 00:02:54.750 --> 00:02:59.998 'I don't stick the thing up your nose and then tell you to leave, 00:02:59.998 --> 00:03:01.918 'and then say you have nose hairs. 00:03:01.918 --> 00:03:05.170 'I got—I've got like 10 things I can diagnose on you.' 00:03:05.170 --> 00:03:07.090 Wait! I'm supposed to be the reverse! 00:03:07.090 --> 00:03:08.390 Fuck, I fucked it up. 00:03:08.390 --> 00:03:10.740 Specialists are doctors that, like— 00:03:10.740 --> 00:03:13.700 There's a nose doctor, right? And all he does is look at your nose. 00:03:13.700 --> 00:03:15.160 I said it completely backwards. 00:03:15.160 --> 00:03:17.278 It was completely backwards. I meant it the other way. 00:03:17.278 --> 00:03:21.370 I've ruined everything. I actually meant to say it the other way. 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:24.180 If there's a nose doctor that looks only at your nose— 00:03:24.180 --> 00:03:28.797 So, if the—if you only do the nose doctor routine, it's fine. 00:03:28.797 --> 00:03:32.890 So, if I can do 1, 2, 3 voices really good, that's fine, 00:03:32.890 --> 00:03:35.000 'cause I can do them really good. 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:36.718 I fucked up the whole routine. 00:03:36.718 --> 00:03:38.360 Cool, alright. 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:39.760 [clears throat] 00:03:39.760 --> 00:03:44.638 And ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Deltarune Chapter 2! 00:03:44.638 --> 00:03:47.680 I'm your host for the festivities, Jerma985. 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:49.140 I'm lookin' forward to it. 00:03:49.140 --> 00:03:50.718 "Kris! Susie! 00:03:50.718 --> 00:03:53.678 It's been ever-so-long...!" 00:03:53.678 --> 00:03:56.398 "Yeah, yeah...it's been what, a day?" 00:03:56.398 --> 00:03:58.718 "Oh! That is...short, isn't it...?" 00:03:58.718 --> 00:04:01.437 "It's just that, I've never had friends before... 00:04:01.437 --> 00:04:05.000 So I've never waited so long to see them again, either!" 00:04:05.439 --> 00:04:09.198 "Fine, I guess we'll TRY not to let you die of loneliness." 00:04:09.198 --> 00:04:11.437 "I bet Lancer wants to see us too, right?" 00:04:11.437 --> 00:04:12.877 "Wait a sec. 00:04:12.877 --> 00:04:15.430 Where IS [the] Lancer? 00:04:16.760 --> 00:04:19.390 Where's...EVERYBODY?" 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:22.480 "Worry not, Susie. You'll see them in a moment. 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.380 Just wait here, alright?" 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:25.480 [strained] EREN 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:26.500 "...OK." 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:29.840 Okay, east of the closet door. 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:32.870 "The door is locked." 00:04:38.100 --> 00:04:39.000 Oops. 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:42.060 [laughs] 00:04:42.060 --> 00:04:43.358 Shit... 00:04:43.358 --> 00:04:45.210 Grazing, hitbox, nothi-- 00:04:45.210 --> 00:04:47.070 I think I remember a lot of this stuff. 00:04:47.070 --> 00:04:50.238 Grazing is if a projectile comes really close, 00:04:50.238 --> 00:04:52.180 but doesn't touch you, 00:04:52.180 --> 00:04:55.990 you get like, something for it, right? TP or, uh, something. 00:04:55.990 --> 00:04:57.278 What's "Hole"? 00:04:57.278 --> 00:04:59.120 "We failed to hit our funding goal. 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:02.430 I will not talk about our hole." 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:04.540 Okay. 00:05:04.540 --> 00:05:05.320 What? 00:05:05.320 --> 00:05:09.290 Somebody said "You're gonna get 12 hours out of this at your pace." 00:05:10.020 --> 00:05:11.120 I'm not like: 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:15.770 [button input gibberish] 00:05:15.770 --> 00:05:18.780 ...No, I'm r—I'm wan— I'm doing what I want! 00:05:18.780 --> 00:05:22.238 "It's a bit scary moving to a new place. But, as a ball.. 00:05:22.238 --> 00:05:26.490 "There's nothing to sphere except sphere itself." 00:05:26.490 --> 00:05:29.180 Did I miss the bakery? I tried to go— I thought I tried to go in the bakery. 00:05:29.180 --> 00:05:30.700 Yeah I, I—I'm gonna have— 00:05:30.700 --> 00:05:34.440 I'm gonna have to get very upset with Chat here for a second. 00:05:35.570 --> 00:05:38.770 If I said that, if we just saw the ball character, and I said: 00:05:38.770 --> 00:05:40.990 'There's nothing to sphere but sphere itself!' 00:05:40.990 --> 00:05:43.800 Half of you would want me to turn the stream off. 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:44.930 That's not fair. 00:05:44.930 --> 00:05:48.158 "Bottom floor: living quarters for bad guys." 00:05:48.158 --> 00:05:49.040 Wait. 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:54.250 "It's violently protecting the jail." 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:59.037 "We're still behind bars for some reason, but it's OK!" 00:05:59.037 --> 00:06:01.710 "We've—" [tiny burp] 00:06:01.710 --> 00:06:06.560 "...grown to love this hellish place where we dress as animals!" 00:06:07.280 --> 00:06:10.960 "We decided to dress as kings as cultural exchange." 00:06:12.710 --> 00:06:14.090 [laughing] "Disgusting." 00:06:14.090 --> 00:06:15.460 [laughs] 00:06:15.460 --> 00:06:16.930 [imitating burp] 00:06:17.730 --> 00:06:20.610 And they're not even big, crazy burps either. 00:06:20.610 --> 00:06:22.798 That's the most embar—you know how many times I've actually 00:06:22.798 --> 00:06:24.610 squelched those and you haven't heard them at all? 00:06:24.610 --> 00:06:27.800 If they were like, [giant belch] 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:30.670 ...people would be like "Holy shit, bro!" 00:06:30.670 --> 00:06:32.410 But they're like, little mouse burps. 00:06:32.410 --> 00:06:34.270 Like... [mouse burp] 00:06:34.270 --> 00:06:36.878 [grunting] 00:06:36.878 --> 00:06:38.520 [mouse burps] 00:06:38.520 --> 00:06:41.150 "My own room, huh...?" 00:06:41.520 --> 00:06:43.438 "I guess that's pretty cool?" 00:06:43.438 --> 00:06:45.640 "My own room...like this." 00:06:47.120 --> 00:06:50.440 "...how long did it, uh, take you to do all this?" 00:06:50.880 --> 00:06:53.830 "Well, er, since I last saw you two, I, uh..." 00:06:54.330 --> 00:06:55.450 'OW!! 00:06:55.450 --> 00:06:56.740 You just punched me in my mouth! 00:06:56.740 --> 00:06:58.200 You punched me in my mouth; I'm bleeding!' 00:06:58.200 --> 00:07:01.000 [Goofy-esque voice] "Wow! It's better than I remember! 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:03.678 I even have my own bed now! 00:07:03.678 --> 00:07:05.790 Now I don't have to sleep in a hole anymore!" 00:07:05.790 --> 00:07:07.530 "It's Goofy." "Change his voice." 00:07:07.530 --> 00:07:11.278 Change--"No more Goofy. Don't do Goofy anymore." [laughs] 00:07:11.278 --> 00:07:12.637 I have to change? 00:07:12.637 --> 00:07:15.260 D—is it—is it not, canonically in your head— 00:07:15.260 --> 00:07:18.060 It's not, like, a kinda low, but Goofy kind of voice? 00:07:18.060 --> 00:07:19.680 "We hate this voice"? 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:20.810 Oh, shit. 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:27.970 Yeah, God Gamer™ alert. 00:07:27.970 --> 00:07:30.330 Those of you that--by the way, I have to really make this really, really, 00:07:30.330 --> 00:07:32.317 really important note to everybody here: 00:07:32.317 --> 00:07:34.030 I'm bad at a lot of things. 00:07:34.030 --> 00:07:35.270 Very bad. 00:07:35.270 --> 00:07:37.790 Um, you put me in like, Call of Duty whatever, I'm gonna get, like, 00:07:37.790 --> 00:07:40.050 fuckin' 0 and 20 during the game, right? 00:07:40.050 --> 00:07:42.840 I--sometimes I get lost, I don't know east from west... 00:07:42.840 --> 00:07:44.040 ...but you watch this shit, 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:46.570 and after this fuckin' stream, I wanna hear you talk about how-- 00:07:46.570 --> 00:07:48.558 ...what I can and cannot do. 00:07:48.558 --> 00:07:49.570 Okay? 00:07:49.570 --> 00:07:50.240 Good. 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:54.100 I want to hear what--what do you think I can and cannot do after this. 00:07:54.100 --> 00:07:55.260 [laughs] 00:07:55.260 --> 00:07:58.210 "He can't reach the cookie jar"!? Fuckin' ban that guy. 00:07:58.210 --> 00:08:00.610 Alright. "ACT". Let's go. 00:08:01.919 --> 00:08:03.550 Oh, my God. 00:08:04.300 --> 00:08:05.510 I just--okay. 00:08:05.510 --> 00:08:07.350 I'm not throwing! I'm not tilted. 00:08:07.350 --> 00:08:09.760 I just--it's weird. It's different. 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:12.740 Okay, now I'm fucked up. Now you got me fucked up. 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:14.010 You got me fucked up. You do. 00:08:14.010 --> 00:08:16.050 This is why you never call a home run. 00:08:16.050 --> 00:08:18.238 I don't know how people did that shit. 00:08:18.238 --> 00:08:19.860 Like, when Babe Ruth used to, like, 00:08:19.860 --> 00:08:21.730 get his ass up to the plate and, like, 00:08:21.730 --> 00:08:23.560 hold the bat up-- It's like, holy shit dude, 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:25.860 what if you strikeout right now? You look like a dickhead. 00:08:25.860 --> 00:08:28.110 "Want to buy a bagel? Only $80." 00:08:28.110 --> 00:08:31.160 "K_K, no! It's 400!" 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:32.720 "Got it. 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:34.460 Want to buy 400 bagels? Only $80." 00:08:34.460 --> 00:08:36.700 [laughing] Want to buy 400 bagels? Only $80." 00:08:36.700 --> 00:08:38.210 Oh, shit! 00:08:38.210 --> 00:08:39.250 Yes. 00:08:41.490 --> 00:08:45.010 "You were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly..." 00:08:45.010 --> 00:08:46.020 Wait, what? 00:08:46.020 --> 00:08:46.500 A. 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:47.620 A, P. 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:48.890 A, P. 00:08:49.800 --> 00:08:52.650 I'm--I wanna say it so bad. 00:08:52.650 --> 00:08:54.050 I wanna say it so bad. 00:08:54.050 --> 00:08:57.820 PPAP. [beatboxes PPAP] 00:08:59.040 --> 00:09:00.520 ♪ Pen Pinapple Apple Pen ♪ 00:09:00.520 --> 00:09:02.970 [beatboxes] 00:09:02.970 --> 00:09:04.540 I had to do it, I'm sorry! 00:09:04.540 --> 00:09:06.290 What? That was, like, not even a bad meme. 00:09:06.290 --> 00:09:07.880 What are you talking about? It was funny. 00:09:07.880 --> 00:09:10.520 What--what's that tweet that, uh, that thing that 00:09:10.520 --> 00:09:13.517 somebody said before, like, a year or two ago? 00:09:13.517 --> 00:09:17.480 This stream is just me--it's as if I'm talking to like a room full of, 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:19.998 just, angry chimpanzees? 00:09:19.998 --> 00:09:22.120 That at the turn of a moment, could just 00:09:22.120 --> 00:09:23.980 lash out and try to attack and kill me? 00:09:23.980 --> 00:09:25.040 What is it? What was it? 00:09:25.040 --> 00:09:26.090 Oh, here it is, okay. 00:09:26.090 --> 00:09:27.940 "Jerma talks to his chat like they're 00:09:27.940 --> 00:09:30.160 apes with a very loose grasp on 00:09:30.160 --> 00:09:36.060 human language, and if he fails, they will rip him to shreds." 00:09:36.060 --> 00:09:38.090 Jerma talks to his chat like they're apes with a 00:09:38.090 --> 00:09:42.210 very loose grasp of human language. [laughs] 00:09:42.210 --> 00:09:45.277 I just, I--I'm sitting here going, 00:09:45.277 --> 00:09:46.238 Okay, guys-- 00:09:46.238 --> 00:09:47.198 Loogame! 00:09:47.198 --> 00:09:48.060 LoOgAmE! 00:09:48.060 --> 00:09:54.090 [ape chittering] 00:09:54.460 --> 00:09:56.480 Guys, so, I was at the store yesterday, 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:59.700 and uh, I got a--I got a Dunkin' Donuts large iced coffee... 00:09:59.700 --> 00:10:00.860 [ape chittering] 00:10:00.860 --> 00:10:03.780 ...and dude, I'm telling you, it was fucking gross. 00:10:03.780 --> 00:10:07.210 It was the grossest coffee I've ever had in my life, it was disgusting. 00:10:07.210 --> 00:10:09.820 [pleased ape chittering] 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:12.478 Guys, I--I don't know where, um... 00:10:12.478 --> 00:10:14.240 I dunno--I can't see the thing on the screen. 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:15.918 I have no idea where it is. 00:10:15.918 --> 00:10:17.140 I'm not gonna do that though. I-- 00:10:17.140 --> 00:10:19.488 I don't know where it is, I'm not gonna do it; I'm gonna move on. 00:10:19.488 --> 00:10:22.558 [angry ape chittering] 00:10:22.558 --> 00:10:24.010 I--I'm gonna move on. I--I don't-- 00:10:24.010 --> 00:10:24.760 I'm not gonna do it, 00:10:24.760 --> 00:10:26.710 I don't know where it is on the screen, I can't see it... 00:10:26.710 --> 00:10:28.130 Uh, so I'm just gonna be done. 00:10:28.130 --> 00:10:31.670 [furious ape chittering] 00:10:31.670 --> 00:10:33.520 A--alright, alright! I'm going back, I'll go back, I'll go back-- 00:10:33.520 --> 00:10:35.050 I don't--where is it? Where is it!? 00:10:35.050 --> 00:10:38.980 [backseat ape chittering] 00:10:39.530 --> 00:10:42.060 Okay I--I can't see it, I have no idea where the fuck it is. 00:10:42.060 --> 00:10:44.420 You guys are fuckin' gaslighting the shit outta me. 00:10:44.420 --> 00:10:45.190 Stop. 00:10:45.190 --> 00:10:46.580 I'm not--I don't care. 00:10:46.580 --> 00:10:49.730 I'm not gonna to do it--alright, I'll do it right now. I'll do it. 00:10:49.730 --> 00:10:56.730 [pleased ape chittering] 00:10:56.960 --> 00:10:58.638 [laughing] "Tear him apart." 00:10:58.638 --> 00:10:59.438 [laughing] No! 00:10:59.438 --> 00:11:01.180 I--I told you I was gonna go back! 00:11:01.180 --> 00:11:02.910 I couldn't see what you were looking at! 00:11:02.910 --> 00:11:04.540 [hostile ape chittering] 00:11:04.540 --> 00:11:05.370 GET OFF ME! 00:11:05.370 --> 00:11:06.660 There's so many of you! 00:11:06.660 --> 00:11:08.397 Oh, hey guys, 00:11:08.397 --> 00:11:10.360 hey, you ever--you ever pick up the phone, 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:12.718 and somebody--it's-- It's a wrong number, 00:11:12.718 --> 00:11:14.540 and you say 'Oh hey, wrong number! 00:11:14.540 --> 00:11:16.660 Hey, uh, screw you buddy!' 00:11:16.660 --> 00:11:18.560 Y'know what I mean, like--that's a +2! 00:11:18.560 --> 00:11:29.960 [apes + Jerma shrieks] 00:11:30.610 --> 00:11:33.390 Alright, "Roar". On... 00:11:34.370 --> 00:11:36.840 Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:11:36.840 --> 00:11:38.650 R-Action... 00:11:39.160 --> 00:11:40.670 ...Werewire. 00:11:40.670 --> 00:11:42.710 Wait--no, fuck. 00:11:42.710 --> 00:11:43.810 I wanted to Pacify. 00:11:43.810 --> 00:11:45.760 Wait, what--oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm stupid. 00:11:45.760 --> 00:11:49.000 Okay, loosen it up a little bit. Yep, yep, yep, yep. 00:11:49.890 --> 00:11:53.390 Sorry, I like, screamed out all my energy. 00:11:56.170 --> 00:11:57.790 I can't beli--honestly? 00:11:57.790 --> 00:11:58.940 Let's think of, like, like-- 00:11:58.940 --> 00:12:01.810 Chimpanzees in the fuckin' wild; 00:12:01.810 --> 00:12:07.260 Holy shit, how are you not sleeping 20 hours a day? 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:09.010 Just,like, screaming! 00:12:09.010 --> 00:12:11.130 I--I would--I'm ready to go sleep! 00:12:11.130 --> 00:12:13.340 Um...I need to do something, 00:12:13.340 --> 00:12:15.060 if I can do it, I'm gonna try to. 00:12:15.060 --> 00:12:16.238 Controls. 00:12:16.238 --> 00:12:17.180 Yes. 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:20.800 Confirm is going to be... 00:12:20.959 --> 00:12:23.598 Alright, cancel, B. 00:12:23.598 --> 00:12:25.038 Let me change this to B. 00:12:25.038 --> 00:12:26.800 I, I--I don't want it to be... 00:12:26.800 --> 00:12:29.980 I'm--I keep pressing the wrong button. 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:33.130 That's like, 'confirm' in my brain. 00:12:33.130 --> 00:12:35.038 Is where that is on the Xbox controller. 00:12:35.038 --> 00:12:37.198 "He's actually insane." No, I'm not. Like, B-- 00:12:37.198 --> 00:12:40.718 Like, B to my brain is where A is 00:12:40.718 --> 00:12:43.598 on the c--Xbox controller. 00:12:43.598 --> 00:12:48.790 B on the Xbox controller is A in my brain because of Super Nintendo. 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:50.460 So... 00:12:51.640 --> 00:12:53.118 "Everyone bully him." 00:12:53.118 --> 00:12:54.200 Okay. 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:57.760 I don't kn--[return of the apes] 00:12:58.910 --> 00:12:59.665 ...sit down. 00:12:59.665 --> 00:13:00.760 SIT DOWN. 00:13:00.760 --> 00:13:03.517 "You see, thanks to our wonderous Queen... 00:13:03.517 --> 00:13:06.397 WE...will soon rule the world!" 00:13:06.397 --> 00:13:11.198 "And this--and I'll turn this land of Fools into Smartopia. 00:13:11.198 --> 00:13:15.918 A true Scientocracy, where the geniuses of the world, 00:13:15.918 --> 00:13:20.318 can bath freely in pools of fresh fruit, and ambrosia." 00:13:20.318 --> 00:13:22.300 By the way... 00:13:22.300 --> 00:13:24.540 This is something to think about: 00:13:24.540 --> 00:13:29.118 Ambrosia, is supposed to be, like, the thing that gods ate. 00:13:29.118 --> 00:13:30.318 Right? 00:13:30.318 --> 00:13:33.700 'Oh, they--they--and they sipped on ambrosia.' 00:13:33.700 --> 00:13:37.090 Why did that turn into, like, a dis-- Like, disgusting fucking dessert? 00:13:37.090 --> 00:13:39.900 No, what is--okay--I'm serious, like, I've had ambrosia 00:13:39.900 --> 00:13:43.038 like, once and I was like, this like, sucks. 00:13:43.038 --> 00:13:45.438 What is actually in it? It's... 00:13:45.438 --> 00:13:46.878 Yeah, this stuff is fucking gross--like, 00:13:46.878 --> 00:13:49.038 macaroni salad, and like, fruit salad 00:13:49.038 --> 00:13:51.350 combined; there's like-- Was there mayonnaise in this? 00:13:51.350 --> 00:13:56.350 'Oh, the absolute--the fruit; the delectable of the gods!' 00:13:57.760 --> 00:13:59.150 'Of course!' 00:13:59.150 --> 00:14:00.730 'What would be in it besides 00:14:00.730 --> 00:14:01.400 'What would be in it besides. 00:14:01.400 --> 00:14:02.120 'What would be in it besides.. 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:03.160 'What would be in it besides... 00:14:03.160 --> 00:14:05.678 ...fruit salad? 00:14:05.678 --> 00:14:06.558 And... 00:14:06.558 --> 00:14:09.358 ...gross, cheap, marshmallow cubes?' 00:14:11.839 --> 00:14:13.730 'Ah, yes, yes! Bring me-- 00:14:13.730 --> 00:14:16.330 Yes, peon; bring me my ambrosia! 00:14:16.330 --> 00:14:19.900 I'll take that whipped cream out of the can, 00:14:19.900 --> 00:14:22.460 mini marshmallows, and fruits.' 00:14:23.440 --> 00:14:25.038 'It's as if... 00:14:25.038 --> 00:14:26.798 'It's as if...a three-year-old... 00:14:26.798 --> 00:14:30.318 ...sat down and made their own recipe.' 00:14:30.318 --> 00:14:32.090 'Bring it to me on a platter! 00:14:32.090 --> 00:14:34.000 'Bring it to me on a platter! On silver!' 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:36.318 "He's immortal." [laughs] 00:14:36.318 --> 00:14:39.820 No, it's fuck--that's not, like, the dessert of the gods. 00:14:39.820 --> 00:14:43.678 The dessert of the gods is baklava. I'm telling you right now. 00:14:43.678 --> 00:14:45.270 THAT'S what ambrosia is. 00:14:45.270 --> 00:14:47.998 Ambrosia was baklava, okay? 00:14:47.998 --> 00:14:49.910 Look it up! It had to be. 00:14:49.910 --> 00:14:51.517 Fuck--'Ah, ambrosia!' 00:14:51.517 --> 00:14:54.140 No. It's either chocolate ice cream, or it's baklava. 00:14:54.140 --> 00:14:55.430 Pick one. 00:14:58.380 --> 00:14:59.800 [chuckles] 00:15:01.710 --> 00:15:02.830 [cartoon laugh] 00:15:02.830 --> 00:15:06.080 "I'm trYiNg tOo thInK of--" Oh, got it. 00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:09.517 "Oh boy, oh boy! I'm Trashy!" 00:15:09.517 --> 00:15:12.637 "Did you know about adjusting your inventory?" 00:15:12.637 --> 00:15:15.630 "Trash cans like me can hold all sorts of things." 00:15:15.630 --> 00:15:18.158 "There's a fork in the path, Kris. It seems like... 00:15:18.158 --> 00:15:22.318 "It might be advantageous if we split up." 00:15:22.318 --> 00:15:25.120 "Who do you wanna go with?" 00:15:25.519 --> 00:15:28.510 Uh, well, Ralsei has the heal, so I'm gonna go with Ralsei. 00:15:28.510 --> 00:15:33.038 That's--I'm just basing this on how I feel 00:15:33.038 --> 00:15:35.270 with--I'm gonna go with Ralsei because, I-- 00:15:35.270 --> 00:15:38.238 Susie does not have a heal right now, 00:15:38.238 --> 00:15:39.660 and I'm going with Ralsei. 00:15:39.660 --> 00:15:41.050 That's my decision. 00:15:41.050 --> 00:15:42.798 That's what I've decided. 00:15:42.798 --> 00:15:44.160 If anybody wants to call me cringe, 00:15:44.160 --> 00:15:46.558 like, I just saw five people said "cringe"... 00:15:46.558 --> 00:15:47.500 ...that's fine. 00:15:47.500 --> 00:15:50.878 "Hey, why does Kris get to choose all the time!?" 00:15:50.878 --> 00:15:53.360 "Ralsei, you're going with me!" 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:55.920 "Huh!? Kri--I...!" 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:05.197 Okay. I'm gonna explain the joke. 00:16:05.197 --> 00:16:08.460 I didn't do the joke, I'm gonna explain it though. 00:16:08.460 --> 00:16:09.880 [ape returnal] 00:16:09.880 --> 00:16:12.158 Sit down, sit down, sit down. Not yet. 00:16:12.158 --> 00:16:13.197 Um... 00:16:13.197 --> 00:16:15.260 I was going to just do, like, a fart sound. 00:16:15.260 --> 00:16:17.197 Like, [blows raspberry] 00:16:17.197 --> 00:16:18.957 and then go 'Man... 00:16:18.957 --> 00:16:22.620 I've been holding that in for, like, 3 hours. Thank God I'm alone.' 00:16:22.620 --> 00:16:23.580 . 00:16:23.580 --> 00:16:24.650 .. 00:16:24.650 --> 00:16:26.940 ... 00:16:26.940 --> 00:16:28.360 [return to apes] 00:16:28.360 --> 00:16:29.690 ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, SIT DOWN! 00:16:29.690 --> 00:16:30.820 SETTLE DOWN! 00:16:30.820 --> 00:16:34.600 Anybody else only type, uh, with their dominant hands thumb 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:37.358 on their phone's keyboard? 00:16:37.358 --> 00:16:38.480 I hold-- 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:39.890 So, I'm right-handed. 00:16:39.890 --> 00:16:43.197 So I hold the phone in my left hand, 00:16:43.197 --> 00:16:45.197 with my thumb up. 00:16:45.197 --> 00:16:47.160 And so I'm like, holding it, um... 00:16:47.160 --> 00:16:48.510 Kinda like palming it in a way? 00:16:48.510 --> 00:16:51.660 All my fingers are kinda around the edges of the other side. 00:16:51.660 --> 00:16:53.757 And then I cup the 00:16:53.757 --> 00:16:56.238 first hand that my left hand is holding it 00:16:56.238 --> 00:16:57.998 with the right hand, 00:16:57.998 --> 00:17:00.720 and then I use the sole right thumb 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.238 to type everything. 00:17:02.238 --> 00:17:03.060 Is that weird? 00:17:03.060 --> 00:17:04.760 "You use both thumbs"? I don't do that. 00:17:04.760 --> 00:17:07.310 That's not a Boomer Hold-- Excuse me, the Boomer Hold is: 00:17:07.310 --> 00:17:09.250 Hold with left hand palm, 00:17:09.250 --> 00:17:12.158 index finger on other dominant hand 00:17:12.158 --> 00:17:15.200 is poking, while it's very close to your face. 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:17.437 Ex-CUSE me. 00:17:17.437 --> 00:17:19.358 I'm not gonna be put in that category. 00:17:19.358 --> 00:17:20.630 I'm a Millennial! 00:17:20.630 --> 00:17:21.850 "Yeah!! We got it!!" 00:17:21.850 --> 00:17:23.917 "Wh...What!? Hey, wait a second--" 00:17:23.917 --> 00:17:26.630 "How did you...how'd you solve it without me!?" 00:17:27.970 --> 00:17:29.530 [staccatoed laugh] 00:17:29.530 --> 00:17:32.550 "Kris figured it out before you!! Jealous?" 00:17:32.550 --> 00:17:36.540 By the way, if anyone can tell me what that--what that laugh was, 00:17:36.540 --> 00:17:41.050 you get 10, uh, community thumbs-up points. 00:17:41.050 --> 00:17:42.020 "Do it again"? 00:17:42.020 --> 00:17:43.660 [repeats laugh] 00:17:44.510 --> 00:17:45.980 [repeats laugh] 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:51.850 I feel like I had it correct. 00:17:51.850 --> 00:17:53.230 Oh, wait--wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait-- 00:17:53.230 --> 00:17:54.410 I got it, I got it, I got it, everyone stop. 00:17:54.410 --> 00:17:56.430 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 00:17:58.799 --> 00:18:00.600 No, it's--this one doesn't go flat. 00:18:00.600 --> 00:18:01.430 Oh my God. 00:18:01.430 --> 00:18:03.680 No, stop, stop--everyone quiet. 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:07.838 Shit, I don't know. I thought I had it. 00:18:07.838 --> 00:18:09.198 How do I do this? 00:18:09.198 --> 00:18:11.118 "Are you trolling?" 00:18:11.118 --> 00:18:11.838 No! 00:18:11.838 --> 00:18:13.980 I'm not, it's just weird. 00:18:13.980 --> 00:18:15.110 Did I have it right the first time? 00:18:15.110 --> 00:18:16.320 "I'm actually blown away by this." 00:18:16.320 --> 00:18:18.240 Time everybody out that says I'm bad! 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:19.970 yeah blah oh my god 00:18:19.970 --> 00:18:23.677 'i aM aBsOluUtEly BLOWN aWaY bY tHiS' 00:18:23.677 --> 00:18:27.118 I can't believe it yeah I blown away!!! 00:18:27.118 --> 00:18:30.478 "It is funny when he cannot solve the puzzle omegalul" 00:18:30.478 --> 00:18:32.557 Is this a future of, like, Twitch Chat? 00:18:32.557 --> 00:18:34.020 It's gonna be, like, androids? 00:18:34.020 --> 00:18:37.358 'It is quite humorous when he cannot solve the children's puzzle.' 00:18:37.358 --> 00:18:39.380 [robot laughter] 00:18:39.380 --> 00:18:41.677 "I just looked up Shredder laughing and it sounds nothing like that." 00:18:41.677 --> 00:18:43.838 Alright, well, it's time for me to fuckin'... 00:18:43.838 --> 00:18:45.340 This is not a joke alert, this is literally-- 00:18:45.340 --> 00:18:47.677 I'm waiting for him to do the "Hahaha!" thing. 00:18:47.677 --> 00:18:49.118 There it is. 00:18:49.118 --> 00:18:50.550 So you beat Shredder, 00:18:50.550 --> 00:18:53.090 throw a bunch of people into a screen... 00:18:55.310 --> 00:18:57.300 [Shredder laughs] 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:00.290 And, um, what did that-- What just happened? 00:19:00.290 --> 00:19:03.090 [imitates Shredder laughter] 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:05.230 [Shredder laughs] 00:19:05.520 --> 00:19:07.758 "Lancer, hey...!!" 00:19:07.758 --> 00:19:11.438 "You see, each Dark Fountain creates a different 'world'." 00:19:11.438 --> 00:19:16.398 "A 'world' whose darkness reflect the will of its fountain." 00:19:16.398 --> 00:19:17.758 'Can I do that one again? 00:19:17.758 --> 00:19:19.010 Can we do that one again? 00:19:19.010 --> 00:19:20.550 Cuz I messed it up. 00:19:21.140 --> 00:19:22.950 [countdown beeps] 00:19:22.950 --> 00:19:27.677 "A world whose Darkners reflect the will of its fountain". 00:19:27.677 --> 00:19:32.958 But, through those Darkners can exist in their own worlds..." 00:19:32.958 --> 00:19:35.130 "...so can we help him!?" 00:19:37.650 --> 00:19:39.290 [countdown beeps] 00:19:39.290 --> 00:19:41.917 "Yes. there is a way." 00:19:41.917 --> 00:19:45.278 "Castle Town's Grand Fountain is made of pure darkness." 00:19:45.278 --> 00:19:48.430 "As long as it stays flowing, any Darkner can live there." 00:19:48.430 --> 00:19:51.380 "He thinks he's a voice actor." [crazed laughter] 00:19:51.380 --> 00:19:53.560 "Kris, you little sponge! 00:19:53.560 --> 00:19:56.210 I knew you'd come here on a Saturday night! 00:19:56.210 --> 00:19:58.890 After all, you wanna be a Big Shot!" 00:19:58.890 --> 00:20:00.750 "EAHAHAHAHAA!!" 00:20:00.750 --> 00:20:02.770 "But how? How can you be? 00:20:02.770 --> 00:20:03.480 Listen. 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:04.620 Listen--listen to me." 00:20:04.620 --> 00:20:06.310 [aggresive grunts] 00:20:06.310 --> 00:20:08.500 "A great deal is waiting for a limited time only! 00:20:08.500 --> 00:20:09.740 ONLY A LIMITED TIME ONLY! 00:20:09.740 --> 00:20:11.800 A heaven-piercing workout-ready body! 00:20:11.800 --> 00:20:13.960 Designed by the classics you've come to expect! 00:20:13.960 --> 00:20:17.290 ©1997 copyright we gotta make sure we put that there" 00:20:17.290 --> 00:20:22.380 "Kris, that little nipper is our one-way ticket to make you BIG. 00:20:22.380 --> 00:20:23.640 Make ME big." 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:28.318 "But Kris, don't breathe yet! The way is locked by high quality encryption. 00:20:28.318 --> 00:20:30.078 You will never get inside. 00:20:30.078 --> 00:20:32.300 Wait Kris, look! Hear those balloons? 00:20:32.300 --> 00:20:34.718 Are you the 1,000th customer!? 00:20:34.718 --> 00:20:36.830 As a commemorative ring, I will let you buy 00:20:36.830 --> 00:20:38.620 KeyGen from me at the low, low, price 00:20:38.620 --> 00:20:39.900 [drawn out] oooffff--" 00:20:39.900 --> 00:20:40.880 "What do you think!? 00:20:40.880 --> 00:20:42.480 It's such a steal, I'm 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:43.310 [REDACTED] 00:20:43.310 --> 00:20:44.078 I'M 00:20:44.078 --> 00:20:44.500 [REDACTED] 00:20:44.500 --> 00:20:45.140 MYSELF! 00:20:45.140 --> 00:20:46.560 I'm SHITTING myself!" 00:20:46.560 --> 00:20:50.800 KeyGen, S. POTION, "THE BIG ONE", 00:20:50.800 --> 00:20:54.090 BSHOT BOWTIE, or RUN AWAY. 00:20:55.190 --> 00:20:57.090 Is this is supposed to be like a market? 00:20:57.090 --> 00:21:00.070 I have to catch this when it's 30 bucks? 00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:02.760 Oh my God. 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:07.917 OH! 00:21:07.917 --> 00:21:11.120 [chuckles] I got it for 7 bucks! 00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:13.190 [laughs] 00:21:19.280 --> 00:21:22.650 What the fuck!? I wasn't ready for this shit; I'm using the controller! 00:21:22.650 --> 00:21:25.118 What the fuck!? 00:21:25.118 --> 00:21:26.078 I-- 00:21:26.078 --> 00:21:28.360 I--I didn't know that was gonna happen! 00:21:28.360 --> 00:21:32.559 I have the dumbass controller in my hand. 00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:37.198 Fuck. 00:21:37.198 --> 00:21:38.000 Fuck, alright. 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:40.410 It's--it's like the--y'know what it is? 00:21:40.410 --> 00:21:43.760 It's like the wrapping thing for my brain. 00:21:43.760 --> 00:21:45.020 I don't know why... 00:21:45.020 --> 00:21:49.090 Okay, if anybody else feels like this, you tell me if I'm accurate, right? 00:21:49.090 --> 00:21:51.750 I don't know why when it comes to, like, things that spin, 00:21:51.750 --> 00:21:55.010 it inverts itself in my brain. 00:21:56.080 --> 00:21:59.040 If I have to like scrap around left to get to right, 00:21:59.040 --> 00:22:01.280 it's almost like I have to go right to get to left. 00:22:01.280 --> 00:22:03.860 It's like--it's reversed in my brain. 00:22:08.350 --> 00:22:10.440 Ffffuckin' hell! 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:13.450 It's the—it's the going left and right. 00:22:13.450 --> 00:22:15.118 I'm not gonna be able to do this. 00:22:15.118 --> 00:22:17.280 It's like, the rotating motion; 00:22:17.280 --> 00:22:20.290 it's not left and right, it's like, wrapping. 00:22:25.679 --> 00:22:27.930 WHAT THE FUCK?! 00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:33.970 I did it! 00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:37.620 I—if I die here, I'm gonna stop— 00:22:37.620 --> 00:22:39.970 [eldritch gasp] 00:22:39.970 --> 00:22:41.358 I need to take a item. 00:22:41.358 --> 00:22:42.318 monka— 00:22:42.318 --> 00:22:43.118 ohHH ooh 00:22:43.118 --> 00:22:43.840 I'll give you a good one. 00:22:43.840 --> 00:22:45.980 I'm gonna give you a really good one, ready? 00:22:45.980 --> 00:22:47.198 I have to like, kinda prepare for it 00:22:47.198 --> 00:22:48.810 and it's gonna be like pressure— 00:22:48.810 --> 00:22:50.820 The thing—to do the monkaS very well, 00:22:50.820 --> 00:22:55.559 you have—it's a lot of pressure in your, like, upper throat. 00:22:55.850 --> 00:22:58.650 [monkaS strains] 00:22:58.650 --> 00:22:59.370 monkaS 00:22:59.370 --> 00:23:01.100 ...No, that was bad. 00:23:01.100 --> 00:23:01.860 monkaS 00:23:02.930 --> 00:23:03.580 monkaS 00:23:03.580 --> 00:23:04.478 There we go. 00:23:04.478 --> 00:23:06.797 Feel like I have to do this. 00:23:06.797 --> 00:23:08.220 Gimme a sec. 00:23:09.473 --> 00:23:10.482 Put—yeah, put it in— 00:23:10.482 --> 00:23:12.930 Put it in monkaW Mode, please. 00:23:12.930 --> 00:23:14.220 Give me one sec. 00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:17.130 I uh, just wanna do something very quickly. 00:23:18.033 --> 00:23:19.813 I feel like I'm gonna have to... 00:23:20.337 --> 00:23:21.997 ...put this on... 00:23:22.448 --> 00:23:25.758 ...'cause, it's gonna be... 00:23:25.758 --> 00:23:28.630 ...probably, an interesting, um... 00:23:28.630 --> 00:23:30.770 ...interesting new voice I'm gonna have to do. 00:23:30.770 --> 00:23:32.797 [radio filter] Let's see if that's, uh... 00:23:32.797 --> 00:23:34.958 How this, uh, sounds. 00:23:34.958 --> 00:23:37.598 Let's see how much better... 00:23:37.598 --> 00:23:38.878 How does that sound? 00:23:38.878 --> 00:23:40.040 'OH YEAH, IT'S ME. 00:23:40.040 --> 00:23:42.638 'YA REMEMBER ME? I'M THAT GUY IN THAT FUCKIN' MACHINE' 00:23:42.638 --> 00:23:44.310 [robotic] I like this one. How does this one sound? 00:23:44.310 --> 00:23:47.598 Does that hurt your ears? It kinda hurt my ears. 00:23:47.598 --> 00:23:49.370 No? Yay? Nay? 00:23:49.370 --> 00:23:50.520 Which one? 00:23:50.520 --> 00:23:54.500 [radio filter] "Holy Cungadero, do I feel good..." 00:23:54.500 --> 00:23:56.300 "Here I am, Kris! 00:23:56.790 --> 00:23:57.870 "BIG 00:23:57.870 --> 00:23:59.210 BIG, 00:23:59.210 --> 00:24:01.040 BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!" 00:24:01.040 --> 00:24:02.280 "KRIS. KRIS. KRIS. KRIS. KRIS. KRIS." 00:24:02.280 --> 00:24:05.110 "That's right, you. I NEED you. 00:24:05.110 --> 00:24:07.500 To be big. With me. 00:24:07.500 --> 00:24:09.110 Very, very, very BIG. 00:24:09.110 --> 00:24:11.670 So big, we'll stand tall and see past the dark. 00:24:11.670 --> 00:24:14.923 Stand up with our heads in the clouds and look into... 00:24:14.923 --> 00:24:16.050 ...HEAVEN!" 00:24:16.050 --> 00:24:19.340 "Attention, customers! Clean up on Aisle 3! 00:24:19.340 --> 00:24:22.820 Someone left their Souls lying around!" 00:24:23.460 --> 00:24:25.350 [Jermton laughs] 00:24:25.350 --> 00:24:30.920 [ ♪ BIG SHOT ♪ ] 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:31.970 Bring it on. 00:24:31.970 --> 00:24:33.230 Come on! 00:24:36.050 --> 00:24:37.050 [exclaims] 00:24:38.600 --> 00:24:40.797 "The stage lights are shattered." 00:24:40.797 --> 00:24:43.518 He's almost there! This is it! 00:24:43.518 --> 00:24:44.680 That's it! 00:24:45.370 --> 00:24:47.830 [laughs] 00:24:48.400 --> 00:24:50.290 It's over! I win. 00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:52.400 That's it. 00:24:53.919 --> 00:24:56.140 Yeah. I'm gonna snap the wire on him, 00:24:56.140 --> 00:24:58.640 and then see you later! Spare, that's it, I win. 00:24:59.180 --> 00:25:00.180 "WAIT!!" 00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:02.710 "[Fuck] THE PRESSES!" 00:25:02.710 --> 00:25:05.200 "MY...MY [Wires]... THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!?" 00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:07.450 "KRIS...AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!?" 00:25:07.450 --> 00:25:11.090 "After all unforgettable deals and free Kromer I gave you... 00:25:11.090 --> 00:25:14.430 ...you're finally repaying generosity!?" 00:25:14.430 --> 00:25:18.490 "KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!!" 00:25:18.490 --> 00:25:20.320 "Friendship!" 00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:23.850 "KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!" 00:25:23.850 --> 00:25:26.480 "CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!" 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:30.230 "ARE YOU WATCHING [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!" 00:25:30.230 --> 00:25:32.740 "AND THIS TIME...I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!" 00:25:32.740 --> 00:25:37.100 "NO...MYSELF, AND MY [FRIEND(s)]!!!" 00:25:37.100 --> 00:25:38.730 "HERE I GO!!!! 00:25:38.730 --> 00:25:40.110 WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!" 00:25:40.110 --> 00:25:43.130 [snap] 00:25:43.770 --> 00:25:45.210 [thud] 00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:46.798 ...Oh God, he's just dead. 00:25:46.798 --> 00:25:48.150 [laughs] 00:25:48.660 --> 00:25:52.638 I'm setting myself up for a lot, uh, of a lot of defeat here, 00:25:52.638 --> 00:25:53.890 because I can't just be 00:25:53.890 --> 00:25:56.950 Beat The Secret Boss Andy on first try. 00:25:56.950 --> 00:25:59.020 I mean, that's not going to happen 3 times in a row, right? 00:25:59.020 --> 00:26:00.180 Like--no way. 00:26:00.180 --> 00:26:02.480 I can't, that's like--I feel like that's--I'm adding-- 00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:03.990 I'm not gonna be able to do that. 00:26:03.990 --> 00:26:05.640 I'm gonna--I'm gonna have to, though. 00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:07.917 I have to be, like, 3 - 0. 00:26:07.917 --> 00:26:10.770 Okay, okay, okay, I'm back, I'm back. Sorry. 00:26:10.770 --> 00:26:12.878 I made a coffee, and that led to me 00:26:12.878 --> 00:26:14.230 getting a snack, 00:26:14.230 --> 00:26:16.078 which led to me having to, like, 00:26:16.078 --> 00:26:18.478 get that r--look, I--I'm sorry. 00:26:18.478 --> 00:26:20.638 "Hey so...are we seriously... 00:26:20.638 --> 00:26:23.037 NOT going to talk about any of that?" 00:26:23.037 --> 00:26:24.850 "That was god damn weird." 00:26:24.850 --> 00:26:26.340 "Puppets...strings...hands... 00:26:26.340 --> 00:26:29.677 What the hell does any of that mean?" 00:26:29.677 --> 00:26:31.790 "And the way he just...broke." 00:26:31.790 --> 00:26:34.478 "I...I don't think it meant anything, Susie." 00:26:34.478 --> 00:26:38.140 "It seems like it was just a corrupted program." 00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:40.350 Yeah, I love these things, they're-- 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:42.840 They're really crunchy, they're really small, they uh-- 00:26:42.840 --> 00:26:43.998 I don't know--they're made out of some 00:26:43.998 --> 00:26:46.718 kind of an oat milk or something. They're called Milk-Bones. 00:26:46.718 --> 00:26:48.820 Um--they're in a weird part of the grocery store, though. 00:26:48.820 --> 00:26:52.958 They're in like the--the dog aisle-- Like, the pet aisle? I don't know why. 00:26:52.958 --> 00:26:55.838 Um, I don't know--they're very, very good 00:26:55.838 --> 00:26:57.917 "Kris, I'll make some cake for you later, OK?" 00:26:57.917 --> 00:27:00.398 "I could even make it chocolate-flavored, 00:27:00.398 --> 00:27:02.478 "butterscotch, cimmanon... whatever you want." 00:27:02.478 --> 00:27:06.130 [laughing] "Kris, if you're cold, you can share my scarf..." 00:27:06.130 --> 00:27:08.280 Yes; every time I mispronounce a word, 00:27:08.280 --> 00:27:10.460 we ha--everyone has to talk about it. 00:27:10.460 --> 00:27:11.680 Whatever. 00:27:12.320 --> 00:27:15.960 I said cim-- "cimm-a-non" instead of "ciammnon". 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:17.600 It's very easy to do. 00:27:17.600 --> 00:27:19.598 "You said it wrong"? 00:27:19.598 --> 00:27:20.570 Cinna-- 00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:22.560 Cinnamon. 00:27:23.350 --> 00:27:24.850 Cinnamon... 00:27:25.520 --> 00:27:27.110 ...Cinnamon. What is it? 00:27:27.110 --> 00:27:28.470 It's cin-na-mon. 00:27:28.470 --> 00:27:29.940 Ah, let's go. 00:27:33.360 --> 00:27:36.590 Oh wait, I thought I was supposed to collect them. 00:27:36.590 --> 00:27:37.880 Whoops! [laughs] 00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:39.240 Just me being a stupid dummy! 00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:40.370 Whoopsie~! 00:27:41.760 --> 00:27:43.410 ...I wonder how many people turned their volume down 00:27:43.410 --> 00:27:45.520 and just, like, moved on to a different stream after that one. 00:27:45.520 --> 00:27:47.037 Y'know, sometimes when I do that stuff I hope 00:27:47.037 --> 00:27:49.438 that the person's putting me through a speaker. 00:27:49.438 --> 00:27:51.358 And somebody ends up walking in the room 00:27:51.358 --> 00:27:52.718 that doesn't know it doesn't care that 00:27:52.718 --> 00:27:53.910 they watch this channel 00:27:53.910 --> 00:27:55.998 they might not know anything about me 00:27:55.998 --> 00:27:57.820 And they hear that, and they just go: 00:27:57.820 --> 00:28:00.238 'What are you...what the fuck is--who is that?' 00:28:00.238 --> 00:28:02.557 Like if I were to, for instance go: 00:28:02.557 --> 00:28:05.677 'Oh, whoopsie-daisy! Whoopsie-doodly-doodly!' 00:28:05.677 --> 00:28:08.318 One of you--there's 11,000 people here. 00:28:08.318 --> 00:28:09.598 Somebody's like... 00:28:09.598 --> 00:28:11.080 ...dad just came in, or something, 00:28:11.080 --> 00:28:12.958 or somebody's, like, roommate just walked in. 00:28:12.958 --> 00:28:14.318 And now they're--now they're just thought like: 00:28:14.318 --> 00:28:17.080 'What the fuck are you doing?' 00:28:20.570 --> 00:28:21.310 Uh-oh! 00:28:23.800 --> 00:28:25.598 oh let me let me just click off out of 00:28:25.598 --> 00:28:28.420 the window in a place I'm not supposed to click 00:28:29.890 --> 00:28:30.590 Uh-oh! 00:28:31.340 --> 00:28:32.100 Uh-oh! 00:28:32.320 --> 00:28:33.917 Alright let me just 00:28:33.917 --> 00:28:35.518 see if I can get over here on my fucking 00:28:35.518 --> 00:28:38.157 Mac, let me just.. [soundboard "Uh-oh!"] 00:28:38.157 --> 00:28:41.430 Whatever, I don't know, my computer's frozen. 00:28:42.810 --> 00:28:45.130 [forceful wheeze] 00:28:45.130 --> 00:28:47.438 "Kris... uh, hey, Kris." 00:28:47.438 --> 00:28:49.277 "...is it strange to say... 00:28:49.277 --> 00:28:51.998 It's nice spending time alone with you like this...?" 00:28:51.998 --> 00:28:55.917 I like hanging out, I like spending time. 00:28:55.917 --> 00:28:56.950 But... 00:28:57.200 --> 00:28:57.970 I don't-- 00:28:57.970 --> 00:28:59.890 Wouldn't say it's necessarily strange, 00:28:59.890 --> 00:29:01.300 what do you mean, strange? 00:29:01.300 --> 00:29:04.797 I like h--I like hanging out. 00:29:04.797 --> 00:29:06.318 "I'm happy to hear you say that, Kris..." 00:29:06.318 --> 00:29:08.157 "When we first met, I..." 00:29:08.157 --> 00:29:10.318 "I was so nervous about first impressions." 00:29:10.318 --> 00:29:12.478 "How do I even be a friend...?" 00:29:12.478 --> 00:29:15.438 "All I have to do is be nice...is what I thought." 00:29:15.438 --> 00:29:17.838 "But I'm starting to realize, being friends... 00:29:17.838 --> 00:29:20.238 Is more than that, isn't it?" 00:29:20.238 --> 00:29:23.198 "Susie...sometimes she isn't nice at all!" 00:29:23.198 --> 00:29:26.557 "She's selfish, she's rude, she's sarcastic..." 00:29:26.557 --> 00:29:27.838 "But... 00:29:27.838 --> 00:29:30.718 "Isn't it wonderful that she's...her?" 00:29:30.718 --> 00:29:33.438 "Is what I...started thinking, today." 00:29:33.438 --> 00:29:36.397 of course because it's nice that you're you 00:29:36.397 --> 00:29:38.238 but I'm I just wanna I'm really trying 00:29:38.238 --> 00:29:40.078 to pay attention to the to the dark ride 00:29:40.078 --> 00:29:41.677 we're on um I know that like mickey 00:29:41.677 --> 00:29:43.758 mouse is going to jump out a few times 00:29:43.758 --> 00:29:44.478 uh 00:29:44.478 --> 00:29:46.718 can we talk about this after the ride 00:29:46.718 --> 00:29:47.998 huh 00:29:47.998 --> 00:29:49.917 no one's ever said that to me before I 00:29:49.917 --> 00:29:54.638 just wonder what being rousey like even is 00:29:54.638 --> 00:29:58.240 ...Well, that's for you to decide, Ralsei. 00:29:58.320 --> 00:29:59.758 we asked for not for me to decide this 00:29:59.758 --> 00:30:01.758 for you to decide sorry I got off track 00:30:01.758 --> 00:30:03.277 and I just I missed it 00:30:03.277 --> 00:30:04.958 I missed it I bet we 00:30:04.958 --> 00:30:06.557 turned the corner and fucking ursula 00:30:06.557 --> 00:30:08.318 showed up and I wanted to see ursula 00:30:08.318 --> 00:30:09.438 rally okay 00:30:09.438 --> 00:30:10.878 I missed it 00:30:10.878 --> 00:30:14.318 let's just enjoy the ride yeah okay 00:30:14.318 --> 00:30:16.638 Oh no! 00:30:16.638 --> 00:30:18.078 It's Captain... 00:30:18.078 --> 00:30:20.157 I don't know this guy's name. 00:30:20.157 --> 00:30:22.718 "Chips Ahoyeth, Landlubbers!" 00:30:22.718 --> 00:30:28.030 "Arrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???" 00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:31.998 "...Could you NOT speak with more than one accent?" 00:30:31.998 --> 00:30:33.360 "Yeahth, alright." 00:30:33.360 --> 00:30:37.370 "I must Conquere this Islande and defeast Thou!" 00:30:37.370 --> 00:30:38.157 "Then--" 00:30:38.157 --> 00:30:41.037 I'm doing Cap'n Crunch. It's not a bad accent, it's Cap'n Crunch. 00:30:41.037 --> 00:30:44.280 "Then, giftingeth her a succulent Island Presente, 00:30:44.280 --> 00:30:46.520 ...whatevereth this Thing is!" 00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:49.037 "This again!?" 00:30:49.037 --> 00:30:52.900 "Haha, squirming with Jealousy at my Battle Caravane!?" 00:30:52.900 --> 00:30:54.920 [struggling] "Tis an Effigie... 00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:57.677 ...of an Ancient God of Combate, 00:30:57.677 --> 00:31:01.280 I rescuedeth it from The King's Trash Heape, 00:31:01.280 --> 00:31:04.610 And fixedeth it up in this `Worldes' of Scrap Shoppe!!" 00:31:04.610 --> 00:31:07.198 "Thrash Machine reluctantly fights you!" 00:31:07.198 --> 00:31:08.660 [Mr. Satan voice] 'Hold on a second, Go-Ku!' 00:31:08.660 --> 00:31:10.397 'Lemme go ahead and tell ya' how to play!' 00:31:10.397 --> 00:31:12.238 'I know, I know I'm supposed to have--' 00:31:12.238 --> 00:31:15.277 I'm just doing, like, the end of the episode thing. 00:31:15.277 --> 00:31:17.130 'Wow, I wonder what's gonna happen next time!' 00:31:17.130 --> 00:31:19.750 'These two guys are fightin' each other.' 00:31:19.750 --> 00:31:21.838 I wonder what happened right hey I 00:31:21.838 --> 00:31:23.358 love it save me your feet like so 00:31:23.358 --> 00:31:24.557 They're--they're always, like, eating food, 00:31:24.557 --> 00:31:27.758 right? There's some--they're always, like, talking to somebody off-screen. 00:31:27.758 --> 00:31:29.470 'I wonder what's gonna happen next time on 00:31:29.470 --> 00:31:31.917 Machine Reluctancy Fightin' For You!' 00:31:31.917 --> 00:31:34.157 'Hey, wait up for me!' 00:31:34.157 --> 00:31:36.318 Right? Why? 00:31:36.318 --> 00:31:38.397 hey give me uh i'll take a piece back 00:31:38.397 --> 00:31:38.720 kate 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:41.517 it's dude's a moron I mean he's I'm 00:31:41.517 --> 00:31:45.399 winning what are you talking about 00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:48.078 "You're a dumbass" I look I'm supposed to 00:31:48.078 --> 00:31:51.198 claim I don't know what you're talking about 00:31:51.198 --> 00:31:52.740 "Pee-Wee Herman scream." 00:31:52.740 --> 00:31:54.638 [Pee-Wee Herman scream] 00:31:54.638 --> 00:31:55.560 Fuck, I tried. 00:31:55.560 --> 00:31:59.519 I only had a half a second to do 00:31:59.600 --> 00:32:01.517 there's a that it's gonna take a picture 00:32:01.517 --> 00:32:03.758 "Should we pose!?" 00:32:03.758 --> 00:32:06.318 "Peace sign" 00:32:06.318 --> 00:32:08.078 "Rude gesture" 00:32:08.078 --> 00:32:10.557 no the play you guys the play with these 00:32:10.557 --> 00:32:12.157 things is you I try to do this every 00:32:12.157 --> 00:32:13.277 time 00:32:13.277 --> 00:32:16.958 so you try to figure out where it is 00:32:16.958 --> 00:32:17.838 and then 00:32:17.838 --> 00:32:19.358 I sometimes do that I try to pretend to 00:32:19.358 --> 00:32:21.358 be asleep 00:32:21.358 --> 00:32:23.917 or pretend to be crying 00:32:23.917 --> 00:32:25.758 like with a horrible like fucking 00:32:25.758 --> 00:32:27.838 balling or just like I'm passed out like 00:32:27.838 --> 00:32:29.198 my head over 00:32:29.198 --> 00:32:31.118 or I would give a rou all right let's do 00:32:31.118 --> 00:32:33.919 rude gesture 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:35.517 what am I doing 00:32:35.517 --> 00:32:38.157 what is he doing 00:32:38.157 --> 00:32:40.480 wait 00:32:40.840 --> 00:32:43.037 what the hell was that 00:32:43.037 --> 00:32:44.958 what the hell just happened what 00:32:44.958 --> 00:32:46.318 happened 00:32:46.318 --> 00:32:48.799 full moon 00:32:49.120 --> 00:32:50.718 yeah 00:32:50.718 --> 00:32:52.878 it's weird isn't it 00:32:52.878 --> 00:32:55.118 how did we get here 00:32:55.118 --> 00:32:58.240 what even is this place 00:32:58.559 --> 00:32:59.758 I see 00:32:59.758 --> 00:33:02.078 a million years ago a bomb exploded in 00:33:02.078 --> 00:33:03.677 the atmosphere 00:33:03.677 --> 00:33:05.037 and you know what it's too much for 00:33:05.037 --> 00:33:06.078 right now 00:33:06.078 --> 00:33:10.478 uh you're um just having a dream 00:33:10.478 --> 00:33:12.720 huh 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.358 oh oh that's right 00:33:15.358 --> 00:33:17.838 right if you're here it must be a dream 00:33:17.838 --> 00:33:19.598 this is kind of an inaccurate um if 00:33:19.598 --> 00:33:21.917 you're lucid if I'm lucid it's only 00:33:21.917 --> 00:33:24.318 happened a few times but I just started 00:33:24.318 --> 00:33:25.838 I'm lucid I'm grabbing like the fucking 00:33:25.838 --> 00:33:26.958 beer and I'm throwing out the wind I'm 00:33:26.958 --> 00:33:27.838 throwing it out the window it was hard a 00:33:27.838 --> 00:33:29.118 second 00:33:29.118 --> 00:33:30.318 like I'm just gonna I'm starting to 00:33:30.318 --> 00:33:31.838 start smashing the window the second 00:33:31.838 --> 00:33:33.758 that I feel lucid it's just like oh my 00:33:33.758 --> 00:33:35.998 fucking god I'm in a dream okay 00:33:35.998 --> 00:33:37.198 okay I see a stick over there I'm just 00:33:37.198 --> 00:33:38.478 throwing I'm gonna javelin the stick out 00:33:38.478 --> 00:33:40.238 the window because like I I'm gonna do 00:33:40.238 --> 00:33:41.677 that I'm doing my lucid dream I'm up I'm 00:33:41.677 --> 00:33:43.838 awake 00:33:43.838 --> 00:33:45.517 maybe it's because when she first came 00:33:45.517 --> 00:33:47.198 to class 00:33:47.198 --> 00:33:48.557 you lent her one of your pencils 00:33:48.557 --> 00:33:52.318 somebody called me a cave man 00:33:52.318 --> 00:33:55.037 icy stick break something 00:33:55.037 --> 00:33:56.038 smash 00:33:56.038 --> 00:34:00.878 [Music] 00:34:00.878 --> 00:34:02.238 bingo 00:34:02.238 --> 00:34:04.638 I can't my voice is fucked forever I got 00:34:04.638 --> 00:34:06.397 too old I can't do it anymore I can't if 00:34:06.397 --> 00:34:07.998 I talk loudly 00:34:07.998 --> 00:34:10.637 if I yell loudly without screaming that 00:34:10.637 --> 00:34:11.438 happens 00:34:11.438 --> 00:34:14.879 you know what I want bone man 00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:17.837 free pickles 00:34:17.837 --> 00:34:20.877 why thank you 00:34:20.877 --> 00:34:22.318 can I ask 00:34:22.318 --> 00:34:24.798 what kind of flowers do you think 00:34:24.798 --> 00:34:26.798 would make her remember how she felt 00:34:26.798 --> 00:34:28.798 before 00:34:28.798 --> 00:34:30.077 uh 00:34:30.077 --> 00:34:31.357 maybe you should talk to your plants 00:34:31.357 --> 00:34:34.877 about that one i've attained it why why 00:34:34.877 --> 00:34:37.278 what happened 00:34:37.278 --> 00:34:38.718 don't worry they're the first ones I 00:34:38.718 --> 00:34:40.077 asked 00:34:40.077 --> 00:34:43.758 it says good listeners you know flowers 00:34:43.758 --> 00:34:45.198 well yeah nothing like uh captive 00:34:45.198 --> 00:34:46.318 audience 00:34:46.318 --> 00:34:49.998 it's changing yes 00:34:49.998 --> 00:34:51.917 he's turning into barney ruffle 00:34:51.917 --> 00:34:53.837 uh that's the same shit happened last 00:34:53.837 --> 00:34:57.240 time in undertale 00:35:04.160 --> 00:35:06.240 you

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Deltarune Chapter 2 - The Big Shot